Alright... I hope this is acceptable, but I am now going to list all the things that are better than TNA in one way or another.
90210: Yes, it's a chick show, but it's got better acting, and more action.
Herpes: You know they're going to be around longer than TNA.
Outback Steakhouse: Sure, they have gimmicks, but not everything has a gimmick. Nice and basic.
My little brother's lemonade stand: The little bastard has now made well over 20 dollars more than TNA has in it's life span.
The sound of children crying: It's less annoying than Don West.
WWECW: Sucks, but will always be rated higher.
Pizza Outlet: At least they know how to use Kurt Angle correctly.
My local produce stand: They only market products and vegetables made locally and not crap 2nd rate goods imported from some huge conglomerate
Hanson: They have played in front of more people.
Non Stop Pop=Non Stop
Total Non Stop Action= Hahahahahaha. hahahahahaha. Sorry. It's not non stop. Not even close.
My grandma: She leaves Florida at least 5 times a year.
Stop signs: Even they know that six sided is retarded.
Nyquil: It's actual purpose is to put you to sleep.
Lead Paint: The container at least warns the user of headaches and nausea from using the product.
Santa: Just because I believe in him being around for more Christmas's.
Blind dates: Less chances of being let down by a blind date than by TNA.
Church: It's just a better way to waste a couple hours a week.
The Dustin Diamond Sex tape: Less predictable and better production values. Plus it's made a profit.
My socks. More change with those than Total Nonstop Action.
Eating tacks. It's the only TNA hasn't done with tacks... therein leaving it untarnished and unexploited.
The pub down the street from my house: At least if I want a beer, I don't have to climb a god damn pole.
Whoooooooooooo's better than Kanyon? Not TNA.
That's my list so far, feel free to add your own.
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