The Future

God · 09-24-2009, 03:42 PM

September 23rd 2009
Meltdown
vs. Mechancial Thuganomics

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The scene opens up in the world famous Fabric nightclub in London, England. The dance floor is jam packed as party goers look to have a good night out. As the CWA camera pans around the large room, several well known celebrities are spotted mingling with each other and even occasionally with the public. The CWA X-Fly Champion Joey Nicholas is spotted on the Dance floor with what looks to be a woman but as we get closer we realise she may need a gender verification test to be sure.

The camera continues to pan around where we see the CWA World Champion the Ultimate Pain seated and surrounded by several lovely ladies to which he gladly shows off his title belt for. Matt Jones is spotted in the background trying to buy a drink for himself but getting refused because he doesn’t have ID on him. Jones proclaims that he a member of the Brotherhood but it doesn’t get him anything except a coke.

The camera keeps going until we finally set sights on one half of the CWA World Tag Team Champions in Daren Storm. Daren Storm appears to be way out of his depth as he tries to hit on five women so far out of his league its not even funny. We get in closer to find that the five women are having a hard time simply being nice in letting him down but he isn’t making it easy for them. Eventually, he gets the message and leaves them be. Daren Storm walks away dejected before he bumps into his team mate and co-holder of the CWA World Tag Team Championships in Axl Storm.

Axl Storm: Any luck?

Daren Storm: These people don’t recognize greatness when they see it.

Axl Storm: Who were you hitting on?

Daren Storm turns slightly and points out the five women who are again busy this time rejecting Matt Jones.

Axl Storm: You didn’t hit on them all at once again did you?

Daren Storm: Yeah, so?

Axl Storm: Please tell me you didn’t propose an orgy again as well.

Daren Storm: I may have.

Axl Storm: Celebrities are never going to be up for anything like that.

Daren Storm: They aren’t that big celebrities.

Axl Storm: Girls Aloud are flippin’ massive here. They would never, ever, ever be interested.

Daren Storm: Worth a shot anyway, how are you getting on?

Axl Storm: I’m not quite sure. I bumped into Lady GaGa, and well, now I’m confused.

Daren Storm: Do tell.

Axl Storm: Well, she called me wired, and, coming from Lady GaGa, I don’t know if that was an insult or a compliment.

Daren Storm: Was she calling for security and using pepper spray on you?

Axl Storm: I’m not you.

Daren Storm: Then it was probably a compliment.

Axl Storm: Shame she is a nut job otherwise I would have been in there.

Daren Storm: Alexis appears to be doing well anyway.

The camera pulls back to see Alexis literally surrounded by dozens of well built and attractive men all of whom are constantly buying her drink and hanging on her every word.

Daren Storm: I’m going to try one more before I’m paying for someone tonight.

Axl Storm: Good luck?

Daren Storm: Don’t need any, this one has quite a reputation behind her.

Daren Storm and Axl Storm once again separate as Daren Storm heads off to the far side of the club with his eye on someone. Daren Storm finally reaches his destination just ahead of the camera man. Daren Storm wastes no time in putting himself between his new target and her male companion.

Daren Storm: Hey, I’m Daren Storm.

Girl: Who?

Daren Storm: Oh please, don’t pretend you don’t know. I’m a World Champion.

Girl: Sure you are.

Guy: Hey buddy, can you kindly get lost?

Daren Storm: Who the hell are you?

Guy: I’m Alex.

Daren Storm: Alex what?

Guy: Alex Reid.

Daren Storm: Seriously what kind of name is that?

Guy: Please just leave.

Daren Storm: Buzz off dork.

Daren Storm turns his back to the guy and turns his full attention back to the girl.

Daren Storm: Now we can formally introduce ourselves. Once again, I’m Daren Storm.

Girl: I’m Katie, and that is my boyfriend so please leave before he makes you leave.

Daren Storm: What this loser? What’s he going to do? Like I said, I’m a World Champion.

Alex: In what?

Daren Storm: Wrestling.

Both Alex and Katie start laughing at this much to the annoyance of Daren Storm.

Daren Storm: Want to take this outside?

Alex: Good God, You have literally no idea who I am do you?

Daren Storm: I don’t care, All I know is you’re going to be doing a spot on impression of TJ Styles by being unconscious in a few minutes.

Alex: Who the hell is he?

Daren Storm: One of the guys that I will be destroying later tonight at the Pay Per View.

Katie: Are you going to bore him into submission with one of these stories?

Daren Storm: Shut it bitch.

Alex: Don’t you dare call her a bitch!

Daren Storm: Outside?

Alex: Lets go pretty boy.

The trio head outside along with quite a large gathering of people who had stopped to listen in on the argument. Once outside, we see that Axl Storm and Joey Nicholas have made their way out as well but Ultimate Pain is much too busy talking about himself to notice anything going on around him.

Daren Storm: I admit you may look impressive, but just like The Machine, you’re all style and no substance.

Alex: Are you ready?

Daren Storm: I believe that is copyright infringement.

Alex: What?

Daren Storm: NOW!!

Alex Reid turns and is smashed in the face with a brick that floors him. Daren Storm runs over and gets in a few kicks until he is sent packing when Katie takes the rings off and starts swinging in defence of her man. Daren Storm and Axl Storm, with the brick still in his right hand both take off running down the street past the very long line of people waiting to gain entry into the club. Daren and Axl finally stop running and look back to see that they are not being followed. Axl tosses the brick into some nearby bushes as sirens can be heard in the distance. Daren and Axl casually walk off into the distance as if nothing out of the ordinary happened tonight.

Kimura · 10-09-2009, 05:41 PM

Promo from Adrenaline Rush (Oct.07/09)

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The scene opens in the backstage area of the CWA arena near the interview set. As we get closer we see a female figure with a mic in hand waiting to begin an interview but surprisingly, it isn’t lead interviewer Michelle Kelly.

Lacey: Hi, I’m Lacey and tonight I will be interviewing the best tag team to ever wrestle, the current CWA World Tag Team Champions, The Future.

Right on cue, the tag team champions come into view and stand either side of the smiling Lacey.

Lacey: Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule to grant me this exclusive interview.

Axl Storm: You’re welcome.

Lacey: I hope you don’t mind, but I have a lot of questions to get through so shall we begin?

Daren Storm: It’s weird having an interviewer who is nice for a change.

Lacey: Firstly, congratulations on overcoming such huge odds at Meltdown to retain the CWA World Tag Team Championships against Mechanical Thugonomics.

Daren Storm: Thank you.

Lacey: After your brilliant performance however, you were almost the victims of a cowardly sneak attack by two men who shouldn’t even be in the country, let alone on the roster. Had it not been for the incredible awareness of you two, things could have turned out very badly. What are your thoughts on the masked guys whose name I cant remember?

Axl Storm: I don’t think anyone can remember their name so don’t worry about that. Boys, I know we made the open challenge to any team from any where on the planet, but I thought it would be implied that you have to have a valid visa for the United States, which, last time I checked, you two amigos don’t have.

Daren Storm: It is absolutely ridiculous and a disgrace that these two illegal aliens can skip over border control and sneak back into the county. Just because you are ugly enough to need masks, doesn’t mean you can ignore the law. We have already reported the two of you to immigration so you can expect a visit from them in the near future, after which point, we wont have to worry about them anymore.

Lacey: Surely you aren’t worried about them to begin with are you?

Daren Storm: Absolutely not, it may come off like we are hesitant to face these guys, well, truthfully we are. We are hesitant to be associated with illegal aliens. You see, we are model, upstanding citizens, whereas if we had to face you two, that wouldn’t look good on us. We are not afraid of you by any means, there is a very good reason why we are undefeated in CWA, we’re just plain better than everyone else. Guys, I’m only going to say this once, leave. Leave and don’t come back. We don’t want to, but we will if we have to.

Lacey: Will what?

Daren Storm: Kick them back out of the country ourselves.

Axl Storm: Jose, Julio, this is your only warning. The next time you try and stick your big noses in our business, we’re going to have to break them for you.

Lacey: Very strong words from two of the best wrestlers alive today who are quite clearly not afraid of the Mexican guys. Okay, next question is in regards your match tonight. Yet another CWA World Tag Team title defence is on the horizon, this time against Frankie Enzo, and a partner of his choosing. Thoughts?

Axl Storm: Firstly, I’d like to correct you on a small detail you got wrong Lacey, it’s not a partner of his choosing, Enzo doesn’t get to choose, he takes what he can get. In London he was asking Alexis to team with him. I’m betting everyone he considers an ally or even a friend, has already turned him down. Secondly, I would not be surprised if tonight ended up being a handicap match.

Daren Storm: I’ve lost count at this point of how many hopeless teams we have had to destroy since coming to CWA. We’ve split up several teams in our relativly short time together, hell, when we were still in our rookie year, we split up the dominant Ainsworth Brothers. Frankie Enzo, you and your mystery partner, do not pose any threat whatsoever to us. Tonight, will be just another chapter in your pathetic existence and yet another victory for the greatest tag team of all time.

Lacey: Thank you for your time gu…

Before Lacey can finish she is cut off my Michelle Kelly who has returned to the interview set to find someone is taking her spot.

Michelle Kelly: Who the hell are you?

Lacey: I’m Lacey, pleased to meet you.

Michelle Kelly: Did these two put you up to this? Look, this is my gig, and I’m not going to let anyone take it away from me, understood?

Daren Storm: Listen Michelle, while you were off on your knees with your mouth full, yet again, we needed an interview, and thus we hired Lacey. Lacey here, she has done a much better job than you could ever dream of doing. For one thing, she’s not a bitch, so she has you beat. Secondly, she isn’t a moron so she definitely has Orlando beat. Thirdly, she isn’t a sweaty pig so Bruce, you’re out as well. From now on, Lacey is our interviewer. Lacey is the official interviewer of the Future. You don’t have to like it, but you do have to accept it.

Michelle Kelly clearly isn’t happy with this and stares a hole trough Lacey until Daren Storm and Axl Storm lead her away from the interview set. We pity whoever Michelle will be interviewing next.

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