Then there was the one when Rock and Jericho kept using each other's catchphrases. That was classic
Ya That was some funny stuff. I find now that the Rock is gone you don't get many "funny" promo's being cut anymore. Even Y2J seems always pissed off and not half as funny as he use to be. They need to start doing these again and get someone great on the mic to fill the void the Rock and Foley created when they left.
At the risk of Jackie biting my head off, a couple of lines from Cena raps:
From Wrestlemania X9, regarding him battle-rapping Faboluous:
"Its John Cena, thuganomics hot as hell
He's just a bad idea, like the X...F...L"
Before a match with Kenzo, talking about Hiroko:
"I dont do make-up, but I'll help you with the white face"
Also, Tazz's reaction to one of his raps. Cena said something along the lines of "I'll make you eat my feces", and then Tazz just goes "Nice!" I laughed my head off at that
Speaking of Tazz, I used to love when Ernest the Cat Miller was around for like a month, and Tazz used to sing along with his entrance music "Somebody call my mommmmmma! Somebody call my mommmmmma!"
And sepaking of the Cat, he had one of my favorite lines in WCW. It was when Lance Stors did the gimmick when he would play the Canadian national anthem, and the Cat came out and interrupted and said "The only music these people are gonna hear, is my foot bangin on yo ass!!!"
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Hahaha, I absolutely loved that DX parody of The Nation. Jason Sensation as Owen Hart was just gold. Not exact but something like "I'm the only one that can smell what the Rock is cooking, with my nose, I can smell the coffee in Brazil".
They also did one another time about The Corporation with X-Pac as Ken Shamrock jumping up and shouting "It's five knuckle shuffle time". Classic stuff.
Unfortnatly I can't remember a certain one, but anything with Jericho and Christian was amazing.
Ad I remember once in WCW Flair was goin nuts, it lasted like 20 minutes, he was struting and taking off his clothes and then had a heart attack or something, I laughed my ass off and then was very confused
The first Edge and Christian kazoo bit was hysterical. It was Steph's birthday, and Angle decided to throw a birthday party for her, but it was just Steph, HHH, Angle, and E&C. So they break out the kazoo, and Edge starts saying "you think you know me, you think you know me" while Christian plays the kazoo. Then HHH gets upset and Christian says, "hey take it easy man, i can play your music too", and he plays it while Edge sings "its my time! it's my time!"
I miss the CrEdgeLy sketches the most. Now, more than ever, Soda's Rule!
And I liked the DX press conference when they were apologising for being in your face, and talking about the size of their enormous genitalia.
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Do you remember when Kane (still masked), Hogan, and Rocky were all in a match together. Prior to wrestling they were shown back stage. Rock and Hogan were talking about the match and out of nowhere Kane shows up and starts stealing all their catchphrases. "Whacha gunna do, brotha, when The millions and millions of the Rock's fans, the millions and millions of Hulkamaniacs, and the millions and millions of Kanenites run wild over you? If you smell what Kane's cookin'!" Just the look on Rock's face was priceless. I fell out of my chair laughing so hard.
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