Assuming you weren't all weak and pathetic (excluding Simon) and could wrestle a match who would you most like to take on?
Don't be lame and go with someone who sucks just to win. In this fantasy world you could take on anyone and possibly beat them.
Who do you wish personal violence on from your being?
Mine would be Hardcore Holly. This guy has had it coming for a long time and I'd show him what's what with my horrific leg drop from hell.
Speaking of weak move lists, LBJ would be somewhere on my list too.