TNA Impact Report 3/25

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TNA IMPACT REPORT
by Richard Trionfo @ 7:35:00 PM on 3/25/2005

TNA Impact Report for March 25, 2005
by Richard Trionfo

We are now less than a month from Lockdown, and it is time to see if Dusty Rhodes will give us a steel cage match with Kevin Nash, Diamond Dallas Page, and Sean Waltman facing Jeff Jarrett, Monty Brown, and William Pistol (Outlaw). What other matches will we see announced for Lockdown? Will we see A.J. Styles on this show? What will happen with the X Division title? Will Jeff Jarrett cut another promo that endears him to the fans in Orlando? Regardless of what happens on today’s show, it is Day 296 of the NWA World Title Held Hostage by Jeff Jarrett.

This week’s show starts off with Abyss entering Dusty’s ‘office’ while Traci and Trinity are looking over contracts. Meanwhile, A.J. Styles happens to be walking by with a member of TNA security.

We are live, on tape from Soundstage 21 at Universal Studios Orlando and your announcers are Mike ‘TNA’ Tenay and Don ‘Goober Junior’ West. Your pyro comes from day 132 of the Jarrett Title hostage siege. Don and Mike talk about the situation we just saw with Abyss, Traci and Trinity. We go to the conclusion of the situation. Abyss wants his title match with Jarrett, but Traci cannot find the contract. A.J. returns to the office and he tells Abyss that he will not be scared like Traci or Trinity. Abyss pushes Styles and then Styles goes after Abyss before they are separated by security.

It is time for our first match and out first is Buck Quartermain. His opponent is Trytan. Trytan throws Buck into the corner on a collar and elbow tie up. Buck punches Trytan, but Trytan throws him into the corner again. Trytan with a beel to Quartermain. Trytan with shoulder blocks in the corner followed by an elbow. Trytan with an Irish whip followed by a big boot. Trytan with punches to Quartermain in the corner followed by a boot to the throat. Quartermain with a drop kick to Trytan’s knee followed by more kicks to the leg. Trytan with a spinebuster followed by an F-5 for the three count at 2:08. We go to commercial.

We are back and Konnan is in the back and he wants to talk to William Pistol. He wants to know if Pistol is trying to break up 3 Live Kru. Brian James and Ron Killings stop by to break things up. Pistol says that he has some business to discuss with James. Konnan tells Killings that he knows that James is going to screw them over.

It is time for our next match and out come David Young and Lex Lovett. Their opponents are Jeff Hardy and Shocker. Hardy and Young start things off. Hardy with an arm bar, but Young reverses. Hardy with a kick and arm drag. Young punches Hardy. Hardy kicks Young and hits the screaming double leg drop. Shocker tags in and Hardy with a jumping leg lariat off Shocker’s back and Shocker hits a clothesline off Hardy’s back. Shocker with a small package, but Lovett makes the save. Lovett tags in. Shocker with a running boot to Lovett. Shocker goes to the apron on an Irish whip and then he hits a shoulder block to Lovett and then he goes up top for a clothesline. Hardy tags in and sends Lovett under the ropes on an Irish whip. Hardy chases Lovett outside the ring and when Lovett returns to the ring he distracts the ref so Young can send Hardy into the guardrail. Young rolls Hardy back into the ring. Lovett stomps on Hardy and then gives him a leg drop. Young tags in and punches Hardy. Young follows that with a drop kick. Lovett tags back in and he kicks Hardy. Lovett with a suplex and then he floats over into a Dragon Sleeper. Lovett sends Hardy into Young’s boot and then chokes him with his boot before Young tags in. Young with a clothesline to Hardy and then he chokes Hardy. Young with a back body drop and then he tags in Lovett. Hardy with a corkscrew moonsault onto Young and Lovett and he tags in Shocker. Shocker goes up top and hits a missile drop kick on both men. Shocker with drop toe hold followed by a rollup on Young for a two count. Hardy with a pescado on Lovett while Shocker gets the three count with the Shockwave on Young at 5:01. We go to commercial.

We are back and Kevin Nash is in the back talking to Michael Shane. Nash is looking for Dallas Page, and Michael said that he saw Page in the back stage area.

It is time for our next match and out first are Shark Boy and Cassidy Riley. Their opponents are the Disciples of Destruction (with Traci Brooks) Riley and Don start things off. Riley with a handspring elbow to Don. Shark Boy with a torpedo drop kick to Don. Ron comes in and he tries to choke slam Shark Boy, but Shark Boy with a wheelbarrow into a bulldog. Riley punches Ron and then tries a cross body, but Ron catches Riley. Shark Boy comes off and hits a torpedo drop kick on Riley’s back and that sends Riley on top of Ron. Ron goes outside and Traci talks to him. Don sends Shark Boy into the guard rail. Ron with a side slam to Shark Boy. Ron with a standing power slam to Shark Boy and Don tags in. Don with a double axe handle followed by elbow drop. Don with a big boot to Shark Boy. Ron tags in and Shark Boy gets a rollup. Ron punches Shark Boy and tags in Don. Shark Boy kicks Don and then Shark Boy with a drop kick and enzuigiri. Traci gets on the apron to check on Don and Shark Boy takes a bite out of Traci. Ron and Don attack Shark Boy and then Don catches Riley and throws him into the turnbuckle. Ron and Don hit the H Bomb on Riley for the three count at 3:33. We go to commercial.

We are back and Diamond Dallas Page comes out and he talks about Dusty’s announcement about the six ‘walls’ of steel match that was mentioned last week for Lockdown. He wants Dusty to come out for the answer. We go to the Chute of Facial Impact and the Director of Authority and his assistants make their way out. Dusty tells Page and the rest of the Orlando crowd that at Lockdown, one of the ‘six sides of steel’ matches will be Jeff Jarrett, William Pistol, and Monty Brown versus Kevin Nash, Sean Waltman, and Diamond Dallas Page. Page tells Monty that life is all about decisions and he made a mistake. Page calls Brown a fool for joining with Jarrett. He calls William Pistol the Court Jester. On the JarretTrons, they show footage of Jeff Jarrett in the back while The Naturals, Chris Candido, and William Pistol are beating someone up. They leave and we see Kevin Nash laid out. Page runs to the back to help Nash. We go to commercial.

We are back and Jeff Hardy is walking in the back and Raven stops him. Raven talks about Jeff’s match with Abyss. Raven talks about he has his group of fans and Jeff’s fans. Jeff says that he does not see their fans getting together.

It is time for our next match and out first is Sonny Siaki. His opponent is Apollo. Apollo tries to get the crowd behind him and then he has Sonny in a side head lock. Apollo with a shoulder block. Siaki tries for a leap frog, but Apollo stops short and punches Siaki. Apollo slaps Siaki. Siaki punches Apollo. Siaki with an Irish whip, but he runs into a boot from Apollo. Apollo with a tackle on Siaki. Apollo with a punch, but Siaki with a jumping leg lariat and a swinging neck breaker. Siaki with a punch to Apollo. Apollo with a sit out choke slam. Apollo and Siaki exchange forearms and chops. Siaki with a punch, but he runs into a super kick from Apollo. Apollo misses another attempt, and Siaki with a back breaker. Apollo gets the three count with a rollup at 2:39. After the match, Apollo and Siaki shake hands. From out of the Chute of Heelish Impact, Kid Kash and Lance Hoyt appear. Kash wants to know if he is seeing two guys who just wrestled each other loving all over each other. Kash says that he did not like their match. Kash says that TNA was called WRESTLING, not the Puerto Rican/Samoan soap opera. Kash says that TNA is where the biggest and baddest lock it up in the ring, and there is no lovemaking in the ring, so if they want to continue to do that, they can leave. Siaki has a mic and he challenges Kash and Hoyt to a match right now. Kash says that they will not come to the ring because he knows that Siaki wants his hands all over Kash. They would consider coming down to punch their teeth out. Siaki says that since they won’t come to the ring, they will go up there and take care of them. Apollo and Siaki go up the ramp of Heelish Impact while Kash and Hoyt go to the back. We go to commercial.

We are back and Shane Douglas is in the interview area with Dustin Rhodes, who will face Bobby Roode at Lockdown. Dustin says that Bobby is a great athlete. Dustin says that there has never been a Canadian who ever whooped a Canadian. From out of nowhere, Scott D’Amore comes out and tells Dustin to learn his history before Lockdown. Bobby says that we will have Canada versus the State of Texas, and he will prove that Canada is better than Texas.

It is time for our main event and out first is Phi Delta Slam (with Trinity). Their opponents are America’s Most Wanted in a non-title match. Before the match we find out that Team Canada will face America’s Most Wanted for the tag titles. Sassi starts things off with Harris. Sassi tries to punch Harris, but Harris moves and Harris punches Sassi out of the ring. Storm punches Tilly, and that brings him into the ring. Storm leaps over Harris and knocks Tilly out of the ring. We go to commercial.

During the commercial break (as a special feature for people who read this): One of the members of Phi Delta Slam throws a chair into the ring and Storm gets his hat and sits down. Trinity gets on the apron and Harris brings her into the ring. Storm spanks Trinity and then Harris press slams Trinity onto Phi Delta Slam outside the ring.

We are back and Sassi and Storm exchange punches. Harris and Storm with a double drop kick. Harris punches Sassi. Sassi with a back elbow and then he drops an elbow before Tilly hits an elbow drop. Tilly punches Harris and then Sassi tags back in. They hit a double butterfly slam followed by a boot to Harris’s head by Sassi. Tilly tagged back in and kicks Harris. Tilly punches Harris and then Storm. Storm comes in, but the ref sends him back outside. This allows Phi Delta Slam to hit a double back elbow. Tilly tags back in and punches Harris. Harris gets out of a slam attempt and he sends Tilly into Sassi, knocking Sassi off the apron. Harris hits a flying clothesline and he tags in Storm who punches and kicks Tilly. He punches Sassi on the apron and then gives Tilly and enzuigiri. Storm with a superkick to Sassi and Harris goes up top for a Death Sentence, but before he goes up, Team Canada runs in and they attack Harris causing the ref to ask for the bell at 6:55. Sassi suplexes Storm and Tilly goes up for the splash. From out of nowhere, Dustin Rhodes comes in and he helps Harris and Storm fight off Team Canada. We go to credits.

After the cameras stopped, America’s Most Wanted, Dustin Rhodes, and Team Canada fight on the ramp as the show ends.

If you are a fan of the X Division, do not miss next week’s Elimination match to get a shot at Christopher Daniels at Lockdown between Chris Sabin, Elix Skipper, Michael Shane, and Petey Williams because it is the best match that I have seen taped for Impact.

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