You know you're addicted to wrestling when.........

thirty7

...you offer a picture of a wrestler to a hairdresser as a template.

It didn't happen intentionally, but as I left for the hairdresser I wasn't sure exactly how I wanted it. So i took in a picture of Christian from one of my Raw magazines and it ended up getting cut like his. Sad, but true

I wish my sex life was like ECW, first you get a One Night Stand followed by 2 months of nostalgic orgasms and then 6 months of constant sucking.

Erin

Monk's First Lady

I got my hair done for a shoot, and I needed a half updo, so I just brought in a pic of Trish at the MMVA's. (See below).

What can I say, Trish has great hair.

Steveo

When at work at Office Max I dream of spearing old people who walk through the door cause I know they will have a retarted question.

HellKat

When the company throws a "Mardi Gras" celebration and you come to the office dressed up as Lita w/Women's Title and all. Don't have the pics yet from the party.

Support Your Local Indy Wrestling - BITCH!!

Peetsy

When you start cutting Steve Austin style "What?" promos on inept bar staff when drunk, all the time thinking you are piss your pants funny but in reality just edging yourself towards getting barred.

Knyte

You make your employees play a particular song when you enter the building and are standing by each side of the door holding sparklers, while you pose.

And yes, I did that once....

.....Don't ask......

It was a really, reallly slow day at work........

"The Fire Still Burns!!!"
youtube.com/watch?v=4WXTI20W-ms

Dr. Giganto

I remember there was a long e-mail with like 100 "You know you're addicted to wrestling if..." things.

The only one I remember (because it was sooooo true) was: "You know you're addicted to wrestling if every time you see a table, you wonder what it would take to put someone through it"

Tyler Durden

That was on here before. Someone less lazy than me may find it!!

Mikk

WC's Sexy Beast

When you make mental lists of objects on your desk that could be used in a hardcore match and how you would use them.

The Half Boy

When you lift your workmate on your shoulder and proceed to avalanche him off freezer's and crewroom doors, then Au Revoir him in the kitchen...

Tomorrow's Just An Excuse Away,
So I Pull My Collar Up And Face The Cold, On My Own.
The Earth Laughs Beneath My Heavy Feet,
At The Blasphemy In My Old Jangly Walk.