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Name:
Roberto

Nickname:
The Beautiful Man, Roberto Superstar, The Innovator of Style, Mr. Man Event, The Fight of the Night, The Headliner

Age:
23

Hometown:
Los Angeles

Height:
6'2"

Weight:
225 lbs

Gimmick:
Presumably gay.

Disposition:
Face

Trained by:
Super Mario Ganzo

Appearance:
Outside the ring: Very flamboyant scarfs and unbuttoned shirts, dress pants and shiny white dress shoes.
Inside the ring: Comes down the ring in a flashy robe and wrestles in tights ala Rick Rude.

Education:
Graduated from Cal State LA...got a master degree in Psychology.

Entrance Music:
Black Kids - I'm not gonna teach your boyfriend...Twelve rmx

Catchphrase:
1. Say what you will, do what you want, but remember one thing...your ass belongs to me.
2. Sticks and stones may break your bones, but I'll break your ass.
3. It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye sweetheart.

Wrestling Style:
Technical/Submissions

Wrestling Abilities:
Technical, Charisma, Speed, Brawling, Power

Signature Moves:
The Milkshake (Shake Rattle & Roll Neckbreaker), The Flavours of Roberto (Walls of Jericho), The Fruitilicious (Hunrancanrana & pin combo), The Colours of the Rainbow (The Canadian Destroyer), The Tutti Frutti (The Tazzmission)

Finishing Moves:
The Ganzo Bomb (Power Bomb).

Previous Experience:
He is a backyard wrestler.

Known for:
Being the host of The Rainbow Room.

Picture:


Intro:
*Camera pans left to right across a room until it finally pans on Roberto whose watering a plant.*

ROBERTO: A clean room is a happy room, but when you add plants and pretty flowers, the room suddenly becomes exquisite.

*Roberto puts down the mist sprayer and sits on the chair behind his desk.*

ROBERTO: Hi everyone, my name is Roberto Superstar, but my friends just call me Roberto. I've just signed a Multi Million $ contract with CWA and I promise all the fans, the fun is about to begin.

*Roberto stands up and walks around the desk and stares at the camera*

ROBERTO: I will also promise something to all the other wrestlers here in CWA. The Beautiful Man is here to stay, so if you are thinking of making trouble, remember one thing...your asses all belong to me.

*Roberto kisses his finger and waves goodbye*

ROBERTO: Ta Ta for now.

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OFFICIAL BIO

Roberto Superstar

Cristian Sant'Angelo (born on May 7, 1985), better known by his ring name Roberto Superstar, is a Canadian professional wrestler of Italian descent currently signed to Clique Wrestling Alliance (CWA).

In professional wrestling, Roberto won numerous titles in the independent circuit before signing with CWA and winning the World Heavyweight Title.

Roberto initially came to prominence through his career on the professional wrestling independent circuit, primarily as a member of the Xtreme Wrestling Planet (XWP) roster, where he won the XWP World Tag Team Championship, XWP World Championship, and was the first head trainer of the XWP wrestling school. In 2009, Roberto signed a contract with CWA and was crowned the its first ever World Champion after he defeated Ultimate Pain.

Throughout his career, Roberto has used different gimmicks, but has always been a fan favourite. Before signing with CWA he used a Dark Angel gimmick and went by the name of The Saint.

Many analysts, as well as former and current wrestlers, consider Roberto Superstar to be the best pure wrestler in the world today.

EARLY & PERSONAL LIFE

Roberto was born in 1984 in the city of Naples, Italy. In 1987, when he was three years old, his family moved to Toronto, Ontario, Canada. His mother, Teresa Raspucci, was a teacher and his father, Italo Sant'Angelo, was a welder. Roberto is the second child in the family and has an older brother and a younger brother and sister, including professional wrestler Davide Sant'Angelo, who is currently signed with XPW. His older brother Pietro has also trained but not competed at his brothers' level.

Roberto finished high school in 2002 and graduated with honors from the University of California in 2007. While attending University, he also attended Mario Ganzo's wrestling school, also known as the Chamber, where he was one of the only three guys to ever graduate (2fon Tastic and Reverend Rudy being the other two).

In 2008 he met his girlfriend Rachel Twist, whom he is still together with to this day.

AMATEUR WRESTLING

Roberto began wrestling while in the 10th grade at Ryerson Catholic High School. While in high school, Roberto achieved a 122–5 win-loss record and was a two-time Ontario high school heavyweight wrestling champion, earning the title in both 2001 and 2002. He was then accepted to attend the University of California where he achieved a 40-2 win-loss record. Moreover, while attending the University, Roberto was a two-time All-American heavyweight wrestler. In 2005, Roberto went 40-2 and made18 pins in the Big Ten Championship, in which he placed second. Instead of trying to qualify for the 2004 Summer Olympics, Roberto decided instead to keep pursuing a professional wrestling career and thats when he decided to join Super Mario Ganzo's wrestling school.

BACKYARD WRESTLING

Roberto, together with his brothers, began wrestling in backyards in his neighborhood. Not having the money for a ring, they used a trampolin. Also, a trampolin was way easier to carry around. More often than not, someone would get seriously injured. He would wrestle as I.M.Angel (I.M.stands for Italian Made). Roberto today speaks out against backyard wrestling.

INDEPENDENT CIRCUIT

Right after University, Roberto dedicated all his time to professional wrestling. Wrestled in various promotions around the country, before signing for XWP. This is where Roberto made a big name for himself and became an internet sensation with hardcore wrestling fans.

Roberto joined Xtreme Wrestling Planet (XWP) as The Saint, a vigilante gimmick and soon became involved in a feud with top villain Nick Corvo that featured numerous variants of no disqualification matches.

Roberto started climbing the ranks of XPW, including coming in second at the Third Anniversary Show during the tournament to crown the first XWP Hardcore Champion losing to Brandon Banks in the finals and winning the XPW World Tag Team Championship twice with Reverend Rudy as the Divine Saints. Both times Roberto and Rudy defeated the Malone Brothers to win the championship.

Circa May 2008, Roberto faced off against XWP World Champion Logan V for the championship in a three match series. The first match took place on May 12, 2008 at the Retribution PPV in Chicago, and resulted in a 60-minute time limit draw when neither Roberto nor Logan could pin or cause the other to submit in the 60 minutes. The second match between the two, took place on June 16 at the Journey to Hell PPV, where they again wrestled to a second 60-minute draw. In addition to Roberto vs Logan II becoming XWP's best-selling DVD at the time, the match received a five-star rating by Dane Neltzer's Top Rope Observer Newsletter. It was the first match in North America to receive a five-star rating in seven years—the last one being the Cage Match match between The Guardian Devil and The Ultimate Pain in 2001. Logan V ended the series by defeating Roberto in the third and final match on July 28, 2008 at Summer Havok 2 PPV in which there was a no time limit stipulation. To this day the three match series between Roberto and Logan V is considered to be some of the best wrestling matches ever witnessed.

In September 2008, Roberto finally achieved his dream of becoming XWP World Heavyweight Champion when he defeated The Black Sheep and Frankie Enzo in a triple threat match to crown a new champion, when Logan V was stripped of the Title due to being suspended after failing a drug test. All of these men had a long history with each other. Frankie Enzo is the son of Beppe Enzo, the same man who was trained by the late, great Mario Ganzo. Ganzo of course is the same man who trained both Roberto and Black Sheep.

Roberto successfully defended the Title on countless occasions defeating anyone who got in his way, until dropping the strap to former partner Reverend Rudy in a Table, Ladder and Chair Match on December 6th. This was Roberto's last match and soon after joined CWA. Roberto was given a 38 minutes standing ovation by the crowd in New York Madison Square Garden right after the match.

ROBERTO SIGNS WITH CWA

After a long bidding war between FTW and CWA, Roberto finally opted to sign for the new company as he saw FTW as a sinking ship. FTW not long after, went out of business.

In December 2008, CWA played a few vignettes of Christian whom was repackaged now as Roberto Superstar, a flamboyant and eccentric wrestler with questionable traits, whom sexual orientation made his opponents very uncomfortable. He started going by many nicknames, including The Man Event and The Innovator of Style, but mainly The Beautiful Man. Roberto utilized tactics such as groping his opponents and expressing affection towards them.

In the first ever CWA Adrenaline Rush, Roberto faced Vance Johnson, Mike Rotch and Frankie Enzo in one of the two elimination ranking matches to declare the the two top contenders to the CWA Heavyweight Title. Roberto won the match which meant that at the first ever CWA PPV, he would be facing the winner of the other ranking match Ultimate Pain for the Title at the first ever CWA PPV Uprising.

After short feuds with Vance Johnson and Frankie Enzo, Roberto and The Ultimate Pain finally squared off at Uprising to declare the first ever CWA Champion and Roberto made history when he defeated The Ultimate Pain by making him submit with his trademark move the Gay Crab. The move would later be renamed The Flavours of Roberto.

Roberto's popularity soar to new heights, as he was now appearing on late night talk shows, commercials and magazine covers. He also became the new face of GAP when he signed a very lucrative deal with them. On top of all that, he started hosting a new talk show "The Rainbow Room" at various CWA TV Shows.

Roberto defended the Title against all challengers, but on April 08/09 at CWA's second PPV In Exile, Roberto lost the CWA World Heavyweight Title to The Ultimate Pain. Their grueling match took place inside a Steel Cage and both man left In Exile with injuries. Roberto more so than Ultimate Pain and as a result had to take a few weeks.

Roberto returned and right away was given a chance to win the CWA World Title back, as he and The Ultimate Pain headlined yet another CWA PPV. At Hostile Takeover, their match ended in a Double Count Out and as a result of that, The Ultimate Pain was able able to retain his Title.

On July 1st/09 at Adrenaline Rush, Roberto battled Rich Stone for a chance to face The Ultimate Pain at Redemption for the World Heavyweight Title. It was a hard fought match with Rich Stone on the offensive most of the match, but Roberto was victorious as he was able to catch the The Franchise with a very tight small package, when Rich Stone got himself distracted by arguing with the ref about a slow count.

to be continued...



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Promo from the 1st ever Adrenaline Rush (Dec.31/08)
Roberto vs Mike Rotch vs Vance Johnson vs Frankie Enzo

Orlando Maxwell is in the back with a mic in hand.

O.M.: Hello wrestling fans, Adrenaline Rush is just a few days away and this man, Im about to interview, is going to be involved in the 4 way Heavyweight Elimination Match. Ladies & Gentlemen please welcome Roberto Superstar.

Roberto comes in dressed like a rapper.

ROBERTO: YO YO YO pussycat, hows it hanging?

O.M.: Excuse me? Roberto?

ROBERTO: No, no, no, today you can call me MC Delicious.

O.M.: MC Delicious?

ROBERTO: Yeahhhhhh Boooooooyyy!!! Ya see, last night I was chilling with my homegirl, ya know, and we was watching MTV Raps, ya know, and it got me inspired. I even wrote me some rhymes. You wanna hear 'em son?

Orlando Maxwell gets all excited.

O.M.: Yes, I would love to hear your rhymes.

Roberto turns his hat backwards and clears his throat.

ROBERTO: Ok now G, give me some beat.

Orlando starts doing some beatboxing.

ROBERTO: Here we go, ya ya!!! 1, 2, 3 into to the 4.....Delicious is gonna make all your asses sore.

Half of yous is fools and half of yous is clowns.....that's why on the 31th you all is going down.

But its ok, I feel kind of generous.....thats why at the ppv I'm gonna make you all famous.

Frankie Enzo, you always trying to act tough, but you aint real.....at Adrenaline Rush, I'm going to serve you this meal.

Roberto points at his crotch like The Rock used to do.

O.M.: ":-O"

ROBERTO: and you Vance Johnson, ha ha should I be scared of your dark persona?.....ha ha I think Im more frighten of the Jonas Brotha.

And Mike Rotch, thinking you're tough cause of your MMA background.....too bad you dont know yet, that in your piss and blood you're going to drown.

At Adrenaline Rush Im going to be victorious....this has been a special presentation of MC Delicious.

Orlando Maxwell starts applauding.

O.M.: That was dope homeboy.

ROBERTO: Thank you, Thank you. Ok Im outte, call me later G, we'll do lunch.....Ta Ta!!!

Roberto leaves.

Promo from Adrenaline Rush (Jan.14/09)
Roberto vs Vance Johnson

*Backstage Michelle Kelly is talking to the camera guy by the water cooler, when all of a sudden they spot Roberto and Orlando acting all mysterious*

Michelle: "Those two are up to something...let's go, we might have a scoop here."


*Michelle catches up to them*

Michelle: "Hey there guys, what's going on?"

*Roberto looking all bothered, cuts off Orlando who's about to answer*

Roberto: "It's you again. Don't you have anything better to do but bother us?"

Michelle: I am a reporter, this is my job."

Roberto: "You call bothering people a job?"

*Roberto and Orlando both start laughing, until Orlando realizes that he is also a reporter*

Orlando: "Hey, I am also a reporter."

Roberto: "Ohhhhh I know sweetheart, and I think you're so cute when you're reporting."

*Roberto gives Michelle a dirty look while consoling Orlando*

Roberto: "See what you have done now, you've upset Orlando."

*Michelle shakes her head and rolls her eyes*

Michelle: "I'm sorry. So, can I come with you guys or not?"

Roberto: "Whatever, just dont get in the way and don't ask any questions."

*They all march down the dark hallway of the boiler room*

Roberto: "So Orlando, are you sure this is the place?"

Orlando: "This is it. My sources are never wrong. This is where he is supposed to be."

Michelle: "Who is supposed to be here?"

Roberto: "SHHHH!!! What did I tell you?"

*Michelle rolls her eyes*

Michelle: "Oh forgot, sorry"

Roberto: "Ok let's move on"

*As they keep making their way down the dark hallway, it looks like Orlando and Roberto are a little frightened*

Orlando: "This place gives me the chills Roberto."

Roberto: "Dont tell me you are scared of the dark Orlandino?"

Orlando: "No, Im just saying, it's a little creepy down here, thats all"

*All of a sudden a mouse jumps out of the corner and Roberto and Orlando both scream like girls and hug each other*

Michelle: "Oh comon guys, it was only a little mouse"

*Michelle kelly bursts into laughter*

*Roberto looks at Orlando and shrugs him off*

Roberto: "Oh I know, I was just conforting Orlando. I thought he was gonna have a heart attack"

Orlando: "Me? I wasnt scared."

Roberto: "Yes you were."

Orlando: "Well, maybe a little."

*As they keep arguing, Michelle spots a dark figure in the far corner*

Michelle: "Hey fellas, is that the one you guys are looking for?"

*Roberto now gets all serious*

Roberto: "Oh thats him...stay back"

*Roberto cautiously gets a little closer*

Roberto: "Hello there Mr. Johnson, the time has finally come for me and you to go on our date. I can barely wait. You see Mr. Johnson, you attacked me in New York, with the delusion that your actions would have no consequences. Why? Do you not think I'm man enough to fight back? Would I be the number one contender if I wasnt man enough? Delusional is what you are Mr. Johnson...or maybe you attacked me, because you needed to justify an existence that's without meaning or purpose. The truth is, I feel sorry for you...sorry at your lack of intellect, 'cause only a simple mind could invent an insipid character such as the Figure of Destiny." *Roberto rubs his chin* "Figure of Destiny uh? Well the way I figure, your destiny tonight involves me kicking your poop shoot all over that ring. I've fought people like you before. I know people like you. Vagaries of your own perception is what drives you. But dont you worry honey, I will be your Saviour. I will slap you back into reality Mr. Johnson. You see, you have made your bed and now you're going to have sleep in it and guess what? I'm going to be the one tucking you in. Tonight Mr. Johnson your ass belongs to me."

*The dark figure now turns around and starts walking towards Roberto. Roberto looks intense and ready to fight. As tension mounts, the dark figure gets closer to the light to reveal that he is not Vance Johnson, but just a middle age man*

Mysterious Man: "Hey there, were you guys talking to me, I couldnt really hear you."

*Roberto all confused*

Roberto: "Who the hell are you?"

Mysterious Man: "I'm the caretaker here. Are you guys lost?"

*Roberto looks at Orlando*

Roberto: "I thought you said he'd be here."

Orlando: "Well this is where my source told me Mr. Rogers would be."

*Roberto looking all confused now*

Roberto: "Mr. Rogers?"

Mysterious Man: "I'm Mr. Rogers, you guys were looking for me?"

*Roberto now looking all frustrated*

Roberto: "MR. ROGERS????? I told you to look for Mr. Johnson you fool."

*Orlando looking like he doesnt know any Mr. Johnson*

*Roberto jumping up and down in frustration*

Roberto: "Vance Johnson?...The Figure of Destiny?"

Orlando: "OHHHHHH! Then why are we here."

*Roberto looking like he is about to blow*

Roberto: "Beause you told me he'd be here."

Orlando: "Well, I thought you said Mr. Rogers. Actually I saw Vance Johnson in the washroom right before you came and got me"

*Roberto at this point turns around and walks back to the arena, mumbling and swearing*

*Orlando turns to Michelle Kelly*

Orlando: "It was an honest mistake. Do you think he's mad?"

Michelle: "Well, maybe a little. Dont worry about it...let's go, I'll buy you a latte"

*Orlando all of a sudden goes from sad to excited*

Orlando: "A latte from Enricos?"

Michelle: "Sure why not..."

*They both start making their way back*

Michelle: "Hey let me ask you something...did Roberto's promo remind you of anything?"

Orlando: "mmmmm I dont think so...what you mean?"

Michelle: "A movie or something?"

*Michelle and Orlando both thinking*

Orlando: "I dont think so"

Michelle: "I thought I heard that from somewhere else...oh well"

*Camera cuts out*


Promo from Adrenaline Rush (Jan.28/09)
Roberto & Vance Johnson vs Ultimate Pain & Shaun Quinn

*Roberto, sucking on a lollypop, makes his way to the ring with Precious by his side. The ring is decorated with a colourful couch, lamp, a lot of flamboyant veils, etc. etc.*

Buckworth: "Are you ready for this."

Taylor: "I cant wait, Roberto is gonna debut his new show, The Rainbow Room."

Buckworth: "...and tonight his special guests are going to be all the Superstars involved in the main event later on tonight."

Taylor: "It's going to be very interesting."

Buckworth: "Roberto of course the winner of that 3 way elimination match at our first Adrenaline Rush show, which earned him the right to fight for the World Heavyweight Title at Uprising."

Taylor: "...against the man who assaulted him in Chicago, Ultimate Pain."

Buckworth: "Correct, and tonight he will get a chance for retribution when they face each other in this huge tag team match."

*Roberto grabs the mic*

Roberto: "Welcome to the debut of the sassiest new show on tv today...The Rainbow Room. I am your beautiful host, The Beautiful Man. This talk show is gonna bring truth, laughter, sometimes tears, but most importantly style, to your living rooms like no other Talk Show has ever done before. Tonight we are gonna talk about the highly anticipated tag team main event that's gonna take place later on tonight, in which of course I'll be participating in. So without further do, let me introduce the man that's going to be by my side. Ladies and Gentleman please welcome Vance Johnson."

*The lights go dark and out comes The Figure of Destiny*

Taylor: "Im telling you, this man sends shivers down my spine."

Buckworth: "This place seems to have gotten colder all of sudden. The Figure of Destiny making his way to the ring and he doesnt seem very happy."

Taylor: "I wouldn't wanna be the Brotherhood tonight."

*As Vance Johnson gets in the ring, Roberto tries to shake his hand, but Johnson just gives him a cold stare.*

Roberto: "Allllllllrighty then...and now let me introduce our opponents, Mr.Pain and his partner Mr.Quinn."

*The Brotherhood's music hits and out comes two midgets dressed like Pain and Quinn.*

Buckworth: "What in the blue hell?"

*Taylor laughing hysterically*

*Roberto is also laughing hysterically*

Roberto: "Hey Precious, I think they could fit in your little handbag."

*The midgets get in the ring and they both start posing, mimicking The real Brotherhood*

*While Roberto is laughing, he turns to Johnson who gives him a cold stare which in turn frightens Roberto*

Roberto: "Oh comon, you can't tell me you dont find this funny...THEY ARE MIDGETS"

*Roberto keeps laughing*

Roberto: "Ok, ok, come over here fellas, let me ask you a few questions. We all know you guys are short on talent, but this is ridiculous. Do you really think you guys can beat us? "

*As the midgets are about to answer, Vance Johnson attacks them both delivering a double chokeslam*

Roberto: "Whatta hell are you doing"

*Johnson gets right to Roberto's face and then grabs the mic from his hand.*

Buckworth: "I dont think Vance Johnson finds this even remotely funny"

*He continues to stare at Roberto for a few seconds, then turns to the camera.*

Vance Johnson: "My sole purpose in this lifeless world, is to collect the souls of the unfortunate people that crossed my path. Tonight Brotherhood, you will learn that there's no escape from the dark side."

*All of a sudden the Arena goes dark. After a few seconds, the lights turn back on, with Johnson no longer in the ring*

Buckworth: "Where did he go"

Taylor: "He has disappeared into thin air."

*Roberto grabs Precious stunned at what he has witnessed, but after a few moments a confident smirk appears on his face*

Buckworth: "I think tonight we are going to witness a war"

Taylor: "I can't wait"

*Camera cuts out*

Promo from Uprising (Feb.11/09)
Roberto vs Ultimate Pain for the CWA HW Title

*Footages of Roberto winning the three way elimination match at the First Adrenaline Rush is shown.*

Larry King: "He's eccentric, flamboyant and he's going to fight for the World Title at Uprising on February 14 in Las Vegas. This is the interview we've been wanting to do for awhile now, Roberto Superstar, one on one. He's gonna answer questions about how he got into wrestling, his decision to sign for CWA and his up coming bout against Ultimate Pain and finally he will make a stunning announcement at the end of the show. So much to talk about, next on Larry King Live."

*The Larry King Live opening segment plays. When the video is over the camera pans on the desk where Larry King and Roberto are already sitting.*

Larry King: "Hello Roberto, thanks for being here."

Roberto: "Thank you, it's my pleasure sir."

Larry King: "First of all, you are one of the most eccentric and controversial wrestlers in CWA today."

Roberto: "I am? (smiles)"

Larry King: "Well, yes you are (smiles), and my question to you is, how did you come up with such a character? ...and please just call me Larry."

Roberto: "Ok, sure Larry. Wrestling is a business where if you dont make yourself noticed, it doesnt matter how good you are, you ain't gonna make it."

Larry King: "Basically, you need a gimmick that gets people's attention."

Roberto: "Exactly. When I step into the ring, my gimmick is loud and it's hard not to notice me."

Larry King: "It also gets into your opponent's head, so that's another plus I'm guessing."

Roberto: "(laughs) You can say that, it plays with people's minds, definitely. "

Larry King: "But you still need to be a good wrestler inside that ring to be successful."

Roberto: "Of course, of course, that goes without saying. Charisma and a great gimmick can only take you so far."

Larry King: "Ok lets keep going. CWA is a young company, only been around for a few months, why sign with them."

Roberto: "I signed with them 'cause...(laughs) first of all they gave me a bunch of money and it was hard to say no..."

Larry King: "(laughs) That's always a good reason."

Roberto: "Yes it is (smiles)...but no, mmmm I also saw a lot of promise in these guys. They really wanted to build a successful wrestling company, they promised me great competition and so far I think I've made the right decision."

*Larry King turns to the camera*

Larry King: "Ok, we're going to have to break, but I've got lots more questions to ask our guest, so stay tuned."

*COMMERCIALS*

*The program comes back from the commercial break and Roberto's match against Vance Johnson is playing on the screen for a few seconds before going back to Larry King*

Larry King: "(looking at the camera) Uprising will take place Friday February 13 in Las Vegas. Participating in the main event is this good looking fellow sitting next to me, Roberto. (turns to Roberto) This is CWA's first PPV, what can we expect Roberto."

Roberto: "Uprising is gonna blow the roof off the place. CWA is really rolling down the red carpet for this event and it's going to be entertainment personified. There's gonna be celebrities, crazy pyrotechnics and of course myself (laughs). It's going to be spectacular."

Larry King: "Sounds like it's going to be lots of fun. Lets take some phone calls, what you think?"

Roberto: "Sure why not."

Larry King: "Our first caller is Danny Diamond and he's from Boston. Hi Danny, are you there?"

Danny Diamond: "Hi Larry, how's it going."

Larry King: "Im doing fine, thank you. Do you got a question for Roberto."

Danny Diamond:"Yes I do. Hey Roberto, first of all I would like to say that you are by far the best wrestler in the world today and my all time favorite. I own a wrestling forum and Im thinking about changing it to an all Roberto forum 'cause I'm totally in love wih you"

Roberto: "Oh thank you Danny, you're too kind (smiles)."

Danny Diamond: "I just wanted to ask you...are you concerned about The Brotherhood possibly interfering in your match on Friday?"

Roberto: "(Sighs) mmm let put it this way Danny...cowards always run in packs. Ultimate Pain is not just a coward, he is the biggest coward I have ever seen, so The Brotherhood is going to interfere, I'm certain of that. Am I worried? Not really, 'cause cowards dont scare me. Bring them all on, I love the challenge."

Larry King: "Thank you Danny for the phone call, now we go to Toronto where Al is on the line. Al, can you hear me?"

Al: "Yes I can hear you, hi."

Larry King: "Do you have a question for our guest here?"

Al: "I just wanted to know what has Roberto done to really prepare for this match? Also, Canada loves you Roberto and we're all hoping you take home the gold. You da man baby."

Roberto:"I appreciate it Al. Thank you very much, I'll do my best not to let Canada down. I basically prepared the same way I prepare for all my matches, and that's training hard. Everyone that knows me, knows how hard I train. I've always believed that fights are won in the gym and that's the reason why I always work so hard."

Larry King: "Let's talk about that a little. You are one of the hardest working guys in the business right? You are known for watching tapes of your opponents, you know the history of this business and inside that gym there's no one who sweats more than you. You've embraced wrestling in the biggest way."

Roberto: "I love what I do Larry. I love wrestling, I love the business, I love being involved in it, I love watching it, I love the competition, I love the athleticism, I love working out and getting in shape for it. I'm in the gym 15 hours a day. I wake up in the morning and I run for 2 hours. I then hit the gym and do some weights for hours and then do some more cardio."

Larry King: "You do this everyday?"

Roberto: "Every single day. It's my passion and to be honest, it doesnt even seem like working to me. I just love doing it."

Larry King: "(turns to the camera) Alright, we're gonna have to take a break, but when we comeback, Roberto is gonna talk about how he started in wrestling and how he is perceived in the lockeroom. Stay with us."

*COMMERCIALS*

*The show returns and a Roberto promo is playing on the screen for a few seconds before returning to Larry King*

Larry King: "How did you start in this business."

Roberto: "I started when I was 16 years old in Backyard wrestling."

Larry King: "What is that exactly?"

Roberto: "It's basically a bunch of crazy kids wrestling in their own backyards and usually using a trampoline."

Larry King: "Trampoline?"

Roberto: "Ya, we used to use a trampoline. Easier to carry from one backyard to another, cheaper than a wrestling ring, less maintenance and you can usually do some crazy ass stuff on a trampoline, stuff that you cant really do in a real ring."

*Footages of an old Roberto match when he was 16 yrs old and wrestling in a bakyard match is shown on the monitor behind them*

Larry King: "That's insane. You have to be a real tough kid to do those type of things."

Roberto: "Tough and insane (laugh). I broke a lot of bones in those days."

Larry King: "I bet you have. So you've been around wrestling a long time already, do the guys in the lockeroom ask for your advice about things?"

Roberto: "All the times. In fact it's kinda funny to me sometimes you know, 'cause I am like a mentor to a lot guys in the back and I feel like a veteran, even tho I'm only 23 yrs old. Like I've said, I've been wrestling since I was 16 and I was also trained by the very best."

Larry King: "Let's talk about that. You were trained by the Great, Hall of Famer, Super Mario Ganzo up in Chicago in the Chamber."

Roberto: "Yes, that's correct."

Larry King: "First of all, tell me about the Chamber a little bit, what is it exactly?"

Roberto: "Well, the Chamber is just a basement where we trained. It was nicknamed the Chamber 'cause we used to get tortured down there."

Larry King: "I heard some of the stories and it sounds like straight out of a horror movie."

Roberto: "(laughs) It was rough, I'll tell you that much. People screaming, crying, boken bones, a lot of pain and all of that was a normal daily occurrence."

Larry King: "So I guess, a lot of people didnt make it."

Roberto: "Well, let me put it this way. Hundreds of people went down to the Chamber to train and to learn how to wrestle, but only 3 people have ever graduated. Me, Reverend Rudy and Black Sheep."

Larry King: "Let me ask you this, there are rumours out there that claim Ultimate Pain actually tried to train down in the Chamber, but ended up quitting after only one hour. Is that true?"

Roberto: "(laughs) No comment.

Larry King: "Ok Ok, fair enough (smiles). Let's talk about you training with Mario Ganzo and how was that experience like."

Roberto: "Well, Mr. Ganzo is unquestionably the greatest wrestler of all time. The first time I met him, I was like in awe. Super Mario Ganzo was to wrestling what Muhammed Ali was to boxing or Pele was to soccer. You know, he was bigger than life and all of us students were big fans of his. Being trained by him, is the main reason why in a few days I'll be fighting for the CWA World Title. It wasn't easy though, he often liked to push us to our limits 'cause he loved to know what we were made of. He was real cruel down in the Chamber most of the times, but he is a great man and a great teacher, that's for sure. I've been blessed to have been able to learn from him. I wouldnt be where I am today if it wasn't for him."

Larry King: "We actually chatted with Super Mario Ganzo and asked him about you and this is what he had to say. Watch the monitor please."

*Part of the interview with Mario Ganzo plays on the monitor*

Mario Ganzo: "A lot of kids come to train with me, but only a few of those kids have the real passion or athletic skills to make it. Roberto definitely had that passion and those skills. He was always the first to come training and the last one to leave. He loved to ask question and always wanted to know more. I remember the first time he stepped into the Chamber, you could see right away that there was something special about him. He is the best wrestlers I have ever had the pleasure to teach. In fact, he is one of the best wrestlers I have ever been around period."

*Video ends*

Larry King: "Real nice words by a great man."

Roberto: "I dont know what to say, Im overwhelmed. To hear the greatest wrestler ever say those things about you it's...it's...it's the ultimate compliment."

Larry King: "Ok, we are going to take a final break and when we comeback we are going to play a little name association game with Roberto. Plus, his shocking announcement. Dont go anywhere."

*COMMERCIALS*

*When the program returns, footages of Roberto and Ultimate Pain contract signing is shown.*

Larry King: "(looking at the camera) Welcome back everybody and thanks for being with us tonight. (turns to Roberto) Let's do some words association...Logan V"

Roberto: "We actually travel together...he's a good friend of mine and one the nicest guys you'll ever get to meet. As far as wrestling goes, he's finally getting his confidence back and I think Guardian Devil is gonna be in for a long night at Uprising."

Larry King: "Joey Nicholas"

Roberto: "A wrestler whose luck is gonna run out in a few days. I think the Doctor is gonna make sure of that when they finally meet at Uprising."

Larry King: "Vance Johnson"

Roberto: "Weird. Very, very weird, both in and out of the ring. That's all I gotta say about that guy (laughs)."

Larry King: "That was great Roberto. Finally, tell me why you are going to win the World Title at Uprising."

*Roberto laughs and then gets into charater*

Roberto: "Because I am better than Ultimate Pain. Like I've said before, he's a coward and he doesn't even deserve to be in that ring with me. You know, I've carried this company on my back so far and I've been the best wrestler here. It's not a coincidence that I've been in every single main event since this company started. I know it's not about deserving, but I do deserve to be the Champion and to lead this company into the future. Unlike Ultimate Pain, I'm on the road six days a week doing house shows, promoting CWA, doing autographs signings and not 'cause I have to, but because I want to and because CWA needs me to do this. You know, Pain comes once every 2 weeks, wrestles one match, collects is paycheck and goes home. That's not what this company needs. It also doesnt send a great message to the young boys in the back. The truth is the CWA fans want me to win...CWA needs me to win. (Roberto turns to the camera with an intense look) Ultimate Pain, I'm ready, I've done my homework and I'm 100%, both physically and mentally. Come Uprising, you wont be able to escape the inevitable. The inevitable fact that you will have to face me one on one in the middle of that ring. The inevitable fact that am better than you...and the inevitable fact that only a miracle will be able to save you. You see, you think you own the place, but what you and your cronies really own, IS A BEATING...and I will deliver it, free of charge. (maniacal laughs) It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye sweetheart, and you're about to lose both of them. At Uprising your ass is mine."

Larry King: "(looking at the camera) It's gonna be a match for the ages and you can watch it on PPV, so call your cable provider. (turns to Roberto) Roberto, what's the big announcement."

Roberto: "(still in character) Well, I was walking Precious without his booties the other day and it seems he has injured his little paw, so he won't be in Las Vegas."

Larry King: "(smiles) That's too bad, we wish little Precious a speedy recovery."

Roberto: "Thank you Larry."

Larry King: "Any final words?"

Roberto: "(Roberto looks at the camera, mimicking Ultimate Pain) You may be the...

Larry King:"..."

Roberto: "Ultimate..."

Cameraman: "..."

Roberto: "Paaain"

Larry King: "..."

Roberto: "But at Uprising, I will be a Paaain..."

Cameraman: "..."

Roberto: "In your..."

*Larry King looks at his watch*

Roberto:"ASSSSSSSSSSSSS"

Larry King: "See you next week everybody, goodnight."

*The End*
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Promo from Adrenaline Rush (Feb.25/09)
Roberto's Victory Parade

*Roberto's music starts playing and he comes out wearing a new expensive robe filled with diamonds, with the CWA Title proudly draped over his right shoulder, and little Precious over his left one. Confetti and balloons rain down from the ceiling as pyros go off. The people are going nuts, no one is sitting down and while making his way down to the ring, Roberto high fives every single fan. Roberto gets in the ring and after climbing all 4 posts and posing with the Title, grabs the mic and stands in the middle of the ring.*

Roberto: "At Uprising I wrestled Ultimate Pain for the CWA Title and I was victorious. I would like to thank all of you for your support, this Title belongs to all of us. You believed in me and that means the world to me. Without you, I wouldn't be standing here as your Champion."

*As the people cheer, Roberto points to his heart and thanks them all.*

Roberto: "Now I know the road is gonna be tough for me, but I am ready for the challenge. There a lot of guys in the back who want a piece of me (smirks) and who can blame them. You got Rich Stone who's destroying the competition (people start booying). Now I know what you guys are thinking, his competition has been, mmmm well how should I put ithis, below average (laughs)...but non the less, he has beaten that below average competition and I know he wants a shot at this (points to the title). Then you've got Ultimate Pain, and I think he would like a rematch (people start booying again). Now I know what you guys are thinking, I did beat Pain twice already, so then again, he might not want to get in the ring with me ever again (laughs). And how can I forget the man I faced in Chicago, The Figure of Destiny Vance Johnson (people start booying). Me and him fought a war that night and he pushed me to the limit and Im pretty sure he would like a chance to take this belt away from me."

*All of sudden a metal hardcore sound hits the speakers and out comes Nick Corvo the current FTW Champion. Everyone in the arena is stunned and so is Roberto. As he makes his way to the ring with the FTW World Title strapped around his waist, Roberto hands Precious to Lindsay Monaham. Nick Corvo gets in the ring and grabs the mic off Roberto's hand.*

Nick Corvo: "Hey there Champ, I thought you might wanna meet a real Champion (laughs). Serious tho, a few weeks ago The Brotherhood invaded FTW and I thought I might return the favor. Now I know you're not part of The Brotherhood, but I don't give a damn. As far as I'm concerned, you're just in the wrong place at the wrong time."

*They both stare each other down before Roberto steals the mic back.*

Roberto: "Hey listen sweetpea, this has been cute and all, but why dont you take that little $5 belt you call a World Title and run back to your mommy, before I make you an orphan (the crowd bursts into laughter).Serious tho, if you get out of my ring now, I'll forget this ever happened."

*They stare each other down again, then all of sudden Corvo slaps Roberto. Roberto stands there for a couple of seconds then looks up at Corvo...a smirk creeps across Roberto's face then he slaps Corvo as well. This causes them to brawl. As Roberto is getting the best of his opponent, 2 men come out of the crowd and jump the guard rail. They are the FTW Tag Team Champions Pat Malone and Stu St. Clair. They both attack Roberto from behind and as they are getting ready to lay a beating on him, CWA Security come out and The FTW Superstars all leave the ring and run through the crowd. Roberto tries to go after them, but Security holds him down.*

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Promo from Adrenaline Rush (Mar.11/09)
Roberto vs Shaun Quinn

*It's Adrenaline Rush and after a few matches, it is now time for The Rainbow Room, the show hosted by Roberto Superstar. Roberto's music hits and there isn't one fan in the stands sitting down, the place is going absolutely crazy. Roberto comes out of the curtains with a smile on his face that can be seen from miles. He is excited, it's the first time he gets to wrestle on National televion as the new CWA Champion, and that's gonna be later on tonight. For this occasion, he seems to have purchased another new robe, filled with diamonds that would make Queen Elizabeth jealous. Precious, who closely follows Roberto, also has a new pair of booties and a new dog shirt. On the way down to the ring, Roberto makes sure every one of his fans gets a high-five like usual. He gets inside the ring and Orlando Maxwell is already in the middle of it. After soaking all the cheers for a good 5 minutes, Roberto grabs a mic.*

Roberto: "Hello everybody and welcome to The Rainbow Room. I am of course, your beautiful host Roberto. Tonight, I wanted to interview the Brotherhood, but they have declined my invitation to be here (fans booing)...I know, I know, but dont worry people, I got someone even better for all of you. Tonight the Rainbow Room's special guest will be.....ME! Yes, and Orlando will be the special guest host for this special edition of The Rainbow Room."

*Roberto shakes Orlando's hand and then hands him the microphone. Orlando seems very nervous, but after a few breathing exercises, he is ready to begin the interview.*

Orlando: "Ok Roberto, first off I wanna thank you for choosing me to be The Rainbow Room 'special guest host tonight, it means the world to me. Also, I would like to congratulate you again for becoming the first CWA Heavyweight Champion."

*Roberto thanks Orlando for the kind words by giving him a hug.*

Orlando: "Now on to business...family has always been an important part of this industry, and today the most dominat family in all of wrestling is without a doubt, The Brotherhood. Since the beginning of CWA, they have caused nothing but trouble for anyone they didnt like and right now Roberto, you're at the top of their most hated list."

Roberto: "I know Orlando, I am definitely not their favourite person, especially now that I own the CWA Heavyweight Title. But I dont understand why...(Roberto pauses a bit) I really dont, you see, Millhouse Jones maybe hates me 'cause I defeated him at Uprising."

Orlando: "Millhouse Jones?"

Roberto: "Oh sorry, he's known now as Ultimate Pain."

*Orlando bursts into laughter. This causes a chain reaction and now the all arena is laughing as well, including Roberto.*

Orlando: "His real name is Millhouse?"

*They all continue to laugh*

Roberto: "Anyway, like I was saying, Millhouse hates me 'cause I beat him, but is that my fault? Is it my fault that he underestimated me? Is it my fault I am better than he thought I was?

*Roberto is getting all steamed up now as he turns to the camera*

Roberto: "...or maybe it's my fault that you are not as good as you thought you were Millhouse. Well, the answer is no to all the above and let me tell you one more thing sweetpea, it's not going to be my fault if we face each other one more time and I embarass you again."

*Roberto smiles as he blows a kiss to the camera, meant to be for Ultimate Pain.*

Roberto: "Then you've got the G Devil and I really dont understand why he has such hatred for me. You see, me and Mr. Devil got more in common than he thinks. He used to be a Reverend back in the day, while I grew up in Catholic home where my mom used to force me to go to Church every Sunday. We are both very Spiritual men. I even served as Alter Boy and to be honest I was always my Priest's favourite. I used to always stay after service, 'cause I loved helping him out with the cleaning and stuff. I even blew out his candle once or twice. So you see Mr. Devil, me and you should be friends by right."

*Roberto smirks as people cheer his name*

Roberto: "And finally you've got Shaun Quinn and I know for a fact that we could have been best of friends. He loves to play with glow sticks and the truth is, I also love to play with sticks. (Roberto turns to the camera) In fact I own a very big stick myself and maybe one day I could show it to you Mr.Quinn, I guarantee you, (Roberto smiles) you would fall in love with it."

*Roberto touches himself as he licks his lips*

Roberto: "But whatever, you guys don't like me and that's ok. Tonight, me and you are facing each other and let me tell you something, inside this ring I have no equals and I will definitely hurt you boy. You see, like a great inspiration of mine once wrote, you are not a boy anymore Quinn, but not yet a man either. So the truth is, you are way over your head if you think you can hang with me in a wrestling match. You are not only gonna go down, but I will give you a beating that you will never forget...and if your brothers decide to interfere, then I will punish them as well. I am the king of the jungle right now, I am the very best and that's why I stand here before you as the CWA Heavyweight Champion. Mr. Quinn, stick and stones may break your bones, but tonight, I will break your assssss!"

*Roberto lifts the CWA Title belt over his head, while people cheer for him. He celebrates for a good five minutes, before heading back to his locker to get ready for his match.*
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Promo from Adrenaline Rush (Mar.25/09)
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*The scene opens up in the hallway of the Roger Centre in Toronto, where CWA is having one of their house shows. The cameraman is behind a long line up of wrestlers and is making his way to the front . Not many of these guys are actual CWA contracted wrestlers, in fact only a handful actually are. Adrenaline Rush is taking place in a week and it seems like Roberto is having an audition with the winner getting a crack at Ultimate Pain in Burbank, California. When the cameraman finally makes his way to the front, we see Roberto, Michelle Kelly and Orlando Maxwell sitting behind a desk.*

Orlando: "Alright guys, quiet please. We are going to begin the audition now, so when we call your number, please come here and tell us your name and why we should pick you to represent Roberto at Adrenaline Rush. We are going to pick ten of you tonight and those of you that are lucky enough to get picked, will receive a plane ticket to Burbank, where the next Adrenaline Rush is taking place. Then on that night, Roberto will finally choose one of you to represent him. This is a chance of a lifetime for one of you. Everyone understand?"

*The Crowd all say yes in unison. They all seem to understand that this could be their one chance at being a star.*

Orlando: "Ok, let's begin...number 1 please come over and tell us why we should pick you.

*The first guy makes his way over to the front of the desk and he is dressed like Nacho Libre.*

Nacho: "Ola, my name is Nachoooooooooooooooooooooooo."

*All the three judges have a good laugh.*

Roberto: "So Nacho, why do you think we should pick you?"

Nacho: "I am a man, and underneath this man you will find.....a nucleus."

*All three judges look at each other in confusion.*

Roberto: "I don't think I understand, what does that mean Nacho?"

Nacho: "It means I have taken my nutrients and I can beat Ultimate Pain."

Roberto: "You think you can beat one of the best wrestlers today?"

Nacho: "If I can beat The Great Ramsey, then Ultimate Pain should be no problemo."

Roberto: "mmmmmmmm"

*All of a sudden Nacho begins to sing.*

Nacho: "I am a man with the secrets of desire.
PI RI PI PI PI RI PU POO POO
I am a man that will set California on fire.
Nacho is number 1 and I hurt like a conchairto
If you pick me, I wont let you down Roberto."

Roberto: "The song did it for me, it's a yes for me. Michelle?"

Michelle Kelly: "This is obviously a joke, I say absolutely not. This guy is fat and out of shape."

Nacho: "Hey take it easy."

Roberto: "Alright people, relax. I guess it's up to you Orlando."

Nacho: "(whispering) Please, please, please."

Orlando: "You know what, I loved the movie and I like you Nacho, come and get your ticket, you are going to California."

*Nacho jumps up and down and after a couple of cartwheels, he picks up his ticket to California.*

Nacho: "Si, I did it. Gracias all, I won't let you down. I want to dedicate this to Encarnacion."

*Right before we go to commercial, the camera zooms in on Nacho's face and his enormous smile. When the show comes back from commercial, we go straight to Orlando who is about to call the next number.*

Orlando: "Number 8."

*Devon Jones makes his way forward. He has been on a losing streak, but he thinks he can turn things around if he could just get another chance.*

Roberto: "Hey there Devon, why do you think we should pick you?"

Devon Jones: "Because this is my human form."

*Roberto looks at the other 2 judges and looks confused. Again, just like with Nacho, it seems like Roberto has no clue what Devon Jones is talking about.*

Robero: "...and in your human form you think you can beat Pain?"

Devon Jones: "As you already know, I've lost to Pain numerous times, but now I've figured him out."

Roberto: "You've finally figured out he's better than you?"

*Both Michelle and Orlando start laughing*

Devon Jones: "Very funny...listen, the truth is, if you give me this chance I will unleash hell on Pain like never before."

Roberto: "Ok thanx Devon. Orlando is it a yes or a no for you?"

Orlando: "Well, he is actually my ride home, therefor I have to say yes."

Roberto: "Michelle?"

Michelle Kelly: "He's faced Ultimate Pain many times before and everytime he has lost. Sorry Devon, but it's a no for me."

*Devon doesn't look too happy and gives Michelle the finger.*

Roberto: "I guess this time is up to me. Sorry Devon but Im gonna have to say no, I just don't think you have the skills to beat Pain."

*Devon bows his head in disappointment and without saying anything, turns around and walks away.*

Orlando: "I hope he still gives me that ride, I did vote yes after all."

Roberto: "Ok, let's continue...next!"

*It's Mike Rotch's turn now and he seems confident that he will be chosen.*

Mike Rotch: "Hi, my name is Mike Rotch and I prom..."

*All of sudden Roberto interrupts Rotch.*

Roberto: "It's a no for me Mike...guys?"

*Michelle and Orlando both at the same time say no as well and that's that for Mike Rotch, his audition seems over*

Roberto: "Ok next."

Mike Rotch: "But, but..."

Roberto: "NEEEEEEEEXT!!!"

*Mike Rotch leaves and can't believe he wasn't even given a chance to plea his case. As Rotch walks away, a muscular guy who resembles a Terminator, makes his way forward.*

Orlando: "Hi sir, what's your name and why should we pick you?"

Big guy: "(In a very thick Russian accent) My name is Alenikov and I am Russian. I must break Ultimate Pain and believe me, I will. Pick me if you want to win"

*All the judges actually seem all very impressed for once, especially Michelle as she seems to have some type of crush on the big Russian man.*

Michelle Kelly: "I like this guy, I dont need to hear anything else, it's a yes for me."

Orlando: "It's a yes for me as well."

Roberto: "Ditto for me. Come and get your ticket Alenikov, you are going to California."

*Alenikov grabs his ticket, shakes everyone's hand and walks out. He seems satisfied and determined and as he walks out we go to another commercial. We return to find out that the judges have already picked nine wrestlers and so there's only one plane ticket left to California.*

Michelle Kelly: "Ok guys, who's next?"

*A skinny guy, dirty and also drunk, makes his way forward. He can hardly stand straight as he takes sips from a bottle wrapped in a paper bag.*

Roberto: "Hey sir, are you drunk?"

Drunk guy: "No, no way joseee, I dooooont know what u are insaaa...insiii....insinuating sir. I will kick your asss capish."

*As the drunk guy finishes his sentence he just passes out and falls to the floor face first. As Roberto is about to check on the bum, that's when Frankie Enzo makes his presence felt. He picks up the bum and gives him a powerbomb that can be heard from miles.*

Roberto: "Frankie what the hell are you doing, are you insane?"

Frankie Enzo: "Shut up Princess. You've had your fun here with all these losers, but if you want the real deal, then you'll give me that last tickect to California. I promise you, Ultimate Pain will know the real meaning of Pain after I'm done with him."

*Frankie Enzo gets on Roberto's face as the two have an old fashion staredown. Absolute silence has taken over the all place and you can cut the tension with a knife. After a few seconds tho, Roberto just bursts into a histerical laughter.*

Roberto: "Oh man Frankie, you almost had me there for a second."

*Roberto continues to laugh as Frankie now looks very annoyed.*

Roberto: "Alright Frankie boy, here is your ticket, you're going to California. Oh man, that was too funny. Great stuff there man."

*Frankie picks up his ticket, but he seems more embarrassed than happy as Roberto keeps laughing.*

Orlando: "Alright guys, that's it, the auditon is now officially over. To all those who did not have a chance to try out here tonight, we are really sorry, and to the ten guys who are going to California, one of you will get a chance of a lifetime, so good luck."

*Orlando turns to Roberto*

Orlando: "Any last words Champ?"

*Roberto turns to the camera. He is now serious and intense.*

Roberto: "Ultimate Pain, my search for your opponent is almost done and thrust me, if he doesn't get the job done against you in California it's ok, because at In Exile you have a date with me and I don't intend to fail. Ultimate Pain at In Exile your ass is mine."

*Camera fades out.*

2nd Part

*It's Adrenaline Rush and it's time for Roberto to revail to the world who he has picked to face Ultimate Pain here tonight. His music hits and he comes out with the World Title around his waist and a smile that stretches from one ear to the other. It seems he has made his decision about who's going to be representing him here tonight and by the looks of it, he seems very satisfied by whom he has picked. Roberto gets in the ring and grabs a mic.*

Roberto: "I guess it's time for me to tell you all whom I have picked to face Ultimate Pain here tonight. I've tought about this long and hard and I have finally made my decision. The man I have picked is actually not a friend of mine, but inside that ring he knows his stuff. I know this because I have faced this man in the past and everytime he has brought it. I've also decided to pick this man because he has a mean streak like no others and his desire to win is endless. Tonight, Ultimate Pain's opponent will be.....Mr. Shaun Quinn!"

*The crowd is shocked, it seems like no one in the arena would have guessed this.*

Roberto: "Now I know what people must be thinking, these guys are friends and Shaun Quinn might just lie down for Ultimate Pain. But you see, if I know Quinn the way I think I do, I know for a fact that men like him don't lie down for anybody. So tonight, good luck guys and may the best brother win."

*Roberto leaves the ring and he seems very satisfied. On the way up the ramp, Roberto shakes a few of his fans hands like he always does and then just goes through the courtains to the back, where he will be waiting for his match that will take place later on tonight.*
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