Predictions for the new WWE Season!!!

Narc

Well, WrestleMania ended another WWE Season. A new has started with a bang, with two new World Champions and a bunch of firings. These are my prediction for the rest of the new Season:

*HHH will retain the Title at SummerSlam in a handicap match featuring Batista, Benoit, Jericho and Edge vs him and Flair.

*Raven, The Sandman, Sabu, Shane Douglas and all the other ECW wrestlers that are booked for the ECW 1 Night Only WWE PPV, will no show at the last minute, thus living Vince no option but having 3 hours of Tazz vs Spike Dudley.

*Christy will win The Womens Title at Survivor Series for the 5th time in 3 weeks.

*Christian will get fired and so will Paul London, Spike Dudley, Charlie Haas, Val Venis and a few others.

*They will hire all of the girlsfromthe new Diva search.

*Cena will turn heel once again and become a member of JBL Staff as the new entertainer advisor.

*The Tag Team Titles will be scrapped...both of them!

*Lita will have an affair with Christian...Edge will really go sycho after that.

*La Parka will get hired and he will become the new GM of SD! The World Title matches he will be making, will involve all of the Luchadores. on his first night, he will declare Psicosis the New WWE Champion!!!!!!!!!!!!

Blitzkrieg

How can I add to that?


Ok, the only thing that I'm sure will happen is this:

New diva search winner is crowned in late Summer live on RAW...Randy Orton shows up back from injury and RKO's the new diva, then pulls down his tights and takes one great big healthy crap in her crown.

A new storyline is born.

Acid_Drop

Randy Orton suffers from Constipation and this can't shit in any bags. It could also have been because on moving to smackdown he plugged his but to fued with JBL.

Steveo

JBL headlines every episode of Velocity for the next year. After all he is a wrestling god.

Necro

John Cena furthers his gimmick, by doing a Michael Jackson reverse operation.

That's right Cena is going to turn black, I kid you not. By the end of the year you will ask the question

Who is that black guy over there; John Cena or Wesley Snipes??

Steveo

This is a serious one, TNA gets an actual television deal and WWEs numbers start to slip. Wrestling fans rejoice at the re-emergance of competition.

Necro

I would have said that bout 9 months ago, as of late TNA is really screwing their federation over badly. The horrible booking, the people who are on top, the continued use of Jeff Jarrett in every main event. God at this rate they are going to go down like the Titantic.

Their booking my God is awful, they seriously need to get outside help or something, because they have no clue...

bigdaddy86

On Raw: HHH will get his title back at SummerSlam, Edge will lose his one and only title shot to Batista, Trish will be a bigger heel than ever. HHH retains the title at Survivor Series & The Royal Rumble. At Wrestlemania22 Christian as part of winning the RR goes to wrestlemania and beats HHH for the world title.

On Smackdown: Cena gets stale and goes back to being a heel. He then loses to JBL at Survivor Series, who is also Heel but gets face pops. JBL goes back to being a wrestling god.

One

On Raw..by the next Mania rolls around HHH will pass Flair's 16 World Champion mark..Batista will get fired..cuz WWE realize if they can fired big papa pump..y not Batista too...Christian will become the Next Rock...Edge will have a feud with Chris Master..cuz Chris Master stole Lita and Edge real life wife from Edge...Flair will be the new tag champ with Maven..Trish will be Women Champ for the 20th time..after beating Christy like 5 thousand times..and bring back the Euro title and merge it with the IC title..and call it Eurocontinetal title...and have like Hassan carry it..

for SD..Cena will be working as the top contender at Velocity trying to get back to SD..cuz he realize he sucked...have Orton traded to SD..and feud with Torrie Wilson...Dawn Marie..and a bunch of other Diva..in a poop in the bag contest..have Undertaker beat the crap out of JBL and become the new leader of the Cabinet..then turn it to Minstery of Darkness again...have Big Show beat the crap out of Kenzo Suzuki and Taijri..and other jap wrestler for 2 thousand times..until Akebono come back for another match at Mania 22 to face Big Show again..this time..not Sumo match...have Booker T play the thug role..instead of CENA...and start pimpin n and become the real hustla..instead of the wannabe one..(looks at Cena)..and have the title will belong to Tazz n Michale Cole..(cuz the tag title is soo useless anyways) and have the US title give it to JBL..so he can become the US champ..instead of WWE champ..and have Angle become WWE champ

Tyler Durden

Jackie, Hellkat and Pink will all have been signed up following the latest diva search and we'll all be on here bitching about their lack of talent and how useless they are at shooting tee shirts into the crowd.