-Here comes Jeff Jarrett with a mic.
-He wants Tenay to tell him if he’s wrestling tonight.
-Tenay tells him to stick it.
-Jarrett calls out Steiner because he also wants to know who’s wrestling tonight.
-He screams at Tenay and West.
-West tries to bail, so Steiner drags him into the ring.
-Steiner tells Zbyszko to get out here or he’ll hurt West.
-This brings out Sting.
-He takes out Jarrett and Steiner.
-Jarrett bails up the ramp, but Raven attacks him from behind.
-Jarrett bails again and Steiner gets taken out by Sting.
-Recap video of whole King of the Mountain situation.
-Regular opening package.
MATCH 1 – AMW (w/ Gail Kim) vs. The Naturals
-This is a non-title matchup.
-Tenay is solo after West was accosted earlier.
-Chase and Harris start things off.
-Andy Douglas comes in to double team Harris. Storm does nothing.
-Commercial break. Booooo.
-Douglas and Harris in now with the former punching the latter.
-Konnan is shown at the Spanish announce table. (Yawn)
-DW is back. (Insert joke here)
-Harris hangs Douglas over the top rope. He follows by spinning Douglas around over his head and dropping him. Two count.
-Stevens gets the hot tag and soon The Naturals are in control.
-Gail Kim tries to give AMW the nightstick, but AJ Styles and Christopher Daniels grab it away from her.
-Daniels tries to give the stick to Stevens, but he doesn’t want it. Apparently he’s too good to cheat.
-Harris blindsides Stevens (I believe with handcuffs on his knuckles) and gets the pin.
Your Winners: AMW
-Post match, AMW beats down on The Naturals. Shane Douglas comes out onto the ramp and watches before walking away.
-JB is with Alex Shelley asking about Nash.
-Shelley imitates JB (pretty well too).
-Nash butts in and acts dumb.
-The lovely Christy takes us into another commercial break. Samoa Joe next.
-Apparently Slammiversary is the one PPV you can’t miss this summer. I hope so.
MATCH 2 – Alex Shelley (w/ Kevin Nash) vs. Jay Lethal
-I wonder how long until Nash turns on Shelley.
-Slick Johnson is wearing shorts again. I can’t wait for Tenay to notice.
-They lock up.
-Big kick from lethal catching Shelley off the rope.
-Suplex and a 2 count.
-Shelley is working on Lethal’s left arm.
-DW calls Nash “Big Kev.†No comment.
-Suplex into a pin attempt by Shelley.
-More work on the arm.
-Kudos to Shelley for doing some story telling.
-He nails Lethal with knees to the chest.
-He tries again, but Lethal catches him with an elbow.
-Lethal gains control and hits a snapmare and dropkick.
-Shelley misses an enzuigiri, but then hits another one.
-Nash turns around and sets his elbow out on the apron.
-Lethal reverses Shelley’s attempt and Shelley hits Nash’s elbow.
-Lethal rolls him up for the win.
-Your Winner: Jay Lethal
-Nash turns around and gives Lethal a monster clothesline.
-Chris Sabin comes in to make the save and Nash bails.
-Sabin grabs a mic and challenges Nash to a match at Slammiversary.
-“I’ll prove to you what your wife’s been saying to you for years, ‘Size doesn’t matter.’â€
-Samoa Joe interview.
-He says he did the match with Sting for publicity.
-Sting hasn’t done anything for Joe, so why should he do anything for him?
-Joe disses Steiner and calls him too old. He can’t wait until their paths cross again.
-Christy reminds us that the King of the Mountain Qualifier is still ahead.
-JB is with Team 3D. He asks them what they thought of The James Gang’s parody of them last week.
-They thought it was funny, but they went too far making fun of ECW.
-They knock WWE for trying to bring back ECW.
-AJ and Daniels are in Zbyszko’s office. They want another title shot at Slammiversary.
-AJ says they have a way of neutralizing Gail Kim.
-Slick Johnson comes in and says the new member of TNA management may show up tonight.
-JB is with LAX at the Spanish announce table.
-Konnan runs him off.
-Stupid.
-Best of Samoa Joe DVD commercial.
-Christian says he will win at Slammiversary and walk out the champion.
MATCH 3 – Jeff Jarrett (w/ Gail Kim) vs. Raven
-Saw this one coming. Two old foes go at it one more time. This also sets up Sting/Steiner for next week. I’m assuming Sting will win that one to set up Steiner/Joe for Slammiversary.
-Raven is standing in the audience with trash can lids.
-Jarrett grabs a chair and goes up after him.
-Raven kabongs him with the lids all the way down the steps.
-Jarrett gets a shot in with a lid and drags Raven into the ring.
-He hits Raven with a chair.
-Raven drops him with a clothesline.
-Jarrett rolls out and Raven follows.
-Raven tosses Jarrett over the rail and they battle into the crowd.
-They end up by the entrance ramp and raven sets JJ on a table.
-He goes up on the ramp and tries an elbow, but Jarrett moves and Raven smashes through the table.
-Commercial break.
-Jarrett nails Raven with a chair as we return.
-He takes him outside and nails him with concession stand products.
-Another chair shot to the midsection.
-Jarrett misses a flying elbow and Raven gets time to recover.
-Raven suplexes Jarrett through a table.
-Raven misses a few chair shots.
-They come out the entranceway back into the building.
-Raven with a hiptoss onto the entrance ramp. Jarrett rolls al the way down.
-In the ring, Raven gets another chair and rams it into Jarrett’s gut.
-Clothesline, knee lift, attempt at a Raven Effect onto the chair.
-The ref gets knocked twice.
-Raven has the match won, but Rudy is down.
-Gail slides in a guitar.
-Raven with a sleeper hold. Jarrett’s fading.
-He reverses it, but Raven with a drop toe hold into a chair.
-Raven gets the guitar, but Larry Zbyszko comes out and takes it from him.
-Jarrett with a low blow from behind after Raven punches Zbyszko.
-Jarrett gets the guitar, but Larry prohibits him from using it.
-Raven with a low blow on Jarrett.
-He goes to kabong JJ with the guitar, but Jarrett ducks and Raven nails Zbyszko instead.
-Jarrett kicks Raven and Strokes him.
-1,2,3!
Your winner: Jeff Jarrett
-Video package recapping everything ends the show.
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