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    What did you learn today?

    Something?

    Nothing?

    I learned that somebody broke the toilet seat in the mens bathroom at work. I suspect either a very fat individual OR a very small individual standing on the seat to get a picture of "something" in the mirror.

    I'm not sure which one disturbs me most
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    Re: What did you learn today?

    I learned that waking up at 3:00 pm because of working night shift still sucks.

    I haven't been waking up that late for a long time. Now I'm back to only having five hours to do anything before I have to work again .

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    Re: What did you learn today?

    I learned that I love tight fitting orange sweaters
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    Re: What did you learn today?

    I've learned that I need to do more productive things with my time away from work... even though I should use some of that extra energy while there, I just can't do it.

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    Re: What did you learn today?

    People who get their girlfriends to fight for them over Facebook are pussies.

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    Re: What did you learn today?

    that i like falling asleep in maths tests

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    Re: What did you learn today?

    I have a Maths test tomorrow, probably shouldn't fall asleep.

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    I learned that I totally need to rent more games for my 360.

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    I've learned that quitting smoking sucks some serious donkey balls. :-(
    "Marla... the little scratch on the roof of your mouth that would heal if only you could stop tonguing it, but you can't."

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    Re: What did you learn today?

    I learned that if people use Grenade Launchers or Rocket Launchers in COD4, it means that are pussies to use a P90, M16, or a gun. They decide to take the wussies way out to use such noobish weapons to win a boring game.

    To be serious though, I learned no matter what, a puppy will not listen to you. Even if you spank him hard for five times when he or she goes near the road or in the field, it won't do any good.


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    Re: What did you learn today?

    I learned that I fucking love my job. I was aware of this for a few months now, but today for some reason it was on my mind.
    I don't recognize anyone around here.

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    Re: What did you learn today?

    I learned today that I have stupid family members in Virginia Beach that wanted to go surfing during a nor'easter.
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    I learned that small town politics are total bullshit.

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    Re: What did you learn today?

    I learned that the circuit box in the back garden that has a wire going to the conservatory is the reason the power went out at 3am this morning and set the alarm off.



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    Re: What did you learn today?

    Since it's only about 8AM here....thus far, the only thing I've learned today is that n matter what I have for breakfast, I pretty much always need to take a deuce by 9AM.

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    Re: What did you learn today?

    Quote Originally Posted by Jayman View Post
    Since it's only about 8AM here....thus far, the only thing I've learned today is that n matter what I have for breakfast, I pretty much always need to take a deuce by 9AM.
    I hate when that happens!

    I learned today (since it's only 7:20am), that I need to do most of my errands early in the morning so I don't have to deal with the idiotic drivers that come out around 10am.

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    Re: What did you learn today?

    That I am a horny, HORNY, man Lol
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    Re: What did you learn today?

    I learned:

    1) I learned that in a contest between Hot Metal Pan vs. Human Hand, Metal pan wins... Always!

    2) Towels catch on fire easily but aren't as easy to put out BEFORE the teacher sees.

    3) German teachers can be pricks.

    4) German ASSITANT teachers can be pricks.

    5) Bro kids are even bigger pussies than I thought.

    And, 6) Death threats are taken very seriously now.
    It was a pretty educational day for me.

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    Re: What did you learn today?

    I learned that some days you just can't win.
    "Marla... the little scratch on the roof of your mouth that would heal if only you could stop tonguing it, but you can't."

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    I learned that carpentry work cases some sore muscles.

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