The rumoured upcoming WWF Efed

Papa Shango

After reading a few reports of the WWF supposed to be doing an EFED, I cant help wondering what their rules would be.

e.g.
Rule #1 If your feuding against HHH, you cannot win in a high profile PPV match

Rule #2 If your wrestler weighs over 280lbs he must have a Spine Buster and a Sit Out Powerbomb in his limited moveset

Rule #3 If you are a cruiserweight wrestler, you must lose to Hosses on a weekly basis.

What other rules will the WWF enforce in their new efed?

Narc

There must be at least one pregnancy angle a month lol

Boz

You must use your real name.

Steveo

If you're Canadian you must always look like a chump.

The Half Boy

If any Canadians intend to E-Fed as faces, they must re-locate to America.

Tomorrow's Just An Excuse Away,
So I Pull My Collar Up And Face The Cold, On My Own.
The Earth Laughs Beneath My Heavy Feet,
At The Blasphemy In My Old Jangly Walk.

Dr. Giganto

All Asian wrestlers cannot be identified as being from a city, only their nation of origin (i.e. Gail Kim from Korea, or Tajiri from Japan)

Everytime you piss off the heel authority figure, you have to fight Kane

You must put your career on the line in a match at least once a month

If you stay in the fed long enough, you will become champion even if you dont really deserve it.

You must have at least one gimmick that makes use of a controversial socio-political topic.

Chewy

You must kiss Vinces ass at least once or lose to one McMahons in a match at a PPV

Bouchie

If you're a woman, you must partake in some HLA and wear next to nothing as much as possible.

Bring back Bertha Faye, damnit. Er, not so much her..but someone with a similar body type.

Steveo

Your name must be simple enough for announcers to scream repeatedly like morons when you win or beat someone up.

Acid_Drop

if you are big on smackdown, you have to move to Raw to be buried by HHH.