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Old 03-25-2004, 11:41 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Bad Wrestling Jokes

What did Brock do to his keyboard when he couldn't find a certain page in a document he was reading?

He hit the F5.

What did tazz say when he saw brocks jet landing?

Here comes the plane.

What's the difference between Mark Henry and a bucket of sh it?

The bucket.

Why'd Trish's shoe break?

Cos of a heel turn.

How did J.R. describe Antarctica?

STONE COLD!!! STONE COLD!!!!
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Old 03-25-2004, 12:11 PM   #2 (permalink)
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When dropped from 200 feet up, what falls faster, an apple or a feather?

Neither, Owen Hart.


Wow...that was tasteless.

You'd better put your clothes back on...before you start puttin pot holes in my lawn...
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Old 03-25-2004, 05:24 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 03-25-2004, 06:55 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Chair Shot Fan
When dropped from 200 feet up, what falls faster, an apple or a feather?

Neither, Owen Hart.
Wow...that was tasteless.
fuck thats mean lol.

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Old 03-26-2004, 06:14 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Chair Shot Fan
When dropped from 200 feet up, what falls faster, an apple or a feather?

Neither, Owen Hart.


Wow...that was tasteless.
That's pathetic. I really don't see how anyone can make a joke about that.

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Old 03-26-2004, 08:57 AM   #6 (permalink)
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How does the Big Show and Rikishi spell Refrigerator?

O I C U R M T

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Old 03-27-2004, 03:49 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by Chair Shot Fan
When dropped from 200 feet up, what falls faster, an apple or a feather?

Neither, Owen Hart.


Wow...that was tasteless.
Im not your friend anymore


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