I said Sprite You Basterd

Necro

Update On Major New Jack Incident Last Night


Posted by: Tim Brown - September 14th, 2006

PWInsider reports that former ECW star New Jack in fact was not arrested last night, as the person he became physically involved with declined to press charges. New Jack was removed from the venue by the responding police officers after gathering his belongings.

According to several stories, the whole thing started at the concessions stand when he was given a 7-Up instead of a Sprite by a New Alhambra staffer and was upset. When another staffer stepped in and got in New Jack‘s face about it, there was a physical incident which lead to the police being called. Atlas Security broke up the altercation although New Jack apparently went after him again outside the venue.

20-30 police offers showed up to remove New Jack from the arena, all while a match was going on in the ring.

CrasH - X

Remember the Spyda, dude ..

Necro

lol I'm gona beat anyone who gives me a pepsi when I said coke

Dakstang

WC's Resident Redneck

What the hell?

Really what is the difference?

Mikk

WC's Sexy Beast

I'm beating up every mcdonnalds employee that gives me normal coke when i asked for diet.

Dakstang

WC's Resident Redneck

I guess that is why if you order pepsi at a restaurant and they only serve coke products they say: "Is coke all right?"

Jodes

this deserves a wtf. 20-30 police offers showed up to remove New Jack from the arena. did it really have to be that many for one person?

Jayman

Super Moderator

I think Lewis Black said it best.

Customer: I'll have a Coke.
Waiter: Sorry sir we only have Pepsi products.
Customer: Well F*CK YOU THEN!!! I'm going to eat at Buckets of Shit. Yeah, that's right Buckets of Shit! I hear the food's lousy, but at least they serve a COKE!!!!

And Mikk,
If you beat up every McDonalds employee who got your order wrong there wouldn't be any nerdy 15 year olds left in this world.

And now, here it is...your moment of Carlin (10/13/2008)


Anything but the Present

America has no now. We're reluctant to acknowledge the present. It's too embarrassing.

Instead, we reach into the past. Our culture is composed of sequels, reruns, remakes, revivals, reissues, rereleases, re-creations, reenactments, adaptations, anniversaries, memorabilia, oldies radio, and nostalgia record collections. World War II has been regought on television so many times, the Germans and Japanese are now drawing residuals.

Of course, being essentially out of shit, we sometiems feel the need to dress up this past preoccupation, as with pathetic references to reruns as "encore presentations".

Mikk

WC's Sexy Beast

Would that be so bad though?

Jodes

Mikk!!!!!!!!!!!! tsk tsk tsk but here for you anyways