The Bulldog

TheBulldog · 08-03-2009, 02:54 PM

Name: The Bulldog
Age: 24
Hometown: Sioux Falls, South Dakota
Height: 6'7
Weight: 285
Gimmick: A Bad-Ass Wrestler
Disposition: Heel
Music: Lay Down-Priestess

Wrestling Style:Power
Wrestling Abilities:
Power
Brawling
Technical
Charisma
Speed

Signature Moves: Spear, Clothesline

Finishing Moves: F-5, PowerBomb

Past experience: The marines

Taunts: you gonna 6 feet under, im gonna open up a can of whoop ass on ya!

Nicknames: Hell raiser, Th King of ass whooping

Picture: Brock lesner wwe photo

God · 08-29-2009, 10:51 AM

August 26th 2009
w/ Rey Guerrero vs Damage Nixon & St. Deuce

Quote:

Must be a mix up

*bulldog walks in to the empty heel locker room talking to himself wearing gold sunglasses, a rival wrestling leagues shirt, a MMA hat, and baggy shorts with MMA on them*
Bulldog: This must be a mistake im partnerd with Gay Gayrerro.Id rather have my partner be ultimate pain I know he sucks but hes barely better then gay gayrerro.I mean im not even close to inimidated by ultimate pain I mean he looks like hes mental. Ultimate pain thinks hes all tha tcuz he got the title by a fluke. But itll be fun watching ray getting beat up by wimpy nixon and st doofs and cmon even they fucking suck! Oo wimpy nixon im so afraid your 19 and u know martial arts.Im betting my grandma can open a can of ass whoopin on u with her eyes blind folded and arms tied behind her back and hopping on one leg, and shes in a wheelchair! But its gonna be fun doin the f-5 on nixon and watchin his iq go from 200 to 2. And that St.Doofs? How the hell is he a saint? He sucks worse than their 2-14 football team! God I hate retards.
*A camera Team Comes In*
Bulldog: What the hell! This is the changing room! You bloody perverts!
Cameraman: I’d rather be perverted than be a loser physcopath that talks to himself! And were with Wrestling Magazine, so we have freedom of press!
*The Bulldog F-5’s the camerman in to the lockers.*
Bulldog: Now get the **** out!
*whispering*Bulldog: Bloody perverts.

God · 11-10-2009, 04:49 PM

November 4th 2009

Quote:

Confusing

Bulldog enters the lockeroom only to see Trevor and Lindsay making out

Bulldog: get a room!

Trevor: Oh Bulldog ready for your match with king john

Bulldog: you mean King jim?

Trevor: no king john

Bulldog: well I don’t care im gonna beat them both up!

Im not only gonna beat both of them up im gonna beat up ron mcoy and his twin Ralph

Trevor: Twin?

Bulldog: Well Rey said he had a twin named ron

Trevor: Rey said it….

Bulldog: oh.

So I only get to beat up king john, I was really looking forward punching four people at once..

AlL aBoUt ThIs

Trevor: Here it is the newest show on TV with the hottest person Me Trevor Kade! The first person I wanna call out is Lindsay Lohan.

Lindsay: Oh my god im so glad to be here Trevor.

Trevor: So did you really get robbed?

Linsay: Well ya I mean I was really robbed

Trevor: So… you got plans Friday?

Lindsay: Well I was going to go out with my Boyfriend but I can go with you instead

*Lindsay’s phone rings*

Lindsay: Ya ugh hu Your what!!!!!!!!

*Lindsay starts crying all over*

Trevor: its ok Lindsay im here im here after the show you can stay with me at the presidential sweet. Hows that seem? I know how to take your mind off your ex if you know what I mean.

Lindsay: Well *she crys a little* ok

Trevor: Bulldog take her to the hotel k?

Trevor: Lets take our next guest out. He’s currently suspended for using steroids Rey Guerro!

Trevor: So Rey got a sister about 20 – 25?

Rey: No, but I have a brother, there the sex you really like.

Trevor: my show my rules I got Bulldog back there I got 4 Guards back there and they don’t like cholos so Shut up k

Trevor: Hows your life with your mom hu?

Rey: My mom doesn’tt live in my mansion, fool.

Trevor: Nice coverup, Now whyd you do it?

Rey: It?

Trevor: your mom, No just kiddin or am i? Nah illm talkin bout the steroids

Rey: The steroids I didn’t do?