Another PS3 flop....

Spinoff360 · 03-10-2007, 05:48 PM

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Osaka, Japan(JT)- Man claims his recent erectile problems are caused by having his Sony PS3 controller in his lap for long periods of time.

Aoi Bailee says he can not get an erection anymore. He sayes having his controller in his lap in close proximity to his penis has left him unable to perform. He thinks the controller is sending out a bluetooth frequency that can cause bodly harm.

He has contacted Sony to find out if he is not the only one having problem from the Ps3 controller but has yet to get a responce. Bailee plans on going to the doctor this week to try to get some anwsers.

He is not looking to make money off Sony. He just wants to â€œget back to his frisky old selfâ€.

Mr. WikipediaSpamBot · 03-10-2007, 05:50 PM

Hahahahahahahahahahaha.

God · 03-10-2007, 06:35 PM

haha how can you blame a control for that?

barfly467 · 03-11-2007, 07:09 AM

that guy needs to get laid.

Invictus · 03-11-2007, 07:46 AM

Not as dumb as it sounds believe it or not.

There is a warning on all new laptops with WiFi capability which warns that prolonged use of a laptop over your nuts may have such consequences. Hence I never use my laptop for more than an hour on my lap, don't want to cook the nuts.

thirty7 · 03-11-2007, 08:21 AM

He seems to be a chronic video game player....i doubt he'd be getting laid neway

Inogenius · 03-11-2007, 11:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Invictus

Not as dumb as it sounds believe it or not.

There is a warning on all new laptops with WiFi capability which warns that prolonged use of a laptop over your nuts may have such consequences. Hence I never use my laptop for more than an hour on my lap, don't want to cook the nuts.

That usually causes sterility, not impotency. Research has shown that cell phones can do it as well.

CrasH - X · 03-11-2007, 11:26 PM

*removes laptop from nutle region*

Chewy · 03-12-2007, 01:57 AM

Griff0rd · 03-12-2007, 09:42 AM

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Originally Posted by thirty7

He seems to be a chronic video game player....i doubt he'd be getting laid neway

I could be considered a "chronic gamer" and I have no complaints and neither does the wifey... There are more of us out there than you think..

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