Cyber Sunday Thoughts

Crocker

Ok here is a small review of last nights Cyber Sunday

Umaga vs Kane Seriously why did people vote for Kane? This match as been done twice before, we needed a fresh match, oh well not a bad match but bnot as good as the match they had on Raw a few weeks back, Umaga wins with the worst finisher ever

Four Way Tag Match So fucking obvious who would win this match, this match was pretty dreadfull

Jeff Hardy vs Carlito No suprise to see who got voted here with Carlito being the only fan favourite in the running, match started off slow but got better as it went on and turned into a pretty good match

DX vs Edge & Randy Orton Best match of the night but predictible ending,they should have had Uncle Eric turning on Edge & Orton

Mikie James vs Lita What a mess this match was, this is why WWE should get more females who can wrestle up to a fairly decent standard, Lita wins thanks to Victoria

Spirit Squad vs Ric Flair & Roddy Piper AARGHHHHHHHH Why didnt Piper keep his shirt on? This match was trully dreadfull, looks like theend of The Spirit Squad is coming, and why did they play Dusty Rhodes music at the end when Flair & Piper won

King Booker vs John Cena vs Big Show Not a bad match, but fuck K-Fed off already, are they building towards a Wrestlemania match between him and John Cena or something

This was by far the worse WWE PPV of the year I give it :three:

InfamousTJ

I have to agree with you. This event was not that good at all. Umaga/Kane was an okay match. Jeff Hardy/Carlito was slow but a decent match. DX vs Orton/Edge was a good match. The other matches were pretty bad. I was expecting more out of the Woman's Title match and I think it's really stupid that Kevin Federline is still around, screwing around in a PPV main event.

Killswitch

Like I said, this PPV was awful. Glad I didn't order it.

The opening match was alright. Nothing special, pretty much the same match Kane and Umaga have put on a few times before. I'm glad they gave Umaga the clean win. Kane will be over regardless. Umaga needs some clean victories. Monsters shouldn't have to cheat all the time.

What was the purpose of that tag team Texas Tornado match? Meh. At least I liked all of the teams involved. Raw could have a pretty good tag division if they tried.

Carlito VS Hardy was a high point of the night, which is kind of sad. It was good, but a match like this shouldn't be a high point. Carlito really impressed me by immediatley taking over the match and working as the heel. The fans seemed to get a bit restless in the middle. I guess they only like spinny moves, because Carlito was playing an awesome role. There were some innovative spots in this one as well. I give it ***.

Ugh. DX finally puts on a really funny skit (All due to Michaels, mind) and then they blow it by putting on a by the number, house show quality match. Seriously though, Michaels randomly superkicking people and yelling is hilarious. "SEE, I JUST KICKED STAN!" More of that and less Triple H **** jokes plz. DX pretty much dominated this match for the first 10 minutes, and Triple H kicked out of the RKO. Hogan didn't even kick out of the ****ing RKO. Whatever, I guess they "put the young guys over." Even though they ****ing didin't. Just a blah match. I hope they do something with Bischoff tonight. He played his role well.

Christ, I'm begging WWE to hire some women who can actually wrestle. What a terrible Women's title match. For those of you who thought these two could actually put on a submission match, what the **** is wrong with you?

So, we had four legit tag teams in a random match earlier, and Flair and Piper win the tag titles? OK guys. Time for some new bookers. Not that I mind Piper holding a title again, but unless they drop the belts tonight, this was a bad idea.

Cena and Booker make a good comedy duo. That segment was great.

The main event was good, I thought. The fact that Big Show was obviously hurting and couldn't do much work hindered what they could do, and it was a standard WWE Triple Threat. But they did the formula well. ***, I guess. I like Booker winning. However, I don't like the camera focusing on Kevin ****ing Federline at the end of the show. I didn't mind him interfering, but could we at least get a shot of the Champion of Champions after what was supposed to be a huge win? Jesus, get your priorities in line guys.

Bad, bad PPV, though the main event and IC title match, and a few good backstage sketches were enough to put it up to a 4. Not nearly good enough for the 40 bucks some people dished out.