Budget cuts!!!

Dr. Giganto

OK, let's say things really started getting bad in Stamford and they decided to recombine the rosters. Now they've got too many people, doing too little and making too much money. So, they've gotta start releasing people. I ask you, who would you cut.

Here are the rules: Like Crocker's LOC, I'm gonna separate the combined rosters into groups. They will all be groups of 4. The only exception is that you have to fire one of the Mexicools, and only one of the bWo. You have to fire at least 1 wrestler from each group. Afterwards, I guess we'll see who gets fired the most or something

Group A: Super-duper main eventers
1. HHH
2. Undertaker
3. Kurt Angle
4. HBK

Group B: Young main-event caliber stars
1. Batista (he's here because of the shortness to his career)
2. John Cena
3. Edge
4. Randy Orton

Group C: Big, slow upper-mid-carders
1. JBL
2. Kane
3. Big Show
4. Booker T

Group D: Small fast upper-mid-carders
1. Chris Benoit
2. Eddie Guerrero
3. Chris Jericho
4. Shelton Benjamin

Group E: Up-and-comers
1. Carlito
2. Chris Masters
3. Orlando Jordan
4. Eugene

Group F: Tag-teams
1. MNM (including Melina)
2. Superheroes
3. LOD '05
4. Heartthrobs

Group G: Guys who've been around a while
1. RVD
2. Christian
3. Matt Hardy
4. William Regal

Group H: Mexicools
1. Psicosis
2. Super Crazy
3. Juventud

Group I: bWo
1. Big Stevie Cool
2. Blue Meanie
3. Nova

Group J: Old jobbers
1. Val Venis
2. Hardcore Holly
3. Viscera
4. Al Snow

Group K: Young jobbers
1. Tyson Tomko
2. Snitsky
3. Rene Dupree
4. Rob Conway

Group L: Good cruisers
1. Paul London
2. Tajiri
3. Rey Mysterio
4. Chavo

Group M: Bad cruisers
1. Scotty 2 Hotty
2. Funaki
3. Daivari
4. Nunzio

Group N: Good Divas
1. Trish
2. Lita
3. Torrie
4. Stacy

Group O: Bad Divas
1. Christy
2. Candice
3. Michelle McCool
4. Sharmell

Group P: Miscellaneous
1. Doug Basham
2. Danny Basham
3. Ric Flair
4. Coach

Group Q: Announcers
1. JR
2. King
3. Tazz
4. Cole


*edit* ooh ooh...I just came up with another one. It's good!

Group R: McMahons
1. Vince
2. Linda
3. Shane
4. Steph

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Group A: Super-duper main eventers
1. HHH
2. Undertaker
3. Kurt Angle
4. HBK

i couldnt fire any of these guys

Group B: Young main-event caliber stars
1. Batista (he's here because of the shortness to his career)
2. John Cena
3. Edge FIRED (after summerslam)
4. Randy Orton

Group C: Big, slow upper-mid-carders
1. JBL
2. Kane
3. Big Show
4. Booker T FIRED

Group D: Small fast upper-mid-carders
1. Chris Benoit
2. Eddie Guerrero
3. Chris Jericho
4. Shelton Benjamin FIRED

Group E: Up-and-comers
1. Carlito
2. Chris Masters
3. Orlando Jordan FIRED
4. Eugene

Group F: Tag-teams
1. MNM (including Melina)
2. Superheroes
3. LOD '05
4. Heartthrobs FIRED

Group G: Guys who've been around a while
1. RVD
2. Christian
3. Matt Hardy
4. William Regal FIRED

Group H: Mexicools
1. Psicosis
2. Super Crazy
3. Juventud FIRED

Group I: bWo
1. Big Stevie Cool
2. Blue Meanie FIRED
3. Nova

Group J: Old jobbers
1. Val Venis
2. Hardcore Holly
3. Viscera FIRED
4. Al Snow

Group K: Young jobbers
1. Tyson Tomko FIRED
2. Snitsky
3. Rene Dupree
4. Rob Conway

Group L: Good cruisers
1. Paul London
2. Tajiri
3. Rey Mysterio
4. Chavo FIRED

Group M: Bad cruisers
1. Scotty 2 Hotty
2. Funaki
3. Daivari
4. Nunzio FIRED

Group N: Good Divas
1. Trish
2. Lita FIRED
3. Torrie
4. Stacy

Group O: Bad Divas
1. Christy
2. Candice FIRED
3. Michelle McCool
4. Sharmell FIRED

(i fired 2 of them to make up for not firing any from the first group)

Group P: Miscellaneous
1. Doug Basham
2. Danny Basham FIRED
3. Ric Flair
4. Coach

Group Q: Announcers
1. JR
2. King
3. Tazz
4. Cole FIRED

it's still real to me, dammit!

Jackie Pies

I have to choose between Christy and Sharmell, the horror, why can't I pick both..

ok:
Group A: Super-duper main eventers
4. HBK
I am soooo sick of this guy, except for that Hogan on Larry King skit. that was the first time I enjoyed anything by the "kid" in 5 or 7 years.

Group B: Young main-event caliber stars
2. John Cena
if I go into detail, people will start complaining again.

Group C: Big, slow upper-mid-carders
4. Booker T
why not, once again, haven't enjoyed him in 5 years 5 years 5years 5years 5 years. or at least not since he and Stone Cold were feuding. loved them in the grocery store.

Group D: Small fast upper-mid-carders
1. Chris Benoit
I think he's a great wrestler and this was a tough choice, but they never do too much w/ him either and they always seem to forget him untill they need another guy for a tournament or something.

Group E: Up-and-comers
2. Chris Masters
tough again, but like I said, he's ugly. he is slowly improving, but I still think he's slow and a bit crappy. we already have too many guys that are nothing more that muscle. Batista makes him look like a chump.

Group F: Tag-teams
3. LOD '05
I just don't like Heidenreich at all. Heartthrobs suck too but they're young andmight improve. Animal is old and while LOD was a childhood fave, I hate this bastardization, at least I did till they gave Heidi the mohawk, nah, still not digging it.

Group G: Guys who've been around a while
3. Matt Hardy
fire his whiney ass again for all I care. b/c I did care, I did want him back, untill the months of his crying and bitching. go to TNA, at least you could put on better matches there and maybe keep your asshead brother out of trouble.

Group H: Mexicools
3. Juventud
I like psychosis and supercrazy much more in the ring. plus Juvi can't talk for shit, sure the others can't either, but Juvi's the one holding the mic.

Group I: bWo
2. Blue Meanie
you fire Stevie and I'll scream bloody murder. Nova I know can be outstanding. Meanie is a fat little kid w/ a stupid outfit. JBL was right to beat him like the child he is.


Group J: Old jobbers
3. Viscera
fat piece of crap and I hate his gimmick, fortunately it appears to be dying faster than Lillian can drop 'tears' into her eyes.

Group K: Young jobbers
1. Tyson Tomko
do I really need to explain?

Group L: Good cruisers
4. Chavo
they're not really doing much w/ him. I haven't seen him wrestle since the trade and I don't like his gimmick, great catchphrase though.

Group M: Bad cruisers
1. Scotty 2 Hotty
yep

Group N: Good Divas
3. Torrie
4. Stacy
do I really have to choose, they both suck in the ring. I think Stacy is cuter actually, which is odd for me to go against breasts but. uh. Torrie lost to Melina (who needs to train more) so she's as good as gone.

Group O: Bad Divas
1. Christy
it was tough to not pick Sharmel, but we/I see less of Sharmel and we definitely hear less of her. they're both awful, but Christy just has more exposure. besides, when I fired booker, I assumed his bitch would go w/ him.

Group P: Miscellaneous
1. Doug Basham
2. Danny Basham
didn't one of them already get fired? I can't tell them apart anyways. I guess Danny, or Doug.


Group Q: Announcers
2. King
puppies, pompoms, I can't take much more, I instinctively look at a girls breasts when I see her, so why do I need King yelling at me to look more. I have a father who does that anyways (yes really) so I don't need King babbeling about blacks and breasts anymore.

Group R: McMahons
4. Steph
Oh Hunter. I've always hated her, maybe it's the voice, you think?

good thread, though it angers me b/c I hate some of these people (not Cena of course) so much.

K Jay

Group A: Super-duper main eventers
1. HHH
2. Undertaker Gone, was gonna quit soon anyway.
3. Kurt Angle
4. HBK

Group B: Young main-event caliber stars
1. Batista (he's here because of the shortness to his career)
2. John Cena
3. Edge Gone, less disgruntled boyfriends
4. Randy Orton

Group C: Big, slow upper-mid-carders
1. JBL Bye
2. Kane Bye
3. Big Show Bye
4. Booker T You're here by the skin of your teeth

Group D: Small fast upper-mid-carders
1. Chris Benoit
2. Eddie Guerrero
3. Chris Jericho
4. Shelton Benjamin

Because I fired 3 in the group b4 I dont have to get rid of any of these.

Group E: Up-and-comers
1. Carlito
2. Chris Masters Meh-I think OJ will be good now Ive got rid of JBL so you go
3. Orlando Jordan
4. Eugene

Group F: Tag-teams
1. MNM (including Melina)
2. Superheroes
3. LOD '05 Do I need a reason
4. Heartthrobs

Group G: Guys who've been around a while
1. RVD
2. Christian
3. Matt Hardy
4. William Regal Sorry token british guy

Group H: Mexicools
1. Psicosis
2. Super Crazy
3. Juventud Causing too much shit

Group I: bWo
1. Big Stevie Cool
2. Blue Meanie Go fight JBL in the indies you fat c*nt
3. Nova

Group J: Old jobbers
1. Val Venis
2. Hardcore Holly
3. Viscera You won't starve
4. Al Snow

Group K: Young jobbers
1. Tyson Tomko - For making Christian look bad
2. Snitsky
3. Rene Dupree
4. Rob Conway

Group L: Good cruisers
1. Paul London
2. Tajiri - too spot orientated now, can call your match inside out
3. Rey Mysterio
4. Chavo

Group M: Bad cruisers
1. Scotty 2 Hotty
2. Funaki
3. Daivari
4. Nunzio - dont let the door hit your ass

Group N: Good Divas
1. Trish
2. Lita
3. Torrie
4. Stacy - She got the legs "thats all folks"

Group O: Bad Divas
1. Christy
2. Candice
3. Michelle McCool
4. Sharmell

All of the above

Group P: Miscellaneous
1. Doug Basham which one are you?
2. Danny Basham
3. Ric Flair
4. Coach

Group Q: Announcers
1. JR
2. King Perhaps work in an animal shelter "oh look! puppies"
3. Tazz
4. Cole


*edit* ooh ooh...I just came up with another one. It's good!

Group R: McMahons
1. Vince
2. Linda So she's got time to persue that Bischof relationship
3. Shane
4. Steph

I had a sig, once.

Danny Diamond

Founder/Admin

This is a cool idea D. So we HAVE to cut at least one from each group huh? Ok, my guys to cut are in red. I am also assuming it will just be a flat out release and no explaination as to why they are gone or say group a, a retirement match or something.....



Group A: Super-duper main eventers
1. HHH
2. Undertaker
3. Kurt Angle (injuries and everone else is to over now)
4. HBK

Group B: Young main-event caliber stars
1. Batista (the others are just too young)
2. John Cena
3. Edge
4. Randy Orton

Group C: Big, slow upper-mid-carders
1. JBL
2. Kane
3. Big Show
4. Booker T ( Me thinks Booker T's best days are already behind him)

Group D: Small fast upper-mid-carders
1. Chris Benoit
2. Eddie Guerrero
3. Chris Jericho ( this was tough, but at least Jericho has shown signs of being done soon plus he has Fozzy)
4. Shelton Benjamin

Group E: Up-and-comers
1. Carlito
2. Chris Masters
3. Orlando Jordan (this is a joke right?)
4. Eugene

Group F: Tag-teams
1. MNM (including Melina)
2. Superheroes
3. LOD '05
4. Heartthrobs ( they have the look.....Yeah of cheesy dorks)

Group G: Guys who've been around a while
1. RVD
2. Christian
3. Matt Hardy
4. William Regal (others are too valuable)

Group H: Mexicools
1. Psicosis
2. Super Crazy
3. Juventud (you can get rid of em both as long as you keep Psicosis around.)

Group I: bWo
1. Big Stevie Cool
2. Blue Meanie (fatass)
3. Nova

Group J: Old jobbers
1. Val Venis
2. Hardcore Holly
3. Viscera (why is he back again?)
4. Al Snow

Group K: Young jobbers
1. Tyson Tomko (until he learns how to you know.....wrestle, he wont be worth a dime.
2. Snitsky
3. Rene Dupree
4. Rob Conway

Group L: Good cruisers
1. Paul London
2. Tajiri (seen pretty much everything he can do)
3. Rey Mysterio
4. Chavo

Group M: Bad cruisers
1. Scotty 2 Hotty
2. Funaki (no reason)
3. Daivari
4. Nunzio

Group N: Good Divas
1. Trish
2. Lita
3. Torrie
4. Stacy (pretty much useless now)

Group O: Bad Divas
1. Christy
2. Candice
3. Michelle McCool
4. Sharmell

Group P: Miscellaneous
1. Doug Basham
2. Danny Basham
3. Ric Flair
4. Coach

Group Q: Announcers
1. JR
2. King
3. Tazz
4. Cole


*edit* ooh ooh...I just came up with another one. It's good!

Group R: McMahons
1. Vince
2. Linda
3. Shane
4. Steph

Abel M

Group A: Super-duper main eventers
2. Undertaker
He's already on his way out and it would be nice he would just retire once and be done with it unlike Hogar or Flair

Group B: Young main-event caliber stars
4. Randy Orton
I just really don't like this guy.

Group C: Big, slow upper-mid-carders
3. Big Show
WWE jsut dosen't konw how to push him. Give Creative a break and just let this big man go.


Group D: Small fast upper-mid-carders
1. Chris Benoit
Dang! This is a hard group to choose from! But, Benoit is also one of those guys that Creative just dosn't know how to handle properly and it woudl be better for Creative and his career if he just goes now.

Group E: Up-and-comers
4. Eugene
As funny as it is right now, Eugene will never up-and-come into the Super Duper Main Eventers group with this gimmick. Let go and a few years bring him back with a better gimmick

Group F: Tag-teams
4. Heartthrobs
Billy and Chuck meets MNM. Yeah, no...

Group G: Guys who've been around a while
4. William Regal
He's been around the block a few times and had a few good runs but his time in the sun is fading.

Group H: Mexicools
1. Psicosis
Not a better than Crazy and not as good on the mic as Juvi (that's not saying much)

Group I: bWo
3. Nova
I know who the Blue Meanie is, I know who Stevie is, but who is Nova... oh right the OTHER bWo guy that stays in the background and dosen't do anything.. bye!

Group J: Old jobbers
3. Viscera
Bad gimmick after bad gimmick has killed him.. thanks Creative


Group K: Young jobbers
1. Tyson Tomko
Tommy Tonka Truck I just a waste of space for me.

Group L: Good cruisers
2. Tajiri
He's never really done it for me.

Group M: Bad cruisers
1. Scotty 2 Hotty
The Worm is just not over and too old. Time for some time off.

Group N: Good Divas
4. Stacy
This was a hard one too but I have to go with Stacy. Dunno she's jsut my least fav out of the bunch.

Group O: Bad Divas
4. Sharmell
I think this whole thing is hurting the Book Man. She needs to stay in Houston.

Group P: Miscellaneous
1. Doug Basham
Well I like Flair and Coach so it was just a toss up between the bros and I randomly picked Doug.

Group Q: Announcers
4. Cole
Get rid of this guy and replace him with Joey Styles!


Group R: McMahons
3. Shane
Boy this one was hard but I can't get rid of Daddy's Little Girl and HHH play toy. I love Linda and Vince runs the whole show so Shane has to go. Maybe when Daddy dies Shane can come back tho.

One

Fired!!!!

Group A: Super-duper main eventers

2. Undertaker

Group B: Young main-event caliber stars

3. Edge

Group C: Big, slow upper-mid-carders

4. Booker T

Group D: Small fast upper-mid-carders

4. Shelton Benjamin

Group E: Up-and-comers

3. Orlando Jordan

Group F: Tag-teams

4. Heartthrobs

Group G: Guys who've been around a while

4. William Regal

Group H: Mexicools
1. Psicosis

Group I: bWo

2. Blue Meanie

Group J: Old jobbers

3. Viscera

Group K: Young jobbers
1. Tyson Tomko

Group L: Good cruisers

4. Chavo

Group M: Bad cruisers

1. Scotty 2 Hotty


Group N: Good Divas

4. Stacy

Group O: Bad Divas

4. Sharmell

Group P: Miscellaneous

2. Danny Basham

Group Q: Announcers

2. King

Group R: McMahons

2. Linda

Slimdust

Group A: Super-duper main eventers
1. HHH
2. Undertaker
3. Kurt Angle
4. HBK

Group B: Young main-event caliber stars
1. Batista (he's here because of the shortness to his career)
2. John Cena
3. Edge (Fired)
4. Randy Orton

Group C: Big, slow upper-mid-carders
1. JBL
2. Kane
3. Big Show
4. Booker T (Fired)

Group D: Small fast upper-mid-carders
1. Chris Benoit
2. Eddie Guerrero
3. Chris Jericho
4. Shelton Benjamin

Group E: Up-and-comers
1. Carlito
2. Chris Masters
3. Orlando Jordan (Fired)
4. Eugene

Group F: Tag-teams
1. MNM (including Melina)
2. Superheroes
3. LOD '05 (Fired)
4. Heartthrobs

Group G: Guys who've been around a while
1. RVD
2. Christian
3. Matt Hardy
4. William Regal (Fired)

Group H: Mexicools
1. Psicosis
2. Super Crazy
3. Juventud (Fired)

Group I: bWo
1. Big Stevie Cool
2. Blue Meanie (Fired)
3. Nova

Group J: Old jobbers
1. Val Venis
2. Hardcore Holly
3. Viscera (Fired)
4. Al Snow

Group K: Young jobbers
1. Tyson Tomko(Fired)
2. Snitsky
3. Rene Dupree
4. Rob Conway (not a jobber, just won on raw... lol)

Group L: Good cruisers
1. Paul London
2. Tajiri (Fired)
3. Rey Mysterio
4. Chavo

Group M: Bad cruisers
1. Scotty 2 Hotty (Fired)
2. Funaki
3. Daivari
4. Nunzio

Group N: Good Divas
1. Trish
2. Lita (Fired)
3. Torrie
4. Stacy

Group O: Bad Divas
1. Christy
2. Candice (fired)
3. Michelle McCool
4. Sharmell

Group P: Miscellaneous
1. Doug Basham
2. Danny Basham (Fired)
3. Ric Flair
4. Coach

Group Q: Announcers
1. JR
2. King (Fired)
3. Tazz
4. Cole

Group R: McMahons
1. Vince
2. Linda (Fired)
3. Shane
4. Steph
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Group A: Super-duper main eventers
1. HHH
2. Undertaker
3. Kurt Angle
4. HBK

HHm..these should all stay. But if I had to choose one, goodbye HHH.

Group B: Young main-event caliber stars
1. Batista (he's here because of the shortness to his career)
2. John Cena
3. Edge- Goodbye mr. nobody cares about you Edge.
4. Randy Orton

Group C: Big, slow upper-mid-carders
1. JBL-So long!
2. Kane
3. Big Show
4. Booker T

Group D: Small fast upper-mid-carders
1. Chris Benoit
2. Eddie Guerrero
3. Chris Jericho
4. Shelton Benjamin-Tough choice, but Shelton least talented, but most athletic.

Group E: Up-and-comers
1. Carlito
2. Chris Masters
3. Orlando Jordan- I dont' really see his potential.
4. Eugene

Group F: Tag-teams
1. MNM (including Melina)
2. Superheroes
3. LOD '05
4. Heartthrobs-Who are theY?

Group G: Guys who've been around a while
1. RVD
2. Christian
3. Matt Hardy
4. William Regal-I'm sorry, you are going downhill Regal.

Group H: Mexicools
1. Psicosis
2. Super Crazy-Like them all, but him the least.
3. Juventud

Group I: bWo
1. Big Stevie Cool
2. Blue Meanie-You tub of goo, what happend to yoU?
3. Nova

Group J: Old jobbers
1. Val Venis
2. Hardcore Holly
3. Viscera-Goodbye Mark Henry version 05'
4. Al Snow

Group K: Young jobbers
1. Tyson Tomko-Please, learn to wrassle.
2. Snitsky
3. Rene Dupree
4. Rob Conway

Group L: Good cruisers
1. Paul London-Sorry Mr. no charisma
2. Tajiri
3. Rey Mysterio
4. Chavo

Group M: Bad cruisers
1. Scotty 2 Hotty
2. Funaki
3. Daivari
4. Nunzio-sorry dude, nothing without FBI

Group N: Good Divas
1. Trish
2. Lita
3. Torrie
4. Stacy-haha, just because

Group O: Bad Divas
1. Christy
2. Candice
3. Michelle McCool
4. Sharmell-Annoying

Group P: Miscellaneous
1. Doug Basham
2. Danny Basham-I don' tknow the difference between doug or danny so Danny goes.
3. Ric Flair
4. Coach

Group Q: Announcers
1. JR
2. King-You suck noW!
3. Tazz
4. Cole


*edit* ooh ooh...I just came up with another one. It's good!

Group R: McMahons
1. Vince
2. Linda
3. Shane
4. Steph-Was it her idea for the mole?
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Thanks for the memories Eddie!

Tyler Durden

I'm cutting all those in bold -

Group A: Super-duper main eventers
1. HHH
2. Undertaker
3. Kurt Angle
4. HBK

Group B: Young main-event caliber stars
1. Batista
2. John Cena
3. Edge
4. Randy Orton

Group C: Big, slow upper-mid-carders
1. JBL
2. Kane
3. Big Show
4. Booker T

Group D: Small fast upper-mid-carders - I refuse to cut any from this group
1. Chris Benoit
2. Eddie Guerrero
3. Chris Jericho
4. Shelton Benjamin

Group E: Up-and-comers
1. Carlito
2. Chris Masters
3. Orlando Jordan
4. Eugene

Group F: Tag-teams
1. MNM (including Melina)
2. Superheroes
3. LOD '05
4. Heartthrobs

Group G: Guys who've been around a while
1. RVD
2. Christian
3. Matt Hardy
4. William Regal

Group H: Mexicools
1. Psicosis
2. Super Crazy
3. Juventud

Group I: bWo
1. Big Stevie Cool
2. Blue Meanie
3. Nova

Group J: Old jobbers
1. Val Venis
2. Hardcore Holly
3. Viscera
4. Al Snow

Group K: Young jobbers
1. Tyson Tomko
2. Snitsky
3. Rene Dupree
4. Rob Conway

Group L: Good cruisers
1. Paul London
2. Tajiri
3. Rey Mysterio
4. Chavo

Group M: Bad cruisers
1. Scotty 2 Hotty
2. Funaki
3. Daivari
4. Nunzio

Group N: Good Divas
1. Trish
2. Lita
3. Torrie
4. Stacy

Group O: Bad Divas
1. Christy
2. Candice
3. Michelle McCool
4. Sharmell

Group P: Miscellaneous
1. Doug Basham
2. Danny Basham
3. Ric Flair
4. Coach

Group Q: Announcers
1. JR
2. King
3. Tazz
4. Cole

Group R: McMahons
1. Vince
2. Linda
3. Shane
4. Steph