AudioSavior

Service moon hehehe.

Lou

I totally agree on this one, WWE used to be a lot more fun when it didn't take itself that seriously and would poke fun of itself. I mean, how can you when you have a porn star in the ring wrestling a fire victim wearing a mask? Those were some fun times.

Anyways, on topic, I can't remember the promo word for word but it was when a rookie Angle was bitching about giving up the Olympics to wrestle in WWF. He turned to the Godfather who was at ring side, "And would someone explain to me why I am wrestling a pimp?" Godfather just looked around like "What? What did I do?"

And another time when a heel Angle whining about being forced to wrestle in a hardcore match or something by the Commissioner - "This is insane, and when is it going to stop? I guess no one cares about the safefy of the wrestlers anymore. Oh I know, why don't we have a submission match, that takes place in a tank full of sharks? And to win the match one guy has to feed the other guy to a shark, and then make the shark tap out. Yeah, why don't we just do that?"

Angle on Mark Henry porking Mae Young - "What you did may have taken a lot of intensity, but it had no integrity or intelligence whatsoever!"

The Dude

LOL man reading these promos has me cracking up.

*sigh* I miss the good ol' days when wrestling was FUN to watch.

When you see Jerusalem being surrounded by armies, you will know that its desolation is near. Then let those who are in Judea flee to the mountains, let those in the country not enter the city. For this is the time of punishment in fullfillment of all that has been written. How dreadful it will be in those days for pregnant women and nursing mothers! There will be great distress in the land and wrath against this people. They will fall by the sword and be taken as prisoners to all nations. Jerusalem will be trampled on by the Gentiles until the times of the Gentiles are fulfilled.
...At that time they will see the Son of Man coming in a cloud with power and great glory. When these things begin to take place, stand up and lift up your heads, because your redemption is drawing near.
Luke 21:20-28

Dr. Giganto

I also remember Angle once saying to Godfather:

"I will not stand by, and watch you parade around your filth, and debauchery. Oh yes...debauchery"

3D

"So, for the benefit of those with flash photo-graphy..!" Man, I forgot how classic E+C were. They rocked.

I forgot about the NAO's old "Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls..." promos.. they rocked.

Mr D, that Christian line slayed me too. She actually laughed at it too, which is what made it so classic. Christian still rules.. good ol' Captain Charisma.

3D. Wrestling Clique, Monksdiner, JimmyVan and KnowYourNews' Crafty Old Veteran.

Bouchie

The DX parody of The Nation remains the funniest thing I ever saw in WWE.

Mizark Henry (played by X-Pac) - "I don't know what you're cooking, smells like sh*t, but I think I'll eat some anyway"

Owen Hart (played by Jason Sensation) - "I tried to be a tough guy, but I just couldn't grow my damn beard in!"

"And what the hell am I doing wearing this ridiculous outfit? I look like a damn road sign!"

Tyler Durden

WC Hall Of Famer

I couldn't help laughing at the irony of Jason Sensation having a huge nose, playing Owen Hart and having Hunter, with the King of all noses, standing behind him laughing

Crockerinho

Wrestling Moderator

You talk about you psalms and your John 3:16, well Austin 3:16 says I just whooped your ass

King Of The Ring 1996

Blitzkrieg

WC Hall Of Famer

Don't blame me, blame the mother fuckers who wrote it.