Perfect wrestler....

Tyler Durden

Okay imagine for a minute you're given the opportunity by some magic little pixie, we'll call Eric (he's from Australia), to become a wrestler and you can choose all the following attributes that will help to make you the superstar you deserve to be!! You can steal them all from other wrestlers and the attributes you have to choose are -

The finishing move of -

The hair of -

The face of -

The body of -

The height of -

The weight of -

The mic skills of -

Your manager is (if you want one) -

Your occasional tag team partner is -

You have the wrasslin' style of -

Your from the country of -

Your match type, e.g. hardcore, pure, lucha, is -

CrasH - X

Remember the Spyda, dude ..

3D

The finishing move of - Dean Malenko's Texas Cloverleaf

The hair of - Who has brown, curly hair? That's my hair/what I'd want. It's a good look.. !

The face of - Eddie Guerrero, Not going for his looks, but rather for how expressive he was.

The body of - Randy Orton

The height of - The Rock - 6'3 ish is about a good height for a wrestler.

The weight of - Just a normal wrestling weight, 250 ish pounds.

The mic skills of - Kurt Angle or Triple H. The two guys who can legitimately do humour and seriousness as well as one another.

Your manager is (if you want one) - Paul Heyman. If I was going for a female valet, it'd be Trish as a heel.

Your occasional tag team partner is - The Masterpiece. An angle worked in on how he's hired muscle by Heyman, and he'd be a slight contrast to my wrestler's skills.

You have the wrasslin' style of - Kurt and Eddie. Mix them up, quality.

You're from the country of - England

Your match type, e.g. hardcore, pure, lucha, is - Mat wrestling

3D. Wrestling Clique, Monksdiner, JimmyVan and KnowYourNews' Crafty Old Veteran.

Tyler Durden

The finishing move of - The sharpshooter

The hair of - Chris Jericho in his Jon Bon Jovi stylee

The face of - HBK. My wife's favourite!!

The body of - The Rock at his peak and post boobie operation!!

The height of - Probably The Rock as well, but Hunter is roughly the same height so I'll pick him

The weight of - The Rock (predictable ain't I?)

The mic skills of - The....no, I like E&C's humour so I'll go for them

Your manager is (if you want one) - Trish. She can bend over for me backstage like she did for HHH

Your occasional tag team partner is - Christian. I've bought him back especially

You have the wrasslin' style of - Mix of technical and brawling style, plus some intensity. It's got to be Angle really

Your from the country of - England old boy, wot wot!!

Your match type, e.g. hardcore, pure, lucha, is - I can do them all baby!!

thirty7

The finishing move of - Randy Orton, RKO is my move.

The hair of - Chris Jericho (just before he left WWE), its about how long my hair usually grows

The face of - Mick Foley, i strangley have an eerie resemblance when i have my hair long

The body of - Edge, not too bulky, not too light

The height of - Triple H, around 6,4" is an ideal height

The weight of - Austin, 252 punds just like H's height, ideal

The mic skills of - Mick Foley, the best in the business ever. Comedy or serious

Your manager is (if you want one) - Ted Dibiase, come on, everybody's got a price

Your occasional tag team partner is - Cactus Jack, that way he wouldnt be doing all the crazy stuff against me

You have the wrasslin' style of - Cactus Jack, so i could match his crazy

Your from the country of - Australia, no mattter how far or how ride i roam, i still call Australia home

Your match type, e.g. hardcore, pure, lucha, is - Hardcore all the way

I wish my sex life was like ECW, first you get a One Night Stand followed by 2 months of nostalgic orgasms and then 6 months of constant sucking.

Knyte

If the pixie is from AUS, shouldn't he be named Bruce?

The finishing move of - Petey Williams

The hair of - Goldburg

The face of - HBK

The body of - Batista

The height of - HHH

The weight of - HHH

The mic skills of - The Rock

Your manager is (if you want one) - Paul Heyman

Your occasional tag team partner is - God

You have the wrasslin' style of - Angle

Your from the country of - Sri Lanka (Why not?)

Your match type, e.g. hardcore, pure, lucha, is - Technical Skills Showcase

"The Fire Still Burns!!!"
youtube.com/watch?v=4WXTI20W-ms

Knyte

Sorry, I had to add another one, because thinking about this one made me laugh way too hard...


The finishing move of - Scotty 2 Hottie

The hair of - Animal (LOD)

The face of - Kane (w/ the mask)

The body of - Bastion Booger

The height of - The Great Khali

The weight of - Trish

The mic skills of - Kamala

Your manager is (if you want one) - The Ultimate Warror

Your occasional tag team partner is - Gillburg

You have the wrasslin' style of - Little Beaver

Your from the country of - Outter Mongolia

Your match type, e.g. hardcore, pure, lucha, is - Pillow Fights.

"The Fire Still Burns!!!"
youtube.com/watch?v=4WXTI20W-ms

thirty7

Nope, to paraphrase Little Britain..."I'm the only pixie in the village"

I wish my sex life was like ECW, first you get a One Night Stand followed by 2 months of nostalgic orgasms and then 6 months of constant sucking.

CrasH - X

The hair of - Goldburg

That actually kills me hahahh

Remember the Spyda, dude ..

HellKat

The Finisher of - Christian

The hair of - Lita

The face of - Ashley

The body of - Trish

The height of - Lita (she's 5'6 - same as me)

The weight of - Stacy

The mic skills of - Chris Jericho

Your manager is (if you want one) - Christian (if he hadn't left), otherwise I'll take Batista

Your occasional tag team partner is - Big Dave or Victoria

You have the wrasslin' style of - Chris Benoit

Your from the country of - Canada

Your match type, e.g. hardcore, pure, lucha, is - technical (pure)

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