Is he really the son?!?! *RAW Spoiler*

The Half Boy

I was watching the segment, and about two minutes into it I just thought... "The only person not in the ring is Hornswaggle... Looking up... Now I get it!!!"

Obviously this is WWE, so it doesn't matter if it makes sense or not, but surely if that lawyer was representing the woman Vince slept with, wouldn't she KNOW who her son was? A DNA test wouldn't make that announcement wrong. The only result would be whether Vince has a bastard son or not.

Also, did anybody else think it was really funny when Vince thought it was HHH, and he was like "But that means... You and..."

Vince almost got that incest story he'd been hoping for when he tried to convince Steph that he should be the father of her child!!!

Tomorrow's Just An Excuse Away,
So I Pull My Collar Up And Face The Cold, On My Own.
The Earth Laughs Beneath My Heavy Feet,
At The Blasphemy In My Old Jangly Walk.

Blitzkrieg

The lawyer is part of the hoax. Man I'm brilliant!