Reasons To Hate Man Utd

Crocker

REASONS FOR HATING UTD:

1. You will never win a penalty at Old Trafford.

2. When United are edging or winning a game, there is a sensible 1-3 minutes added time.......

However when they find themselves in a losing/drawing position, there is often 4-6 minutes of added time!

3. The majority of so called united fans are 'glory supporters'

4. Their kit is ugly- AIG ''American Insurance Group'' or more recently ''Almost In Greece''

5. A 2002 report, 'Do You Come From Manchester?' showed that a significantly higher proportion of Man City's season ticket holders lived in the Manchester postal districts (40%), than that of the Man Utd season ticket holders (29%)

6. They have an arrogant, big headed, shit footballer of a manager who moans, makes excuses + refuses interviews for Match Of The Day.

7. According to one survey, 95% of the total number of ''utd fans'' have never even been to Old Trafford!- WTF!

8. They all rave on about how good Old Trafford is, however the stands have no consitency meaning the stadium is all mismatched. The one attribute of Old Trafford is its capacity.

9. There are only a few food sections in the whole of Old Trafford which actually stock pies. Most don't... however a large proportion of fans bring prawn sandwiches you see.

10. Many Utd fans like to moan about Chelsea and the fact they've tried to buy success? I don't know a single premiership club which hasn't spent money to try and succeed. If you look over the previous 10 years, United have probably spent a lot more on exactly this than Chelsea! In conclusion, that argument is pathetic.

11. Man Utd are nearly always either first, or second on Match of the Day. This is irrespective of whether it is a good game or not. This is unfair on the fans of other clubs who would like to see their own team as well as others as featured games more than once or twice a season.

12. As for the squad;

Wes Brown, John O Shea, Darren Fletcher, Mikel Silvestre = All pretty shit.

Michael Carrick = Higly overrated, Rip off.

Cristiano Ronaldo= Diving cunt.

Edwin Van Der Sar= too old and a blatantly average keeper

An interesting fact:

Man utd's record attendance is 83,250 at Maine Road in 1948...

Man City's record attendance is 84,569!

God

Super Moderator

Stats say that Man U are the biggest spenders (Rio for 30m???? You lot got ripped off. Get rid of the zero & i'm still being generous.) Out of the usual top four Arsenal are the only team to make a profit on transfers 'pool arent far off but Utd & Chelsea are way off.