Tyler Durden

WC Hall Of Famer

"The Dudleys have more in common with The Bushwhackers than just their outfits" - Edge

"Calm discussion to solve problems rules" - Christian

"As far as hitting you in the head with a sledgehammer Undertaker, I'm really sorry about that. I mean, I thought the
singing telegram I sent this week was pretty clear on that" - Kurt Angle

"Be nice to me or you won't get a future XFL Franchise" - Vince McMahon

"Look at Tazz, he was a killer, he was a wrestler. Now he's a fat little obnoxious colour commentator, and not
even a good one" - Paul Heyman

"Kevin Nash knows three moves....but he does them very well" - Scott Hudson

"Jericho how does it feel to have your face have the crap totally slapped out of it by Stephanie?" - Edge
"Yeah Chris, you have to admit that was totally slaptastic" - Christian

"Who's booking this crap? Rock against Billy Gunn...Rock against Gangrel. Next week they'll be having The Rock
lay the smackdown on The Brooklyn Brawler" - The Rock

"But it's not the size of the fight in the dog, it's the size of the fight....erm, the dog in the fight...I think I said it right" Tazz

"Sweet and sour, like an ice-cold shower" - Kurt Angle rapping to Booker T

"This handicap match has turned into a 2 on 1 affair" - Michael Cole

"Goldust and RVD went at each other at No Way Out for almost 30 minutes" - Jerry Lawler commenting on the 11 minute and
7 second match

"I bought you a box of your stuff and, since it's your box, appropriately....it's quite large" - HHH to Stephanie

"Just like the lion roars and the chicken clucks, it's a simple fact of life, X-Pac sucks" - Kane

"We have great performers back there that are second to none and I don't want to keep them off camera another minute" - Ric
Flair right at the beginning of an 18 minute rant

"A 6 and a 9, whats that equal...14?" - Tazz

"Booker T kicking out with what he's got left" - JR a mere 19 seconds after the opening bell

"Scott Steiner is nothing but a jacked up piece of trash" - All natural athlete HHH

"What makes you think your job is so secure" - Eric Bischoff to Stephanie McMahon

"Last night I went 30 minutes with Freakzilla.....and by the end of it I had made him look so bad" - HHH's most honest comments ever

"You are in so much trouble...you've been making fun out of Goldberg for years" - The Rock to Gillberg

"Billy Gunn's 6 foot 5 inches and he's got Jamie Noble by 2 inches. Noble's like 5 foot 11 I guess" - Tazz

"You know a lot of farmers cattle with Cadillacs" - Tazz
"What are you talking about" - Michael Cole

"Back in Jacksonville with four words....I want a Nitro Girl" - Tony Schiavone

"The Rock says they don't keep you (HHH) at the bottom of the barrel because you wanted to say goodbye to you roody poo
friends in MSG, no, The Rock says they kept you at the bottom of the barrel because you absolutely suck" - The Rock

"If The Rock hit's you he'll kill you, if he misses the wind behind the punch will give you pneumonia and you'll die anyway" - The Rock

"Not the ring steps. They weight about 400-500lbs" - Tazz

"I'm not saying this in a bad way, but Vince McMahon has two legs" - Tazz

"You see Zach Gowen favouring his right leg. The one Mr McMahon worked over on Sunday" - Michael Cole

"Whats the most spontaneous thing you've ever done" - Goldust
"There was this one time I returned a video without rewinding it" - Lance Storm

"Your broadcasters are a cowboy and a king. What is this....The Village People" - Jonathan Coachman

"Show, you have caused me more pain and suffering than anyone else...just from your body odour alone" - Kurt Angle

"Big Show, Irish whip across the ring to Bradshaw" - Michael Cole
"Big Show's Irish?" - Tazz

"You call yourself The Nature Boy, which raises a question. What exactly is a Nature Boy? Do you like nature?
Do you like boys? Don't answer that" - Stone Cold

"You are without doubt the most talented performer in our business today" - Shawn Michaels to X-Pac

"Big Show, the NWO never told you did they, what happened to your father" - Goldust
"Man, don't you know my father's dead?" - Big Show
"Big Show...I am your father" - Goldust (just seconds before striking him with a plastic light sabre)

"Considering the ignorance of American youth, you probably think Independence Day is when Will Smith saved
the world from a bunch of aliens" - Christian

"Brock Lesnar former NCAA Champion. Whoopdydamndo, I was winning NCAA championships when you were
playing Hungry Hippos buster" - Kurt Angle

"Just the thought of you as a credible and believable champion is even more ridiculously enhanced than your breasts" - Chris Jericho to Chyna

"Vince has the title belt, the ref is down and we're nowhere near Montreal" - JR

"I'm not as dumb as I look" - Sid Vicious

"I have half the brain that you do" - Sid Vicious

"Flair you talk big stuff. Why don't you show everyone your puppies" - Curt Hennig

"I'm no longer the heartbreak kid...." Shawn Michaels whilst wearing an HBK shirt

"New Jersey is in dire need of a hero. Hold on a second....Bon Jovi doesn't count" - Kurt Angle

"Meng always struck me as a very angry Lionel Ritchie" - Mark Madden

"I have a lot of retarded fans out there" - Kurt Angle

"You're not the only good looking guy in this group" - Perry Saturn to Eddie Guerrero

"It takes a good man to beat Viscera....it just doesn't take him long" - Michael Hayes

"Earl Hebner lets his 12 year old daughter smoke in front of her kids" - Jerry Lawler

"I'd offer you a beer, but I've only got six" APA's Bradshaw

"If your Olympic hero used the worm in the 1996 Olympic Games, it would have been so embarassing to the all the other athletes in our
country that the USA would have finished behind Guam" - Kurt Angle

"The Godfather, moving around like a Cruiserweight" - JR

"I used to think the only good thing that came our of Canada was maple syrup and Michael J Fox" - Kurt Angle

"I sense some serious sucktial overtones happening here" - Christian

"Undertaker...American Bad Ass....I will prove to everyone that you are what you say you are. Both bad...and an ass" Kurt Angle

"Undertaker...If that is your real name" - Kurt Angle

"Every fan around the world wants to see The Harris Twins against Kronic" - Tony Schiavone

"There is no way we are ruining our "undefeated against The Rock in Kentucky" streak" - Edge

"As always we brought a little hi-octane coolosity with us" - Christian

"What kind of world do we live in when The Gobbledygooker has a Wrestlemania opponent and I don't" - Kurt Angle

"The Rock knows the history of the WCW title and that it can be traced back to Frank Gotch, Lou Thesz, Ricky Steamboat and
whooo Ric Flair. The Rock also knows that in recent years the WCW title has gone to DDP, Booker T, the guy from Scream 2,
the dog from Married With Children. Shane this title is just like your sister. Everyone gets a turn" - The Rock

"If you say your last name immediately after your first name it sounds like "just incredible". Get it?" - Kurt Angle to Justin Credible

"Unless Booker T got real short and real fat real fast, you ain't Booker T" - Stone Cold to Tazz

"Mr McMahon is very very wily" - JR
"Is he a coyote?" - Paul Heyman

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"I tore my quad this morning and I'm fine, Im here jumping around" -Kurt Angle

"Maybe the Undertaker wants to ride around the arena one more time because it gives him that.... Funny Feeling" - The Rock.

CAN YOU MAKE THAT HIP HOP KONEXION?

thirty7

Mick Foley: "In 15 years I was in the wrestling businss, multi-time WWF Champion, I never had my own dressing room"
Christian: "That's because you always wrestled in what you were wearing"
Foley: "Good point"

I wish my sex life was like ECW, first you get a One Night Stand followed by 2 months of nostalgic orgasms and then 6 months of constant sucking.

Zar

"There is no way we are ruining our "undefeated against The Rock in Kentucky" streak" - Edge

I miss that Edge, he was great, remember when he gave Christian the speech about character development, who was he fooling?

Erin

Monk's First Lady

"I'd be jealous too, if my cousin was Saturday morning cartoon character superstar Elroy Jetson.
Chris Jericho to Hardcore Holly

"Y2J has an 'I' of his own. 'I' wish that you would shut the hell up!"
Chris Jericho to Kurt Angle

"Where the hell is Samoa? Do you know? Does anybody know?"
Eddie Guerrero, referring to Rikishi's homeland

K Jay

Kurt`s lines are classic and i didnt realise just how dumb tazz could be

realhiphop

"by the time Iron Shiek gets to the ring it'll be wrestlemania 37" Bobby Heenan

"Why dont u say what if you like to sleep with your own sister" followed by the whole crowd chanting what - Undertaker.

CAN YOU MAKE THAT HIP HOP KONEXION?

realhiphop

"oh and by the way people your not 7 yrs old anymore lose the freakin cowboy hats" - Kurt Angle

"the kids love him" unintentional but funny nonetheless in regards to infamous gooker - Roddy Piper

"me and Billy G love to kick it doggystyle, but not with each other" - Road Dogg

"me and Billy G kick that shiznit doggystyle, with all your mommas" - Road Dogg

"nice tie, 13 cents" The Rock.

CAN YOU MAKE THAT HIP HOP KONEXION?

Tommy 2 Slow

Formerly Narc

Great thread Bulldog lol. I don't know if anyone posted this (I haven't read them all), but it's one of my faves.
Christian: Edge look at this, kazoos and streamers!
Edge: Ohhh streamers rule, long live the stream!
Christian: Yeah, and long live the zoo!

HellKat

"Admit it Lilian, The Rock makes you wet... with perspiration." Lilian interviewing Rock.

"You've got a man beast, and a hosebeast. You've got the gore and the whore!" Y2J to Stephanie & Rhyno.

"The Crock just came from the bathroom and whooo... you should've smelled what the Crock was bakin!" Triple H mocking The Rock.

"And you know why the Heartbreak Kid doesn't lay down for anybody... cause he's always bending over!" HBK being mocked by Jason Sensation (DX 2nd Corporation Skit)

X-Pac (as Shamrock): "Aaaaaaah!! All this talk about asses is putting me in the zone, it's five-knuckle shuffle time!"
HHH: "The Crock thinks Kenny should switch to decaf!"

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