BAW GAWD !!! Through Hellfire and Brimstone IT'S KANE !!!!!! .....again.

Danny Diamond

Founder/Admin

I just watched Raw this morning and couldn't help but laugh when Kane came out last for the battle royal. I said, ok. So Kane wins this one. Then I just read JV's Raw Review now and saw this........

Bischoff introduced Kane. Same music, same ring gear, same blandness. All the other wrestlers were already in the ring meaning Kane was the only guy to get a televised intro. They might as well have flashed the words "KANE WILL WIN" on the Titan Tron. Carlito was the first guy to approach Kane, and they botched the chokeslam which was hilarious. Kane eliminated him, then the battle royal began with the others began.


I thought this was so funny when I read it because I think 99% of the people watching the show thought the same thing. The other 1% are in comas.

Seriously WWE. Take him off tv for like 8-12 months. Pay him. Send him to Aruba. He has been with the WWE for over 10 years. The only injury I can remember him having that required time off was the bicep tear back a few years ago. Besides that he has been a victim of his own stability. He needs some time away from the TV.

We want the monster Kane. Not "Hey, like me because I am a freak" Kane.

ICEMAN

I agree, it was soo obvious Kane was going to win the battle royal after seeing all the other scrubs already in the ring. I liked when Kane and 'Taker teamed up and were the "Brothers of Destruction".

Oh, and Simon, that pic of Steph creeps me out man. I think it's time to bring back Torrie.

thirty7

Burn his ass. Plain and simple. Throw him in a fiery dumpster and leave him in Aruba for a year (as Simon said) Grow the hair, grab a mask and never talk or befirend X-Pac again.

I wish my sex life was like ECW, first you get a One Night Stand followed by 2 months of nostalgic orgasms and then 6 months of constant sucking.

Tyler Durden

A few creative ideas for WWE writers.....

1. Put Kane on Smackdown and recreate the Brothers of Destruction just in time for them to feud at Wrestlemania again. Undertaker dies, then rises, then dies, then rises and son on.

2. Have Hunter realign with Steph and recreate the McMahon-Helmsley faction. Maybe sack Mick Foley and have a Hell in a Cell retirement match with the Mickster.

3. Vince to feud with SCSA. Vince wins the Royal Rumble and this leads to them having a cage match at No Way Out.

4. Shane to feud with someone whereby he beats the crap out of them for weeks on end and then loses the PPV match, but not before he takes an insane bump that ensures the talk is all about him as the match finishes.

That'll shake the people up, some radical new stuff.

Boz

Brilliant and original! I don't know why we haven't seen anything this fresh in a long time.