TNA iMPACT! Spoilers

RobyD · 05-09-2009, 06:06 AM

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May 14:
- Lethal Consequences came out to the stage, said a few things to the camera (no mic), and left.

- Mick Foley came to the ring. He said he had some very disturbing video of a confrontation between him and Jeff Jarrett in Nashville to show later tonight.

- Samoa Joe defeated Eric Young via pinfall. Joe took Eric to the back after the match.

- Intergender Stretcher Match: Awesome Kong defeated Cute Kip.

- Mick Foley came to the ring to show the footage. It began with Jarrett giving a tour of the Asylum in Nashville. Foley came up out of nowhere and then destroyed Jarrett around various spots.

- Team 3D Invitational Tournament Semifinal Match: British Invasion defeated Amazing Red & Suicide via pinfall. MMG interfered during the match, which enabled the Invasion to get the win.

The Guns took down Red & Suicide post-match and then Lethal Consequences came to the ring. Lethal got on the mic and said they were going to unmask Suicide. The four got an hold of him and Lethal tried to unmask but it wouldn't come off. Daniels then made the save, and he and Suicide shook hands afterwards.

- Daffney defeated Raisha Saeed via pinfall.

May 21:
- 1 on 2 Handicap Match: Kevin Nash defeated No Limit via pinfall. Nash got on the mic and said he would unleash his own Nation of Violence on Samoa Joe at Sacrifice.

- Jeff Jarrett came to the ring to address the video. He said there was one more spot open in the title match at Sacrifice, but it was filled now as he'd be in it. Foley came out and asked Jeff what he would sacrifice, and he suggested his "management voting rights." Jarrett said he was all in. As Jarrett walked to the back, Foley called him a coward and said he also has the right to make matches. He wants to make sure everyone is in good shape for Sacrifice so he's set up three of his own. Eric Young will take on Sting, Kurt Angle will go up against Matt Morgan, and Jarrett would face Samoa Joe. Foley also said he'd be taking on a "former world heavyweight champion."

- I Quit Match: Booker T defeated Jethro Holiday.

- Team 3D came to the ring to talk about the Invitational. Brother Ray said one day they're going to have to retire but they're going to make sure tag team is alive and well in the business right now. He then went off on the British Invasion, which led to them coming out. Devon started a brawl between the two teams but the Invasion got the upper hand on them. Rob Terry set up a table in the ring but Beer Money Inc. made the save. Sheik & Kiyoshi came out to the ramp and chatted with the Invasion as they walked up it to the back.

- 3 Way Tag Team Match: Christopher Daniels & Suicide defeated Lethal Consequences and Motorcity Machine Guns via pinfall.

- Jim Cornette led a contract signing between Angelina Love and Awesome Kong for their title match at the PPV. Kong tried to get her hands on Angelina afterwards, and that led to Rudy Charles being put through the table.

- Jeff Jarrett vs. Samoa Joe ended in a No Contest. Joe destroyed Jarrett through the iMPACT! Zone and tossed Slick Johnson into the guardrail. AJ Styles came out and shoved Joe, which led to a brawl between the two. Security held them back.

- Sting defeated Eric Young via pinfall.

Decent I guess.

RobyD · 05-09-2009, 06:33 AM

-Reports say these are out of order, as obvious as it is.

-We now have proof that Daniels isn't Suicide kayfabe wise. I'm assuming Kaz has returned.

-Lol at Kip being squashed. Highlight of the two shows.

-I'm really enjoying the Tag Team Tournament right now, best thing they have going right now. Beer Mnoey looking like Tweeners/Faces again is nice and fresh. Good job TNA.

-Why not just have Foley beat up Jarret on iMPACT! rather than showing house show footage?

-Kevin Nash sqaushing a good Tag Team!? Especially a HEEL Tag Team while he is also HEEL!? WTF!?

-Why do we have a random I Quit match with Jethro and Booker!?

-We have Jarret/Sting/Foley/Angle at Sacrifice as I predicted. I'm torn. I like this match personally. On the other hand, these are all over the hill guys. Anyways, it's a win-win-win-win situation really. If Jarret is no longer an authority figure, yay, we don't need so many. If Sting retires, yay, he's old and barely has it. If Foley drops the Title, yay THANK GOD. If Angle steps down as leader of MEM, yay, it'll give more time to someone else hopefully and will for sure be fresh.

-I wonder what they mean by Joe taking Young to the back. Like to talk to him? Is so, good, hopefully this means a well deserved push. To murder him. FUCK YOU TNA! If Joe goes to "kill" Young then he'll likely soon be released and that's horrible as he is one of my personal favorites.

-I expect Joe/AJ at Sacrifice which could be a very very good match.

-So we now have No Limits, Bashir and The British Invasion all alligned. Yeah. Fuck America. Always bring everyone down. That's a giant fucking stable of undercard guys.

-Ummmmmmmm where is Joe/Morgan (which I heard sees Morgan almost winning and gaining Angle's respect, possibly joining MEM), Foley/Former World Champion (which I would mark out for it to be Snow, as it would obviously be Foley pulling a rib) and Beer Money/British Invasion (I'm assuming we'll see this match at PPV giving a whole month for the Tag Titles Match build, which would be a smart move.

-The one thing I like about this these tapings is that it shows something that TNA has lacked forever: FORESHADOWING. With the Anti Americans slowly coming together, the AJ/Joe build, Daniels showing he isn't Suicide etc they are starting to develop structure to their chaotic show.

-Overall these look like absolutely horrible shows. I don't know what happened honestly. For the past 5 or 6 weeks I have been utterly entertained by their iMPACT!'s and now from this last weeks show and what looks like these shows will be doing, we get shit? WTF?

EDIT - I found these, they were taped on a different night.

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* TNA champion Mick Foley had his "first title defense", which was a comedy bit where he beat up a cardboard cutout of Rocky Balboa, beating it with the People's Elbow. This led to Jeff Jarrett, Sting and Kurt Angle all getting involved, so they are the three Sacrifice challengers.

* Kurt Angle defeated Matt Morgan in what was described to me as "shockingly good."

* Daniels pinned Chris Sabin.

-Daniels/Sabin could be good as could Homicide/Bashir.

-Well........a cardboard cutout of Rocky Balboa as former World Champion......well.....if you thought Al Snow was bad you're eating your words right now.

King Steventon · 05-09-2009, 09:14 AM

Wait, the main event of their next PPV is Foley vs Angle vs Sting vs Jarrett?!

And when did Joe turn heel?

Tommy Platinum · 05-09-2009, 11:22 AM

TNA's main events are shockingly bad. How often do they book a fatal four way with 4 guys over the age of 40? lol

Joe vs AJ would be good but like Steve, I had no idea Joe was heel.

RobyD · 05-10-2009, 04:39 AM

He's been tweening for like a month now, not giving a shit about about his Nation of Violence (HUH?). I'm guessing he completes hia Heel transformation during the next two weeks.

Sir Nicky Talent · 05-10-2009, 01:47 PM

Here's to Foley dropping the title soon. Also, get the booking straight. The Booker/Nash/Joe spots are just weird and really damaging talent.

The only thing I'm interested in is The Suicide/MCMG/Daniels/Lethal Consequences feud and The British Invasion.