Smackdown Review 5/22 - Mr. America/O'Haire Main Event

johnnycash · 05-23-2003, 01:31 AM

Hello, IM Johnny Cash and this is my Smackdown review.

Sorry i havent posted a review of raw or the PPV..But i didnt freakin feel like it. I didnt watch the ppv cuz im poor, and didnt post about Raw cuz i was doing something else..Granted it was dissapointing and short, but only for her.

Now onto Smackdown

We get Vince coming out and being mad he could not unmask Mr. America..Though he unmasked himself on the PPV from what I read. But whateva.. Otherwise he claims hes gonna leave here with a smile..Im glad he got his smile back, cuz im not sure if I have mine.. Im normally an optimist when it comes to wrestling..But McMahon doesnt need to be the biggest heel again..This needs to be a transitional thing..Hopefully they give it to O'Haire, or someone who turns..

Next
Smackdown tag title: Eddie Guerrero & Tajiri v. Team Angle

This was actually a pretty cool match..And i liked the cheating at the end by tossing the chair to the other guy..Hey they cheat to win..And it doesnt matter if its 2 mexicans or a mexican and a Jap..They are gonna cheat..And apperently win also..SO the creed stays in tact..The match worked well also..I kinda like Tajiri better then Chavo here..I have always been a fan of Tajriri though..I think his kicks are cool, and get the crowd going..That cant be bad..

Next Vince nd Steph..Ehh..Dont really care to much..They talk about conrol of the show..But steph should have been way more pissed..Her dad totally stole her thunder (show wise)..She should start going face soon..No one may buy it..But thats what looks to be happeneing..Or naked..She should turn naked in my opinion..

Next we get more Vince..He ius mad at Piper for not finishing the job..O'Haire is the voice of reason here..Which he shouldnt be (character wise)..But ahh hell, if it gets the guy over fine. Either way O'Haire will finish the job or Piper is finished..I still cant say enough about Piper as a heel..He amuses the hell out of me with his facial expressions and actions..I dont really care he cant wrestle anymore, when has that stopped anyone..

Cena v Spany next

Basically a beat down..Might as well call Spanky "Spike with a personality". Though thats kinda a long name..But nothing much comes here..But it helps Cena get over..Whom i think should be good eventually..If not soon..

Next Hardy v Benoit..The non-gay employed Hardy that is..

Benoit wins by tap out, but it was a decent bout..Benoit in my opinion is the intercontinental title..U marks may dissagree..But this is his home..A damn good wrestler..With some pop, who can make people look good..But isnt a huge draw due to charisma and mic skills..I think this is where he could excell with a honkey tonk man heel run of a year or so..AS a side note Hardy told Mysterio he could have a title shot if he beat the jobbers in his crew..Another thing..Why have a crew if they suck?.. Matt Hardy has mattitude and a good mattiducation, he should know his friends suck..I know who my sorry ass friends are..I wouldnt risk anyhthing on them..Im watching this on tivo and havt seen the match yet..But i bet those two chumps have a better chance putting a dildo up thier own ass while holding it in their own mouth on live tv then winning this..

Hey I was right! They both lost..And Rey hurt his groin also apperently..Guess he tried to put the dildo up is own ass and hurt himself to prove me wrong..Stupid mexican

Now we get steph and the one legeed man..The dude can apperently wreslte..let him kick some sh*t out..No more sympathy crap..Cuz im the core demographic of WWE..And i think crippled people are funny..Plus the WWE/F doesnt do tragedy well..

Next Hogan has to take a lie decector test if he loses..I guess asking to take off the mask would be to much..Just kidding..God i hate watching shows sober when i ask questions..If everyone was drunk the wwe would kill in ratings..Its entertaiunment..They need to get back to that..I dont care how people feel..I dont care how my girlfriend feels..Freakin amuse me!

Brock v FBI next

I guess just Stamboli is wreslting..This guy has some talent has the tough guy in a stable..Which he is kinda getting pushed as..But i think he needs to be pushed as allot dumber..And not wrestling..Just as intimidation..Either way we get a DQ once they rest onf FBI runs in and Taker saves Brock..I hope they have better things for taker to do..Or else have him turn and be the don..Don Taker..Play off his backstage rep, it would be amsuing..At least to me

Next Sable, who has a suprisingly good body for her age does a little tease for tazz. since he said she lost teh competion vs Torrie..U call it crap..I call it "shes got and moving, its all good"..I cant say enough good things here..Sorry to any hardcore fans but wreslting is freakin entertainment..And im entertainment by boobies..

Next we get somwthing i didnt like..Ohaie/Hogan

Nothing special match but Vine comes out and arrests the cripple for tresspassing causing a countout..Pretty damn lame..There are two people who need ot be put over here..The cripple and O"Haire..Neither were..Hopefully they can pull something out here which lets the two active (or soon to be) wrestlers go over and move on..

Overall, not a bad show..Optimist as I am, I still hope Vince isnt banking on himself as a draw..Hopefully they are just building heat for the cripple and O'Haire to draw from..But overall not to bad, especially the first hour or so

Miss Rhiannon · 05-23-2003, 07:55 AM

Good Work Johnny.

Put through spell check though...:P (I am going to keep nagging until you do! or I will just edit your SPELLING!)

But otherwise..Good JOB!

Spinoff360 · 05-23-2003, 01:24 PM

O'Haire is getting a good push :

:

I liked the new opening

johnnycash · 05-25-2003, 01:07 AM

Thanks for the words of encouragement. Im contemplating the spell check idea still. Im not a big fan of editing, Im going with more of a stream of consciousness review..Wrestling shuld be fun, this is written like your drunk friend telling u what happened. Though its still be tinkered with so ill take your "spelling" grievence into account. Plus I put in to be a smackdown reporter on the main page. If that happens Ill have to spell better.

I agree with you about O'Haire also. I think he should come out of all this the big winner. I think he needs more mic time, cuz the character he was builing and starting to get over with hasnt really been seen yet. Hopefully once he becomes a main player in this fued his personality will come back..

Dusk · 05-25-2003, 09:17 AM

Im VERY dissapointed..

I understood Every Damn line!!.. DAN YOUR NOT DRINKING ENOUGH!

Other then that..Great... That cripple line cracked me up

Spinoff360 · 05-25-2003, 04:47 PM

Yes drink more. You should look like the guy in Dusk's sig before watching Raw :p

Danny Diamond · 05-12-2004, 11:43 PM

just wanted to show you guys what was headlining Smackdown 1 year ago this week.

Lol. Two former WWE superstars.

05-23-2003, 07:55 AM	#2 (permalink)
Miss Rhiannon Newb Status: Offline Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Melbourne, Australia Posts: 9 vBookie Cash: 500 Rep Power: 0	Good Work Johnny. Put through spell check though...:P (I am going to keep nagging until you do! or I will just edit your SPELLING!) But otherwise..Good JOB!
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05-25-2003, 09:17 AM	#5 (permalink)
Dusk Dark Match Regular Status: Offline Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 330 vBookie Cash: 500 Rep Power: 6	Im VERY dissapointed.. I understood Every Damn line!!.. DAN YOUR NOT DRINKING ENOUGH! Other then that..Great... That cripple line cracked me up
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05-23-2003, 01:31 AM	#1 (permalink)
johnnycash Ring Crew Member Status: Offline Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 19 vBookie Cash: 500 Rep Power: 0	Hello, IM Johnny Cash and this is my Smackdown review. Sorry i havent posted a review of raw or the PPV..But i didnt freakin feel like it. I didnt watch the ppv cuz im poor, and didnt post about Raw cuz i was doing something else..Granted it was dissapointing and short, but only for her. Now onto Smackdown We get Vince coming out and being mad he could not unmask Mr. America..Though he unmasked himself on the PPV from what I read. But whateva.. Otherwise he claims hes gonna leave here with a smile..Im glad he got his smile back, cuz im not sure if I have mine.. Im normally an optimist when it comes to wrestling..But McMahon doesnt need to be the biggest heel again..This needs to be a transitional thing..Hopefully they give it to O'Haire, or someone who turns.. Next Smackdown tag title: Eddie Guerrero & Tajiri v. Team Angle This was actually a pretty cool match..And i liked the cheating at the end by tossing the chair to the other guy..Hey they cheat to win..And it doesnt matter if its 2 mexicans or a mexican and a Jap..They are gonna cheat..And apperently win also..SO the creed stays in tact..The match worked well also..I kinda like Tajiri better then Chavo here..I have always been a fan of Tajriri though..I think his kicks are cool, and get the crowd going..That cant be bad.. Next Vince nd Steph..Ehh..Dont really care to much..They talk about conrol of the show..But steph should have been way more pissed..Her dad totally stole her thunder (show wise)..She should start going face soon..No one may buy it..But thats what looks to be happeneing..Or naked..She should turn naked in my opinion.. Next we get more Vince..He ius mad at Piper for not finishing the job..O'Haire is the voice of reason here..Which he shouldnt be (character wise)..But ahh hell, if it gets the guy over fine. Either way O'Haire will finish the job or Piper is finished..I still cant say enough about Piper as a heel..He amuses the hell out of me with his facial expressions and actions..I dont really care he cant wrestle anymore, when has that stopped anyone.. Cena v Spany next Basically a beat down..Might as well call Spanky "Spike with a personality". Though thats kinda a long name..But nothing much comes here..But it helps Cena get over..Whom i think should be good eventually..If not soon.. Next Hardy v Benoit..The non-gay employed Hardy that is.. Benoit wins by tap out, but it was a decent bout..Benoit in my opinion is the intercontinental title..U marks may dissagree..But this is his home..A damn good wrestler..With some pop, who can make people look good..But isnt a huge draw due to charisma and mic skills..I think this is where he could excell with a honkey tonk man heel run of a year or so..AS a side note Hardy told Mysterio he could have a title shot if he beat the jobbers in his crew..Another thing..Why have a crew if they suck?.. Matt Hardy has mattitude and a good mattiducation, he should know his friends suck..I know who my sorry ass friends are..I wouldnt risk anyhthing on them..Im watching this on tivo and havt seen the match yet..But i bet those two chumps have a better chance putting a dildo up thier own ass while holding it in their own mouth on live tv then winning this.. Hey I was right! They both lost..And Rey hurt his groin also apperently..Guess he tried to put the dildo up is own ass and hurt himself to prove me wrong..Stupid mexican Now we get steph and the one legeed man..The dude can apperently wreslte..let him kick some sh*t out..No more sympathy crap..Cuz im the core demographic of WWE..And i think crippled people are funny..Plus the WWE/F doesnt do tragedy well.. Next Hogan has to take a lie decector test if he loses..I guess asking to take off the mask would be to much..Just kidding..God i hate watching shows sober when i ask questions..If everyone was drunk the wwe would kill in ratings..Its entertaiunment..They need to get back to that..I dont care how people feel..I dont care how my girlfriend feels..Freakin amuse me! Brock v FBI next I guess just Stamboli is wreslting..This guy has some talent has the tough guy in a stable..Which he is kinda getting pushed as..But i think he needs to be pushed as allot dumber..And not wrestling..Just as intimidation..Either way we get a DQ once they rest onf FBI runs in and Taker saves Brock..I hope they have better things for taker to do..Or else have him turn and be the don..Don Taker..Play off his backstage rep, it would be amsuing..At least to me Next Sable, who has a suprisingly good body for her age does a little tease for tazz. since he said she lost teh competion vs Torrie..U call it crap..I call it "shes got and moving, its all good"..I cant say enough good things here..Sorry to any hardcore fans but wreslting is freakin entertainment..And im entertainment by boobies.. Next we get somwthing i didnt like..Ohaie/Hogan Nothing special match but Vine comes out and arrests the cripple for tresspassing causing a countout..Pretty damn lame..There are two people who need ot be put over here..The cripple and O"Haire..Neither were..Hopefully they can pull something out here which lets the two active (or soon to be) wrestlers go over and move on.. Overall, not a bad show..Optimist as I am, I still hope Vince isnt banking on himself as a draw..Hopefully they are just building heat for the cripple and O'Haire to draw from..But overall not to bad, especially the first hour or so

05-25-2003, 01:07 AM	#4 (permalink)
johnnycash Ring Crew Member Status: Offline Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 19 vBookie Cash: 500 Rep Power: 0	Thanks for the words of encouragement. Im contemplating the spell check idea still. Im not a big fan of editing, Im going with more of a stream of consciousness review..Wrestling shuld be fun, this is written like your drunk friend telling u what happened. Though its still be tinkered with so ill take your "spelling" grievence into account. Plus I put in to be a smackdown reporter on the main page. If that happens Ill have to spell better. I agree with you about O'Haire also. I think he should come out of all this the big winner. I think he needs more mic time, cuz the character he was builing and starting to get over with hasnt really been seen yet. Hopefully once he becomes a main player in this fued his personality will come back..

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