Celebrities that would work as wrestlers - (Personality, looks etc.)

Matt S.

Here's my run down:

Brian Molko - the singing andrygonous sex pixie of Placebo (credit to whatever site gave him that description, I can't remember which one). He's someone who you love or hate. He wears his sexuality on a sleeve, and has a heelish property to him that would work if put in good storylines. Look is just right too, with the eye liner and shadow, the lip gloss and so on, he'd be a really good heel IMO.

Britney - That whole "no sex till marriage" thing could be translated into some good storylines. And the speculation that she ain't virgin could be used too.

Fred Durst - real heel-ish quality to him. He's hated. Loads of heel heat, but could be a one trick pony.

George W. Bush - as a goofy face that's a bit thick. "Citizens of the Unitarium Slates of Ameoba, It is my jobularisation to make an announciazation that it is a regrettable task to declare war against Triple H and his politicalary warfare". Make "bit thick" to extremely thick, as above.

Fran Healy of Travis - as a "peace the #### out" heel.

Any others?

Past live: The Eighties Matchbox B-Line Disaster, Placebo, Hank Marvin & The Shadows, Kasabian, Dogs Die In Hot Cars, The Glitterati, The Zutons, Wu-Tang Clan, Starstailor, The Libertines, Muse, Goldie Lookin' Chain, Scissor Sisters, Franz Ferdinand, The Killers, Wet Wet Wet, The Bravery, PJ Harvey, Kings of Leon, Pixies, Snow Patrol, McFly, Busted, Sucioperro, The Ordinary Boys Alamos, Texas, The Subways, The Boxer Rebellion, Dogs, The Raveonettes, The Proclaimers, Embrace, Annie Lennox, The Thrills, Feeder, Bob Geldof, Faithless, Midge Ure, The Alabama 3, Morning Runner, The Magic Numbers, Keane, The Go! Team, Mull Historical Society, British Sea Power, The Coral, Editors, Foo Fighters, Nine Black Alps, Eagles of Death Metal, Bright Eyes, The Tears, Devlin Love, My Latest Novel, Teenage Fanclub, Idlewild and more. Up And Coming Gigs: Nine Black Alps, The Longcut, The Zico Chain, Stellastarr*, The Twenty-Twos, Alamos

The Dude

You guys don't know who he is, but----

The writer of Jason X, Todd Farmer, looks an awful lot like Steve Austin.

What's funny is, way back when they were thinking of giving Steve his own show, Todd was supposed to help write some of the shows. Of course, the idea fell through.

The story is somewhere along those lines.

When you see Jerusalem being surrounded by armies, you will know that its desolation is near. Then let those who are in Judea flee to the mountains, let those in the country not enter the city. For this is the time of punishment in fullfillment of all that has been written. How dreadful it will be in those days for pregnant women and nursing mothers! There will be great distress in the land and wrath against this people. They will fall by the sword and be taken as prisoners to all nations. Jerusalem will be trampled on by the Gentiles until the times of the Gentiles are fulfilled.
...At that time they will see the Son of Man coming in a cloud with power and great glory. When these things begin to take place, stand up and lift up your heads, because your redemption is drawing near.
Luke 21:20-28

Ben

[quote:post_uid0="Matt S."]Britney - That whole "no sex till marriage" thing could be translated into some good storylines. And the speculation that she ain't virgin could be used too.[/quote:post_uid0]
Speculation? She admitted Justin pounded her a while back, it was all over the news.

Vin Diesle - Big, dumb looking, chicks dig him and he's in wicked shape

Joe Millionaire (the first one) - Same as Vin but I heard he trained with UPW a few years ago

Christian Bale - He'd be an awesome heel, American Psycho style.

Bouchie

Elton John - He could be Rico's tag partner.

Narc

Robert DeNiro, Joe Pesci and Chaz Palmintieri could form the new team of FBI...Al Pacino would be the new Razor Ramon...Joe Shmoe would be the super good guy, who people loves, but after a few years would turn heel and shock the world...Osama Bin Ladin and Saddam Hussein would be the ultimate heels, while The Rolling Stone, would be the ultimate faces... ::baa::