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    BATTLECARD 2 -- Finals-- Shade v Dustin DeWinde

    SHADE

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    GOD'S WRATH

    Live from just north of the Gates of Heaven

    STONE COLD vs THE MINISTRY

    Match #1: "Stone Cold" Shark Boy vs Mideon and RELLIK

    STONE COLD SHARK BOY! GIVE ME A SHELL YEAH. How does one combat a fearsome creature like a shark? Well if you ask Mideon the answer is simple. Because in the Ministry's latest attempt to defeat Stone Cold (Don't ruin it for them). He has recruited a Killer... Yes you heard me right. A fucking killer! because Rellik for those of you who ain't in the know is Killer spelled backwards *Mic Drop*

    FUCK YO RIGHTS

    Match #2: New Jack vs Rosie O'Donnell vs Cereal Man

    One is Black, one is LGBT and one is a box of cereal. Their Struggles are real

    WHO IS THIS MOTHER FUCKER TAKE 2

    Match #3: Chace Auren vs Stevie Ray

    Who the fuck is Chase Auren? Fuck if I know.. I even spelled his name wrong in the description. Know who else don't know? Stevie Ray don't know either. Who is Stevie Ray? He is the second most popular member of the tag team Harlem Heat. If you asked people to rank their most fave members of the NWO in order... He'd be about 25th. So put some respect on his name.

    EBONY AND IVORY

    Match #4: PN NEWS vs Mo - RAP BATTLE

    The entertainment of the night for you music appreciators... YES I SEE YOU THERE! RAPMASTER VS A MAN ON A MISSION. 3pm after School in the playground. Be there or be square.


    DICKS AND DONGS

    Match #5: SUPER BIG PORKY DICKS (Super Porky and Big Dick Johnson) vs The Ding Dongs

    Because nothing rings my bell like Super Big Porky Dicks!

    A VINTAGE CASE OF IT TAKING A LIFE OF IT'S OWN

    Match #6: Eric Bischoff vs Michael Cole - Believer's Backlash

    The Killer of Promotions vs the Killer of moments. Two men guilty of many great crimes against the wrestling business will do battle. With fans in attendance and true fans of professional wrestling for that matter stationed at ringside and armed with belts to whip either man should they try and be a bitch and escape the ring.


    AND IN THE MAIN EVENT!

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    Main Event: Vince Russo vs God

    Bro let me tell ya. If you are a smart man you'll listen to Vince Russo. He's in real tight with the Lord Bro. But the truth is... He has failed to smell what the Almighty is cooking. Because in the swerve of the century. The lord is sending 12 plagues of whoop ass his way!



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    DUSTIN DEWINDE


    BBW: Big Brother Wrestling
    proudly presents
    BROTHERMANIA





    For the first time ever, professional wrestling will take place live from the backyard of the Big Brother House! And this time the stakes are even bigger than world titles. The scheduled card has been shown to the houseguests, and they have each made their predictions for the matches. Whichever houseguest gets the most predictions correct will become the Head of Household! Who will win this HOH competition? Who will make it out of Brothermania with a win on their record in one of the most unique wrestling spectacles of all time? Who is ready to rumble? Find out all this, and more, on April 1st, only by subscribing to Paramount+, available on March 4th.

    BUT THAT'S NOT ALL!!!!!

    Our contestants have seen the match card. Their predictions are set. Now it is time for you, the viewer, to discover just what the card will be as well!


    OPENING MATCH


    THE KISS DEMON vs. DAWN MARIE
    SPECIAL GUEST REFEREE: SHANIQUA


    If Gene Simmons was a wrestler, he would be The KISS Demon. And Dawn Marie is one of the sexiest divas to ever step inside a wrestling ring, and may very well rank right up there as one of the hottest women to enter the Big Brother House. But that's just the start of things, as they will surely get hot hot hotter than Hell with a special guest referee Shaniqua! As an added incentive to this match, the winner will get to spend the night with Shaniqua in the secret Big Brother House BDSM room! Will Shaniqua suffer the same fate as the late Al Wilson? Or will she force The KISS Demon to lick it up? Find out April 1st on Paramount+!


    TITLE MATCH


    SCOTT VICK vs. KILLING THE BUSINESS
    DDT 24/7 Ironman Heavymetalweight Championship Match



    During the auditions to determine which wrestlers would be selected to compete on the prestigious first ever BBW Brothermania, there was a long wait during some of the process. Scott Vick, formerly known to many WCW fans as Scotty Riggs, forgot to charge his phone that day. After it died, he saw a book in the waiting room entitled Killing the Business. Naturally, he thought that it was a book that would go into great detail about the infamous Katie Vick angle. With nothing better to do, he decided to start reading it, looking to see if he would finally discover the truth behind what the WWE creative team had planned for him when they hired him so many years ago. After reading the self-indulgent tome, and not seeing one mention of the mannequin sodomy storyline, he threw the book at the wall and challenged it to a match. Little did he know, current DDT 24/7 Ironman Heavymetalweight Champion Killing the Business was also there on that fateful day looking to audition. The timing was perfect, as the producers had just walked out of the room after interviewing (and quickly denying) former backyard wrestler Dustin DeWinde. They saw the toss, they saw the challenge, and more importantly, they saw the championship belt. Immediately, without even auditioning, the producers knew this was a match that people would pay good money to see, and they booked it on the spot. Subscribe now to Paramount+ so you won't miss a second of the action on April 1st, and find out whether the autobiography ends up lying flat on its spine for the 3 count, or if Scott Vick will become just another chapter to be written in the sequel.


    CARD TRICKS VS. MAGIC TRICKS


    THE GAMBLER vs. PHANTASIO
    Loser Can Never Touch Another Card In His Life


    There has been much debate in the magician's community as to which tricks are the best. There is the ease and accessibility of the card tricks to factor in, which many feel make the magicians who excel in such trickery the best due to them having to constantly come up with new ways to show off the same old cards. The other side of that coin is that the illusionists can use just about any objects in the world, and are only limited by their creativity, and are therefore the best. The world may never know the answer to this question, but the houseguests and the viewers watching on Paramount+ might possibly get closer to determining which side of magic is the most magical on April 1st. That's when it will be card player and trickster extraordinaire, The Gambler, will try his luck against the ultimate illusionist, Phantasio! The Gambler is so confident in his hand, that he has decided to go all in and wager that if he loses to a silly illusionist, he'll never touch a single card in his life again. And Phantasio called! (although it was not with words, but rather a weird trick, when he asked for a volunteer at the auditions and proceeded to remove their underwear without removing their pants, and showing off that someone's mom had written "I accepto!" on the waistband.) Don't fold on this pair aces, ORDER NOW!


    THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE


    VAL VENIS vs. RORY MCALLISTER


    In what turned out to be a very eventful casting call, former pornstar-turned-wrestler Val Venis was initially given the shaft after his audition went south. Mr. Venis was upset... for about 5 seconds, before going into the bathroom, smoking a joint, and getting back to being a crazy person on social media. When he came out from the bathroom, he noticed a very sexy set of legs in a red skirt. Never one to turn away from action, Venis approached the skirted pair of legs from behind. According to eyewitnesses, Venis was heard telling the figure, "Hellooooo, lady! What are you doing wasting your time with this casting call, when you could be auditioning on the casting couch with the Big Valbowski." Venis was cock-shocked when to his surprise, the lady turned around and was not a lady at all, but rather Rory McAllister in his signature kilt! "Give me a match with him at Brothermania so I can teach him a lesson, or I'm filing sexual harassment charges on this whole place!" Not wanting to put the show, the producers, or the launch of Paramount+ in jeopardy, the producers booked the match without hesitation. Who will cum come out on top, the high or the Highlander? Find out April 1st!


    THE ULTIMATE FIGHT


    THE QUESTION MARK vs. KUNG FU NAKI
    Mixed Martial Arts Rules Match




    UFC? Who needs that when you can get all of your MMA needs from BBW? It's been a question since the beginning of time: which martial art form is the best? It has been narrowed down over the years, and on April 1st LIVE on Paramount+, the two most dominant martial arts styles collide to once and for all decide: which style is more devastating? Will it be master of The Crane Kick, and former Smackdown Number 1 announcer, Kung Fu Naki, representing kung-fu? Or will the question be answered with another question? The Question Mark, to be exact. Can the master and sensei of Mongrovian Karatayyy, and former fight coordinator for Shogun in Malibu, put away the slightly smaller Kung Fu Naki with his patented Mongrovian Spike? With wrestling rules thrown out the window, this one is sure to be an intense pure MMA bout that will be more highly anticipated and closely contested than a McGregor/Poirier rematch. Rocky IV, eat your heart out. Two rival nations clash on April 1st! Japan vs. Mongrovia! Kung-Fu vs. Karate! Naki vs. Mark! You do NOT want to miss this one!


    WEE-LC 2


    EL TORITO vs. PELLE PRIMEAU vs. MARKO STUNT
    The Smallest Match Just Got... Bigger?


    If all three men in this match stood on top of each other, they'd be about the same height as one of the ladders. If all three men jumped off the top rope onto a table, the table probably wouldn't even notice. But if you combine the size of the hearts of these three men, it'd be bigger than the headache you'd get from being hit with an unprotected chairshot! Lucky for them, and perhaps even luckier for the fans, these three men will put those statements to the test as all three objects will not only be legal, they will be encouraged! And unlike the first WeeLC match, this one will be contested under ladder match rules! What will be hanging above the ring on April 1st, exclusively seen on Paramount+? Well it wouldn't be Big Brother if it wasn't the Golden Power of Veto! Yes, that's right! These three men will not only be competing for bragging rights. Any houseguest who correctly predicts the outcome of this match will be competing later in the week in a Power of Veto competition. And those who predict wrong? Well, they'll have to spend the week dressed as leprechauns! Things could get interesting, to say the least. Will the houseguests take advantage of the no disqualification rules to try and tip the scales in their favor? Or will they be too afraid of the supreme athletes, despite the tallest of the three only standing at 5'7"? It's perhaps the biggest and smallest match ever, and the only way to see it for yourself is to tune in to BBW Brothermania!


    REALLY REAL REALITY


    SNOOKI vs. DENNIS RODMAN
    Jersey Girl vs. Bad Boy






    In the semi-main event of the evening, it will be what could possibly be the most dramatic showdown in reality TV history when Snooki (famous for her role on Jersey Shore, coming soon to Paramount+) takes on the original bad boy, Dennis Rodman. Neither one is a stranger to professional wrestling, and both are veteran reality TV show contestants. At BBW Brothermania, the playing field will be as level as they ever have been between these two. The NBA Hall of Famer may have a distinct size and experience advantage, having not only wrestled multiple times in WCW, but also winning in Hulk Hogan's Celebrity Championship Wrestling. However, at close to 60 years old, is The Worm still in peak physical shape? Or will Snooki, at nearly half Rodman's age, rock it and be the fist-pumping young bird who puts him down for the count? The two have been going at it back and forth on TikTok for weeks now, with each competitor claiming that they would have beaten the other if they were in the same season of Celebrity Apprentice. Although that argument may never be settled, one thing is for shore: these two will stop at nothing to make sure that they will have beaten the other in a professional wrestling ring.


    WHO MADE AMERICA GREATER?


    JOHN CENA vs. DONALD TRUMP
    Make America Grapple Again Flag Match




    It has all led to this. The main event of the evening on April 1st, streaming live on Paramount+ from the backyard of the Big Brother House. At BBW Brothermania, it's not about smacking down your vote, it's about smacking down your opponent. On Parler, former United States President, Donald Trump, has recently declared John Cena as enemy number 1 on his list of enemies. Cena, ever the humble man, decided not to respond to this, hoping it would all just blow over and he could get back to his multiple movie, music, wrestling, cooking, dancing, and philanthropic endeavors. Trump took it one step further, though, declaring himself the "most greatest United States Champion that the entire world has ever seen." Cena, confused as to why he referred to the presidency as a championship, responded by calling Vince McMahon, the owner of WWE who had recently let Cena out of his contract due to "budgetary measures", to make sure that this wasn't just another rib. When Mr. McMahon confirmed that this was no rib, Cena took to social media to respond to Mr. Trump's challenge, in a way that only John Cena can. Dressed in a throwback Patriots jersey and a BLM cap, Cena delivered what many are considering his best, and most important, battle rap yet:

    Yo yo yo yo.
    Listen up Trump, cuz I'm only gonna say this once.
    Why you doggin' on me, it's Biden who beat you, man, get your panties outta that bunch.
    Look, I know you think you losin' is a bunch of fake news.
    The only thing fake here is your wacky ass hairdos.
    You say you can beat me in a wrestling match? Well then step up to the 16 time champ.
    Step up slowly though, or you might get a tummy cramp.
    Your boy Vinnie Mac can't save you this time, I ain't in the WWE.
    But I got no problem beating you at Brothermania, 'cause bitch you still can't see me.
    Whether it's the Cena of old that shows up, or the Cena of new,
    I'm doing it for America when I give you a big FU.
    So at Brothermania, we do it old school, the winner's the one who grabs the flag.
    And I'll proudly wave the stars and stripes after I put you in a bodybag.
    Make America great again? It never stopped being great, only you did, Donnie boy.
    You've done less important things for these people than a Bonnie Rotten sex toy.
    We're through with you, Trump, go away, get lost, skedaddle.
    On April 1st live on Paramount+, it'll be your last battle.
    Diamond upside down is a pussy, Donald upside down is a duck.
    Bring your Russians, your racist buddies, anyone you want, I'll beat them too, 'cause THE CHAMP IS HERE and right now I just don't give a..."

    Despite numerous attempts by his advisors to step away from the challenge, Mr. Trump has signed his name on the contract and promises Mr. Cena, Big Brother Wrestling, and all of his loyal supporters that he will not only be competing in the main event at Brothermania, but that he will grab the American flag and "win back the America that he never lost." Will Donald Trump be able to do it on his own, or will he bring some friends as his opponent suggested? Will John Cena be too worn down from the 3 scheduled Make-A-Wish appearances he will be making the morning of the showdown to back up his words? Or will he overcome the odds and rise above hate, proving that he, much like America, never gives up? There's only one way to find out! Don't miss a single minute of the once in a lifetime action, with exclusive covfefe of the entire BBW Brothermania event, LIVE and only on Paramount+!








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    Re: BATTLECARD 2 -- Finals-- Shade v Dustin DeWinde

    More votes plz







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    Re: BATTLECARD 2 -- Finals-- Shade v Dustin DeWinde

    These are two crazy card lads this actually looked hella fun, wish I was more involved. Cena v Trump can't be topped surely?


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    Re: BATTLECARD 2 -- Finals-- Shade v Dustin DeWinde

    Went with Dustin. Both did great with what they were given but the Cena diss rap just sets it over the top

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    Re: BATTLECARD 2 -- Finals-- Shade v Dustin DeWinde

    Half hour left for anyone who hasn't voted!







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    Re: BATTLECARD 2 -- Finals-- Shade v Dustin DeWinde

    Congrats to Dustin, who wins an absolute nail biter!



    I'll have a winner banner to you shortly. Something schnazzy for your signature.



    (Cheers to BT for whipping them up.)



    Big congrats to Shade as well, for making it this far!



    Thank you everyone who participated, and voted, and followed along! Hope you'll all tune in for BATTLECARD III: TNA/Impact, coming soon!







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    Re: BATTLECARD 2 -- Finals-- Shade v Dustin DeWinde

    Season 3 Baby? WOOOO
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    Re: BATTLECARD 2 -- Finals-- Shade v Dustin DeWinde

    Dustin, here's your championship banner, courtesy of BattleTank!



    Cheers!







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    Re: BATTLECARD 2 -- Finals-- Shade v Dustin DeWinde

    I appreciate that Shade has been in the final twice and lost both times. It’s good story telling.
    " I have this weird self-esteem issue where I hate myself but still think I’m better than everyone else."

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    Re: BATTLECARD 2 -- Finals-- Shade v Dustin DeWinde

    Holy shit! Was not expecting to actually win this, especially not by beating two of the three finalists from the first edition.

    First off I'd like to thank God... actually, no, he was never on my side (cuz he was on Shade's). I'd thank Trump, but um, nope. So ill thank John Cena as I believe the corny battle rap was the deciding factor in a lot of people's votes.

    Also thank you to everyone who contributed to my roster.

    Thank you to Gipper for accidentally sparking the Big Brother concept during a brainstorm sesh.

    Thank you to BT for the fancy banner, was definitely not expecting anything but bragging rights, so thats a super cool bonus.

    And lastly thanks to Shawn for hosting and coming up with this cool ass pick their poison concept. Was a ton of fun and look forward to the third installment.

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    Re: BATTLECARD 2 -- Finals-- Shade v Dustin DeWinde

    Congrats, Dustin. Well deserved on the win. Creative as hell on your part. Also really liked Shade’s entry too. Fun stuff all around and a big thank you to Shawn.

    Dustin, maybe one day we’ll see your talents in the BTB section!

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    Re: BATTLECARD 2 -- Finals-- Shade v Dustin DeWinde

    Congrats Dustin, well deserved...that Cena rap was epic. Congrats to Shade as well because Russo vs. God was definitely a main event that only Trump\Cena could top. A very deserving finals match if there ever was one.

    And big props to Shawn for organizing this really fun endeavor. I will be in for round 3 when it comes around.

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    As someone who forgot to check in on these threads, what the fuck happened to this tournament and these two final cards?

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    Re: BATTLECARD 2 -- Finals-- Shade v Dustin DeWinde

    Quote Originally Posted by Jim View Post
    As someone who forgot to check in on these threads, what the fuck happened to this tournament and these two final cards?
    This was the second Battlecard tournament, where each guy had their roster drafted for them and had to roll with the punches. Keefmoon won the inaugural one.

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