Dr. Giganto

So, i was fucking around on imdb.com today, and i came across their page for WWE Raw. I clicked on their "memorable quotes" section and read some real funny stuff that i dont remember. Some of the better ones:

Mick Foley: I happen to be a three-time former WWF Champion and a hardcore legend, and I never had my own dressing room.
Edge: Mick, you never change your clothes.
Christian: You just wrestle in what you're wearing.
Mick Foley: Yeah, that's a good point.

The Rock: You've got a lot of class, and it's all low.

Undertaker: I'll tell you what I'm going to do: I'm going to knock your teeth so far down your throat you'll have to chew your own ass out for pissing me off.

Chris Jericho: If you want to see Chris Jericho drink a beer with Stone Cold Steve Austin, give me a doo-a dee-dee-dam dee-dee-doo.
Steve Austin: That was the absolute worst catch phrase I've ever heard in the history of Monday Night Raw.

Triple H (to Hurricane): Why don't you get outta here before I turn you into a paper airplane? (Yes, HHH can be funny from time to time...)

That first one reminded me of how much i miss those E&C/Foley skits

ICEMAN

This comes from Summerslam 1990:
Nikolai Volkoff: "Hacksaw Jim Duggan, he's my idol."

That's got to be the funniest thing I've ever heard in all of my years watching wrestling.

The Phantom

"Hey, I drank milk that was a DAY past the expiration date. Now THAT is Extreme!" - Kurt Angle

Christian: "So are you in?"
Angle: "Six man elimination table match with Booker T and The Dudleyz? You bet your sweet asses I'm in!"
Edge: "Did he just say sweet asses?"

(To The Tune Of Happy Birthday)
"Happy Birthday To Steph, You're a Hoe with Big Breasts, so take the Night off from Hooking... If ya Smell what The Rock's cooking!"