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Smackdown Matches

Handicap Match
Booker T & Sharmell vs. The Boogeyman

It seems that WWE has decided to push the Boogeyman in a combo Undertaker/Ultimate Warrior style. He has a weird gimmick like Taker, and his Matches don't last long, like the Warriors'. (See JBL, Royal Rumble) And Unfortunatly for the 29 time Champion Booker T, He's next to lose on the list.

Winner: Boogeyman.

United States Title Match
JBL vs. Chris Benoit (C)
This may be a very good match. Benoit, with the exception of Mark Henry, can have a match with anyone and it will be solid. JBL can put in effort and will do so in this match. However, JBL needs to be in the World title picture, So I'm giving the Nod to Benoit by DQ or something, because JBL will get another World title shot soon

Winner: Chris Benoit (By DQ)


Casket Match
The Undertaker vs. Mark Henry
My thought process is that Taker needed a WM opponent with less Danger to the streak, unlike Randy Orton last year. Mark Henry is too big to do many moves correctly, and Undertaker is getting too old to continue working with sloppy wrestlers. Taker wins because WWE is in danger of being boycotted if Henry does.

Winner: Undertaker

Triple Threat Match for the World Heavyweight Title
Rey Mysterio vs. Randy Orton vs. Kurt Angle
All the winner has to look forward to is a match with the returning Batista. Rey has almost no chance of winning this match, which is why he just might pull it off, however, if the odds are right, Orton is the HEAVY internet favorite. Orton/Batista & Orton/Undertaker are on the horizon. All signs in this match point to only one man: Randy Orton. But, I, due to my Kurt Angle Markness, will go against the Grain and predict that Kurt pulls this one out.

Winner: Kurt Angle

Interpromotional

Money in the Bank Ladder Match
Shelton Benjamin vs. Ric Flair vs. RVD vs. Finley vs. Matt Hardy vs. Lashley
Smackdow's wrestlers suck in this match, aside from Hardy. Lashley hasn't proven anything aside from being a Black Brock Lesnar. Finley doesn't deserve to be in this match. I would have preferred Tatanka, or Booker T. Hardy is the best chance Smackdown has, but him winning doesn't do anything for him. Shelton's the IC champ, so that rules him out. RVD needs this win, but alas, All RVD's ever going to be is DESERVING. So Ric Flair (Coupled with an HHH Victory) sets it up so well it's almost too predictable.

Winner: Ric Flair


RAW Matches

Playboy Pillow Fight
Candice Michelle vs. Torrie Wilson
Candice will win, because it makes no sense for her to lose when they are pushing her CURRENTLY SELLING Playboy, even on Smackdown. Plus she is hotter.

Winner: Candice Michelle

World Tag Team Title Match
Carlito & Chris Masters vs. Kane & The Big Show (C)
This match sucks. Kane & Big Show need to split, and they to just drop the tag titles, becuse no tag teams exist on RAW. aside from Cade & Murdoch. Masters & Carlito would make good champs, but Kane & Show will win again.

Winners: Kane & The Big Show

WWE Women's Championship Match
Mickie James vs. Trish Stratus
Who didn't see this coming? A predictable storyline, and an even more predictable match. Mickie has Trish shook, plus she's had the title for 14 F'N MONTHS! So Trish is doomed to lose.

Winner, and New Women's Champion: Mickie James

Hardcore Match
Edge vs. Mick Foley
Foley has had me glued to my seat every promo he's cut for this match. His promo's are at ECW: 1995 level. That, is a good thing. Unfortunatly, Edge NEEDS this win more than Foley to get back into a WWE title match. Edge will get his ass kicked, but with help from Lita, he will indeed, beat Foley.

Winner: Edge

No Holds Barred
Shawn Michaels vs. Mr. McMahon
HBK and McMahon may have the 2nd best match on the Card, next to Angle/Rey/Orton. McMahon never fails, and neither does HBK to entertain at WM. But the whole reason anyone will watch this match, is because of the SLIGHT (and I use Stress to the uptmost degree) chance that Bret Hart will show. With the crap HBK has taken over the past 4-5 weeks, HBK wins this one MAYBE (and that the biggest damn MAYBE EVER...) with help from Bret.

Winner: Shawn Michaels.

WWE Title Match
Triple H vs. John Cena (C)
I'm between a Rock & a Hard place on this one. One the one hand, Cena's title reign NEEDS to end. On the other hand, Triple H does NOT need to be the one to do it. But this needs to happen either way. Coupled with Flair's Victory in the Money in the Bank match, Trips is all but Guranteed to win this match

Winner, and NEW WWE Champion: Triple H

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Smackdown Matches

Handicap Match
Booker T & Sharmell vs. The Boogeyman
A totally crappy planned match from the get go. Booker T. has been chickening out of matches and his partner belongs in the kitchen and not in the ring. I fear that the 5 time 5 time 5 time WCW champion is going to be a victim of the writing commitee for this one.

Winner: Boogeyman.

United States Title Match
JBL vs. Chris Benoit (C)
J.B.L. has been writing checks that he can't cash by running his mouth as of late. Beniot wants to shut it up be he's too good for the U.S. title picture, so he should just drop the title to J.B.L.

Winner and New U.S. champion: J.B.L.

Casket Match
The Undertaker vs. Mark Henry
An old man who has never lost @ Wrestlemania and a fat man who can't really wrestle at all in a casket match. Henry might as well face the music that his career is over when the casket is closed shut on him.
Winner and still undefeated @ Wrestlemania: Undertaker

Triple Threat World's Heavyweight Championship
Kurt Angle (C) v.s. Randy Orton v.s. Rey Mysterio
Rey is going to find hard to use his speed in this match because of Orton's attack plan and Angle's summission style. Orton better not be to cocky in this match before he goes snap crackle pop to the ankle lock. Krut better not trust Orton's underhanded tactics. But as a Batista mark I want to see Randy win it.

Winner and New World's Heavyweight Champion: Randy Orton

Interpromotional

Money in the Bank Ladder Match
Shelton Benjamin vs. Ric Flair vs. RVD vs. Finley vs. Matt Hardy vs. Lashley
Smackdow's wrestlers suck in this match, aside from Hardy. Lashley's out of his element for this match and both Finley and Ric Flair from Raw are too old to even be in this type of match. R.V.D., Shelton and Hardy are the people that will sell this match

Winner: R.V.D.


RAW Matches

Playboy Pillow Fight
Candice Michelle vs. Torrie Wilson
Candice V.S. Torrie in a pillow fight there isn't anything hotter than 2 Playboy centerfolds getting it on in a pillow fight.

Winners: The Playboy subscribers and Candice

World Tag Team Title Match
Carlito & Chris Masters vs. Kane & The Big Show (C)
This match sucks. It's basiclly going to be your typical squash match.

Winners: Kane & The Big Show

WWE Women's Championship Match
Mickie James vs. Trish Stratus
Trish has held onto the womens title for over a year. She's been stalked by the challenger for months. She's been mentally abused and her best friend has been kidnapped. Mickie is a a loonie. But in the end Trish should pull this match out of her hat due to the lack of experience of the challenger.

Winner, and still Women's Champion: Trish Stratus

Hardcore Match
Edge vs. Mick Foley
Edge is coming into this match undefeated @ Wrestlemania. Foley has never won @ Wrestlemania. This is gonna be an interesting match to say. Edge is gonna get his ass whooped "Big Time" by Mick, but due to the lack of rules in this match Lita will interfere and Foley will be screwed out of another Wrestlemania Moment.

Winner and still undefeated @ Wrestlemania: Edge

No Holds Barred
Shawn Michaels vs. Mr. McMahon
This feud has been running since Dec. '05. This match's rules state that anything is legal and they will pull all of the stops. But I think that due to Vince's age and creative control the match won't last 10 minutes. Shane McMahon will try to interfere and take a sick bump in the process. And then out of nowhere Bret Hart comes out and screws both Vince and Shawn.

No Contest

WWE Title Match
Triple H vs. John Cena (C)
It's been a year since HHH has worn any championship gold and he'll be very hungry to win this one. The fans has turned their backs on Cena who can't sell a match to save his own life. This match is gonna have it's typical ref bump and HHH is gonna do everything in his power to win.

Winner, and NEW WWE Champion: Triple H