Miakal + Random Thoughts

Miakal

+Most of the human population wants to fuck each other.

+I like to think of Superman on the toilet (with his cape still on).

+Have you ever tried a dental dam? Of course not, who goes down on a woman?

+Snowflakes are not unique, they come at least once a year like Santa. It's fucking clockwork.

+I've probably jerked off thinking of you.

+Does anyone use straws for anything but drugs anymore?

+If I have children I'm going to name them after people on this board. Bulldog and Chewy will be my little Cain and Abel, you select which is which.

+I've never fucked an animal but I'm putting it into serious consideration.

+My penis is normally 107 degrees from overuse. It needs a break but I need to make my money while I'm young.

+It's very difficult to get into a three-way with two girls who are actually into each other instead of just drunk, confused, high, or conned. *

+:violin: :banana:








*So true.

Chewy

I like to ask questions on the following....

1. Do you think superman uses his cape for TP? if so does he wash it after, or is that his other secret power?

2. When you jerk off to me am I built like a stud or fat as a beached whale?

3. :miakal: or is it all just b/c your child will be named after a furry creature from star-wars?

4. If you fuck a dog make sure you put a mussle on it or it they tend to bite.

Miakal

1. I like the mental image of Superman struggling to wipe his ass underneath the cape. I would think when the Batcave is hungry and there's no TP in sight that, as a last resort, he would go to the cape though. Who wouldn't?

2. I think of you as a skinny young man, small pot belly where the beer lives, and an overly hairy body. That's what I need to get the party started, if you know what I mean.

3. I will name my gay son Jar Jar.

4. I don't want to rape the animal, just show it love like it's never known before.

Chewy

Meesa Horny

Toss

You two should do this more often.

AudioSavior

Have gay sex?

Jackie Pies

Miakal knows all the right things to say to make me all gooey. I want to join in on this gay sex, no animals while I'm there though please.

Bouchie

Miakal, I found this little number on JV's main site. Apparently she calls herself Super J (look out Jackie) and is also from Chicago. Perhaps she's your woman?

Miakal

Most girls I date wear goggles (see: jomg.com), not a mask, but sometimes that helps too.

Disco Raheem

Hahahaha wtf is that thing?

I'd tap it.