If you could wrestle?

Tyler Durden

If you could wrestle one current wrestler (not a member of the opposite sex you pervs) and also one other JVN'er, who would you would wrestle and why?

I'll do mine later (since I don't know now)

thirty7

Mick Foley definitely. It would be an honour and whilst the adrenaline was still running...pretty fun. That may change after the match ends though.

On JVN..........i'd fight you. That's right, you there reading the message...i'll take you down!!!...(Yeah i got nobody)

I wish my sex life was like ECW, first you get a One Night Stand followed by 2 months of nostalgic orgasms and then 6 months of constant sucking.

Tyler Durden

It's a straight up one off so I would want someone that (a) has name value (b) I can pretty much guarantee would protect me and (c) would accept that I "refuse to lose" and want the win!!!

Therefore I'd go with Kurt Angle. I would be the broom!!

As for JVN, Eric are you sure?? I probably wouldn't be a very safe opponent and you do have awfully weak bones!! (oooer)

thirty7

Although i currently have a broken ankle, if you and I were to fight now, it'd be you the one with no leg left to stand on.

I wish my sex life was like ECW, first you get a One Night Stand followed by 2 months of nostalgic orgasms and then 6 months of constant sucking.

Tyler Durden

I have a fool proof plan. I will offer you a half a lager shandy before the match. You'll be snoozing like a drunken baby by the time we get in the ring for me to take advantage of you. Well....you know what I mean, by pinning you and winning. Get your mind out of the sewer!!

thirty7

My mind out of the sewer? I wasn't thinking of England

But u fail to realise i would swap my bottle with yours and it will instead be you sleeping. Whilst your sleeping you can join my club....oh yes, keep your mind in the sewer! ;)

I wish my sex life was like ECW, first you get a One Night Stand followed by 2 months of nostalgic orgasms and then 6 months of constant sucking.

Tyler Durden

That is just sick

And wrong

And sick

I'm on the next flight over Sheila

Jayman

Super Moderator

I'd take on both you jag-offs, that's right a handicapped match. I'd give Bulldog the Bronco Buster, because I know he'd love my nuggets near his face.

As for a WWE guy, I'd have to pick Andre the Giant. It'd be soooo easy! The dude is already laying down..

..hmm..was that a bit harsh?

Do you have a problem with my sig?

Tyler Durden

I feel violated

And not in the good way

Dakstang

WC's Resident Redneck

WWE: HBK cause he can get a good match out anyone.

JVN: Reilly. You want to be a heel anyway so no better way than to take on the most loved JVN poster in the history of JVN. And since he is not available you will have to face me.