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Old 05-10-2005, 09:54 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Wrestler's Jobs

What would wrestlers based on their characters do if they didn't wrestle?

Undertaker - in the name

Val Venis - obviously a porn star

Eddie Guerrero - Street Racer or Criminal

Gene Snitsky - Babysitter

Stacy Keibler - Barbie doll

Edge - Divorce lawyer

Simon Dean- Working for one of them shopping channels


(And last but not least)
HHH = Unemployed (He doesn't do "jobs".)
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Old 05-10-2005, 09:58 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Undertaker - gas station attendant

Val Venis - car salesman

Eddie Guerrero - Customer Service Rep

Gene Snitsky - repair man

Edge - dentist

Stacy Keibler - porno

Edge - dentist

Simon Dean- accountant


(And last but not least)
HHH = toilet paper maker
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Old 05-10-2005, 09:59 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Bouchie
Undertaker - gas station attendant

Val Venis - car salesman

Eddie Guerrero - Customer Service Rep

Gene Snitsky - repair man

Edge - dentist

Stacy Keibler - porno

Edge - dentist

Simon Dean- accountant


(And last but not least)
HHH = toilet paper maker
You didnt have to pick the same guys as me!!
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Old 05-10-2005, 10:00 AM   #4 (permalink)
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And you didn't have to pick Edge twice but I didn't bitch about it.
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Old 05-10-2005, 10:07 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Matt Hardy - Computer Programmer

Jim Ross - Sooners Cheerleader

Shawn Michaels - Priest

Hulk Hogan - Mild-mannered News reporter

Shannon Moore - Sixth Member of Good Charlotte

Paul London - Doing university speeches that are derogatory against homosexuals and people from the Middle-East

Heidenreich - Shakespearean Scholar

Triple H - Stephen Saunders

Lita - Part of a group of friends including Paris Hilton

Kane - Children's Party Entertainer

Christian - Prime Minister

I wish my sex life was like ECW, first you get a One Night Stand followed by 2 months of nostalgic orgasms and then 6 months of constant sucking.
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Old 05-10-2005, 10:11 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Big Show, Viscera & Mark Henry - Cheeseburger tasters

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Old 05-10-2005, 12:49 PM   #7 (permalink)
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I would say Snitsky and Heidenreich would be making buddy comedies.
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