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Zar · 03-04-2005, 04:09 PM

I liked when Tommy Dreamer hit the two new tough enough kids in the face with the Kendo stick, and then nothing happened after that, way to follow up WWE

Crockerinho · 03-05-2005, 05:54 AM

Late 99 when The Rock n Sock were running wild and the Dudleys had just come in along with Bubba's stutter

It went something like this

Rock: How dare you interupt The Rock with introducing yourself, who are you anyway?

Bubba: We told you we're the D.D.D.D.Dudl...

Rock:I.I.I.I.It doesnt matter who you are?

Also Royal Rumble 2000 Micheal Cole was introducing The Rock backstage

Cole: Who do you see as your biggest threats in the Rumble?

Rock: The Rock thinks he has 2 big threats, number 1 is Crash Holly and threat number 2 is headbanger Mosh, The Rock thinks if he can manage to get past them 2 he may have a chance

K Jay · 03-05-2005, 01:18 PM

Y2J : Im gonna go and give them a taste of Vitiman C (leaves shot)

Christian : hehe my name starts with C too hehe

And when Austin was a heel champ rolling with Vince and he sang Cum by yah

Another Austin singing one when he fought booker in a convineince store and half way thru he picked up a pizza and started "when the moon hits you eye like a big pizza pie......." whack

Mankind turning into Cactus Jack to battle HHH

Dr. Giganto · 03-05-2005, 02:30 PM

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Originally Posted by The Crock

Late 99 when The Rock n Sock were running wild and the Dudleys had just come in along with Bubba's stutter

It went something like this

Rock: How dare you interupt The Rock with introducing yourself, who are you anyway?

Bubba: We told you we're the D.D.D.D.Dudl...

Rock:I.I.I.I.It doesnt matter who you are?

Also Royal Rumble 2000 Micheal Cole was introducing The Rock backstage

Cole: Who do you see as your biggest threats in the Rumble?

Rock: The Rock thinks he has 2 big threats, number 1 is Crash Holly and threat number 2 is headbanger Mosh, The Rock thinks if he can manage to get past them 2 he may have a chance

hahaha. i remeber those two. freaking hysterical

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Another Austin singing one when he fought booker in a convineince store and half way thru he picked up a pizza and started "when the moon hits you eye like a big pizza pie......." whack

In the same thing, he was squirting Booker with a mustard bottle, and he yells "Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?"

One of the most fucked-up things I've heard was when Tazz turned heel and he was shit-talking JR and he said "I would slap you in the face, but it looks like God already did". I was at that show, and everyone in the crowd just gasped in shock

HellKat · 03-05-2005, 06:58 PM

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TThen, when Steph was in the ring with Rhyno and Booker, and Rocky and Jericho came out to mock them. Jericho was feuding with Rhyno at the time.

Jericho: At Summerslam, I'm gonna take care of that greasy, disgusting, vile piece of trash in that ring right there. And then I'm gonna wrestle Rhyno.

Then there was the one when Rock and Jericho kept using each other's catchphrases. That was classic

LMAO!! "Our little Stephanie sure has grown, in two specific places at least... talk about foreign objects... you say let the bodies hit the floor.. I say let the boobies hit the floor... Of course we can discuss this I hear that there's a hooters just around the corner!!"

"The manbeast... and the hosebeast... the GORE and the WHORE!!!"

Also, when DX made fun of the corporation...

Road Dogg (as Vince) - "I am not a sphincter!!"
X-Pac (as Shamrock) - "All of this talk about sphincters is putting me in the zone, it's 5 knuckle shuffle time!!"
HHH (as Rock) - "The Crock thinks Kenny should switch to decaf!"

Lynch · 03-05-2005, 07:03 PM

I think Foley became the best promo man in the biz, no matter what emotion he's expressing it'll come off very sincere, and that's tht gets it over

Blitzkrieg · 03-05-2005, 07:32 PM

Mick Foley on Stephanie McMahon: "For about two and half seconds while I was recovering from a head injury, I found you moderately attractive."

Another Mick Foley Promo: "Mankind doesn't like his testicles grapped by another man..I didn't like it when I was an alter boy, and I didn't like it last week."

The Rock on Shane and Booker T: "Booker T and Shane; The Punk-ass sucka and the service moon Motherfu---!." "Booker T, hair done by a Whoopi and Shane McMahon's still a Pu---!"

And don't forget The Rock N' Sock, Rock this your life promo, including The Rock and his former high school girlfriend. "You cut the rock off!", "Now you want me to take a piece of that poon tang pie?" "Poon tang your ass outta here honey!"

Y2J The King Of The World · 03-07-2005, 12:53 AM

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Ya That was some funny stuff. I find now that the Rock is gone you don't get many "funny" promo's being cut anymore. Even Y2J seems always pissed off and not half as funny as he use to be. They need to start doing these again and get someone great on the mic to fill the void the Rock and Foley created when they left.

I agree with you - Y2J's the man, but he's not as funny as he used to be. I loved it when he'd intentionally mispronounce people's names ("Kirk Angel", etc.). That was great stuff. I think WWE should be a little more light-hearted sometimes. The Rock was great at balancing comedy with seriousness in his character. Jericho used to be better at it than he is now. Edge & Christian were fantastic at it in their heyday (Christian is still good, but nowhere near his level a few years ago).

Dr. Giganto · 03-07-2005, 10:09 AM

Christian to Christy at the Royal Rumble, after seeing her picking out people's numbers: "I see you're really earning your salary tonight"

Tommy 2 Slow · 03-07-2005, 10:27 AM

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The Rock on Shane and Booker T: "Booker T and Shane; The Punk-ass sucka and the service moon Motherfu---!." "Booker T, hair done by a Whoopi and Shane McMahon's still a Pu---!"

Service moon????? I think he said silver spoon, but I could be wrong.