Budget cuts!!!

The Phantom

The people I'd fire are in Red - with a few comments.

Group A: Super-duper main eventers
1. HHH - Have a rest you deserve it.
2. Undertaker
3. Kurt Angle
4. HBK

Group B: Young main-event caliber stars
1. Batista - Because he's old.
2. John Cena
3. Edge
4. Randy Orton

Group C: Big, slow upper-mid-carders
1. JBL
2. Kane
3. Big Show
4. Booker T - 5 times WCW Champion... quit living in the past

Group D: Small fast upper-mid-carders
1. Chris Benoit
2. Eddie Guerrero
3. Chris Jericho - Only because he has a music career to fall back on.
4. Shelton Benjamin

Group E: Up-and-comers
1. Carlito
2. Chris Masters
3. Orlando Jordan - OJ just doesn't do it for me.
4. Eugene

Group F: Tag-teams
1. MNM (including Melina)
2. Superheroes
3. LOD '05
4. Heartthrobs - Their crap enough said.

Group G: Guys who've been around a while
1. RVD
2. Christian
3. Matt Hardy
4. William Regal - Sorry William, but I Keep fogetting that your on SD!

Group H: Mexicools
1. Psicosis
2. Super Crazy
3. Juventud - Only becuase he f'd up on Paul London read bad.

Group I: bWo
1. Big Stevie Cool
2. Blue Meanie - He's only back because of JBL
3. Nova

Group J: Old jobbers
1. Val Venis
2. Hardcore Holly
3. Viscera - I just don't like him, he'll always be Mable to me.
4. Al Snow

Group K: Young jobbers
1. Tyson Tomko - He's a Goat.
2. Snitsky
3. Rene Dupree
4. Rob Conway

Group L: Good cruisers
1. Paul London - I don't really care for him.
2. Tajiri
3. Rey Mysterio
4. Chavo - Hey it's Kerwin White, if it's white its alright!

Group M: Bad cruisers
1. Scotty 2 Hotty - He's not the same as when he was with Grandmaster & Rikishi
2. Funaki
3. Daivari
4. Nunzio

Group N: Good Divas
1. Trish
2. Lita - Because the wifes of WWE Wresters can breath a sigh of relief knowing their men are safe.
3. Torrie
4. Stacy

Group O: Bad Divas
1. Christy
2. Candice
3. Michelle McCool
4. Sharmell - coz i've got rid of booker, plus she doesnt do much.

Group P: Miscellaneous
1. Doug Basham
2. Danny Basham - does he still wrestle?
3. Ric Flair
4. Coach

Group Q: Announcers
1. JR
2. King - Yes king we know you like PUPPIES!
3. Tazz
4. Cole


*edit* ooh ooh...I just came up with another one. It's good!

Group R: McMahons
1. Vince
2. Linda
3. Shane
4. Steph - She's screwd up Smackdown.

Jackie Pies

Regal has been on tv lately, the Mexicools keep interrupting his matches.
and Funaki was CW champ just earlier this year.

just saying.

bubble monkey

Group A: Super-duper main eventers
1. HHH

Group B: Young main-event caliber stars
1. Batista

Group C: Big, slow upper-mid-carders
4. Booker T

Group D: Small fast upper-mid-carders
1. Chris Benoit

Group E: Up-and-comers
3. Orlando Jordan

Group F: Tag-teams
4. Heartthrobs

Group G: Guys who've been around a while
There's no way I could fire any of these four.

Group H: Mexicools
3. Juventud

Group I: bWo
2. Blue Meanie

Group J: Old jobbers
1. Val Venis

Group K: Young jobbers
1. Tyson Tomko

Group L: Good cruisers
4. Chavo

Group M: Bad cruiers
4. Nunzio

Group N: Good Divas
3. Torrie

Group O: Bad Divas
1. Christy
2. Candice
3. Michelle McCool
4. Sharmell
All of them.

Group P: Miscellaneous
1. Doug Basham or
2. Danny Basham

Group Q: Announcers
2. King

Group R: McMahons
4. Steph

Thundercat

Group A: Super-duper main eventers
1. HHH
2. Undertaker He'll retire soon enough anyways
3. Kurt Angle
4. HBK

Group B: Young main-event caliber stars
1. Batista (he's here because of the shortness to his career)
2. John Cena
3. Edge Just never been much of an edge fan.. the Matt hardy thing has been the first thing he's done thats interested me since his E&C days
4. Randy Orton

Group C: Big, slow upper-mid-carders
1. JBL
2. Kane
3. Big Show
4. Booker T I've just never like Booker, i hate the spinaroonie and i hate it when he does his 5 times deal

Group D: Small fast upper-mid-carders
1. Chris Benoit
2. Eddie Guerrero
3. Chris Jericho he's got fozzy lol he can do that instead.
4. Shelton Benjamin

Group E: Up-and-comers
1. Carlito
2. Chris Masters
3. Orlando Jordan
4. Eugene all the rest with the right gimmick could be in the main event one day... eugene never could be taken seriously in the main event with his gimmick which sucks.

Group F: Tag-teams
1. MNM (including Melina)
2. Superheroes
3. LOD '05
4. Heartthrobs they're just annoying, almost as bad as Conways new gimmick

Group G: Guys who've been around a while
1. RVD
2. Christian
3. Matt Hardy
4. William Regal I havent even seen him in a month or two

Group H: Mexicools
1. Psicosis Juventud seems decent on the mic and Super Crazy was awesome at One night stand so psicosis doesnt stand out to me at all
2. Super Crazy
3. Juventud

Group I: bWo
1. Big Stevie Cool
2. Blue Meanie had to pick one
3. Nova

Group J: Old jobbers
1. Val Venis
2. Hardcore Holly
3. Viscera why wasnt he fired a long time ago?
4. Al Snow

Group K: Young jobbers
1. Tyson Tomko do i need a reason? wish i could get rid of Tomko AND snitsky tho
2. Snitsky
3. Rene Dupree
4. Rob Conway

Group L: Good cruisers
1. Paul London
2. Tajiri
3. Rey Mysterio
4. Chavo the Kerwin deal sucks

Group M: Bad cruisers
1. Scotty 2 Hotty just seems like the odd one out.
2. Funaki
3. Daivari
4. Nunzio

Group N: Good Divas
1. Trish
2. Lita
3. Torrie meh
4. Stacy

Group O: Bad Divas
1. Christy
2. Candice
3. Michelle McCool
4. Sharmell i'd like to fire them all.

Group P: Miscellaneous
1. Doug Basham either basham doesnt matter
2. Danny Basham
3. Ric Flair
4. Coach

Group Q: Announcers
1. JR
2. King i'm just sick of him
3. Tazz
4. Cole

Group R: McMahons
1. Vince
2. Linda
3. Shane
4. Steph its better to get rid of any chance of her ever being back on TV

"Drugs are for the weak"

thirty7

Good thread D, this should be fun

Group A: Super-duper main eventers
1. HHH
2. Undertaker - I enjoy all of these guys but I think Taker's closest to retirement.
3. Kurt Angle
4. HBK

Group B: Young main-event caliber stars
1. Batista (he's here because of the shortness to his career)
2. John Cena
3. Edge - I....don't like him!
4. Randy Orton

Group C: Big, slow upper-mid-carders
1. JBL
2. Kane
3. Big Show
4. Booker T - Boring and stale, in my eyes

Group D: Small fast upper-mid-carders
1. Chris Benoit
2. Eddie Guerrero
3. Chris Jericho - Although he'd be sorely missed, Jericho has accomplished everything he wants to, so I'd let him focus on Fozzy, who are actually pretty good
4. Shelton Benjamin

Group E: Up-and-comers
1. Carlito
2. Chris Masters
3. Orlando Jordan - I like the other three way too much
4. Eugene

Group F: Tag-teams
1. MNM (including Melina)
2. Superheroes
3. LOD '05
4. Heartthrobs - Can't vote out Heidenreich

Group G: Guys who've been around a while
1. RVD
2. Christian
3. Matt Hardy - This was the toughest catergory by a mile. I guess you could let Hardy have his "revenge match" then cut him off again. Although he'll probably become some big star now
4. William Regal

Group H: Mexicools
1. Psicosis
2. Super Crazy
3. Juventud - Personally I want to fire all of them

Group I: bWo
1. Big Stevie Cool
2. Blue Meanie - Belongs on the Jerry Springer Show, not Smackdown. Although i can see how he got them confused
3. Nova

Group J: Old jobbers
1. Val Venis
2. Hardcore Holly
3. Viscera - I really hate Hardcore Holly, but I really really hate Viscera
4. Al Snow

Group K: Young jobbers
1. Tyson Tomko
2. Snitsky
3. Rene Dupree - Because it's the Con way
4. Rob Conway

Group L: Good cruisers
1. Paul London
2. Tajiri - Doing nothing at the moment
3. Rey Mysterio
4. Chavo

Group M: Bad cruisers
1. Scotty 2 Hotty - Too late to be repackaged
2. Funaki
3. Daivari
4. Nunzio

Group N: Good Divas
1. Trish
2. Lita
3. Torrie - I can't see how she was put in "good divas". She does nothing, although i guess she doesn't have to
4. Stacy

Group O: Bad Divas
1. Christy
2. Candice
3. Michelle McCool
4. Sharmell - Send her on her way with Booker

Group P: Miscellaneous
1. Doug Basham
2. Danny Basham
3. Ric Flair - I hate Ric Flair
4. Coach

Group Q: Announcers
1. JR
2. King - Not funny anymore
3. Tazz
4. Cole

Group R: McMahons
1. Vince
2. Linda - Rarely gets used anyways
3. Shane
4. Steph

I wish my sex life was like ECW, first you get a One Night Stand followed by 2 months of nostalgic orgasms and then 6 months of constant sucking.

Crockerinho

Wrestling Moderator

Group A: Super-duper main eventers
1. HHH
2. Undertaker
3. Kurt Angle
4. HBK

As much as I love the guy I have to pick Taker just because he'spart time as it is

Group B: Young main-event caliber stars
1. Batista (he's here because of the shortness to his career)
2. John Cena
3. Edge
4. Randy Orton

Another tough one I pick Batista because I onjly see him as a short term fix

Group C: Big, slow upper-mid-carders
1. JBL
2. Kane
3. Big Show
4. Booker T

Big Show he's had enough chances

Group D: Small fast upper-mid-carders
1. Chris Benoit
2. Eddie Guerrero
3. Chris Jericho
4. Shelton Benjamin

I dont think Y2J's heart is in it as much as it used to be so I pick him

Group E: Up-and-comers
1. Carlito
2. Chris Masters
3. Orlando Jordan
4. Eugene

Orlando easy choice

Group F: Tag-teams
1. MNM (including Melina)
2. Superheroes
3. LOD '05
4. Heartthrobs

LOD' 05 It will be over within 2 months anyway

Group G: Guys who've been around a while
1. RVD
2. Christian
3. Matt Hardy
4. William Regal

Got to go with my fellow countryman Regal on this one

Group H: Mexicools
1. Psicosis
2. Super Crazy
3. Juventud

Juvi is always likely to cause trouble so I pick him

Group I: bWo
1. Big Stevie Cool
2. Blue Meanie
3. Nova

Blue Meanie cant wrestle so I choose him

Group J: Old jobbers
1. Val Venis
2. Hardcore Holly
3. Viscera
4. Al Snow

Hardcore purely becxause he is an arrogant bully

Group K: Young jobbers
1. Tyson Tomko
2. Snitsky
3. Rene Dupree
4. Rob Conway

Tomko just plain sucks

Group L: Good cruisers
1. Paul London
2. Tajiri
3. Rey Mysterio
4. Chavo

Chavo no reason other than I prefer the other 3

Group M: Bad cruisers
1. Scotty 2 Hotty
2. Funaki
3. Daivari
4. Nunzio

Scotty is a wreck these days so he goes

Group N: Good Divas
1. Trish
2. Lita
3. Torrie
4. Stacy

Stacy contributes nothing

Group O: Bad Divas
1. Christy
2. Candice
3. Michelle McCool
4. Sharmell

Sharmell for me

Group P: Miscellaneous
1. Doug Basham
2. Danny Basham
3. Ric Flair
4. Coach

Doug Basham cos Danny is slightly better

Group Q: Announcers
1. JR
2. King
3. Tazz
4. Cole

Easy choice Bye Bye King


*edit* ooh ooh...I just came up with another one. It's good!

Group R: McMahons
1. Vince
2. Linda
3. Shane
4. Steph
Linda cant work on TV so adios

Starscream

My Cuts by Group
Group A: Super-duper main eventers
2. Undertaker (hes old)

Group B: Young main-event caliber stars
3. Edge (I hate edge)

Group C: Big, slow upper-mid-carders
4. Booker T (hes washed up)

Group D: Small fast upper-mid-carders
2. Eddie Guerrero (etremely tough decision, sorry eddie)

Group E: Up-and-comers
4. Eugene (ur gimmick sucks... get lost)

Group F: Tag-teams
4. Heartthrobs ( i dont know why WWE keeps trying the gay tag team gimmick... they overdue the gayness factor...)

Group G: Guys who've been around a while
4. William Regal (out of all them, regal is least entertaining)

Group H: Mexicools
2. Super Crazy (ne one but Juvi)

Group I: bWo
2. Blue Meanie (hes gross)

Group J: Old jobbers
3. Viscera

Group K: Young jobbers
2. Snitsky

Group L: Good cruisers
1. Paul London

Group M: Bad cruisers
1. Scotty 2 Hotty (creator of the WORST finisher of all-time)

Group N: Good Divas
2. Lita (one word... manface)

Group O: Bad Divas
4. Sharmell (y is she on tv?)

Group P: Miscellaneous
1. Doug Basham
2. Danny Basham (who cares about either one... cut em both)


Group Q: Announcers
2. King (god i hate him)

Group R: McMahons
2. Linda (all the rest r cool... linda is not)

The Problem Solver

Group A: Super-duper main eventers
1. HHH
2. Undertaker - Great in the past. Jaded now.
3. Kurt Angle
4. HBK

Group B: Young main-event caliber stars
1. Batista
2. John Cena
3. Edge ---------- Complete Twat
4. Randy Orton

Group C: Big, slow upper-mid-carders
1. JBL -------------- Bigger complete twat
2. Kane
3. Big Show
4. Booker T

Group D: Small fast upper-mid-carders ------ NONE OF THESE!!!!
1. Chris Benoit
2. Eddie Guerrero
3. Chris Jericho
4. Shelton Benjamin

Group E: Up-and-comers
1. Carlito
2. Chris Masters
3. Orlando Jordan
4. Eugene ----------- Turd, old , short life span

Group F: Tag-teams
1. MNM (including Melina)
2. Superheroes
3. LOD '05
4. Heartthrobs - Their crap enough said.

Group G: Guys who've been around a while
1. RVD
2. Christian
3. Matt Hardy
4. William Regal - Not great like the other 3

Group H: Mexicools
1. Psicosis ---------- Not a fan
2. Super Crazy
3. Juventud .

Group I: bWo
1. Big Stevie Cool
2. Blue Meanie - --------Fat Turd
3. Nova

Group J: Old jobbers
1. Val Venis ------------- Boring
2. Hardcore Holly ----------- Complete Twat
3. Viscera
4. Al Snow

Group K: Young jobbers --------- None of these
1. Tyson Tomko -.
2. Snitsky
3. Rene Dupree
4. Rob Conway

Group L: Good cruisers -------- None of these
1. Paul London
2. Tajiri
3. Rey Mysterio
4. Chavo

Group M: Bad cruisers ----------ALL of these waste of spaces
1. Scotty 2 Hotty
2. Funaki
3. Daivari
4. Nunzio

Group N: Good Divas
1. Trish
2. Lita
3. Torrie
4. Stacy

Group O: Bad Divas --------- ALL
1. Christy
2. Candice
3. Michelle McCool
4. Sharmell .

Group P: Miscellaneous ----- All except Flair
1. Doug Basham
2. Danny Basham
3. Ric Flair
4. Coach

Group Q: Announcers
1. JR
2. King ------- Tit
3. Tazz
4. Cole


*edit* ooh ooh...I just came up with another one. It's good!

Group R: McMahons ------- All except Vince
1. Vince
2. Linda
3. Shane
4. Steph

Knyte

Group A: Super-duper main eventers
1. HHH
2. Undertaker (Retired)
3. Kurt Angle
4. HBK

Group B: Young main-event caliber stars
1. Batista
2. John Cena
3. Edge
4. Randy Orton (Fired)

Group C: Big, slow upper-mid-carders
1. JBL (Fired, Then shot, then thrown into a bag with a rock, and tossed into the river.)
2. Kane
3. Big Show
4. Booker T

Group D: Small fast upper-mid-carders
(Ouch....Not a fair group to choose from, they are all good!)
1. Chris Benoit
2. Eddie Guerrero (Fired. Least long term potential)
3. Chris Jericho
4. Shelton Benjamin

Group E: Up-and-comers
1. Carlito
2. Chris Masters
3. Orlando Jordan (Fired)
4. Eugene

Group F: Tag-teams
1. MNM (including Melina)
2. Superheroes
3. LOD '05 (Fired)
4. Heartthrobs

Group G: Guys who've been around a while
1. RVD
2. Christian
3. Matt Hardy
4. William Regal (Retired)

Group H: Mexicools
1. Psicosis (Fired)
2. Super Crazy
3. Juventud

Group I: bWo
1. Big Stevie Cool (Fired)
2. Blue Meanie
3. Nova

Group J: Old jobbers
1. Val Venis
2. Hardcore Holly
3. Viscera (Fired)
4. Al Snow

Group K: Young jobbers
1. Tyson Tomko (Goat boy = Fired)
2. Snitsky
3. Rene Dupree
4. Rob Conway

Group L: Good cruisers
1. Paul London
2. Tajiri
3. Rey Mysterio
4. Chavo (Fired, not like they are doing much with him anyway)

Group M: Bad cruisers
1. Scotty 2 Hotty
2. Funaki
3. Daivari (Fired)
4. Nunzio

Group N: Good Divas
1. Trish
2. Lita
3. Torrie (Fired)
4. Stacy

Group O: Bad Divas
1. Christy
2. Candice (Fired)
3. Michelle McCool
4. Sharmell

Group P: Miscellaneous
1. Doug Basham
2. Danny Basham (Fired)
3. Ric Flair
4. Coach

Group Q: Announcers
1. JR
2. King (Retired)
3. Tazz
4. Cole


*edit* ooh ooh...I just came up with another one. It's good!

Group R: McMahons
1. Vince
2. Linda
3. Shane
4. Steph (Banned from ever touching anything wresting again)

"The Fire Still Burns!!!"
youtube.com/watch?v=4WXTI20W-ms

BackLash

Group A: Super-duper main eventers
1. HHH
2. Undertaker
3. Kurt Angle - It pains me not to say Triple H, but Kurt's had neck problems since the Olympics in '96, he won't be able to take too much more of this after 2009.
4. HBK

Group B: Young main-event caliber stars
1. Batista
2. John Cena - Once he's famous enough he'll try to branch away from the WWE, it's happend before with mixed results.
3. Edge
4. Randy Orton

Group C: Big, slow upper-mid-carders
1. JBL
2. Kane - Once the mask came off, the gimmick became stale.
3. Big Show
4. Booker T

Group D: Small fast upper-mid-carders
1. Chris Benoit
2. Eddie Guerrero - He couldn't handle being champion before, he won't make it for another title run, even though Jericho's a close second here.
3. Chris Jericho
4. Shelton Benjamin

Group E: Up-and-comers
1. Carlito
2. Chris Masters - He has no chance after Big Show brakes the master lock. Once that gimmick is over, he'll become deadweight.
3. Orlando Jordan
4. Eugene

Group F: Tag-teams
1. MNM (including Melina)
2. Superheroes - I hate to say it, but compared to the other three teams, they are quite dated and are in jobber status.
3. LOD '05
4. Heartthrobs

Group G: Guys who've been around a while
1. RVD
2. Christian
3. Matt Hardy
4. William Regal - With all due respect, Regal needs a desk job compared to these three.

Group H: Mexicools
1. Psicosis - He's second tier compared to Juvi and Super Crazy
2. Super Crazy
3. Juventud

Group I: bWo
1. Big Stevie Cool - Generic.
2. Blue Meanie
3. Nova

Group J: Old jobbers
1. Val Venis
2. Hardcore Holly
3. Viscera - For the sole fact that he ripped off the "Sexual Chocolate" gimmick.
4. Al Snow

Group K: Young jobbers
1. Tyson Tomko - Without Chritstain, he's useless.
2. Snitsky
3. Rene Dupree
4. Rob Conway

Group L: Good cruisers
1. Paul London - With the WWE banning the more dangorus high risk moves, Paul London is boring as hell.
2. Tajiri
3. Rey Mysterio
4. Chavo

Group M: Bad cruisers
1. Scotty 2 Hotty - GM Sexay and Rikishi are gone and his gimmick is played out.
2. Funaki
3. Daivari
4. Nunzio

Group N: Good Divas
1. Trish
2. Lita
3. Torrie - Completley useless and a run in the mil blonde.
4. Stacy

Group O: Bad Divas
1. Christy
2. Candice - Who?
3. Michelle McCool
4. Sharmell

Group P: Miscellaneous
1. Doug Basham
2. Danny Basham
3. Ric Flair - Hang it up Naich, I know you want to.
4. Coach

Group Q: Announcers
1. JR
2. King
3. Tazz
4. Cole - I like him, but he's Cole, meaning his job isn't as nearly as safe as the thother three.

Group R: McMahons
1. Vince
2. Linda - Linda stinks on the mic and she's barely ever there anyway.
3. Shane
4. Steph