WWE Cruiserweight Championship
Kid Kash vs. Nunzio vs. Funaki vs. Paul London vs. Greg Helms vs. Jamie Noble
This is a battle royal style match except one pin fall or submission will elimate all wrestlers from the match, crowing one winner. The crusierweights try and make quick work of Kash but he fights back. As Helms enters the ring he is knocked down to ring side. Fanaki rushes Kash in the corner but Kash sends up and over the ropes. Funaki climbs the ropes but Kash knocks him down. Kash is caught off guard and Paul London strikes with a shuffle kick that sends Kash through the ropes. Londen climbs the ropes and executes a flying shooting star press to all those standing ringside. Right off the top rope! But back inside the ring London falls to a brainbuster from Kash. Kash gets a 2 count! Jamie Noble lands a knee to gut buster on Funaki but Helms catches him with a Shining Wizard to the face! Helms gets the 3 count and the win!
Winner and new Cruiserweight Champion: Gregory Helms
Backstage Mr. McMahon is talking with SmackDown GM Theodor Long. Vince asks the Divas to start to mix up with the drawing numbers in a small gold box. Orton comes up and picks a number, but its not revealed. Triple H comes in and says hi to "Mr Destiny" Randy Orton. Hunter asks Torrie to open her box for him. Then he picks out his number which are held in small plastic balls. Hunter opens his ball and asks Candice to hold his ball for him. Triple H is stunned at the number he gets. We cut to Trish who's getting ready to ref the next match. Mickie James comes up and tells her that she loves her.
Mickie James vs. Ashley
Special Ref: Trish Stratus
Trish is out first with her ref gear, followed by Mickie then Ashley. The match starts and the ladies lock up in the center of the ring. Asley takes control of the match briefly as the ladies battled inside and outside of the ring. Asley goes for a quick pin but only gets two! James is tossed out to the ring and Trish begins to count. Ashley tries to follow, but Trish shoves her back. James is back in the ring and bum-rushes Ashley. James gets Ashley in a half-crab lock. Ashley rolls out but James follows. James picks up Ashley and rams her gut first into the steel ring post. Back in the ring James hits a Perfect-Plex-esk manuver and gets a 2-count. James locks Ashley in a bow-n-arrow submission and Ashley screams for dear life. On her way back up, Ashley kicks James in the gut. Now Ashley is on the offensive hitting James with some stiff lefts and rights and tossing her by the hair. Ashley executes a standing crucifix and gets a 2 count. Ashley backs James into the corner and James is backing up into the turnbuckle. Ashley mounts James but Mickie grabs the tights and lands a hard powerbomb. Ashley landing right on the back of her neck! James gets the 3 count and the Win!
Winner: Mickie James
Mickie celebrates her win and begins hugging Trish from behind, but Trish ain't having it. Finally Trish raises Mickie's arm and announces her victory.
Mr. McMahon is backstage discussing tatoos with the Divas. Candice shows off a WWE Diva tattoo on the small of her back. Big Show comes in and says he has tattoos too. Vince tells him to just pick a number. Rey comes in and Big Show said he heard that Rey is dedicating the night to Eddie Guerrero. Rey says he is and picks his number. Vince says maybe Eddie will help him pick a good number tonight. Rey unveils his number and smiles. He then says "Eddie, you got me man." We cut to the ring for the next match.
John Bradshaw Layfield vs. The Boogeyman
JBL is out first, appearing a bit shaken to be taking on Boogey. Speaking of Boogey, he is out next on hands and knees earting his favorite worm-style trailmix. Yummy! Boogey continues to eat worms and its just grossing everyone in attendance out. Including his opponent. JBL holds Jillian in front of him between he and Boogeyman. Jillian is pushed into Boogey as JBL retreats. Jillian its the floor and Boogey mounts her and worms ooze from his mouth onto Jillian. JBL takes advantage and attacks! JBL is in control and brawls with Boogey in and out of the ring. Back in the ring JBL bum-rushes Boogey but catches all ring post! Boogey sets JBL up for a running powerslam and gets the 3 count! What a quick, nausiating match!
Winner: The Boogeyman
Backstage Mr McMahon is goosed and he accuses Candice of doing it (with a smile). Candice says no, and it was actually Sheltons Mom. Shelton draws a number after a goodluck kiss from Mom...a
To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 20 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.Shelton says that he'll be happy to make quick business of HBK tonight. MNM comes in and draw their numbers and say they will be happy to eliminate HBK tonight too.
Lillian Garcia is announcing the Royal Rumble match but the Spirit Squard lame it up and come out scream and cheering! 1...2..3..Spirit Squad! The Squad proceeds to do a cheer for the rumble. Fans booed. It wasn't pretty.
Lillian explains the rumble rules and introduces the first superstar, at number one, Triple H! Out next to take on the game, and at number two,
To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 20 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. (good one Eddie)!
Rey comes out bumpin' in a black Chevy Low Rider paying omage to his old friend, the late Eddie Guerrero.
The bell rings and Rey rushes Triple H. Off the top rope Rey lands a plancha and takes the game down. Hunter whips Rey, but Rey comes back with a spinning scissor take down. In the corner Rey mounts Hunter and delivers 10 rights to the forehead. Hunter tries to eliminate Rey over the top rope, but Rey hangs on to the rope. Rey hits a drop kick, goes for the 619 but misses. The number three entrant comes in and its Simon Dean! Rey is tossed over the top rope by Dean but hangs on again. Hunter whips Dean and Rey pulls the rope down and Dean is the first one gone from the match! Out next is Mexicools member Psycosis. He wastes no time and goes right after Rey. Hunter is down and lets the cruiserweights battle it out. Psycosis gets Rey in a cross powerbomb but Rey reverses with a huricanrana and elminates Psycosis! Out next is Ric Flair at number five! Flair goes right after the game and he is hammering away! The crowd is going nuts. Rey stays down and now lets the heavyweights battle it out. Flair is stylin' and profilin' on Triple H! Flair bum-rushes Triple H but he back-body-drops flair right over the top rope! Flair is gone! The clock counts down and The Big Show makes his way down the isle at number six! Show goes right after the game and Rey stays down. Show is just man-handling Triple H like a rag doll. Show gets Hunter up for a gorilla press slam! The Show is just going to town on Triple H. Out comes The Coach at number sever! Coach goes after Show! Show grabs Coach by the throat and simple shoves him out of the ring over the top rope! Coach is gone! Show slams down the game again with a huge bodyslam. Big Show gets Triple H back and lands the chokeslam! Out next and number eight is Bobby Lashley! Lashley stares down The Show and the big men go at it. Show shoves him down but Lashley picks him up in a backbody drop. Bobby kicks Show to ring side, but he's not eliminated because he did go over the top rope! Out next at number nine is Kane! Kane is in the ring and Bobby is knocked down by a big boot from Kane. Lashley lands a belly-to-belly on Kane! Lashley lands a press slam on Triple H! Lashley lands a dominator on Kane! Bobby Lashley is tearing it up in his first Rumble Match! Out next is Sylvan at number ten! Sylvan tells Lashley to get to work on the others and they can work together to clear the ring. Lashley turns around and Sylvan attacks from behind. Bad idea! Lashley takes Sylvan by the hair and tosses him out. Sylvan is gone! Wait! Big Show and Kane are back up! DOUBLE CHOKESLAM ON Lashley! Show and Kane get Lashley back up and eliminate him! Kane and Show go at it now and Show catches a big boot to the face. Kane is trying to take Show! Kane is trying his best to push show over the top rope. Triple H is back up and eliminates both men! Kane and Show are gone! Next out is Carlito at number eleven!
Carlito goes after Rey and nails him on the floor. Carlito then goes after to the game who's still down. Carlito power slams Rey and Rey is hurting! Triple H tries to make quick work of Carlito but he's not successful. The clock counts down to 0 and out next is Chris Benoit and number twelve! Benoit suplexes EVERYONE in sight. Triple H catches him and tries to suplex him out, but Benoit holds out. Hunter places Benoit on the rope and suplexes him back inside. Out next at thirteen is Booker T! Out about 10 seconds later is Booker T via the crippler! Out next is Joey Mercury at number fourteen. Joey goes quickly after Rey. Joey cold clocks Hunter. Benoit goes for the tri-fecta on Mercury but can only land two slams! Carlito catches Joey and drops him with a stiff right! Out next at number fifteen is Tatanka!
Tatanka is clearing house delivering stiff shots to everyone in sight! The wrestlers look a bit purplexed to the fact that Tatanka is kicking ass. Out next is the other half of MNM John Nitro! Tatanka goes right after Nitro! Meanwhile, Triple H is hanging on for dear life as Benoit is trying to force Triple H out of the ring but to no avail. Mysterio is almost eliminated but excapes again! Carlito is now working on Triple H and the crowd is doing a Native American chant in favor of Tatanka. Out next at number seventeen is Trevor Murdoch! Trev goes for Tatanka. MNM working Benoit in the corner. Rey is nearly eliminated again! For the fourth time tonight! The clock counts down and out at number eight-teen is Eugene! He's back! Eugene goe for Trev and asks for a handshake, Trev shakes his fist off of Eugene's chin instead. Eugene fights back and gets Trev in an airplane spin. Rey lands a double bulldog on Murdoch and Eugene! Out next at number nineteen is Animal! Animal goes right after MNM and clothsline the sweat off of Triple H! WHAM! Murdoch is almost eliminated but holds on. Benoit works on Carlito in the corner as MNM work on Rey nearby. Rey is holding on for dear life as number twenty enters the RING... ROB VAN DAM! The crowd goes nuts for RVD. Van Dam is cleaning house, chopping and kicking everyone down to the mat!
Animal is eliminated as the number twenty-one entrant Orlando Jordan enters the ring. Jordan goes right after Mercury. The crowd continue to chant for RVD! Meanwhile Rey and Benoit work on eliminating Nitro but no such luck! Carlito is nearly eliminated but hangs on by one arm! Out next and number twenty-two is Chavo Guerrero! Carlito is in trouble in the corner as Chavo delivers the three-amigos to Nitro! Chavo climbs the ropes and is shoved off by Triple H! Chavo is gone! The clock counts down and out next at number twenty-three is Matt Hardy!
The game is almost eliminated by RVD and Rey while MNM work on Tatanka. Again, Triple H just inches away from being eliminated. MNM tosses out Tatanka and he is gone. Next out at number twenty-four is Super Crazy! Super lands a huge plancha on MNM! The number one entrant Triple H is nearly eliminated by Matt Hardy, but such luck. Out next at number twenty-five is Shawn Michaels. Keep in mind that the rumor is whoever gets rid of HBK will be held in "high regard" by Vince McMahon. HBK is up and over the top rope but lands on the appron. Trev bum-rushes but he's up and over HBK and Murdoch is gone. Out next at twenty-six is Chris Masters! Matt Hardy is nearly elimited followed by Triple H. Triple H is again being carried over the rope by Matt Hardy, but the game hangs hin there! HBK, Rey Mysterio also in trouble in the corner. The next out and tumber twenty-seven Viscera!
Big Vis ass humps Matt Hardy and the match kind of came to a stand still during that ordeal. Matt is then tossed out of the ring by Big Vis! Next out at number twenty-eight is Shelton Benjamin and his Momma! Keep in mind also, Shelton vowed to Mr. McMahon that he would be the man to get rid of HBK tonight! Meanwhile, Eugene is eliminated! Out next at number twenty-nine is the bizzarre one Goldust! The golden enigma goes right after MNM! Meanwhile the number one and two entrants Triple H and Rey Mysterio hand on to the ropes. Out next at the coveted number thirty is Randy Orton! Mr. Destiny!
Orton goes right after Benoit and the Canadian Crippler is gone! Viscera is gone! Carlito for the second consecutive
To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 20 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. screws is supposed buddy Chris Masters and elminates him! Masters is gone!. Goldust lands the field goal kick to the groin on Carlito but RVD catches him and eliminates him. Goldust is gone! Jordan is tossed out and he is gone! Shelton hangs on for dear life! HBK takes Triple H with a knee drop to the groin. MNM work on HBK! MNM also vowed to McMahon tonight that they would get rid of HBK. MNM set up HBK for the snapshot. HBK whips Nitro and he's up and over the rope but lands on the appron. Mercury accidently runs into Nitro and he is gone. HBK Sweet-Chin-Musics Mercury up and over the ropes and he is gone. Shelton surprises HBK with shuffle kick! Shelton loses his attension on HBK and he is then tossed out! Mr. McMahon's music hits and he comes out. HBK is stunned and is staring down Vince. Wait! Shane is in the ring and he tosses HBK over the ropes. Shane has eliminated HBK! HBK gets back in the ring but Hunter cuts him off and goes for the Pedigree. But HBK counters and hits the super kick on Triple H! Meanwhile, Carlito is gone!
The final four! Triple H, Randy Orton, Rey Mysterio and Rob Van Dam! RVD and Rey discuss some actions. They take it to Orton and Hunter. Triple H is taken down. Orton meets RVD's shoe and he is down. RVD lands a rolling thunder on Orton. RVD mounts the ropes, but Rey is whipped into RVD and RVD is eliminated!
And then there were three! Rey, Triple H and Orton are the only ones left. Rey makes quick work of the two other men and lands the 619! However, Rey flies off the rope and collides with Orton. Triple H is up and cleans Rey's clock with a whopper of clothsline! Triple H is caught off guard and he is slammed by Orton.
Rey is about to be powerbombed out of the ring by Triple H and he counters! Triple H gone! I repeat, the game has been eliminated by Rey Mysterio! Randy Orton and Rey are the final two! Randy came in at number thirty and Rey at number two! Afterwards, Triple H pulls Rey out of the ring! Hunter whips Rey into the steel steps and tosses him back into the ring to Randy Orton. Essentially handing over a win to Randy on a silver platter. Randy picks up Rey to eliminate him but Rey fights back! Rey ain't having an elimination like this! Rey battles back at Orton. Randy sets him up with a powerbomb, but Rey hurricanranas Orton out! Rey wins! Rey Mysterio has won the Royal Rumble!
Winner and Main Event challenger at WrestleMania 22: Rey Mysterio
Rey celebrates in the ring. He started his career at the age of 15 and now he heads into WrestleMania 22 with a shot at World Title gold!
WWE Championship
Edge vs. John Cena
A huge stage-like object is lowered over the entrance isle. Its very odd. This thing is huuuuge! Silence throughout the arena...WHHOOOOORA! It's John Cena! John walks out onto his stage and the crowd is going wild! Pyro goes off as he walks down this huge stage in mid-air! You just HAVE to check out the photos at the link below for this. It's simply AMAZING! Bra-f'ing-vo! Out next is the WWE Champion Edge. By his side is the beautiful Lita. Still sporting that WWE logo spinning title, Edge makes his way to the ring to defend his strap for the first time on pay-per-view! The two men lock it up in the center of the ring. Edge is dropped with a huge clothsline from Cena. Edge rolls to ring side but Cena quickly follows. Edge is tossed back in to the ring, as Cena follows Edge tries to gain the upper hand but he is whipped to the corner and Cena lands a big sidewalk slam. Edge b-lines it out the ring. Cena follows. Edge capitalizes and gains control over Cena right at ringside. Edge spears Cena right into the steel step! Cena is then tossed over the guard rail as the ref counts to ten! Cena makes it back into the ring around the count of eight. Edge lands a stiff boot the face that nearly ropes Cena's head off. Edge locks on to Cena from behind. Cena goes for a elbow swing but Edge ducks and lands a suplex instead. Now outside the ring. Edge whips Cena right into the steel steps. Cena is really favoring that left shoulder now. Edge tosses Cena in the ring and follows up with a huge missile drop kick! Edge for the cover..1...2..no! Edge goes for the pin again, but no only a two count! Edge mounts Cena on the top turn buckle. Cena shoves Edge down and goes for a senton bomb! Cena misses and gets all mat! Now Cena is clutching his right thigh. Edge is back on the attack. Cena whips him to the rope. Cena picks up Edge for the FU but Edge battles out! Edge lands a stiff boot the face of John Cena! Both men are slow to get up now. Edge gets a headlock on Cena. John makes his way to his feet as Edge locks on that head lock. Edge pushes Cena to the southeast turnbuckle. Edge goes for the spear but catchs all steel turnpost! Cena is back up and delivers some stiff right hands to Edge and he drops. John Cena comes out the shoot hold five for the knuckle shuffle! Lita is on the appron and the ref works to get her down and John Cena covers Edge!
Cena shoves Lita off the appron. Edge tries to attack but Cena telegraphs and drops him! S-T-F-U! Edge is trying to hold on but that STFU is locked on right in the middle of the ring! Edge taps! Edge taps! John Cena knabbs the win and WWE Championship!
Winner and New WWE Champion: John Cena
Cena celebrates his title win! Backstage Edge is being caught up to by WWE a announcer, he calls him Waldo and storms off. Lita is asked how she felt about the loss. Lita goes irate. Hey! Its Hacksaw Jim Duggan! Lita asks him what the hell he's doing here?! Hacksaw says he's here for John Cena. Then Duggan says he has one thing to say the Lita....HOOOOOOOO!
Kurt Angle is interviewed by Josh Matthews. Angle says that Mark Henry is a strong guy... the world's strongest man. But there is no way he's dropping the strap tonight. "It's true," says Angle. Angle walks off and comes back to say "Mark Henry! You suck!"
WWE World Heavyweight Championship
Kurt Angle vs. Mark Henry
Out first is a determined Mark Henry accompanied by Daivari. Kurt Angle comes out to the usual "You suck" chants. The bell ring and we are on! The two former US Olympians stare eachother down and lock it up! Mark Henry gains control early. Henry gorilla presses Angle right out the ring! If it was the rumble Angle would be eliminated. The ref backs up Henry as Daivari assaults Angle at ringside. Angle is tossed back into the ring. Mark Henry lands a huge standing body splash on Angle. Angle is slowly back to his feet and Mark Henry locks on a bearhug. Angle tries to battle out and does so successfully. Angle belly to bellies Henry! But Angle obsorbed a lot of weight on his back. Henry is back up and picks up Angle, but Angle counters and locks on the Ankle Lock but Henry battles out. Henry is back up and quickly, so is Angle. Belly to back slam from Kurt Angle! Angle hits the Angle slam! But only gets a two count! Angle is pissed now and he locks on that Ankle Lock in the center of the ring! The crowd goes nuts!
Daivari is on the appron and distracts the ref. Angle is kicked off by Henry and accidently hits the ref! Angle quickly goes for a chair! Daivari goes for Angle, but he meet's a Steel Chair!!! Angle is back in the ring and swings the chair but Henry catches it! Angle battles back and WHHHHHAAAAM! Angle lands a couple two, three chair shots! Henry is down and out! Angle gets the ref back up...1...2..NO! Henry kicks out! Angle goes to the northwest turnbuckles and takes off the number two pad! Henry is back up and Angles goes after him. Henry whips Angle into the northwest corner! Angle catches himself and turns around to Henry who's charging full steam ahead! Angle lands a drop toe sweep and Henry crashes nose first into the exposed turnbuckle! Angle covers...1...2..3! Angle wins it!
Winner and still Champion: Kurt Angle
After the match Angle celebrates. The arena goes dark. A very familiar bell rings throughout the arena! It's The Undertaker! The dead man slowly approaches the ring. But suddenly, he stops! Undertaker raises his hands and pyro goes off above the ring! Angle drops to his knees in shocking disbelief! Kurt Angle just defended his Title and now The Undertaker is locking eyes with him! Taker raises his hands again and now pyro goes off in the ring! All around Kurt Angle! The ring collapses! The ropes fall down and the ring drops down with a loud explosion! Angle is completely shocked! The Undertaker motions at Angle and this motions his hands around his waist, calling for the Title!
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