Eric Bischoff reviews the latest Raw 6/15

Necro · 06-19-2009, 03:34 AM

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Monday Raw thoughts

Loved the hot open and re-cap of last weeks show. The effects and music was awesome and WWE’s production talents are really highlighted in the package.

Jericho and Rey was fun to watch, and both men have great matches still to come, but from a story line point of view…been there done this so many times, its hard to get into the angle.

Liked the Cena/Orton interview from a performance point of view, but putting two top performers together in an interview where they both have stakes, but allow themselves to be humiliated/insulted with no reaction from the other, prohibits any suspension of disbelief….aka: buzzkill.

Really glad to see Vickie walk away from the business to spend more time with her kids. Good for you Vickie.

Love hearing Jim Ross’s voice on at least part of RAW. Can’t imagine the show without him. I’m glad he’s on the only episode I have watched in a while.

The VKM announcement of the new GM tease was weak at best…is it me or are Vince’s ears gaining size on his head?

Rosa Mendes and Mickie James was entertaining. What ever happened to Gail Kim?

Love the UFC video game spots!

Clearly the WWE Wellness Policy is in effect! I purposefully positioned this comment out of order so as not to cast any aspersions to individual talent, but the roster looks way more “well” than they did last time I saw a Raw!

Can’t tell you how useless the Diva backstage promo was. Ughh. What ever happened to Gail Kim anyway?

Triple H’s entrance is weak, old and so tired I went to go floss my teeth when it started. He looks like a Lhasa Apso genetic experiment gone bad. Get him some new music for Gods sake, and a hair-cut. One word describes HHH character: dated.

The Fatal Fourway? Good for what it is was I suppose, and the individual performances were great, but there is something about these clusterfu*ks that just leave me bored.

The VKM revelation that he “sold RAW” was lame. When you start out a story line with a premise that is completely unbelievable, should it be a surprise that the audiences gags on it? Trump isn’t good in this role and is too forced. My guess is that Trump will bring in Ric to handle day-to-day duties on his behalf, and at least give fans something to get excited about for a while.

Enjoyed seeing Teddy Long…Hey Teddy, remember those Friday night Casa Galardo margaritas? Those were the days!

3 hours of anything is a long time.

Did I actually hear someone say “more better” in commentary? 3 hours of this is a really long time.

Golddust and Hornswaggle? Too f’n goofy for comment. And Miz, make me believe. Because right now I don’t.

CM Punk was the best interview I heard all night. He’s believable, his in ring work is great, and he’s comfortable in his character. Props on the respect for Masawa. Can’t say enough good things about him. Matt Hardy’s mic skills are marginal in this interview. Unless he was just having an off night, his interview skills reached a plateau a few years ago.
WTF is Jeff Hardy’s character supposed to be? He looks like Papa Shango after a Lap-Band procedure, and doesn’t look he could crack an egg. Enjoyed watching Edge, but the match was a bit too much of a spot fest for my liking, although I recognize some people enjoy that type of match. Did I mention that I hate 3 ways, 4 ways?

The Kidd/Hart/Carlito/Primo match was filler. Yawn.

Santino Morella is funny stuff. I usually cringe at WWE/McMahon humor, but this was fun.

The main event just bored me. 3 ways, 4 ways, 10 ways are just cheap ways to camouflage the lack of story and issues between the performers. I am the first one to defend writers/producers who are challenged to come up with fresh ideas for the same pool of talent week after week, but there is a consistent pattern in WWE story telling that just leaves me feeling flat.

I was glad to see some of the guys I’ve worked with in the past, as well as really getting a chance to get my first real look at CM Punk. I don’t think I could get myself to sit through another 3 hour show, but look forward to checking out another Raw next time my schedule (and wife) permits it.

Source his blog: ericbischoff.com

Ehh pretty interesting read. Agree with mostly everything he was saying.

Kizza · 06-19-2009, 05:41 AM

The Fatal Fourway? Good for what it is was I suppose, and the individual performances were great, but there is something about these clusterfu*ks that just leave me bored.

Found that bit funny. 3 ring battle royal jog your memory Bish?

Necro · 06-19-2009, 05:42 AM

Lol that's the one thing that's a bit funny. He certainly is a hypocrite.

Marshall · 06-19-2009, 09:38 PM

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Lol that's the one thing that's a bit funny. He certainly is a hypocrite.

Just a tad

alot of what he says is true, but most of the stuff he was putting a downer on he probably done in WCW.

Silver Saviour · 06-20-2009, 07:58 AM

I read this last week too. Pretty brutal, but funny. Its kinda true when you think about it concerning the HHH character. Its been the same gimmick a looooooong time now. Saem music, hair cut, values, wrestling style etc. But I guess wrestling style doesnt really change past a certain point.

Y 2 Jake · 06-20-2009, 08:06 AM

I wasn't aware that Bischoff was a blogger. I don't usually go looking for articles but that was entertainig. I might have to look his site up.

The Raw King · 06-20-2009, 03:17 PM

This waas a good read. I agree with what alot of Bischoff said.

God · 06-20-2009, 03:21 PM

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Props on the respect for Masawa.

He could have at least looked up the spelling.

Doctor Doom · 06-20-2009, 03:42 PM

I really enjoyed the blog from Bischoff. I'll rep anyone who posts Bischoff's Raw Blog every week for here on out. Really, if his blog's for Raw worth reading week by week, it deserves to be posted and be read on here, and the poster shall be repped for it.