Crocker

Tonight is the night when Triple H shows if he is still the man because he will be in three different matches tonight as part of the Triple Jeopardy challenge set forth by Vickie Guerrero. How will he do in the Tables Match, Handicap Match, and Last Man Standing Match.
We start off with Jim Ross talking about a hit and run accident that took place involving Jeff Hardy. There will be footage later tonight and we will hear from Jeff Hardy.

We are live on tape from East Rutherford, New Jersey and your announcers are Jim ‘Last Night Did Not Happen’ Ross and Tazz.

As Triple H comes to the ring for his first match, we go to comments from Triple H to Vickie about the Vickie Guerrero action figure and the nude photos.

Match Number One: Single Jeopardy: Triple H versus John Morrison in a Tables Match
Morrison with a knee and punch to Hunter followed by a kick. Hunter with a high knee and a punch to the head and Hunter clotheslines Morrison over the top rope to the floor. Hunter goes out after Morrison and he sends John into the ring post. Hunter sets up a table on the floor and Hunter tries to suplex Morrison through the table. Morrison gets out of the hold and he sends Hunter into the ring steps. Morrison runs Hunter into the ring apron and then Morrison gets one of the tables and he brings it into the ring. Morrison sets the table in the corner. Morrison with a knee and then he charges at Hunter but Hunter moves out of the way. Morrison with the springboard spin kick to Hunter and both men are down. Morrison kicks Hunter and then Morrison gets sent over the top rope but he stays on the apron because there is a table under Morrison. Morrison gets back into the ring but he is met with a spinebuster and then Hunter goes outside for another table. Hunter puts Morrison on the top turnbuckle as he gets ready to superplex Morrison through the table. Morrison punches Hunter off and then Morrison is press slammed off the top turnbuckle through the table on the floor.
Winner: Triple H

After the match, The Miz comes out and he distracts Hunter long enough for Chavo to attack him from behind and send Hunter through the table in the corner.

We see Vickie watching on the television in her office. We go to commercial.

We are back and Hunter is walking gingerly and he sees Vickie Guerrero standing in the hallway. Vickie says that Hunter doesn’t look too good. She reminds Hunter of the two matches remaining and then she wishes him luck.

Match Number Two: Shelton Benjamin versus the Undertaker
Benjamin avoids Taker and gets in a few punches. Shelton continues to confound Taker and the referee tries to get Shelton off Taker. Taker grabs Benjamin and throws him into the corner. Taker works on the arm and then he sends Shelton into the turnbuckle and continues to work on the arm. Taker continues to work on the arm and uses the ropes. Taker goes Old School and he does not spoil it and hits the forearm to the shoulder. Benjamin gets clotheslined over the top rope to the floor. We go to commercial.

We are back and Benjamin tries to get out of the clutches of the Undertaker who punches Benjamin in the corner. Taker with an Irish whip and he hits a running splash into the corner. Taker with another Irish whip and he hits snake eyes, but Taker avoids the big boot and Benjamin clips Taker. Benjamin returns to the leg and then he tries to use the ring post on the leg but Taker blocks it. Benjamin punches Taker to weaken Taker and he uses the post on the leg. Taker falls to the floor and he tries to pull Benjamin out but Benjamin brings Taker back in. Benjamin has Taker’s leg in the ropes as he tries to take away Taker’s base. Taker sets for the choke slam but Benjamin kicks Taker in the leg and then he works on the leg. Taker sends Benjamin over the top rope to the floor and then he runs Benjamin’s back into the ringside barrier. Taker with a leg drop on the apron to Benjamin and then he gets a near fall. Benjamin with another kick to the knee and Taker goes down again. Benjamin punches Taker in the corner, but Benjamin forgot the rule that you don’t punch Taker in the corner because Taker tries for the Last Ride. Benjamin gets out of the hold and hits a DDT for a two count. Benjamin with a Stinger Splash. He tries for a second one but Taker catches him by the throat and hits a choke slam but Benjamin kicks out at two. Taker with punches to Benjamin and then he tries for another choke slam but Benjamin with a kick to the knee. Benjamin tries to float over but Taker catches Benjamin and he hits the Tombstone for the three count.
Winner: Undertaker

We are back with Jim Ross and Tazz. Jim talks about the hit and run accident involving Jeff and his girlfriend. We have exclusive police footage. The police drive by and see Jeff on the side of the road with his girlfriend as they look at the car. Jeff says that someone came flying past him.

Tazz stopped Edge as he entered the building and he asked Edge about Jeff Hardy’s accident. Edge says that the black cloud over his head in 2008 has continued to follow him in 2009. Edge says that they have had their problems and he will have Jeff and his girlfriend in his prayers.

The Bellas are walking in the back as we go to commercial.

We are back and we see footage of the evolution of Michelle McCool as a heel with her attacks on Maria and Eve.

Match Number Three: Michelle McCool and Victoria versus Nikki and Brie Bella
Brie and Michelle start things off and Michelle with a side head lock and shoulder tackle followed by a hip toss. Michelle thinks that she is Scott Steiner and she does some push ups. Brie with a shoulder tackle and forearms. Michelle slides out of the ring but Nikki sends Michelle back in. Brie with two flying mares but Michelle throws Brie down by the hair. Victoria is tagged in and she hits a somersault leg drop from the apron. Victoria with a Muta Lock and then she knocks Nikki off the apron. Victoria and Michelle double team Brie in the corner. Victoria uses Brie’s hair as she has her in a back breaker. Victoria with a Japanese choke and then she hits the merry go round side slam. Victoria goes up top for a moonsault but Brie moves and Nikki is tagged in. Nikki with an Oklahoma Roll for the three count.
Winners: Nikki and Brie Bella

After the match, Michelle is frustrated with the loss and then she attacks Victoria. Michelle with a knee and then Styles Clash.

Hunter is walking in the back as he gets ready for his handicap match and we go to commercial.

Match Number Four: Double Jeopardy Triple H versus Chavo Guerrero and The Miz in a Handicap Match
Miz starts things off with Hunter and Hunter with a kick and punches. Miz works on Hunter’s arm and he uses the ropes. Miz with a kick to the arm followed by an Irish whip but Hunter with a clothesline. Chavo tags in and Hunter with a shoulder. Hunter with punches to Chavo and Chavo with a boot and punches. Hunter is sent into Chavo’s corner and Hunter punches Miz and then Chavo charges into the ring post. Miz tags in and he distracts Hunter to allow Chavo to hit him from behind. Miz with a divorce court to Hunter while Vickie watches. Chavo tags back in and he continues to work on the arm but Hunter with punches. Chavo with a somersault kick to Hunter for a near fall. Miz tags in and he hits the running clothesline into the corner. Chavo tags in and he goes up top for the frog splash, but he misses it when Hunter moves. Miz tags back in and he eats a neck breaker. Hunter with a facebuster and a clothesline for a near fall. Miz with a kick and then he runs into a spinebuster and Hunter poses but his arm is hurt. Chavo walks away from the ring and that means that Miz gets the Pedigree for the three count.
Winner: Triple H

Vickie appears on the TitanTron and she says excuse me a few times. She congratulates Hunter on getting past his first two matches. Vickie tells Hunter that he will be facing The Big Show in the Last Man Standing Match. We go to commercial.

We are back with a Vladimir Kozlov video package that was only missing the song Lunatic Fringe.

Montell Vontavious Porter is in the ring and he welcomes everyone to the VIP Lounge where he has lost the will to use catch phrases. Porter says that his guest has been getting the best of him over the last few weeks as he has been pushing his new DVD. His guest is Ken Kennedy. Ken has his own mic from the ceiling. He says that he does not consider himself a VIP Lounge type of guys. Kennedy likes the mic and he wants to cut to the chase. Porter says that he is mad at Kennedy but Kennedy says that Porter is mad at himself for coming out each week and losing. Porter points out that he has been in the ring. Kennedy says that he was trying to exert himself during Porter’s losses to plug his DVD and to help Porter save face. Maybe he was trying to inspire Porter to stop whining all the time. To stop complaining all the time. To stop losing all the time. Kennedy says that he cannot take it and neither can the people in the crowd. Porter tells Kennedy that he has gone too far because Kennedy is making jokes at his expense.

In the middle of things, his furniture is taken and he is told that they have been repossessed. Kennedy tells Porter that things are bad, but they could be worse.

Kennedy leaves the ring and the Boogeyman’s music starts to play and he comes out from under the ring. Boogeyman with a pump handle power slam. Then it is time for the worms but Porter gets out of the ring. We go to commercial.

We are back with the Barry O Moment followed by the Raw Rebound.

Match Number Five: The Brian Kendrick and Ezekiel Jackson versus Primo and Carlito for the WWE Tag Titles
Ezekiel and Primo start things off and Primo with punches to Ezekiel but Ezekiel pushes Primo into the ropes and Carlito is tagged in. Carlito moves on a charge into the corner but Ezekiel with a shoulder tackle. Carlito with a shoulder tackle and then the Colons with a double springboard shoulder tackle but Ezekiel kicks out easily. Ezekiel sends Carlito into the corner and Kendrick tags in and he kicks Carlito. Carlito with punches and a kick before Primo is tagged in and Primo with a drop kick. Kendrick slaps Primo and then he runs out of the ring. Ezekiel is tagged in and he hits Primo from behind while he tries to take care of Kendrick. Ezekiel with an Irish whip and a running clothesline into the corner. Primo with a kick but Ezekiel with a bear hug. Jackson slams Primo and Kendrick wants the tag but Ezekiel wants more and he puts Primo back in the bear hug and he sends Primo into the turnbuckles before tagging Kendrick back in. Kendrick with a Cobra Clutch in a Camel Clutch. Primo with an overhead belly-to-belly throw and both men are down. Kendrick cannot stop Primo from tagging in Carlito and Carlito with punches and a knee lift and clothesline. Carlito with a springboard back elbow. Carlito with a sit out spinebuster and Ezekiel breaks up the cover. Primo is sent to the apron. Carlito runs into Primo and Kendrick with a rollup for a two count, but Carlito with the lungblower for the three count.
Winners: Carlito and Primo

We are back and Jim Ross and Tazz talk again about the accident. We have cell phone footage.

Now we go to Jeff Hardy who was talking about the party he was at. He says that Matt, Hurricane Helms, R Truth, and others were there. After the party, he was going home with his girlfriend and he talks about the car that sideswiped him. He says that was the first time that he was in a hit and run. He is thankful that him and Beth are not injured. Jeff says that he will be at Smackdown next week and he will defend his title against Edge at the Royal Rumble.

Before Alex gives us the Final Jeopardy question, we see how Hunter got through the first two rounds of Jeopardy.

Match Number Six: Final Jeopardy: Big Show versus Triple H in a Last Man Standing Match
Show backs Hunter into the corner and Show with a forearm to the injured shoulder. Show uses the ropes and then he grabs the arm and connects with a head butt. Show misses a chop in the corner and Hunter punches Show but Show pushes Hunter off. Show with an Irish whip and Hunter does the Hunter flip to the floor. He gets back up an but Show with a forearm across the chest to bring Hunter back into the ring.

We are back and be very very quiet, Show’s chopping Hunter. Hunter falls like a tree. Show lifts Hunter by the injured arm and then he drops Hunter as the count begins again. Show with punches to the body followed by head butts and Hunter goes down one more time. Hunter goes to the floor and Show follows after him. Show Irish whips Hunter into the ring steps and the count continues. Hunter drops Show across the top rope and he returns to the ring with clotheslines but Show stays on his feet. Show with a clothesline to Hunter and time to count. Show with a head butt that sends Hunter into the corner but Show charges into boots from Hunter. Hunter with a tornado DDT and both men are down. They get up and Hunter with punches but Show with a spear. Show with a head butt and a step over leg drop as the count resumes. Show with another series of head butts. Show misses a charge and Hunter with a Pedigree to Show and both men are down. Hunter with a punch, but he avoids punches from Show as he tries to rope-a-dope Show and then Hunter with punches. Hunter with a face buster and he tries for a Pedigree but Show with a version of the Celtic Cross and both men are down one more time. Hunter gets to his feet but he falls out of the ring. Show goes after Hunter and Hunter sends Show into the ring post. Show grabs Hunter as he comes off the apron and then Show choke slams Hunter onto the announce table and Hunter gets up at nine. Show with a punch to Hunter and he is out.
Winner: Big Show

We go to credits with Vickie looking at the carnage with Big Show standing behind her.