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    Is....."He"......R V D?

    Now, I might be thinking outside of the box but, I can see "He" being Rob Van Dam. Now, this whole little theory came to me in my sleep last night and to me, it makes some sense. Alright so, Rob Van Dam beat Kane during their feud and RVD wanted Kane to unmask , which he rightfully did and than went into his MONSTA!~!!!1 killing spree in anger.

    The bag, I can see it containing the mask but obviously without Rob Van Dam himself. Though, that would be pretty bad ass. But now throw in attacking the announcers, Batista and Punk.

    Punk did know RVD in ECW earlier in his time there, and I think Dave and Rob fought time to time but I don't remember a feud of sorts.

    I know this is flawed but, this is my theory #5656356345



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    Yeah that'd work if RVD was an actaul WWE superstar, he's signed with APW

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    I don't think this deserves its own thread, but could Elijah Burkes new gimmick have anything to do with this?

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    Ugh, he's obviously talking about himself. Or atleast, the "old" Kane.

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    This makes no sense....
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    i bet this is like the last time Kane had a psychotic episode when he was promoting See No Evil, it's possible he has a new film and his gimmick is coinciding with it or something


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    Wait guys...maybe this guy's right, I mean think about it...

    Triple H is the one who beat Kane to have him remove his mask right? And HHH is the one who wanted the stipulation in the first place.

    RVD was in the ring though when he took off the mask and Kane chokeslammed him, and then in the following weeks Kane continued to kick his ass until the whole feud was blown off at Summerslam (a cage match after on Raw, I know) when Kane won.

    But wait...this get's better!

    RVD left the WWE in a storyline (when really his contract expired and he didn't want to resign) when Orton knocked him unconscious in a stretcher match. He made one return to the Raw 15th Anniversary but he's happy working indy dates and trying to score money from his website.

    RVD didn't die...but he could be dead. I mean, he'd love to pretend he's dead in a storyline while his girlfriend/wife is currently battling cancer and he'd love to be away from her during the trying time.

    OF COURSE! IT ALL MAKES SENSE!

    P.S. ... Kane has been on Raw every week for the last month, before that he was on both ECW/SmackDown for quite some time without taking any breaks. How could he have shot a movie? Sorry, but this new movie isn't ringing true either.

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    Interesting theory Tooey, but it's wayyyy off I'm sure.

    I'd say it's about himself, which is best.

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    Tooey, you get a thumbs up for thinking outside of the box, but a thumbs down for coming up with something extremely unlikely and which doesn't make sense.

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    Quote Originally Posted by horrorfan_1986 View Post
    Tooey, you get a thumbs up for thinking outside of the box, but a thumbs down for coming up with something extremely unlikely and which doesn't make sense.
    Yeah I know it was unlikely when I typing it up, but we all have theories. I wanted to share mine.




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    Nice theory, would love it to happen. If WWE managed to keep this a secret, wow.

    But it won't.

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    I think Kane is questioning if his career is dead. Seriously, it seems like they plan to put a mask back on him. My only question is, whats the point? As for RVD, this is almost as bad as your theory of Taz(z) trying to kill Vince
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    I highly doubt it's RVD, although it could be...a very far stretch but if we've learned anything as wrestling fans. Anything can happen. Although certain things that have happened have ruined careers. I would want to RVD back, but not like this. Plus, with his recent passing of his wife dying...I don't they'd bring him in on such a note.
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    RVD's wife died? Holy shit, I thought she was meant to be on the mend.

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