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Old 06-15-2006, 11:11 AM   #21 (permalink)
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Old 06-15-2006, 11:19 AM   #22 (permalink)
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Old 06-15-2006, 11:23 AM   #23 (permalink)
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Old 06-15-2006, 12:51 PM   #24 (permalink)
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Old 06-15-2006, 12:59 PM   #25 (permalink)
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They send you a little card you're supposed to carry in your wallet next to your driver's license. You're supposed to list the organs you're willing to donate in case you die. Are these people crazy? Do you honestly believe that if a paramedic finds that card on you after an accident he's gonna be trying to save your life? No way! He's lookin' for parts.

Fuck that. If these people want something of mine, they can have my appendix. That's it. That's all I'm giving. Put it in the cooler and get the fuck outta here.
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Old 06-15-2006, 03:16 PM   #26 (permalink)
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Old 06-15-2006, 04:08 PM   #27 (permalink)
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Old 06-15-2006, 04:39 PM   #28 (permalink)
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Old 06-15-2006, 06:03 PM   #29 (permalink)
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They send you a little card you're supposed to carry in your wallet next to your driver's license. You're supposed to list the organs you're willing to donate in case you die. Are these people crazy? Do you honestly believe that if a paramedic finds that card on you after an accident he's gonna be trying to save your life? No way! He's lookin' for parts.

Fuck that. If these people want something of mine, they can have my appendix. That's it. That's all I'm giving. Put it in the cooler and get the fuck outta here.
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