iMPACT! - March 12th 2009 - Last Stop Before Destination X

James Deuce · 03-13-2009, 12:04 AM

Well, that was why I don't waste my time with TNA.

Seriously, what the fuck was that? I believe I could have come up with something better.

RobyD · 03-13-2009, 12:57 AM

They need to do two things. One, fire the guy who is writing the chaotic twists of alliances. ONLY him. That's the only guy I have a problem with. I don't like pointing fingers at Russo, but that is very Russo-esque writing. Secondly, PLEASE, whatever agent is writing the PPV matches should be doing the same thing for the iMPACT! matches. Even if it is just the main event each night because I don't have a problem with OKAY and MEDIUM matches that are just there, as long as at the end of the night we have a matchworth seeing.

God · 03-13-2009, 03:05 PM

TV Shows have NEVER been about putting on quality wrestling and long matches, thats a bonus. Most people know TV Shows are for storylines first and foremost. Its not even like they dont have much wrestling, its just the way its poorly spread out. Nearly 30 minutes of the 90 (Excluding adverts) were wrestling, thats 1/3 of the show.

God · 03-13-2009, 03:11 PM

Angle calls out Jarrett. Jarrett comes to the ring but is cut off by Mick Foley and BG James. BG and Foley try to talk Jarrett down and they appear to be successful as Jarrett and BG head backstage. Foley gets into the ring and essentially calls Angle an egomaniac who would rather see TNA fall than to lose his spot. Foley then tells Angle that if he wants to fight someone, why doesn’t he fight him. Foley asks Angle to give him the opportunity to Cactus Jack his ass. Angle backs off and leaves the ring.

Cornette asks Sting to do him a favour. Cornette asks Sting to leave Angle tonight and give someone else the chance to shine. Cornette asks Sting to pick a wrestler for a match tonight against Angle's choice. Sting agrees to it.

Morgan tells Lauren that he is going to make Abyss accept his challenge for Destination X.

Sheik Abdul Bashir vs. Rhino

Rhino has fallen very far down he card in recent months, from man eventing to opening in a nothing match against someone he isn’t even feuding with. Don West showed up late for work tonight as he shows up during the match. Bashir dodges a Gore but Rhino still catches him with a roll up for the win.

Rhino def Sheik Abdul Bashir

Bashir hits Rhino with a low blow after the match. Bashir then uses a chair to knock Rhino down and out. Bashir lays his headdress over Rhino in an attempt to humiliate him.

Madison Rayne looks to be a member of the Beautiful People now. Velvet Sky announced a six knockout tag match for Destination X of herself, Angelina Love and Madison Rayne vs. Roxxi, Taylor Wilde and the Governor.

Angle has asked the Main Event Mafia members to be his wrestler for tonight. Steiner and Booker are already wrestling and Nash isn’t cleared to wrestle.

Cornette tells Booker he is only getting the title back if he signs a contract saying the police wont get involved again. Booker talks about wanting to face Styles, when Cornette takes out a contract for a match Booker backtracks. Cornette tricks Booker by asking if he is too old to keep up with Styles. Booker takes the contract and signs it.

Eric Young is asking Sting to pick him for the match tonight. Sting reluctantly agrees.

Samoa Joe says at Destination X he will get back what made him something to fear.

Lethal Consequences have chosen L.A.X. as their partners for tonight.

Angle is trying to get Kiyoshi as his wrestler for tonight. Kiyoshi doesn’t seem to understand Angle and ends up annoying him. Angle cheap shots Kiyoshi before hiding behind the MEM security.

Matt Morgan & Beer Money Inc vs. Abyss & Team 3D

A low blow from Jacqueline on Brother Devon allows the Last Call from Storm to be hit to eliminate him. Storm gets disqualified for spitting beer in the face of Brother Ray. Sit out Full Nelson bomb from Ray eliminates Roode. A choke slam eliminated Brother Ray leaving Morgan and Abyss. Lauren talks Abyss out of using the tacks and as a result Abyss eats the Carbon Footprint for the finish.

Matt Morgan & Beer Money Inc def Abyss & Team 3D

Abyss accepts Morgan's challenge after the match.

Don West and Mike Tenay argue again resulting in West walking off again.

After the break Mick Foley has taken his place at the broadcast table.

Madison Rayne w/The Beautiful people & Cute Kip vs. Taylor Wilde w/ Roxxi & The Governor

Taylor gets the wins with a sunset flip after referee Traci Brooks pushes her back.

Taylor Wilde def Madison Rayne

All the knockouts including Traci get into a fight after the match. Cute Kip ends up making the difference to allow the Beautiful People to come out on top.

The MEM come to the ringside and argue with Foley and Tenay. Security move in before Booker and Foley come to blows. Steiner comes in from behind and jumps Foley with a lead pipe. BG James amongst others come out to check on Foley. BG is on camera more tonight than when he was still an active wrestler.

Foley has been busted open but is refusing to leave in an ambulance.

Lethal Consequences and LAX vs. Main Event Mafia and MCMG

For the first time, the Machine Guns come out the hell entrance tunnel instead of the baby face tunnel. Hernandez powers Sabin up into the air and hits him with the Border Toss to pick up the win.

Lethal Consequences and LAX def MEM and MCMG

Angle still hasn’t found a partner and is trying to convince Brutus Magnus. Magnus flat out refuses. Angle finally settles on Rocco of the MEM security.

Rocco w/ Kurt Angle and MEM Security Sal vs. Eric Young w/ Sting

Sting now seems to be officially baby face again as he comes out the baby face tunnel. Rocco missed a big splash off the top rope and Eric Young somehow got him up for a Death Valley Driver. Young is stronger than he looks.

Eric Young def Rocco

Angle jumps Young after the match until Sting gets involved. The MEM security make it three on one until Foley comes to the ring to help Sting. Steiner & Nash join in and attack Foley. Jeff Jarrett returns with a steel chair in hand and cleans house. Jarrett turns to take out Steiner and Nash but Sting stops him. Jarrett then names himself the special referee and Foley the special enforcer for Destination X.

R-Truth · 03-15-2009, 01:54 AM

Great impact this week i liked it a lot leading into DX this sunday.

And DW on commentary is gold that is what TNA had to do from the start get a Heel commentator and a Babyface commentator.

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