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Joey storms through the curtain, his face and referee uniform stained from ...
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May 6th Just moments after Equinox Attacks Nicholas
Joey storms through the curtain, his face and referee uniform stained from the mist Equinox sprayed at Nicholas during the bout with Enzo. The cameraman recording this transpire seemingly cannot back up fast enough as Joey advances too quickly and decides to shove him down to the floor
Joey Nicholas: Get out of my way you useless piece of shit! Arrggghhh!
Joey screams in agony as he begins to wipe his eyes with the uniform
Joey Nicholas: Is it so much to ask for some freaking water around here!?
I am the Two-time Lightweight champion and I demand some water now!
Michelle Kelley witnesses this scene and begins to smirk. She then glances over at John who is currently chuckling at Joey’s misfortune
Michelle Kelley: (Grinning) C’mon John lets go get the scoop!
John: I like your thinking!
John proceeds to start up the camera and hoist it atop his shoulder
John: (to Michelle) Ready when you are!
Michelle with her microphone in hand advances toward the distressed champion who has finally received a cloth and water to wipe his eyes clean
Michelle Kelley: (Mockingly) Are you alright Joey?
Joey Nicholas: What are you blind!? Of course I’m not!
Michelle Kelley: (snickering) No, but it sure seems like you are!
Joey Nicholas: Wow did you come up with that one yourself Michelle?
Michelle nods her head smirking
Joey Nicholas: (Laughing) Did it really take you this long to come up with that one? I mean for sure you had something else stored ready to unload on me after all these weeks?
Joey continues his puzzled stare at Michelle for a moment with no answer
Joey Nicholas: You are so pathetic Michelle! At least come up with something good! I should might as well of said in retaliation that your hair looks stupid!
Joey Laughs hysterically all the while Michelle begins to grow furious
Michelle Kelley: You think I’m pathetic!? You of all people shouldn’t dare think of such lies! I’m going to take off my heel and stick it straight up your…
John quickly intervenes
John: Michelle! Not now, get the scoop!
Michelle’s lip twitches as she regains her composure
Michelle Kelley:(Takes a deep breath before continuing) What is your reaction to Shadow Equinox’s attack on you just moments ago?
Joey Nicholas: (Sternly) Deeds continues to make my life a living hell at every chance he gets, but what he fails to realize is that over and over again the result will always be the same, whether it be for my beloved championship or for respect, Joey Nicholas will always come out the victor! And come Hostile Takeover in Tokyo, Japan, I will raise my gold high above my head all the while Lindsay Monahan declares me the winner and STILL CWA World Lightweight Champion!
Joey arrogantly smirks into the camera before Michelle continues
Michelle Kelley: With that being said Mr. Anderson has just announced that you will be competing next time on Adrenaline rush in Knoxville Tennessee against the only active woman wrestler on the CWA roster, Toxic Rain! What are your thoughts on this upcoming bout?
Joey Nicholas: So, I’m scheduled to face off with the dike of CWA huh? Should be a fun warm up. Hell, maybe I’ll smack some of the ugly off her so she may one day look half way presentable. (Laughs) But in all seriousness I really do want you to bear witness me destroying the man in your relationship Hawk Bonsen because lets face it, Toxic Rain is the better of you two and it will be The Real Deal’s pleasure in beating down one half of the number one contenders for the tag titles and taking back at least one of the titles back to my comrades in the Champion’s Locker room!
Joey grins cunningly into the camera as it fades to black
The scene opens up to the front gate of a cemetery. Night has fallen in the area and a storm has seemingly passed, now in the distance. With a flash of lightning, a dark figure is shown briefly at the gate to which the camera rotates to the front of, thunder resounding in the distance. With another flash of light the figure is revealed as Joey Nicholas staring sternly at the wrought iron gate. After a moment Joey draws closer to the gate and proceeds to slip into the entrance to the cemetery. The scene cuts to another camera following in front of Nicholas who can now be seen clearly down a path of gravestones.
Joey Nicholas: The rain has now stopped, but it’s only the quiet before the real storm in Tokyo, Japan, Deeds! Your obsession for your minion Shadow Equinox defeating me for my Lightweight Championship has seriously impaired your ability to decipher what is fantasy and what is reality, and once the date strikes June 3rd your apprentice will come up short yet again! Looking back you and I have had quite the history in just a two month span Equinox, dating all the way back to your debut in the CWA on March 25th
The scene cuts to the Adrenaline Rush episode: Nicholas remains distracted by Deeds as a figure slowly climbs out of the tear in the ring. Black liquid oozes from its mouth as Nicholas senses something isn’t right and turns around. Nicholas comes face to face with Shadow Equinox. After a tense stare down Nicholas is blinded by a black mist that is sprayed from the mouth of Equinox. Nicholas falls backwards holding his eyes as Equinox returns to where he came from and crawls back into the tear in the ring. The medics quickly come to Nicholas aid and try to clear out his eyes. The scene cuts back to Joey with a shovel in hand, beginning to dig up the earth in front of a tombstone.
Joey Nicholas: I took that stunt of yours to be a challenge to my Lightweight championship in which you and I would then partake in one of the most grueling bouts of my career at In Exile. However in the end, The Real Deal was just too much for you Equinox.
Footage from In Exile is now shown: Nicholas off the ropes, Equinox sprays the Black Mist at Nicholas but misses. Nicholas ducks it and spins Equinox around before he hit’s the Deal breaker. 1, 2, 3. The camera comes back to Nicholas a few feet below the earth continuing to shovel
Joey Nicholas: After that bout I figured I was rid of the both of you for good and on to my next challenge. However, that was not the case as the weeks that soon followed, your mind games began yet again after one of my matches and again while I was refereeing your match with Frankie Enzo.
Equinox comes from under the ring and sneaks up behind Nicholas. Nicholas turns and is face to face with the man he beat at In Exile. Neither man moves until the lights go out. When the come back on Equinox has disappeared to leave a confused and maybe even worried Joey Nicholas alone in the ring. The camera cuts to the following episode: Equinox confronts Joey the referee, spinning him around. Nicholas was caught off guard and blinded with the Black Mist of Equinox who has seemingly had enough. Nicholas swings blindly trying to catch Equinox. Equinox thinks quickly and sends Frankie Enzo to the wolves. Nicholas grabs Enzo and hit’s the Deal Breaker thinking it was Equinox. Equinox stood back and took advantage by pinning Enzo and taking the fast count for the victory. Camera fades back to Joey nearly six feet under throwing dirt topside.
Joey Nicholas: Everything I have accomplished in my career, I’ve done so by seizing the opportunity and always staying one step ahead of my opposition and I did just that when you tried to attack me on the last Adrenaline Rush, I was more than ready for you!
The scene from the last Adrenaline Rush is shown: Joey kicks the middle rope up just as Equinox climbed through it. Nicholas pulled Equinox the rest of the way into the ring and hit another Deal breaker to leave his opponent at Hostile Takeover down and out. The scene cuts back to Nicholas above the grave next to the tombstone leaning on the shovel wiping sweat above his brow with a rolled up sleeve.
Joey Nicholas: Lo and behold a fresh grave has been dug, surrounded by the darkness. No, this grave isn’t for me Deeds, it’s for your minion‘s CWA career.
A flash of Lightning strikes yet again revealing the Tombstone to read: Shadow Equinox March 25, 2009 - June 3, 2009
Joey Nicholas: Come this Wednesday at Hostile Takeover, I promise you Equinox will be in for the most brutal evening of his pathetic life. Not only will he be fearing the end, he will be praying for it! You have already failed to dethrone me from the top of the Lightweight division back in April and come June in Tokyo, I will pull through like I always do, all the while you’ll come up short in your crusade of darkness yet again. The Deal Breaker shall seal Equinox’s fate as it’s echoed all throughout Tokyo: The winner and still World Lightweight Champion, Joey Nicholas!
The shot shifts to one inside the grave looking up at Joey whilst he picks up the shovel and proceeds to bury the camera laughing cunningly.The camera is slowly covered in dirt and before long the picture finally goes black and silent.
The scene opens up to downtown Los Angeles in Joey Nicholas’ loft inside the hallway leading to his bed room. The camera draws nearer to the doorway and slips into the room where Joey Nicholas and a stunning woman lay under the sheets both staring intently at the ceiling. Joey suddenly turns his attention to the naked beauty under the covers and begins to speak.
Joey Nicholas: It’s depressing to think that just two days ago I was the most sought after champion at the top of my game, beating all of those who opposed me and even retaining my title against that parasite Shadow Equinox, only for Anderson to blindly throw me right back down to the end of the line out of jealousy making me to claw my way back up for a title even though I never even lost mine!
The girl nods her head listening intently
Joey Nicholas: I mean not only was I the first ever Light heavy weight champion, I was in fact the only two-time champion that the CWA has yet to see! It’s such a disgrace to my legacy! And what is to be my reward for such a compelling feet?
The woman shakes her head, anxiously awaiting an answer
Joey Nicholas: Anderson has forced me to partake in the most demeaning tournament of jobbers to crown the first ever X-fly championship! What else do I, Joey Nicholas have left to prove to my insane boss Sarah? I have constantly demonstrated time and time again that I am indeed the Real Deal of the CWA! I’ve only been pinned once in my entire career and this is how he dares to treat me!?
Sarah sits up rearranging the covers to shield her breast from the camera
Sarah: On the flip side just think if you win this tournament Joey, you will go down in the books as the first holder of both of those championships! And with that great addition to your resume all that could follow is more fame and money!
Sarah grins while Nicholas takes in her statement with a smirk and gives her a long sensual kiss
Joey Nicholas: You’re absolutely right it’s time for Joey Nicholas to evolve with the times!
Joey leans over to his bag and takes out the CWA Lightweight championship and places it before him on his lap
Joey Nicholas: I’ve grown into a bigger star than this championship entitled. I need to be competing in a league with no weight limitations! Anderson has me facing some Jobber named Brett Storm in the first round of the tournament. He thinks he’s the next Hitman or something. It really is pathetic to see a grown man play dress up for a living.
Sarah snickers while Joey lets out a laugh
Joey Nicholas:I’ll be making that annoying Canadian my bitch when I kick his teeth right down his throat and advance closer to my new championship! History is going to be made when Joey Nicholas is written down in the books as not only the first ever CWA Lightweight Champion but also the first ever X-Fly champion!
Sarah bites her lip and gives Joey an aroused look
Sarah: It’s so sexy when you make these declarations Joey!
Joey gives Sarah a playful smirk
Joey Nicholas: Well show me what you’d like to do about that then!
Sarah takes the covers with her off the mattress as she gets up from the bed and walks closer to the door, all the while the camera zooms out into the hallway while this transpires. Sarah with her back to the camera drops the covers revealing her bare back along with a black G-string before she slams the door shut, ending the scene.
The scene opens up to a private pool on the rooftop of Joey Nicholas’ complex. Women are flooding the area in jaw dropping bikinis whether they be waitresses serving beverages or are the ones entertaining their sugar daddies. The camera zooms into the patio focusing on an elevator door for a moment before it opens up revealing Joey Nicholas in his swim trunks, and a towel draped over his shoulder. Before Joey is even able to take a step out onto the patio, a group of four stunning beauties break their neck to check the former champion out. Joey gives them all a playful smirk to which they all turn to each other smiling and begin to talk Joey up to one another. Joey grins into the camera and finally steps out onto the patio
Joey Nicholas: The last Adrenaline Rush saw history in the making. Not only did I defeat that little puissant Bret Storm, I did so in record time! And if that wasn’t historic enough, the newly formed Brotherhood debuted putting the entire locker room on notice.
Joey walks to one of the loungers at poolside and sets his towel over it before putting some sunglasses on and lays down on the chair, his face towards the camera
Joey Nicholas: On July 1st, Adrenaline Rush will be live from the middle of nowhere in North Dakota where all those poor ass mountain people will spend their life savings to come out from their meth labs or their trailers to see me partake in the second round of the X-fly tournament. I just recently attempted to look at videos of my opponent Don De Vries but unfortunately I never got through the entire tape as it put me to sleep faster than a Roberto promo. But from what I witnessed while I was awake De Vries, you seem to be all talk and little to nothing else. The only notable thing you’ve done in the CWA was partake in a Jobber battle royal at Hostile takeover, eliminating three talent less nobodies that will never amount to anything in this business and yet you’re already claiming the title to be yours?
Joey chuckles and motions to a waitress wearing a skimpy pink bikini over to him to take his order for a drink after he whispers it in his ear he gives her a little smirk while giving her ass a slap with his hand to which she giggles and walks away to get his drink. Joey looks back into the lens and continues.
Joey Nicholas: Just last week you finally beat some no name talent in St. Deuce to pick up your first and only victory in the CWA.
Joey claps a few times
Joey Nicholas:That’s really cute of you to think so highly of yourself so early on “Elephant man,” as you claim yourself to be. And if that’s not pathetic enough, you even go on and on in some fantasy that you are on top of some animal kingdom as an ugly, fat, disgusting elephant. Here’s a news flash Don, this is a wrestling business not the Lion King, so feel free to join us back in reality at anytime! The one thing that is for certain De Vries is that you aren’t even fit to breath the same air as me much less step alone in a wrestling ring with me! So I will be waiting in Fargo for your sorry ass to stumble to the ring and get your ugly ass handed to you! I may actually feel pity for the embarrassment that you will succumb to once you and I lock horns De Vries, because when it comes down to it, Joey Nicholas is the hottest commodity to ever grace the CWA and I’ll prove just that when I raise my hand in victory over your lifeless body and go on to Redemption to take what I am destined to have, the X-fly championship!
Joey gleams at the camera for a moment before the waitress brings the drink that he ordered. As the two begin to strike a flirty conversation the camera fades to black
*The victor from the match celebrates as his theme roars throughout the arena. As he marches towards the top of the ramp his music cuts short, and the lights in the arena go dark. Supernaut suddenly begins to blare through the speakers all the while spotlights zoom around the crowd, increasing in pace before finally everything goes dark again. A moment later a spotlight appears at the top of the ramp revealing two posing figures. Joey Nicholas showing off his chiseled stomach through his unbuttoned shirt his fist clenched in the air, the other; Ultimate Pain, with his World Championship belt overhead. The two begin their descent down the ramp, ignoring the crowd as they attempt to insult them. As they make their way into the ring they are both handed microphones from Lindsay Monahan. Joey puts the mic to his mouth first to speak.*
Joey Nicholas: "Alright, alright. Time for all you obese maggots to shut your traps! The epitome of greatness, also known as Pain and myself, have something to say!"
*The crowd erupts in a chorus of boos as Joey turns his attention to Pain who has since slipped his aviators off, whilst slinging his World Title over his shoulder.*
Ultimate Pain: "Well, well, well. Seems old Charlie boy has decided it was in CWA's best interest to sanction a main event match involving the Brotherhood's two hottest commodities, myself and Joey. Yeah, yeah, that sounds great and all I hear you say, but it seems he managed to forget to tell us that we're also teaming teaming up with some no-name, low-life, eh...damn, I seriously still don't know his name?"
*Joey comes over and whispers something in Pain's ear, to which Pain nods.*
Ultimate Pain: "...So yeah, thanks to Charlie, we're teaming up with some no hoper by the name of Judy Waltzers. Are you sure that's it Joey?"
*Joey nods whilst smirking, clearly amused at his own joke.*
Joey Nicholas: "Yeah, that's definitely it Pain. Thanks to Charles' "clever" idea, we now have a chance of actually losing our first match together."
*Ultimate Pain laughs a little.*
Ultimate Pain: "Well, that is until you look at our opponents Joey."
Joey Nicholas: "Good point Pain. Even so, we don't want some chance defeat thanks to Waltzers. So for his, and our sake, lets hope CWA’s newest acquisition can step up his game because let's not forget he's not in Washed-up Society anymore. The 'Hood's advise to you Judy is to make sure you keep Adams busy whilst we beat down McCoy and Roberto respectively. We want to make an example of our opponents heading into Redemption and we can’t do that if you mess up and cost us the match!
Ultimate Pain: "And of course I want my undefeated streak, the longest in CWA history incase you didn't know, to remain intact."
Joey Nicholas: "It'd be pretty hard for people not to know by now I'd say, you do mention it quite a lot."
*Pain narrows his eyes at Nicholas.*
Ultimate Pain: "Clearly someone's been spending too much time with Matt. Anyways, how about we have a little run-down on our opponents? First we have Doc Adams."
*Joey looks thoughtfully at this name, stroking his chin, apparently trying to imagine who Adams is.*
Joey Nicholas: "He sounds familiar, tell me more Ulti."
Ultimate Pain: "Oh I'd say he is quite familiar to you Joey. He happens to be the man who you beat twice, to become a two-time Lightweight Champion here in CWA."
Joey Nicholas: "Ahh yes. Two of the many times I handed his ass to him! Hell even Waltzer's put a beating on him last Adrenaline Rush. I’ll actually be surprised if he even has the cojones to lace up his boots tonight!"
*Those in attendance boo this, showing their obvious love for Adams, as Joey and Pain chuckle at their mocking "run-down" of The Doc.*
Joey Nicholas: "And then of course there's my Redemption opponent, Ralph McCoy."
Ultimate Pain: "Ralph McWho? I don't believe I'm familiar with him?"
Joey Nicholas: "Ohh, you know him. He's that slow moron that everybody loves because he's such an underdog! Between his hideous accent, and his even more horrible teeth he simply disgusts me. Don't even get me started on how he insults my intelligence. Everytime I hear him speak I feel like I'm getting a little stupider."
*Ultimate Pain is seen pondering this description behind Joey.*
Ultimate Pain: "Still isn't ringing any bells over here."
Joey Nicholas: "Maybe you'll get to meet him with his back on the mat as I pin him 1-2-3 tonight. It'll be my way of telling him that he has no chance of winning my X-Fly Title."
Ultimate Pain: "And maybe if he's lucky, he'll get to meet the Ullllllllltiiimaateeee..."
Joey Nicholas: "Too early Pain. We haven't even got to Roberto yet."
Ultimate Pain: "Ahhh, my old buddy Roberto. How could I possibly forget your good self? You'd think I'd get tired of getting into the ring with you, wouldn't you? But you know something, I'm not. Who could ever get tired of picking up easy victories everytime they step in the ring?"
Joey Nicholas: "Haven't you only beaten him once?"
*Pain simply ignores Joey.*
Ultimate Pain: "Anytime I look at that card, and see myself and you in the same match, I know I'm going to walk out on the winning side."
*Joey can be seen in the background with a conveniently placed iPhone in hand.*
Joey Nicholas: "No, seriously Pain, you've only beaten Roberto once. It says right here on my iPhone!"
*Pain gives Joey a cold stare.*
Ultimate Pain: "Really? How much time have you been spending with my brother?!"
*Joey continues on regardless of Pain's obvious anger.*
Joey Nicholas: "Hell, even Kennif has as many victories over him as you do."
Ultimate Pain: "Wow, no kidding? Really? Can I see that for a minute?"
*Joey hands Pain the iPhone which Pain then slams onto the mat and begins to jump on repeatedly. Pain then picks the iPhone up and has a look.*
Joey Nicholas: "Ugh, dude...That was kind of expensive...?"
Ultimate Pain: "Man, not even a scratch. Whoever makes this amazingly fabulous iPhone...it's definitely Brotherhood approved!"
*Pain flashes a huge grin at the camera and gives it a thumbs up whilst showing the still perfect iPhone as well.*
Joey Nicholas: "Nice way to work in an Apple plug. That's bound to get us a raise in our contract."
Ultimate Pain: "Here's hoping. Anyways, where was I? Ah yes, Roberto. All I'm going to do is wish you and your little crew of misfits luck tonight. This match may be seen to some as nothing more than a warm-up for Redemption, but the losers will have this defeat in the back of their mind at the PPV.
Joey Nicholas: "All three of you better think about that when you're in the ring with "The Real Deal" Joey Nicholas...
Ultimate Pain: "...And the Ullllltiiimaaaaateee...PAAAAAIIIN!!"
Joey Nicholas: "And I guess Jay Walters?"
*Pain looks puzzingly at Joey*
Ultimate Pain: "Wait...who?"
However Joey is too busy climbing a turnbuckle taunting the crowd. Pain then shrugs, slides his aviators back on and joins Joey, holding his title over his head, as Adrenaline Rush cuts to a break.*
The scene opens up to one inside The Real Deal Joey Nicholas’ loft at the entrance looking in. The camera slowly moves down the hallway, proceeding to round the corner to where Joey is standing with his back to the camera, staring intently to a wall of credentials that have come thus far in his young career. The camera slowly peaks over the man’s shoulder to reveal the contents hanging from the wall. The most noticeable object is the defunct CWA World Lightweight Championship laid out across the wall at the top with various pictures of Joey with the belt throughout the months of his two reigns below it. The camera zooms back out to show Joey turning around to face the camera.
Joey Nicholas:My oh my how time flies! It seems like just yesterday my name was resounded throughout New York City as the first ever CWA Lightweight Champion.
Joey is seemingly in a daze for a moment as the camera pans in on a photo of Joey holding the defunct title overhead after his win. As Joey begins to speak the camera returns on him
Joey Nicholas: I would hold onto that very title until February, at the Extravaganza known as Uprising, in Las Vegas where I would be robbed of my very livelihood by the most despicable man I’ve ever known in Jack Adams!
Joey frowns at the thought before he continues
Joey Nicholas: That would only be a minor hiccup in my extraordinary journey as Lightweight champion, for just two weeks later I wiped the floor with Adams and not only regained what was rightfully mine but also became the only two time champion in CWA history to date!
The camera zooms at yet another photo, this one however shows Joey spitting on Adams. The shot captures the saliva in midair before it lands on the Doctor’s motionless body. Joey smirks before continuing.
Joey Nicholas: Soon after I ran through the ranks of the Lightweight division untouched and unscathed to the point of boredom with my position in the company. Charles soon took notice of my overwhelming dominance, and felt it better to strip me of the very title that defined who Joey Nicholas was! And if that wasn’t torture enough, he might as well had slapped me in the face when he made the title defunct and somehow deemed it necessary that I partook in an eight man tournament for a newly developed championship belt!
Joey looks around his loft for a moment as if to carefully think of what to say next
Joey Nicholas: The whole process was clearly meant for me to scratch and claw my way back to title contention, but with no surprise I tore through Brett Storm and Don De Vries with ease in the pathetic tournament.
Joey then starts to advance down the hallway, the Lightweight Championship slowly becoming distant as the camera backs away from it
Joey Nicholas: It is now time to look ahead towards my new goal, The X-fly Championship! What’s in the past is done now as it is time for The Real Deal to evolve and move one step closer to superstardom!
Joey rounds the corner before suddenly stopping to the front door, his suitcase at his feet.
Joey Nicholas: This brings me to my opponent at Redemption, the charity case Ralph McCoy. I’m sure you feel all high and mighty right now that you were for once actually on the winning side in a high profile match much less actually partake in the main event for the first and only time in your pitiable career! (Laughs) But let me remind you McCoy, you will not have Adams nor Roberto in your corner when I tear you apart in our bout. Come Redemption, you will succumb to the realization that I am completely better than you in each and every humanely way possible!
Joey begins to grasp the handle for his luggage and begins to stroll out of his room shutting the door behind him. He turns again towards the camera with a content grin on his face as he begins his stroll down the hallway.
Joey Nicholas: I’ll also have you know McCoy, that you are not even a taste of championship material. Yes, you always impress, you always shine, and make the crowd cheer for you. But the difference here between you and me is that I always win irregardless of what the people out in the stands think of me!
Joey proceeds to step onto an elevator as the camera cuts to one on the first floor just as The Real Deal begins to step out of the elevator and progresses towards the front entrance of the complex, his eyes in the camera.
Joey Nicholas: The wins, the loses, the blood, the sweat, the tears, the very problems within my life I can handle as long as I have that one prestigious title around my waist which mark my words, will be the X-fly championship! I was already the inaugural holder of the now defunct Lightweight championship and it only seems fitting that I do the same for the X-fly championship and cement my legacy in the CWA. No pathetic excuse of a human being like yourself Ralph, is going to deny Joey Nicholas of his destiny!
Joey has since walked outside where the ‘Hood Express is waiting on him to take the group to LAX to fly to Moscow.
Joey Nicholas: And how fitting is the name of the next PPV Redemption, for come July 29th I’m redeeming myself in becoming a champion once agai…
But before Joey can finish his declaration Matt Jones slides open a window on the ‘Hood express and calls out to Joey.
Matt Jones: Are you almost done Joey? God you take longer than Ulti to finish a damn promo!
Joey ignores Minimal pain’s attempts to distract him
Joey Nicholas: The Real Deal with leave Moscow the first eve…
Matt Jones: Joey , I’m not kidding this is taking way too long. We’ve got a flight to catch!
Angrily Joey snaps back at Pain
Joey Nicholas: I’m not you’re brother Matt! If you don’t shut you’re mouth, my boot is going to knock your teeth out!
Joey awaits for a response from Minimal Pain who has now sat back in his seat as Nicholas begins to load his bags in the under carrier. Unbeknownst to Matt the window is still open
Matt Jones: (Under his breath) I’d kick your ass
Joey’s head jerks towards the window suddenly
Joey Nicholas: (Furiously) Oh yeah!? We’ll see about that! I’m going to make you my bitch!
Joey runs up the steps onto the bus as the doors close behind him. Matt Jones then lets out a shriek that pierces the camera as the bus presses forward down the street ending the scene.
Just mere moments after Redemption goes off the air
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The scene opens up with Michelle Kelly standing next to Joey Nicholas with a CWA.com exclusive box at the corner of the screen
Michelle Kelly: Good evening ladies and Gentlemen, Michelle Kelly here with the newly crowned X-fly champion, Joey Nicholas! Joey has requested to publicly share his thoughts on what transpired during the mainevent bout between Rich Stone and Ultimate Pain just moments ago.
Joey sternly looks into the camera
Joey Nicholas: The match was going great and dandy for my man Ulti and I wanted to get a better view from ringside, so I decided to make my presence known. Many ask well weren't you trying to bash Stone's skull in with the chair?
Joey chuckles
Joey Nicholas: I was merely giving Ulti a chair to rest on as he was completely toying with Stone and he looked absolutely bored out of his mind. But as you may guess it was taken the wrong way and CWA's "Hero" Doc Adams had to make the save!
Joey begins to scowl
Joey Nicholas: I'm starting to grow very tired of your interference with the Hood's business old man. I suggest you mind you're own business next time or the people you love may be getting a visit from The Real Deal personally, and you and I both know that wont turn out pretty! You have been forewarned Jack!
Joey storms off the set as the picture turns black
The scene opens up to Joey Nicholas standing in a field of sorts, wearing a brown trench coat and an umbrella in hand to cover himself from the downpour of rain overhead. Joey gives the camera his signature smirk before speaking.
Joey Nicholas: I Joey Nicholas, accomplished at Redemption what I promised I’d do, in that I became the inaugural holder of my second CWA championship to date by triumphing over Ralph McCoy to become the first ever holder of the X-fly championship! The Russian fans blindly cheered him on until the very end where he would ultimately fall victim to my boot knocking his ass out and me pinning him in the center of the ring. I celebrated for what was sure to be the match of the night!
Joey’s smirk soon fades and his replaced with a scowl
Joey Nicholas: However, my moment of glory was soon overshadowed by Walters completely decimating an old ass man in the upset of the night! I’ll tell you this Jay, the entire locker room including myself, saw Adams walking out that night as the victor. I mean who in their right mind could possibly predict that you a man who wets the sheets at the mere thought of doctors could be any real threat in the CWA?
Joey looks away from the camera taking a deep breath seemingly recollecting his thoughts before continuing
Joey Nicholas: What do you think your late crack whore of a mother would think of you beating up on the elderly Jaime? I’m sure she would not be too proud of a her son tormenting those weaker than yourself now would she!?
Joey shifts hands in holding the umbrella as the rain continues it’s descent atop of him
Joey Nicholas: That victory has seemingly impressed you upon Charlie boy nonetheless as he has sanctioned the match that I personally asked for between you and I be contended for my X-fly championship on the next Adrenaline Rush.
Joey shakes his head in disgust at the mere thought
Joey Nicholas: A man who gets night terrors from doctors and decides to lash out on innocent ones for their career choice alone is the scum of the earth in my book Jay. You’re Mother just couldn’t put that crack pipe down and it’s her own damn fault not the doctor who had something better to do rather than help someone who didn‘t want their assistance in the first place! Mark my words I’m going to make you realize that you are not exempt for your sins when my shoe is down your throat!
Joey then proceeds to crack his neck a few times as if to relieve some tension
Joey Nicholas: And to top it all off you not only effected my CWA record by costing us the main event tag match a few weeks back, you also managed to tamper the Hood‘s leader, Ultimate Pain’s streak in the process! Now two big “L’s” have been added to our resumes that will never be erased, and it will indeed be my greatest pleasure in redeeming the brotherhood by whoopin’ that ass all over Wisconsin! I will take great gratification in disciplining you like the filthy dog that you are for ever thinking you could compete with the likes of me or Uliti!
Joey’s grin returns as quickly as it had gone
Joey Nicholas: I’m already hearing you now claim how Joey Nicholas will be nothing more than a paper champion and that my title win in Moscow was a fluke! Well let me remind you just who I am Jay. I am the man who has only been beaten once in his entire career in singles action and the only three time title holder ever in the CWA! You think your win against Adams impresses me in the least bit? 2008 marked my first victory over him, so please feel free to join us in 2009 at anytime Jay Boy! Adams was at his peak long before you came to this company! Come August 12th the new chapter in Jay Walters’ pathetic story of a life will be entitled, “Failure” as I retain my gold all the while exposing you as the fraud that you truly are!
Joey expressions soon turns to one that is grim as puts his hand into his coat pulling out a single red rose. The camera focuses out revealing that Joey has been standing beside Jay’s Mother’s grave this entire time
Joey Nicholas: Please forgive me for the pain and suffering your little jack ass of a son will soon endure Ms. Walters. Rest in piece.
Joey throws the rose towards the grave to which the focus of the camera becomes solely on the flower as it slowly falls atop of the grave soon revealing the tombstone to read: Nancy Walters 1949-1991. Soon afterward a stream of yellow liquid can be seen damping the stone. The camera focuses out to soon see Joey urinating on the tombstone cackling as the scene fades to black
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*We cut backstage where the camera is following what appears to be a backstage worker along the corridor. Eventually the man stops outside a door, marked in rather unique fashion, "The Brotherhood". The man knocks and awaits an answer. Some rumbling and other strange noises can be heard from behind the door. Finally Matt Jones pokes his head round the door, not allowing the camera or the CWA employee to see past him into the room.*
Matt Jones: "Yesssss?"
Employee: "What's going on in there?"
Matt Jones: "Oh you know, nothing out of the ordinary. Typical Brotherhood gaming warm-up for tonight. There is definitely not any unauthorized animals in here, that's for sure."
*The employee looks in confusion at Matt who appears proud at so "cleverly" putting the employee off his questioning.*
Employee: "Um, right. Well, the boss sent me. He says you, Joey and Pain have to head to the interview set and give Michelle a few words on tonight's match. You know, the usual hype."
Matt Jones: "A few words? Pah! This is my return to in-ring action! Do you know who I am guy? I'm the undefeated Matt "Mini Pain" Jones! I'm going to need a whole lot more than a few words sir."
*All this while, not only have the strange noises continued to have been heard behind the 'Hood door, but it appears Ultimate and Joey have decided to find out who was doing the knocking as they open the door entirely. Behind the door, the place is turned upside down, a total mess. There's a mini mountain of Mountain Dew cans in one corner, pizza splattered everywhere, a sofa turned upside down. Axl and Daren seem to be asleep in the middle of all this, whilst Kennif is sitting playing the 360 as ever, with what appears to be a chicken clucking away beside him. The employee looks in complete and utter amazement at what is happening behind the door, before it is quickly shut. Pain and Joey have ushered Matt out, who amongst the rush appears to have forgotten to put any trousers on.*
Ultimate Pain: "Did I hear someone say they wanted an interview with us? Waitaminute, you aren't Orlando or Michelle."
Employee (still a little bewildered): "Eh, yes. You, eh, have to go and meet Michelle at the interview set."
Joey Nicholas: "Wait, we have to go to her? What is this company coming to when the Champs have to go to some stupid interviewer? She should be coming to us!"
*Matt has since realized he is trouser-less.*
Matt Jones: "Awh guys, you're going to have to give me a second, I need to get some pants on."
*As Matt begins turning the knob to open the door, both Pain and Nicholas fumble around with pleas to prevent the hood member from entering the room once again
Joey Nicholas: “Matt don’t go…”
Ultimate Pain: “I wouldn't if I was yo..."
*Matt opens the door, ignoring both men’s advice when suddenly a huge roar can be heard from the room. Matt jumps back and slams the door shut. Whilst Joey and Ultimate chuckle, presumably at their idea of a joke.*
Matt Jones: "Damnit! You idiots let it out?"
Ultimate Pain: "What? It escaped!?"
Joey Nicholas: “Oh yeah now I remember guys, I opened the cage to see if it would eat some of that pizza you guys ordered. But even he wouldn’t eat that disgusting filth. However, I don’t recall locking the cage afterwards…My bad."
*Matt stares from Pain to the Real Deal baffled to say the least.*
Matt Jones: "What about the others!?"
Ultimate Pain: "Oh forget it, they'll be fine. Now c'mon. We'll tell John to capture you from the chest up. Isn't that right John?"
*A muffled yes can be heard from behind the camera as the three 'Hoodlums head off towards the interview area, leaving the CWA employee standing in a state of shock at what he has just witnessed. The camera whirls around to follow the ‘Hood members as the trio makes their way toward the interview set where Michelle Kelley is impatiently waiting, constantly glancing at her watch. After a few moments Ultimate Pain comes onto the set with Joey to his right and his brother to his left, all three grinning cunningly*
Michelle Kelly: “Ladies and Gentlemen, the three men to my right collectively known as the Brotherhood will be participating in the main event against the unlikely trio of Nickolas Arsen, Rich Stone, and Doc Adams. Can you give us your thoughts on tonight’s bout gentlemen?”
*As Michelle goes to put the mic towards Ultimate Pain, Matt Jones intervenes and passionately takes Michelle’s hand*
Matt Jones: “My darling, I give you my word, on my triumphant return to the ring I will be continuing my illustrious winning streak by making the winning pin tonight exclusively in your honor!”
*Michelle quickly retracts her hand before Joey grabs the microphone away from her*
Joey Nicholas: “C’mon Matt, don’t waste your time with this tramp!”
Michelle Kelly: “Excuse m…”
Joey Nicholas: (ignores Michelle)“I mean just look at Rich’s wife, Victoria Stone. She’s an elegant women that never gets pleased by her man because he’s too busy off in his own little world trying to become CWA champion. Clearly she would be the better catch am I right?”
Matt Jones: “Hmmmm Victoria Stone eh? She’ll be mine for the taking after I beat down her pathetic husband!”
Michelle Kelley: “ I think I just threw up a little bit in my mouth”
Joey Nicholas: “You’ve had worse in there”
Matt Jones: “Zing! Got her!”
*Both men laugh completely hysterical at Michelle’s expense for a moment before quieting down*
Michelle Kelly: “All this wasn’t even the question at hand!”
Joey Nicholas: “Do you ever keep your disgusting mouth shut?! The big boys are talking right now! Go ahead Ulti.”
*Michelle Kelly perplexed, uncharacteristically cooperates and quiets down. Meanwhile, Ultimate Pain strangely silent through all of this finally speaks up.*
Ultimate Pain: “Tonight marks the first step in terminating this “revolution” of sorts against us!”
Joey Nicholas: “Doc Adams has been a thorn in our side since we captured every title this business has to offer. I’ve warned him constantly that his interference will get him and his friends hurt but to no avail. Now tonight I will make your life turn full circle when I confine your ass to a wheel chair Jack!
Matt Jones: “Lest you both have forgotten by now I wish to keep my undefeated streak alive and well. Lets not repeat what happened in Miami, when the both of you lost to the Doc on your very first time teaming with one another!
Ultimate Pain:"Enough with the undefeated streak Matt. And everyone fine rightly knows, the only reason Joey and I lost to Doc last time was because we were teaming with that idiot Jay Walters who cost us the match!"
Joey Nicholas: "We definitely don't want a repeat of that now do we Pain?"
*Both Pain and Joey stare at Matt, insinuating he is the weak link.*
Ultimate Pain: "No doubt! It's time we put a stop to this "revolution" of sorts. Joey has the Doc's number, we all know that, so I'm expecting him to be as useless as ever in this match. Has he even won a singles match since his return?"
Joey Nicholas: "Of course not. I can't even remember the last singles match he actually won."
Matt Jones: "Might have been that one he beat you for the CWA Lightweight Title."
Joey Nicholas *angrily*: "That wasn't a singles match, and he didn't even pin me!"
Ultimate Pain: "As for Stone, he won't be the same man since I beat him. Heck, even the Doc seemed to be getting the better of him last week. That pretty much sums up the sortof form Stone's in right now doesn't it. In fact I can't even remember Stone winning a high profile match...?"
Matt Jones: "Well, he did beat Joey that one time, but yeah, I agree, I can't remember him winning a high profile match either."
*Matt chuckles away contently at his joke, as Joey stares infuriatedly at him. Pain simply ignores the quips from Matt and continues on giving Michelle his thoughts on his opponents.*
Ultimate Pain: "That just leaves Arsen then. I'm not even going to lie, I like what I've seen from him so far. He definitely has potential, unfortunately for him Anderson's decided to feed him to the lions tonight. He puts him in a team with two bumbling idiots, against two members of the greatest faction of all time...and Matt obviously. Now that's a recipe for your first loss in CWA Nick, but hey, at least you had a one match unbeaten streak. If you were Matt, you'd brag about that for the next two years."
*Everyone stares expectedly at Matt, waiting for his usual smartass comment about the opponent, and presumably Joey.*
Matt Jones: "Yeah, I actually got nothing on this guy. Somehow, even Joey hasn't been defeated by him."
*Joey finally snaps and swings for Matt, but Matt ducks and Joey instead hits the camera, knocking the picture off.*
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The scene opens up to a local bar in Atlanta, Georgia a few hours after Adrenaline rush went off the air. The camera pans around the building showing various couples and groups of friends enjoying their various beverages, a few customers are even enjoying a few rounds of pool on multiple pool tables strewn about the place. The camera zooms in on the actual bar area passing countless consumers who are ordering their drinks or enjoying them before it finally stops on Joey Nicholas sitting at the bar atop a stool, drinking from his cold mug and facing a man on his right. Only the back of the man’s head can be seen
Joey Nicholas: Matt sure has a lot of nerve to question my ability when he was the one to take the losing pin tonight! You and I both know that had I not been worried about Ulti, I would’ve had that match in the bag!
Joey takes a swig of his beer as the man still not shown nods in agreement
Joey Nicholas: The kid went and showed off during the entire match tagging himself in when Ultimate Pain was supposed to be sending a message to the Doc before Meltdown! And if that wasn’t embarrassing enough for the ‘Hood, that little runt went as far to taunt the crowd instead of fighting when he was actually in the ring! I don’t ever see how he won his one and only match, at least now I wont have to hear him preach every damn day that he is undefeated!
Nicholas laughs before gulping down a little more of his cold one
Joey Nicholas: I swear if I get any crap from the ‘Hood for going off on him in the locker room I’m going to absolutely snap!
Suddenly a loud snicker can be heard a couple of stools down the row from the men to which Joey quickly turns his attention to. The camera turns to face a heavy set man with red hair, and sweat stains on his green t-shirt, zits checkering his face.
Joey Nicholas: Can I help you lard ass?
Man: I couldn’t help but notice that you are Joey Nicholas, current CWA X-fly champion and the Ultimate Pain’s associate.
Joey seems annoyed
Joey Nicholas: Okay so? What do you want an autograph pepperoni face?
The overweight man chuckles ignoring Joey’s attempts to rile him up
Man: Oh God no. I just noticed that there seemed to be trouble in paradise amongst the most “dominant” stable in the CWA universe considering how the three most unlikely trio of rebels triumphed over the Brotherhood juggernaut in such dominating fashion earlier tonight!
The man puts his mug up to his mouth for a drink all the while Joey smirks and looks over to his companion
Joey Nicholas: This guy sure has some funny jokes! I should get to know him better!
The Real Deal abruptly jumps off the stool beer still in hand, and proceeds to sit next to the surprised fat man putting his arm around his shoulder. The obese man begins to sweat profusely
Joey Nicholas: What is your name?
Man: K…Ke…Ken
Joey Nicholas: And what is your profession Ken?
Ken: I’m a comic book clerk.
Joey Nicholas: Wow who would’ve guessed you were a cartoon nerd?
Ken: They’re not car..
Joey cuts him off
Joey Nicholas: Now I have to ask, just who in the hell was it that poisoned you with these ridiculous thoughts of the Bro’Hood Ken?
Ken: I was told of the tale through Nickolas Arsen when he came into my store earlier today asking for the newly released Avenger comic. He opened my eyes to the evil that you and the ‘Hood have purged throughout the CWA! I’ve never watched a single Adrenaline Rush until tonight when I witness Arsen, my newly found hero vanquish the Goliath known as the Brotherhood! Your guy’s luck looks to have run out as Arsen has set his sights on decimating all of you once and for all!
Joey bursts into hysterical laughter making everyone in the bar stop and stare over at Nicholas and Ken in annoyance for a moment before continuing what they were doing
Ken: I don’t see what’s so funny, you seemed scared shitless of Arsen when you were tagged in, you went as far as to feed the smallest one of your group to save any sort of face!
Joey’s grin fades quickly to a scowl
Joey Nicholas: So you like to be a smart ass eh? Well let me ask you this Ken, Who out of your newfound set of heroes would come to your rescue at this moment in time?
Ken looks at Joey with uncertainty
Ken: What do you mean?
Joey Nicholas: This isn’t some comic book where they can sense when an innocent bystander is in trouble Ken, do you think they would hear your screams of terror if you were to say get into any sort of trouble, ya know?
Ken’s smirk turns to one that is horrified whilst Joey takes his arm off of Ken as he takes the final gulp of his beer
Ken: I think I have to go!
Ken sets down his mug and places some cash down on the table before quickly getting off his stool. Joey turns around grinning cunningly before grabbing and twirling Ken around by his shoulder
Joey Nicholas: Wait Ken, you forgot something!
As Ken is forced to turn toward Joey, glass is suddenly scattered across the bar room floor as the glass mug that Nicholas finished is smashed over his skull. The big man falls to the floor instantly in a daze as blood begins to trickle down his forehead. The entire bar room becomes dead silent as everyone watching the scene take place. The bartender immediately confronts Joey
Bartender: Hey! You need to leave sir!
Joey ignores the bartender as he begins to stand up a dazed Ken
Joey Nicholas: Where’s Nick Arsen to help you now Kenny boy!?
Joey takes a pool stick from one of the guys playing near by and snaps it over Ken’s head, widening the gash atop his head
Bartender: Sir! I will only ask you one more time to leave!
Joey merely glares at the bartender as gives Ken a swift kick to the gut. Ken writhes around the floor in pain gasping for breath. The bartender starts heading over to the scene but Joey stops him in his tracks
Joey Nicholas: You want to end up looking like this as well!?
The bartender shakes his head no and backs away from the ordeal as Joey picks up Ken yet again and walks him over to a pool table and positions him against the side of it. Ken has a crimson mask now and is trying to catch his breath as he lies against the side of the pool table, blood continuing to stain his clothes, a few drops even landing onto the floor beneath his feet. A woman screams in the background at the sight of Ken as Joey then puts his mouth to Ken’s ear to speak to him
Joey Nicholas: Your “Hero” will suffer his very first defeat on the eve of his pay per view debut as in our next encounter, as there is no weaker link between myself and the Ultimate Pain!
Ken losing an alarming amount of blood is dozing in and out of consciousness to which Joey quickly grabs his chin in the palm of his hand preventing the big man from falling
Joey Nicholas: Pain and I will not strike out teaming with one another. In Pittsburgh we will prove once and for all why we are the best in the World today when we dispose of Rich Stone and Nickolas Arsen, diminishing any hope of anyone stopping us from taking over the CWA!
And with that Joey lets go of Ken’s face, draws back, and delivers a Deal Breaker to Ken’s lifeless head. Ken goes airborne onto the pool table and lands with a thud. Joey wipes off his hands on a spectators shirt to their dismay and heads to the door as the camera pans out to reveal Kennif Leblanch sitting at the bar the entire time this all occurred
Kennif Leblanch: Now that’s what I’m talking Aboot!
The camera focuses again on Ken’s motionless body as blood from his face seeps onto the pool table forming a puddle to end the scene
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The scene opens up to the set of Chelsea Lately with it’s host Chelsea Handler and her round table of comedians.
Chelsea: When we return, I’ll be joined by CWA star Joey Nicholas to talk about his upcoming match and arrest.
The scene fades before footage of Joey Nicholas, winning the X-fly championship at Redemption is shown: Ralph gets to his feet, and waves at Joey to follow. When he does, he grabs Joey, and lifts him, going for the Dusk ‘Till Dawn, spinning him- but Joey lands on his feet, shoves Ralph, and the hits the Deal Breaker! He goes for the cover… 1 …2…3!
Lindsay Monahan:Ladies and Gentlemen, your winner, and the first ever CWA X-Fly Champion, the Real Deal, Joey Nicholas!
Nicholas is offered the title belt but says no. He instead demands that the official put it around his waste and close it. Not wanting any trouble, the official does as he is told before Nicholas can start his celebrations.The footage fades to black and opens up to Chelsea Handler in a different set sitting next to an open chair with a smirk strewn across her face
Chelsea: My next guest will be participating in CWA’s upcoming extravaganza Meltdown. He is the “Real Deal” of the CWA please welcome the X-fly Champion, Joey Nicholas!
Joey wearing jeans and a t-shirt strides out on stage to the warmest reception of his entire career. He casually walks over to Chelsea Handler extending his hand out to her to which she takes before he pulls closer and kisses her on the cheek making her blush
Chelsea: Easy now stud, save that for after the show!
The crowd along with Joey all chuckle
Chelsea: Please sit down Joey.
Joey obliges and takes a seat next to Handler
Chelsea: Welcome to the show!
Joey: (Grinning) Well thank you for having me.
Chelsea: You’re very welcome! Now on this upcoming Wednesday you will be defending your championship in a triple threat match. What are your thoughts going in?
Joey: Well as many of you all know earlier this year I was put in a triple threat match for the Lightweight championship in February at the pay per view Uprising. Unfortunately I came up short in retaining my title during that bout, and my boss knowing this going in to this next event has now stacked the odds even higher on me by inviting all of the people I have embarrassed in the past to surround the ring this time around.
Chelsea: He seems like a prick to me already! Everyone laughs
Chelsea: Now who are your opponents for this match up again?
Joey: Ralph “Road Runner” McCoy and The Elephant man Don de vries.
Chelsea: Whoa Elephant man huh? I hope he’s not trying to over compensate for a little who who in his pants with that name.
Joey: I wouldn’t put it passed him, he needs something to cover up for the fact that he absolutely sucks in the ring.
Chelsea: And Road Runner? Seriously that sounds like a comedy act more than an athlete. Does he run away from a bunch of dynamite during the shows or what?
Joey snorts
Joey: No he’s just another man that will never have a chance at winning my title. He would be better off playing off to the kids in the audience by throwing out T-shirts during the commercial breaks rather than competing with the likes of me. Chelsea: Are you worried about the other guys surrounding the ring?
Joey: No not at all. I’ll have eyes in the back of my head. I’ve beaten all the guys that will be around the ring before so it shouldn’t be an issue.
Chelsea: Cocky much?
Joey: I'd call it God given talent!
Everyone snickers
Chelsea: Well I have faith in you as does everyone here.
The audience claps and cheers
Joey: Thank you!
Chelsea: Now on to your Twitter war with Rich Stone. What was this about?
Joey laughs
Joey: This all started when I told him I would beat him in a tag match on an episode of Adrenaline Rush. One thing led to another and now we are questioning each other’s talent all the way to sexual orientation. It’s been the topic at hand most recently backstage amongst everyone.
Chelsea: Wait a minute isn’t this the guy that couldn’t spell destiny correctly in a promo of his when he first arrived? How the hell does he manage to function on such an intelligent site like Twitter?
Everyone chuckles at Chelsea’s apparent sarcasm
Joey: I’m shocked you remember that! Everyone gave him the hardest time backstage for months after he did that!
Chelsea: Well we all know now his wife didn’t marry him for brains!
The crowd is in hysterics now
Chelsea: Now onto the Brotherhood’s leader Ultimate Pain. What are you’re thoughts on the CWA World Heavyweight champion?
Joey: I have nothing but the up most respect for the man. He saw great potential in me and offered me a spot in the stable as a way to groom me for the future. Under his wing I’ve gained more experience than I ever would had I stayed solo in my career.
Chelsea: Sounds like you’ve got a little man crush there Joey!
Joey cracks up
Joey: You aren’t the first nor will you be the last person to say that.
Chelsea: Just throwing it out there again to remind you.
Chelsea smirks whilst Joey shakes his head giggling before continuing
Chelsea: Now you were recently “Arrested” in Georgia. Care to explain this angle?
Joey: Well lets just say someone got on my bad side storyline wise.
Chelsea: Uh oh, we’ve got a bad ass here!
Joey: Yeah, right? But I was already pissed off at one of my teammates early that night, and the guy only added insult to injury. So in turn I left him laying in a pool of his own blood. It was a really good promo and all the guys all around did a great job in producing it to make it really effective.
Chelsea: We may have to shoot one of these promos together Joey, I’m sure we could make an effective scene ourselves don’t you think?
Joey: Absolutely! Name where and when baby!
Both crack up at their innuendo
Chelsea: Well thanks again for joining us Joey, and good luck in defending your title!
Joey: Thank you! I wont let any of you down!
Joey shakes Handler’s hand before they both gaze into the camera.
Chelsea: Everyone be sure to order CWA’s next pay per view which airs live September 23rd on the Wrestling Clique Network. Good night everyone!
The camera focuses out of the entire set to show Handler and Nicholas seated as well as the entire audience in attendance as the scene goes black
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