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Old 05-10-2005, 01:56 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Immobile in ring
Cheese nachos with Lillian
New heavyweight champ


Long gone is Mabel
Sexual chocolate lives!
Man on a mission


Feel the sultry heat
Its not from the audience
Human pheremone


Ah, the poetry just flows with Big'ol Vis for inspiration!

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Old 05-10-2005, 01:59 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Vis Is The Man!!!!!!!!!
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Old 05-10-2005, 02:00 PM   #3 (permalink)
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On a date with Trish
Looking over the menu
Orders one whole page

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Old 05-10-2005, 02:01 PM   #4 (permalink)
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(snaps fingers like a beatnik and drinks espresso)

Cool man...diggin that Vis!

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Old 05-10-2005, 03:12 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Wears a hefty bag
Cant wrestle to save his life
His name is Big Vis

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Old 05-10-2005, 04:41 PM   #6 (permalink)
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I feel moved again:

Ship Vis to Smackdown
New Cruiserweight champion
He eats Spike Dudley

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Old 05-11-2005, 01:20 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Man On A Mission
Fluke win, he's King of the Ring
Forgotten, now back

Why does Viscera
On my television set
Make me miss Snitsky?

Y2J The King Of The World's Top 5 On...
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TNA
1. Christian Cage / 2. A.J. Styles / 3. Christopher Daniels / 4. Samoa Joe / 5. The Truth
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SMACKDOWN
1. Ken Kennedy / 2. Batista / 3. Bobby Lashley / 4. King Booker / 5. Matt Hardy
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RAW
1. Edge / 2. Shawn Michaels / 3. Triple H / 4. Shelton Benjamin / 5. Carlito
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ECW
1. Kurt Angle / 2. Rob Van Dam / 3. Sabu / 4. Sandman / 5. Tommy Dreamer
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Old 05-11-2005, 01:26 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Nicely done!

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Old 05-11-2005, 02:42 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Hahahaha this thread is fucking rad.
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Old 05-11-2005, 03:07 AM   #10 (permalink)
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A mountain of fat
Wears trash bag, sports white mohawk
Helllllo there ladies!!!

A puddle of blond
Trish squashed dead into mattress
Should have been on top

Has more width than height
Gets winded from licking stamps
Why do I like him?
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