Book a BAD angle - that's right, the worse the better

joebrian

Remember some of the BAD angles over the years? Katie Vick comes to mind with such images of HHH humping a dead corspe. Do you think you could come up with the WORST, most painful, uncomfortable angle?

The rules:

-you can use any living wrestler, or made up wrestler, such as "The Grandwizard" if you are doing say a KKK angle, just describe them and of course they would be a rookie that WWE found

-remember that it needs to be able to air, so no blatant sex

-be as eloborate or as simple as you want


Here is my shot: Bring back Lex Luger. After wrestling a few matches, Macho Man Randy Savage attacks him in the ring. Lex Luger makes a run for it. Macho Man gets on the mic,

"Luger, YEAH, I HATE your *($ guts! You killed Eli-sa-bet and I will NEVER FORGIVE YOU! I'm going to KILL YOU!"

Angle goes on for months with Macho Man trying to 'kill' Luger, ie trying to run him down with a car. They have some matches. It ends with Macho Man forgivng Luger and they form a tag team. After a brief run for the titles they are jobbed to Spike Dudley and a partner. They quickly get fired.

Matt S.

The angle starts with a woman being dragged into WWE, let's call her...Lady. Seriously. That as her ring name.

Anyway, she moves onto Raw, and Triple H and her have a relationship, to the point where HHH awards her the World Title. She retains for two months as she beats all of Raws best cleanly.

Then Triple H realises something - he loves himself too much. Triple H tells her this - and comes up with the perfect solution. She'll have plastic surgery so she looks exactly like Triple H, she'll go to a stylist to get the hair and clothes done, an acting coach to get the personality right. So, he does this, and Lady comes back looking like Triple H.

They form a tag team, and are in a handicap match against Spike Dudley. Spike loses, and afterwards, HHH and LadyHHH gets Spike drunk, who only has one thing to say - "I must be so drunk, I can see FOUR Triple H's!"

Anyway, LadyHHH admits she doesn't like it much - so she pays for HHH and herself to be transferred back to her own image. They do so. Triple H wins the womans title. Everybody complains to TV people.

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Matt S.

Just two posts, and WWE already have 4 months television!

Past live: The Eighties Matchbox B-Line Disaster, Placebo, Hank Marvin & The Shadows, Kasabian, Dogs Die In Hot Cars, The Glitterati, The Zutons, Wu-Tang Clan, Starstailor, The Libertines, Muse, Goldie Lookin' Chain, Scissor Sisters, Franz Ferdinand, The Killers, Wet Wet Wet, The Bravery, PJ Harvey, Kings of Leon, Pixies, Snow Patrol, McFly, Busted, Sucioperro, The Ordinary Boys Alamos, Texas, The Subways, The Boxer Rebellion, Dogs, The Raveonettes, The Proclaimers, Embrace, Annie Lennox, The Thrills, Feeder, Bob Geldof, Faithless, Midge Ure, The Alabama 3, Morning Runner, The Magic Numbers, Keane, The Go! Team, Mull Historical Society, British Sea Power, The Coral, Editors, Foo Fighters, Nine Black Alps, Eagles of Death Metal, Bright Eyes, The Tears, Devlin Love, My Latest Novel, Teenage Fanclub, Idlewild and more. Up And Coming Gigs: Nine Black Alps, The Longcut, The Zico Chain, Stellastarr*, The Twenty-Twos, Alamos

Bouchie

Goldberg jobbing to HHH at SummerSlam. Now that's a BAD angle that could actually happen.

Shane

Linda comes back at Kane with a flamethrower and rescars him, allowing him to put the mask back on. He's happier scarred on the outside to match his tormented mind. Gets back together with RVD and they retake tag title from La Resistance.

The French angle has to end anyway. As Iraq descends into quagmire, everyone is beginning to realize that France was right all along, and so there's no reason to hate these 2 Canadian kids. Of course there's no reason to like them either, so they're certainly dispensable in VKM's world.

Boz

Have 2 canadians pretend to be French and tell everyone their correct French opinions, while seeming like jackasses. Then have sing the nation anthem of France. Oh... wait...