Crockerinho

Wrestling Moderator

Thanks to Mike Johnson & Ashley Colton of PWInsider.com for the following:

Smackdown:

*Show opens with video package announcing JBL will have a victory speech "tonight" for his victory this Sunday against Batista for the WWE World championship.

*Rey Mysterio defeated Super Crazy via DQ. Eddie Guerrero comes down and does commentary several minutes in. Mysterio hits the 619 on Crazy. Guerrero grabs one of the lawn mowers and breaks it over Rey's back for the DQ.

*They did a video feature on two great Americans - JBL and George Washington.

*Backstage, Eddie Guerrero tells Teddy Long that he's leaving. Long says that he isn't going anywhere because he has a match tonight. When he questions who he is wrestling, Long says it's a secret.

*Backstage, Josh Matthews interviews Christian. They keep showing footage of Christian hitting the Unprettier on Booker T. Christian says that he's going to defeat Booker at the Great American Bash.

*Backstage, Road Warrior Animal is putting on his makeup. Heidenreich comes up to him and says he has a poem for Animal. Animal says he is more like Hawk than he thought.

*They air another video on two great Americans - JBL and Neil Armstrong.

*Animal & Heidenreich defeated Julio Dinero and Nick Berk, using the Doomsday Device for the win.

*Chris Benoit is the mystery opponent for Eddie Guerrero. He tells Guerrero that he's listening to the wrong people and even his wife is trying to reason with him. Benoit was busted open across the back of his neck and was bleeding badly. Guerrero walked out after about 18 minutes and near falls.

*They aired a recap of Undertaker laying out Muhammad Hassan's lawyer last week.

*Candice Michelle comes out and announces the United States military will see the PPV this weekend for free. Melina comes out and they mention that Michelle will be the referee this weekend for the Melina vs. Wilson match. She attacked Michelle and tries to pull off her skirt. Torrie Wilson made the save and ran off Melina.

*They aired a video on two great Americans - JBL and Martin Luther King.

*Booker T pinned Simon Dean. Simon said that he respects Booker, but not Sharmell because she goes to the buffet "Five times, Five times, Five times."

*They aired a video of two great Americans - JBL and Ronald Regan.
Smackdown
*JBL's "Victory Speech" features JBL coming out dressed like Uncle Sam as they drop red, white, and blue confetti. He says that last year at the Great American Bash he won the belt and he will again this year. He noted that Batista is on the cover of Smackdown Magazine and shows a mock-up of the "next issue" with JBL winning the belt. Batista hit the ring and ran off JBL and Orlando Jordan. Batista wore the Uncle Sam hat before losing.

Dark Match:

*The Undertaker & WWE World champion Batista & Rey Mysterio defeated Eddie Guerrero & Triple H & JBL. Guerrero and JBl walked out on Hunter towards the end of the match, leaving Undertaker pinned HHH with a tombstone after a 619 and a spinebuster.

thirty7

Simon Dean again? Was the bWo a one time only deal?

I wish my sex life was like ECW, first you get a One Night Stand followed by 2 months of nostalgic orgasms and then 6 months of constant sucking.

Peetsy

The bWo are on Velocity this week.

thirty7

Yeahuh, two gimmicks at the same time. Me likey a lot. They should do a backstage segment by the power of new technology where Simon Dean walks past and calls Nova, out of shape and pathetic, lol.

I wish my sex life was like ECW, first you get a One Night Stand followed by 2 months of nostalgic orgasms and then 6 months of constant sucking.

Steveo

that would be really funny. Apparently the BWO is fighting the Mexicools at the PPV.

Get yourself an old wrestling tape. Watch Flair in his prime, Terry Funk, The Road Warriors, Dusty Rhodes, Ricky Steamboat, Barry Windham, The Andersons, Pat Patterson, The Briscoes, and I dare you,... I dare you to try to tell me that WWE is even a remotely good product. Wrestling happened before 1998 and just because you didn't see it does not mean it did not exist. Broaden your horizons people!!!

Crockerinho

Wrestling Moderator

I was expecting London to fight one of the Mexicools

thirty7

But come on, that would make sense. When does WWE ever make sense? Lol.

Actually I think london may still be a bit banged up. Not sure on the condition of his eye.

I wish my sex life was like ECW, first you get a One Night Stand followed by 2 months of nostalgic orgasms and then 6 months of constant sucking.