Roster Cut

Blitzkrieg

I would not fire Murdoch he has charisma. Vis only looked good in that storyline with Trish because Trish carried it. He's sucked since. Not funny.

Now here's people w/ zero talent..

1. Romeo
2. Antonio
3. Tomko
4. Chad Dick
5. James Dick

And I would also cut as an annouce guy, Todd "Kermit" Grisham. The guy fucking blows in every aspect. I'd rather see Maria conduct the interviews and not only because she's hot. The interviews are actualy entertaining with her. Todd sucks dick, and is a tool.

Tyler Durden

Pick any five from -

Scotty 2 Hotty
Johnny Parisi
The Heart Throbs
Viscera
The Dicks
Road Warrior Animal
Torrie Wilson
Candice
Mark Henry (though since he's contract is done in August I'd just let this run down)
Val Venis
Gene Snitsky
Tyson Tomko
Kristal
Todd Grisham
Sylvan
Vito

But since you are giving me the "fire 'em" hat with no conditions, the real people I'm firing are Stephanie McMahon, John Laurinatis, Brian Gewirtz, the guy whose name I can't remember that writes S'Down and then the first person that complains about my decision.

*Edit additionally having looked up the rosters

Ashley
Chloe (Torries dog!)
Eugene (to OVW to be Nick Dinsmore again)
Jerry Lawler
Rosey
Lance Cade (back to OVW)
Boogeyman
Brian Kendrick
Steve Romero

grifter

tomko
snitsky
sharmel
mark henry
cole

i don't know how u guys hate on scotty and esp val venis, he could be good.

Also i think goldust could be really good with the right writing and story. Remember how funny he was with booker and all his 'at the movies with goldust?'

Tyler Durden

Personally, my cutting of Venis was a sympathy cut in order that he could still cut out a career (maybe) while he is still young enough. He is a fine performer with good mic skills but has been buried for so long in a lame gimmick that he was never able to escape, and has lost so much on TV that there is pretty much no saving him now. I'd like to see him get a chance elsewhere.

As for Scotty, he was a good performer and very over too. He isn't anymore. He has never physically shown a complete recovery from his various surgeries, is nowhere near buff or big enough to be considered a heavyweight, is not a "technical" wrestler like a Malenko (or even a Noble or a Nunzio) and cannot get aerial any longer either. In short, he is too small for the heavy ranks and is not able to cut it as a cruiser any more. Therefore, he'd have to go.

grifter

well.....nicely put

much better than "u be a dikhead they r crap rasslers" response...

and yes, Val is looking really good these days...better than ever - why the hell cant they use him?!?!

grifter

oh, and for scottie, i really liked him with too cool....

why did they cut grandmaster sexy away so quickly without reteaming them both?

Tyler Durden

He was originally cut for being arrested for transporting drugs over the US/Canada border. He was bought back a couple of years back (to a good response on Raw!) but there were problems again. I forget if it was attitude, no show or what it was, but it resulted in him being cut again virtually immediately.

BackLash

Well here I go:

Well since I'm a Mark Henry fan (and he's leaving anyway) he's not going in the list. Instead:

Jamie Noble: He was better pretending to be Asian in WCW. He sucks royally with WWE holding back the CWs highflying offense. His gimmick ain't that great without Nidia anyway.

Snitsky & Tomko: One was an unintentional Baby Killer, the other was Christain's problem solver. With both gimmick now invallid these guys used up 14 of their 15 minutes of fame and time's almost up.

Viscera: I'm usally a leaneat guy when it comes to my taste in wrestlers and for a fat guy he wrestles okay, but when you hump other male wrestlers to get attention, that's where I draw the line.

Ric Flair: Hate to say it, but Flair is far past his prime, his life outside of wrestling is falling apart and he is nowhere near as good as he once was. He's got enough money and fame to do whatever the hell he wants. And even though Shelton has a momma's boy gimmick now, you know he deserves that belt alot more than Flair does. It's time for the Nature Boy to move on to better things.

bigdaddy86

Mark Henry: He's gotten way to many opportunities before and his time has come

Scotty 2 Hotty:The worm has ran its course and is dead.

Tomko: He is just lost and has no direction any more.

Animal: You can't do much with him as a singles wrestler


Val Venis: Hate to see him go, but if they were gonna repackage him, it should have been done a long long time ago.

thabreaker

LOL!