Budget cuts!!!

Blitzkrieg

Group A: Super-duper main eventers
1. HHH
2. Undertaker- Too old, sick of the gimmick.
3. Kurt Angle
4. HBK

Group B: Young main-event caliber stars
1. Batista- Too old, bad in-ring work
2. John Cena
3. Edge
4. Randy Orton

Group C: Big, slow upper-mid-carders
1. JBL
2. Kane
3. Big Show
4. Booker T- His time has passed, He'll never be over again

Group D: Small fast upper-mid-carders
1. Chris Benoit
2. Eddie Guerrero- Nothing against him but he's not as good as the others
3. Chris Jericho
4. Shelton Benjamin

Group E: Up-and-comers
1. Carlito
2. Chris Masters
3. Orlando Jordan
4. Eugene- The least amount of potential. Does the gimmick really well though

Group F: Tag-teams
1. MNM (including Melina)
2. Superheroes
3. LOD '05
4. Heartthrobs-There is nothing good about them, in-ring work, mic skills, etc.

Group G: Guys who've been around a while
1. RVD
2. Christian
3. Matt Hardy
4. William Regal- He's done, nobody cares about him

Group H: Mexicools
1. Psicosis- The other two can wrestle better at this time.
2. Super Crazy
3. Juventud

Group I: bWo
1. Big Stevie Cool
2. Blue Meanie- Biggest piece of shit in WWE
3. Nova

Group J: Old jobbers
1. Val Venis
2. Hardcore Holly
3. Viscera- His gimmick isn't funny anymore, worst wrestling skills I've seen
4. Al Snow

Group K: Young jobbers
1. Tyson Tomko- No potential. Period.
2. Snitsky
3. Rene Dupree
4. Rob Conway

Group L: Good cruisers
1. Paul London
2. Tajiri- Fans don't care, Was better in ECW
3. Rey Mysterio
4. Chavo

Group M: Bad cruisers
1. Scotty 2 Hotty
2. Funaki- Blows at everything.
3. Daivari
4. Nunzio

Group N: Good Divas
1. Trish
2. Lita
3. Torrie
4. Stacy- No tits, can't act, annoying, can't wrestle, No heat

Group O: Bad Divas
1. Christy
2. Candice
3. Michelle McCool
4. Sharmell- Most annoying person on TV

Group P: Miscellaneous
1. Doug Basham
2. Danny Basham- Doug is better I think
3. Ric Flair
4. Coach

Group Q: Announcers
1. JR
2. King
3. Tazz
4. Cole- I hate him more than Lawler

Group R: McMahons
1. Vince
2. Linda
3. Shane
4. Steph- Stupid as fuck when it comes to how wrestling works

Zar

Group A: Super-duper main eventers
1. HHH
2. Undertaker (once your hip goes for good then so do you)
3. Kurt Angle
4. HBK

Group B: Young main-event caliber stars
1. Batista (Dude is just too old)
2. John Cena
3. Edge
4. Randy Orton

Group C: Big, slow upper-mid-carders
1. JBL
2. Kane
3. Big Show
4. Booker T (Stale as shit) (you know, stale shit)

Group D: Small fast upper-mid-carders
1. Chris Benoit
2. Eddie Guerrero
3. Chris Jericho (He contemplated leaving, where as the others still eat sleep and breath the buisness)
4. Shelton Benjamin

Group E: Up-and-comers
1. Carlito
2. Chris Masters
3. Orlando Jordan (Such an easy choice, does he even wrestle? does he have a feud?)
4. Eugene

Group F: Tag-teams
1. MNM (including Melina)
2. Superheroes (Can I just fire Rosey so that Hurrican can become the top cruiser?)
3. LOD '05
4. Heartthrobs

Group G: Guys who've been around a while
1. RVD
2. Christian
3. Matt Hardy
4. William Regal (He is on smackdown and he aint the captain unfortunatly I don't care, although I love the guy)

Group H: Mexicools
1. Psicosis
2. Super Crazy
3. Juventud (Fuck I hate the juice, the only thing I like is the phrase the juice, let's call OJ the juice, thats the only thing that could save his career I think)

Group I: bWo
1. Big Stevie Cool
2. Blue Meanie (couldn't possibly care less)
3. Nova

Group J: Old jobbers
1. Val Venis
2. Hardcore Holly
3. Viscera (Just cause you work for Lawler doesn't mean you're good)
4. Al Snow

Group K: Young jobbers
1. Tyson Tomko (Fire em, cause there is only room for one funny goatee on Raw, and Snitsky is the reigning king)
2. Snitsky
3. Rene Dupree
4. Rob Conway

Group L: Good cruisers
1. Paul London
2. Tajiri
3. Rey Mysterio
4. Chavo (Kerwin has officially been cut off at the knees)

Group M: Bad cruisers
1. Scotty 2 Hotty (easy choice)
2. Funaki Since when are Funaki and Daivari bad cruisers? Funaki = ratings
3. Daivari
4. Nunzio

Group N: Good Divas
1. Trish
2. Lita
3. Torrie (useless)
4. Stacy

Group O: Bad Divas
1. Christy
2. Candice
3. Michelle McCool
4. Sharmell (even more useless, can I say uselesser?)

Group P: Miscellaneous
1. Doug Basham 2. Danny Basham
Send the Damja whichever one it was ( I have no clue) back to OVW to be repackaged and fire the other. (he was OVW champ, he must have some talent, somewhere......maybe?)


3. Ric Flair
4. Coach

Group Q: Announcers
1. JR
2. King (Bring in Bret)
3. Tazz
4. Cole


*edit* ooh ooh...I just came up with another one. It's good!

Group R: McMahons
1. Vince
2. Linda (TV wise she just bothers me, her and that cold dead stare of hers)
3. Shane
4. Steph

Dakstang

WC's Resident Redneck

Group A: Super-duper main eventers
1. HHH
2. Undertaker-I don't like the new deadman gimmick. They should have went with it the way it was in the early to mid 90ies. Also his career is just about done anyway.
3. Kurt Angle
4. HBK

Group B: Young main-event caliber stars
1. Batista (he's here because of the shortness to his career)-He never really seemed that impressive to me. I think he is just awful on the mic. Plus he is 39 years old.
2. John Cena
3. Edge
4. Randy Orton

Group C: Big, slow upper-mid-carders
1. JBL-Never liked the JBL character. I liked him better as the Bradshaw character with the APA. Plus he is just not that good in the ring or on the mic.
2. Kane
3. Big Show
4. Booker T

Group D: Small fast upper-mid-carders
1. Chris Benoit-I would have to go with Benoit. I respect the guy for the many years he has been in the business and he is a great in the ring, but he is not good on the mic and his career is almost over.
2. Eddie Guerrero
3. Chris Jericho
4. Shelton Benjamin

Group E: Up-and-comers
1. Carlito
2. Chris Masters
3. Orlando Jordan-He has done nothing the whole time he has been with the WWE. He not that good in the ring and even worse on the mic.4. Eugene

Group F: Tag-teams
1. MNM (including Melina)
2. Superheroes
3. LOD '05
4. Heartthrobs-They are just bad.

Group G: Guys who've been around a while
1. RVD
2. Christian
3. Matt Hardy
4. William Regal-I like Regal but given these choices, he is the oldest so he must go.

Group H: Mexicools
1. PsicosisIt doesn't really matter to me on this one I just picked one. I don't like any of them.
2. Super Crazy
3. Juventud

Group I: bWo
1. Big Stevie Cool-Don't know anything of these guys really except meanie. I have heard some good things about Nova so I just went with Big Stevie Cool whoever that is.
2. Blue Meanie
3. Nova

Group J: Old jobbers
1. Val Venis
2. Hardcore Holly
3. Viscera-He is entertaining at times but he is just pretty much worthless.
4. Al Snow

Group K: Young jobbers
1. Tyson Tomko-I never liked the guy. He has nothing to offer as far as I'm concerned.2. Snitsky
3. Rene Dupree
4. Rob Conway

Group L: Good cruisers
1. Paul London-Don't know enough about him to offer an opinion. I have seen the others wrestle more so I will just go with him.
2. Tajiri
3. Rey Mysterio
4. Chavo

Group M: Bad cruisers
1. Scotty 2 Hotty
2. Funaki
3. Daivari
4. Nunzio-Just don't like him.

Group N: Good Divas
1. Trish
2. Lita-Never really liked her. She is good in the ring at times, but I just don't like her.
3. Torrie
4. Stacy

Group O: Bad Divas
1. Christy
2. Candice
3. Michelle McCool
4. Sharmell-Completely worthless.

Group P: Miscellaneous
1. Doug Basham
2. Danny Basham-It wouldn't matter to me if they got rid of both of the Basham's. They are bad in the ring and on the mic.
3. Ric Flair
4. Coach

Group Q: Announcers
1. JR
2. King
3. Tazz
4. Cole-He is not good as an announcer.

*edit* ooh ooh...I just came up with another one. It's good!

Group R: McMahons
1. Vince
2. Linda-She is just not entertaining.
3. Shane
4. Steph