He'll be back with a mask in a few weeks I bet.

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He really burned to death. There is no way he survived that. Damn dude, you make it seem like wrestling is fake. Personally, I really don't think he will be back.

Kane vs Shane should be an Inferno match @ Unforgiven. If I was booking it I'd have them both burn so that we don't have to watch anymore of this crap.

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I am guessing he will be back with a mask and this time be “really burned.� There are plenty of flaws and reason’s that would make any sense but let’s be honest here. Nothing about this storyline makes any sense. It was poorly thought out and in the constant effort of trying to save the angle by hot shotting it every week they have turned it into a big mess.

What I find the worst about the mess that is this storyling is that the real problem is simply that even a 5 year old could tell you they are making this thing up as they go along. I would have thought something as huge as Kane taking his mask off would have been long talked about, thought out, and taken the time to cover at least the basics. Instead we get… well I am not going to give all the flaws, stupidity, and logic holes that multiply every week. We all know what we got from this storyline. They can throw him into as many dumpsters, put the mask on and take it off weekly, and feud him with Shane, RVD, Goldberg, or the Easter Bunny. They have turned this thing into such a pitiful joke that I don’t think anything can save it now. They are only making it worse by trying.

I really don’t get how WWE constantly puts together such inconsistent half assed storylines. I mean they always love to tout out they have writers that used to do ER, Friends, and other Hollywood masterpieces. Sure such people don’t know anything about “The Business� but shouldn’t they know something about making a storyling make since, character development, continuity. I don’t see ER bring in a burn patient with poorly made up burns, then have them dissapear and shave his head the next week while everyone looks around in horror when there is clearly nothing wrong, then two weeks later have said patient revealed he is mentally ill and only THINKS he is burned despite the writing clearly implying he was hideous before. Then have the burn patient try to kill someone on live TV and the police not do anything because the victim didn’t press charges. Then kill the burn patient by dumping them in a river. Anyone who actually tried to pass of crap like that as TV would be fired on the spot. Same with character development, Friends will make jokes about things that happened 6 season’s ago, WWE doesn’t want to acknowledge 6 weeks ago. Also, I don’t recall Rachel inexplicitly being called Jennifer and being married to Brad Pitt because “everyone knows that anyway, friends is FAKE people, it is insulting to try to sell us on the idea this is RACHEL.� Which is logic CONSTANTLY used in WWE.

Seriously, am I the only one who doesn’t get that. If they have all these TV writers shouldn’t things like plot and character development be more tight and thought out and make more since. Not be a half baked mess of writing that wouldn’t get a guy a job on ANY TV show. I am starting to think maybe I know why these “Hollywood� writers are not working for the WWE. Maybe Friends and ER fired them because they suck at their job.

I'd have him come out in black and grey now since he's officially "charred." Seriously though, he'll be off TV hopefully for a bit to sell the injury, then come back to finish his feud w/Shane. Just for the love of GOD let Kane go over. I could kick Shane's ass, for crying out loud. Hell, use HHH's sledgehammer - apparently that's the Excalibur of all run-in weapons - THAT should keep Shane down.

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No such luck with keeping Kane off for a bit. Apparently, he worked a house show over the weekend. He faced RVD in a cage and won. There was nothing of note about his appearance, but I guess they still kept it the same. So much for selling the injury. Then again, they can always use the lame excuse "well house shows don't count." Frankly I'm sick of this storyline too.

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