Paul Heymans promo, word for word, from One Nite Stand 2005

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(Paul Heyman enters the ring, with visible tears in his eyes listening to the crowd)

(“Thank You Paul� Chants from the crowd…)

(Heyman looks very emotional…)

(More “ECW� Chants from the crowd…)

Paul Heyman: “I want you to know that I’m not crying…my eyes are red because I was in the back smoking a joint with Van Dam…"

Paul Heyman: "I have a need in my heart to thank Tod Gordon for giving me the chance to be creative and book for you crazy bastards. I have a need to thank that man Ron Buffone and his partner Charlie Bruzzese (sic) for sticking with us and sitting in a TV Studio and building that TV show for you…you are the craziest bastards I have ever met in my life…I love every one of you."

(Crowd starts to chant “Paul E.�)

Paul Heyman: “And I was gonna take the high road and just say thank you and leave…�

Mick Foley (on commentary): “Don’t take the high road Paul…�

Paul Heyman: “…but I have something to say to you! (points to the WWE contingency in the balcony) You see…I’ve waited a long time to say this to you…Eric Bischoff! But in case you don’t notice…it’s not Paul Heyman with his tail between his legs going to a WCW PPV…YOU ARE IN OUR HOUSE…BITCH!�

(Crowd cheers and chants “ECW�)

Paul Heyman: “Oh wait a minute… wait a minute… wait a minute…hide your wives…it’s Edge!�

(Crowd begins to chant “You Screwed Matt� to Edge as he reacts with a laugh and starts drinking his beer)

Paul Heyman: “Now Edge…I know nobody with a written promo has the balls to say this to you but…I have two words for you…MATT-FREAKIN’-HARDY!�

(Crowd Erupts in a massive pop and starts chanting “We Want Matt!� as Edge does a spit take with his beer)

Paul Heyman: “Well, with that…I almost forgot about you! Mr. Shoot Promo himself…bounced Checks…ECW went out of business...Hey John…On a personal note…from all of us just to you…since you want to shoot cowboy…the only reason you were WWE Champion for a year, is because Triple H didn’t want to work Tuesdays…�

(JBL mocks Heyman by imitating Redd Foxx telling Elizabeth that he’s coming to heaven with a heart attack as the crowd erupts in approval)

Paul Heyman: “Now one more time for old times sakes…right there so the whole world can see us…this ain’t WCW…this ain’t Monday Night RAW…this ain’t SmackDown!...this ain’t even WWE…this my friends…is E-C-F***ING-W!!�

(Crowd chants “ECW� as Paul Heyman exits the Hammerstein Ballroom)



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Hopefully another one is in line this year. That promo and rvds were the tewo best in a long time of wwe tv.

NWOOO-Joe!

yeah i loved that promo, ECW will be awesome this year!!