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    PS does the WWE his way~~

    RAW

    Main Event

    Triple H
    Shawn Michaels
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    Randy Orton
    John Cena

    Upper Midcard

    CM Punk
    Chris Jericho
    Jeff Hardy
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    John “Bradshaw” Layfield
    Mr. Kennedy

    Midcard

    Paul London
    Brian Kendrick
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    Hardcore Holly
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    Santino Marella
    Carlito
    Trevor Murdoch
    Lance Cade
    Snitsky

    Lower Midcard

    Cody Rhodes
    Paul Burchill
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    Charlie Haas

    Jobbers

    Val Venis
    Super Crazy
    D.H. Smith
    Robbie McAllister
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    Women’s Division

    Ashley
    Maria
    Mickie James
    Candice Michelle
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    Jillian Hall
    Katie Lea Burchill
    Melina
    Beth Phoenix

    Other On-Air Talent

    Mike Adamle - Ring announcer
    Lilian Garcia - Ring announcer
    Todd Grisham - Backstage interviewer
    Jerry Lawler - Color commentator
    William Regal – General Manager
    Jim Ross - Play-by-play commentator

    Occasional Talent

    Stone Cold Steve Austin
    The Rock (very occasional, see thread John Cena gives The Rock an F-U!)
    Vince McMahon (not occasional enough)
    Stephanie McMahon

    Inactive Talent

    Rory McAllister - Injured
    Drew McIntyre - Injured
    Ron Simmons

    Tag Teams and Stables

    Lance Cade and Trevor Murdoch
    Carlito and Santino Marella
    Hardcore Holly and Cody Rhodes
    The Highlanders (Robbie and Rory McAllister)
    Londrick (Paul London and Brian Kendrick)


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    SmackDown!

    Main Event

    Batista
    The Undertaker
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    Edge

    Upper Midcard

    Kane
    Matt Hardy
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    Big Show
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    Montel Vontavious Porter
    Tomko

    Midcard


    Jamie Noble
    Gregory Helms
    Finlay
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    The Great Khali
    Mark Henry
    Chavo Guerrero
    Zack Ryder
    Curt Hawkins

    Lower Midcard

    Jesse
    Festus
    Shannon Moore
    Jimmy Wang Yang
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    ------------
    Deuce
    Domino

    Jobbers

    Funaki
    ------------
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    Dave Taylor

    Women’s Division

    Michelle McCool
    Cherry
    ------------
    ------------
    Victoria
    Natalya
    Maryse

    Other On-Air Talent

    Jonathan Coachman - Color commentator
    Michael Cole - Play-by-play commentator
    Vickie Guerrero - General Manager
    Theodore Long - Assistant General Manager
    Justin Roberts - Ring announcer
    Josh Matthews - Backstage interviewer

    Occasional Talent
    Ric Flair

    Inactive Talent

    Kenny Dykstra - Injured
    Rey Mysterio - Injured
    Torrie Wilson – Injured
    Chuck Palumbo - Injured

    Tag Teams and Stables

    Deuce N’ Domino with Cherry
    La Familia (Edge, Chavo Guerrero, Curt Hawkins and Zack Ryder with Vickie Guerrero)
    Jesse and Festus
    Shannon Moore and Jimmy Wang Yang


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    ECW

    Main Event

    Rob Van Dam
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    Upper Midcard

    Sabu
    ------------
    Umaga
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    John Morrison
    Shelton Benjamin

    Midcard

    Kofi Kingston
    Tommy Dreamer
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    Big Daddy V
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    The Miz
    Elijah Burke

    Lower Midcard

    Balls Mahoney
    Stevie Richards
    ------------
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    Nunzio
    Armando Estrada
    Mike Knox

    Jobbers


    Colin Delaney
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    ------------

    Women’s Division

    Kelly Kelly
    ------------
    ------------
    Layla

    Other On-Air Talent

    Tony Chimel - Ring announcer
    Paul Heyman – Co-General Manager
    Shane McMahon - Co-General Manager
    Matt Striker - Manager of Big Daddy V and occasional wrestler
    Joey Styles - Play-by-play commentator
    Taz - Color commentator
    Eve Torres- Backstage interviewer

    Inactive Talent

    The Boogeyman - Injured
    Kevin Thorn – Injured

    Tag Teams And Stables

    Colin Delaney and Tommy Dreamer
    The Miz and John Morrison
    Big Daddy V and Mark Henry with Matt Striker

    -------------------------------------------

    Current Title Holders

    WWE Heavyweight Championship
    Current Champion: John Cena
    Previous Champion: Randy Orton

    WWE Intercontinental Championship
    Current Champion: Paul London
    Previous Champion: Shelton Benjamin

    WWE Tag Team Championships
    Current Champions: Hardcore Holly & Cody Rhodes
    Previous Champions: Trevor Murdoch & Lance Cade

    WWE Women’s Championship
    Current Champion: Beth Phoenix
    Previous Champion: Candice Michelle


    World Heavyweight Championship

    Current Champion: The Undertaker
    Previous Champion: Edge

    WWE United States Championship
    Current Champion: Matt Hardy
    Previous Champion: MVP

    WWE Cruiserweight Championship (suspended)
    Current Champion: Vacant
    Previous Champion: Hornswoggle

    WWE Tag Team Championships
    Current Champions: John Morrison & The Miz
    Previous Champions: MVP & Matt Hardy


    ECW World Championship
    Current Champion: Rob Van Dam
    Previous Champion: Chavo Guerrero


    Roster updated as of 11th April 2008”

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    Re: PS does the WWE his way~~

    looks good man cant wait for the shows..

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    Vince McMahon is shown in his office along with Stephanie McMahon, Triple H and John Cena. The four are shown sitting down on chairs around a large table. Vince is at the head of the table with John beside him and at the opposing side of the table Stephanie sits beside Triple H.

    Vince: “Alright folks! Time to finalise our plans for Mania!”

    Cena: “Well I think we can all agree the RAW match should headline?”

    Triple H: “Of course! Our match has been weeks in the making compared to the lacklustre build-up of the SmackDown! main event.”

    Vince:
    “Actually, I was thinking of giving SmackDown! the main event. I mean hasn’t that match been built up for months?”

    Cena: “Let’s not get crazy Vince! RAW’s our number one brand after all!”

    Triple H: “Yeah Vince! If you want to throw SmackDown! a bone how about you give my man Batista a huge squash victory over a RAW opponent?”

    Cena: “Everybody else thinking Umaga?”

    Triple H: “They don’t call him the “Monster Jobber” for nothing.”

    Vince: “Alright, alright! Anybody else got any other thoughts before we move onto the main event then?”

    Steph: “Well Daddy, Hunter and I were talking about this ECW match and we both think it’s not worthy to be on the Mania card.”

    Triple H: “Yeah Vince, your surprise is going to get no reaction. Mark my words!”

    Vince: “You guys really think? Heyman said it definitely wouldn’t work so that makes me certain it will!”

    Triple H: “You don’t think he’s maybe using reverse psychology Vince?”

    Vince: “WHAAAAAT! Are you implying Heyman can outwit Vincent Kennedy McMahon?!”

    Steph: “No! No he wasn’t Daddy! Let’s just move on.”

    Cena: “So yeah, I was thinking, how about for the main event I fly in dressed as SuperJohn?”

    Vince: “Great idea John! And speaking of that, we know the winners of all the other matches, so it’s just the WWE Title match to decide now.”

    Steph: “Well, I think it’s pretty obvious it’s Hunter’s time Daddy. He’s been so long without the title and he really misses it.”

    Triple H: “Yeah Vince, give me the title and then Shawn can come out at the end and we can finish the show by reuniting D-X!”

    Vince: “Hrmm, that does sound like an inviting idea. Maybe I could even feud with you two for a couple of months after for the title?”

    Triple H: “Exactly! Sounds like a great plan!”

    Cena: “Whoa there! Don’t I get a say?”

    Vince: “Alright John, give us your view, though after that last idea, you’re going to have to come up with something really special.”

    Cena: “Well I was thinking I could get beaten for most of the match, maybe get RKO’d and Pedigreed a few hundred times. Then suddenly I’d Cena out, F-U everyone insight and win!”

    Vince: “He’s only gone and done it again! What an idea! It’s so fresh! And after maybe I could even feud with you for a couple of months for the title all culminating in me being assassinated? [Vince grins]

    Triple H: “But that way everybody misses out on a D-X reunion! I mean c’mon Vince, its D-X! It’s what the people want!”

    Vince: “Ahh! You both have very compelling arguments. There’s always the option of letting Orton keep the belt?”

    Cena and Triple H: “NO!”

    Vince: “And why the hell not?”

    Steph: “Well for one thing, he just assaulted a fan last week.”

    Vince: “Again?”

    Steph: “Yeah, a female fan.”

    Vince: “Maybe she attacked him first?”

    Steph: “Well, she was paralysed from the neck down so I doubt it.”

    Vince: “She could have bitten him?”

    Steph: “She was also blind so I don’t think she could have seen who she was biting Dad.”

    Vince: “She could tell by his voice? Them blind people have much better hearing you know!”

    Steph: “Oh yeah, she was also deaf, mute and terminally ill.”

    Vince: “Godamnit! That kid has got to learn!”

    Steph: “So the belt’ll be coming off Orton, right Dad?”

    Vince: “Who the hell said that? I meant we should give him the week off to let him think about his actions. After all, if he’s going to win the Mania main event we need him fresh and fully fit don’t we?”

    Cena, Steph and Triple H:
    “You cannot be serious!?”

    The discussion continues…


    Wrestlemania XXIV Card up shortly
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    Re: PS does the WWE his way~~

    Quote Originally Posted by PeaceSells View Post
    The Rock (very occasional, see thread John Cena gives The Rock an F-U!)

    Vince McMahon (not occasional enough)

    ECW

    Main Event

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    Tumbleweed...?
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    Previous Champion: Chris Be...OH SHIT!
    That alone gets you repped & thanked. The meeting was just brilliant.
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    Re: PS does the WWE his way~~

    awsome lol..really awsome...

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    Wrestlemania XXIV Card

    WWE Championship: Randy Orton © vs John Cena vs Triple H

    World Heavyweight Championship: Edge © vs The Undertaker

    Shawn Michaels vs Ric Flair

    Big Show vs Floyd Mayweather

    US Championship: MVP © vs Matt Hardy

    Money In The Bank Match: CM Punk vs Jeff Hardy vs Chris Jericho vs Shelton Benjamin vs Mr. Kennedy vs Jamie Noble vs Chuck Palumbo vs John Morrison

    SmackDown vs Raw!: Batista vs Umaga

    JBL w/ Vince vs Finlay w/ Hornswoggle

    ECW Championship Open Challenge: Chavo Guerrero © vs ?

    Women’s Championship: Beth Phoenix © vs Candice Michelle
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    Hours prior to the show Vince McMahon is shown backstage in his office trying to relax before the WWE’s biggest night of the year. Suddenly Vince’s phone rings…

    Vince: “Hello?”

    Jeff: “Ugh, yeah Vince, this is Jeff.”

    Vince: “Oh, hey Jeff. What are you ringing me at this hour for?”

    Jeff: “Well, you see, I’ve eh, kind of been held up.”

    Vince: “WHAAAAT!? What do you mean you’ve been held up?”

    Jeff: “Well eh, it’s…it’s my flight. Yeah, my flight’s been delayed.”

    Vince: “What the hell does that mean Jeff?”

    Jeff: “Eh, that I can’t make tonight’s show basically.”

    Vince: “You have to be kidding me! Tonight’s ‘Mania Jeff! MANIA! And you were scheduled to win the Money In The Bank match!”

    Jeff: “Shit! I was winning?”

    Vince: “Yes you were going to win!”

    Jeff: “Man, I’ll be there in under an hour!...Yo Sabu! Change of plans, hit the pedal, we’re heading to Orlando!”

    Vince: “Sabu? What? Screw that Jeff, you’re off the card!”

    Jeff: “C’mon Vince! One more chance!”

    [Click. Dial tone]

    Vince: “Shane! Shane! We’ve had a change of plans!”

    Shane: “What’s up Dad?”

    Vince: “Jeff’s been removed from the card for eh, unforeseen circumstances.”

    Shane: “Really? Again? I thought he’d finally learnt.”

    Vince: “Yeah well we’ll decide his punishment later. Right now I’ve just had a brain wave. Get me Khali on the phone.”

    Shane: “What do you want Khali for? Surely not…”

    Vince: “That’s right! The Money In The Bank match! It’s perfect! We were missing a big man in the match.”

    Shane: “But Dad, it’s basically a spotfest, what’s he going to be able to do.”

    Vince: “I’ve a few ideas floating around. Now ring him and tell him he’s on the card.”

    Shane: “Ahh ok.”

    [Shane picks up the phone and dials]

    Khali: “Garrrrrgh?”

    Shane: “Yes, The Great? We need you on tonight’s card so be here as soon as possible.”

    Khali: “Rawwwwwwr! Grr argh garrgh!”

    Shane [laughing]: “Great. Bye.”

    [Click. Dial tone]

    Shane: “Damn that guy! Always with the jokes!”

    Vince: “He can make it alright, I mean I don’t want to have to throw Big Daddy V in. I wouldn’t want to ruin the speed of the match or anything.”

    Shane: “Nah, don’t worry. He said he’ll be here shortly.”

    Vince: “Excellent.”

    Mania coming soon
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    lol @ Hardy no showing. Keep up the good work Mr. Stevo.
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    Wrestlemania XXIV

    Segment 1

    The show opens with spotlights panning over the fans in attendance. The stadium erupts as this year’s theme song plays out over the speakers. The three commentator tables are shown and it’s JR who kicks off this year’s Wrestlemania promising the fans an exciting night, full of entertainment.

    Segment 2

    Graphics are shown as the commentators go through a run-down of tonight’s card. The two biggest pops come for the SmackDown! main event and the Flair vs Michaels match.

    Segment 3

    A highlight package from past Wrestlemania’s is shown, highlighting some of the greatest moments in Mania history.

    Segment 4

    Money In The Bank Match: CM Punk vs The Great Khali vs Chris Jericho vs Shelton Benjamin vs Mr. Kennedy vs Jamie Noble vs Chuck Palumbo vs John Morrison

    The Money In The Bank Match is the match to start this year’s Wrestlemania. It’s announced that Jeff will not be involved in tonight’s match as he injured himself earlier in the night by jumping off a 100 foot ladder as he attempted to save a cat from a tree. The Great Khali, his replacement receives a lot of heat on his way to the ring.

    The match-up begins and unsurprisingly a spot fest ensues.

    Palumbo and Noble both end up driving off the stage on Palumbo’s motorcycle with Michelle McCool screaming in the background.

    The remaining six men are all laid out in and outside of the ring. Khali is the first to his feet and sets the ladder up. He climbs to the second rung.

    JR: “Bah Gawd! He’s going for it! He’s got his hands on the briefcase!”

    Shelton suddenly jumps up and goes to the top rope. He flings himself at Khali who falls, ladder and all!

    King: “Wow JR! Did you just see that athleticism from Shelton! Khali must have fallen three foot there!”

    Kennedy and Punk have taken their fight to the outside where Kennedy botches his finisher of the week.

    Jericho and Morrison are both nearly at the top of the ladder by this stage. Jericho takes control but he suplexes Morrison from the top to the outside and through conveniently set-up tables!

    This gives Kennedy the chance to begin climbing the ladder. But what! What the hell is this! Hardy is running dazedly down the ramp

    JR: “BBQ SAUCE! It’s Jeff Hardy”

    King: “Do you have any of this in your script JR?”

    JR: “No? Can we say that when we’re live?”

    Jeff sets up another ladder. Swanton from the top onto Kennedy who was still amidst climbing the ladder!

    Here comes Punk, the only man on his feet. He reaches the top of the ladder and takes the briefcase! Punk celebrates in the ring with the briefcase much to the pleasure of the crowd.

    Segment 5

    A highlight package of Hornswoggle’s sordid history in the WWE is shown. Surely McMahon isn’t going to be on the card this early?

    Segment 6

    JBL w/ Vince vs Finlay w/ Hornswoggle (No DQ Match)

    A pretty horrible match in truth. Finlay tries his best to get what he can from JBL and his man boobs but in the end Vince makes himself far too involved and we are treated to a slow and boring brawl. The crowd lose interest pretty early until Hornswoggle comes from under the ring to aid Finlay.

    With Finlay laid out by the Clothesline From Hell, Vince and JBL are left alone in the ring with Hornswoggle. They begin to beat him down until Finlay finally recovers and with his trusty shillelagh in hand he attacks…Hornswoggle!?

    Cole: “What is Finlay doing?”

    Coach: “Siding with the boss like any sensible businessman.”

    Cole: “Whatever happened blood is thicker than water?”

    Coach: “People aren’t meant to know Horny’s actually Finlay’s son yet you ass!”

    King: “What? Hornswoggle’s not McMahon’s kid? Then who is?”

    Styles: “I’m pretty sure they’re just dropping this whole story after Mania with absolutely no explanation.”

    King: “Ah that makes sense.”

    Coach: “Honestly guys, we’re still on air you know!”

    Finlay then lies down for JBL to pick up the victory. The three men stand in the middle of the ring over Hornswoggle. Paramedics are eventually allowed to come down to the ring to remove Hornswoggle.

    Segment 7

    William Regal is shown backstage with Umaga.

    Regal: “Alright Umannnnnga! Just go out there and destroy Batista for RAW and my sake!”

    Umaga: “…”

    Samoan Spike to Regal!

    Segment 8

    SmackDown! vs Raw: Batista vs Umaga

    Umaga really gives it his all and actually manages to get a decent match out of big Dave. Batista snaps halfway through the match when a fan says something to him. Batista attempts to swing at the 5 year old kid only for Umaga to spear Batista. The entire crowd instantly turns against Batista.

    The match finishes with Batista hitting his usual Spinebuster, followed up by the Batista Bomb!

    Amidst Batista’s celebrations Regal comes out to stage and announces that Umaga is no longer welcome on the RAW brand.

    Segment 9

    Edge is shown scheming backstage with the entire “Guerrero” family besides Chavo who is in action next.

    Edge: “So the whole plans set then? Basically everyone comes running down and attacks The Undertaker at the same time. It’s as good as a guaranteed victory for me now.”

    Edge and Vickie then begin to make out in front of Zack and Curt. Zack looks rather uncomfortable whereas Curt stares directly at the pair.

    Segment 10

    An ECW package is shown. Tazz and Styles discuss who could possibly accept Chavo’s Open Invitational tonight.

    Segment 11

    ECW Championship Open Challenge: Chavo Guerrero © vs ?

    Real American hits out over the speakers! The crowd gives the Hulkster absolutely no reaction as he comes out in his red and yellow!

    Tazz: “What! This wasn’t who was scheduled at all!”

    Styles: “Oh my God! What the hell is Hogan doing here tonight?”

    Hogan makes his way into the ring, but trips over a rope as he enters the ring and falls over clutching his knee.

    Tazz: “This cannot be the only match we’re getting to commentate on tonight. Not only are neither part of the ECW brand, one of the men can’t even stand.”

    Chavo looks unsure as to what to do. Then in a moment of genius Chavo climbs up top and hits his Frogsplash on the injured Hogan to pick up the victory. The crowd have little to no reaction!

    Then suddenly One Of A Kind hits out over the speakers and the loudest pop of the night is heard as Rob Van Dam makes his way down to the ring with Paul Heyman by his side. Heyman immediately grabs a mic!

    Heyman: “You want an actual challenge tonight Chavo? You got one!”

    ECW Championship Open Challenge: Chavo Guerrero © vs Rob Van Dam

    Crowd gives another huge pop as RVD climbs into the ring.

    Meanwhile, backstage, off-camera, Triple H is watching the match with Steph.

    Triple H: “Are you watching this Steph? RVD’s getting literally no reaction out there!”

    Crowd are still going nuts as RVD dominates the match-up.

    Triple H: “Honestly, I almost feel sorry for the guy, the crowd are just not into him.”

    RVD goes up top and signals that the Five Star Frogsplash is coming. The crowd give RVD a rapturous round of applause as he wins the match

    Triple H: “Well, Vince can’t say I didn’t tell him so.”

    Back in the ring Heyman takes the mic back in his hand.

    Heyman: “Welcome to the rebirth of ECW!”

    Tazz: “Alright folks, what a night! Heyman is back and so is ECW!”

    King [chuckling]: “I’m sure that’ll last all of a week!”

    Segment 12

    Hornswoggle has been released from the WWE. WWE wishes him the best in all future endeavours.

    JR: “What the? That’s a whole segment?”

    King: “What’s a segment?”

    JR: “Horny being released.”

    King: “Who’s Horny JR? [whispers] We aren’t meant to talk about him anymore, he’s being totally removed from WWE history as we speak.”

    JR: “Oh right! Eh, alright folks…SKITTLES! Taste the rainbow!”

    Segment 13

    Women’s Championship: Beth Phoenix © vs Candice Michelle

    A reasonable effort by the two divas but all in all it was still seen as the toilet break by all audience members, besides greasy, horny teenage boys. Although, what anybody would see in these two is beyond even King.

    King: “Yay! Puppies!”

    The match ended when Maria came out to try and aid Candice only for Beth to hit whatever her finisher is called, I mean noone saw the match anyways so who really cares. Beth gets the win.

    Bust The Seams hits out over the speakers. That’s Big Daddy V for those who aren’t in the know. V and Striker come out. Striker announces that due to V’s incredible cleavage he is now officially a member of the Women’s division and Beth should be on her guard!

    King [whimpering]: “Puppies?”

    JR [laughing]: “Only in the WWE folks!”

    Segment 14

    A package is shown highlighting the main points of the near year long MVP vs Matt Hardy feud.

    Segment 15
    US Championship: MVP © vs Matt Hardy

    Hardy’s return to action so he was a little sloppy but still quite possibly the match of the night. It was back and forth with plenty of near-falls. No comedy in this match-up unfortunately. MVP hits the Playmaker only for Matt to kick out of it.

    Jeff suddenly comes running down the ramp again.

    Cole: “You have got to be kidding me! This guy again?”

    Coach: “Security! Security! Don’t let Jeff ruin another match!”

    Jeff trips on his way to the ring. And no, not the falling type!

    Matt hits a “Super” Twist of Fate from the top rope to pick up the victory. New US Champion! He celebrates in the ring before helping Jeff to the back.

    Segment 16

    Mayweather is shown walking backstage towards the ring with his entire entourage still around him.

    Big Show is then showed walking down an adjoining character.

    The two men bump into each other and get in each other’s faces.

    Segment 17

    Hulk Hogan is shown wheeling himself around backstage in his newly acquired wheelchair.

    Hulk Hogan: “VINCE!”

    Shane McMahon: “What’s up Hulkster?”

    Hogan: “Where the hell’s Vince? I need to speak to him brutha.”

    Shane: “He’s a little busy right now. I’m sure I can be of assistance though.”

    Hogan: “Yeah, yeah you can. Did you see that sunuvabitch Guerrero pinning me earlier? That wasn’t part of the match plans!”

    Shane: “Of course it wasn’t! You do realise you weren’t even meant to be here tonight don’t you?”

    Hogan: “Of course I do, but I figured I’d a bit of spare time on my hands and I’d help you guys out. I mean, nobody draws like Hulk Hogan. Did you hear the crowd? They were red hot for me!”

    Shane: “You know you won’t get paid for showing up unexpectedly Hulk?”

    Hogan: “Awh, c’mon Shane. Just a few million! I really need it right now! Linda's divorcing me you know?”

    Segment 18

    Big Show vs Floyd Mayweather

    The crowd were very undecided who to cheer for in this bout. Mayweather used his speed to avoid Show at the beginning before unleashing several hard punches to his body. Show, who has been cut wide open above his eye by this stage, finally gets a hold of Mayweather after a few minutes. Show picks him up and throws him out of the ring, scattering his entourage.

    It’s now just Show vs Mayweather. Mayweather continues to be dominated until finally he hits a direct blow to Show’s head. Both men are now down.

    Some Bodies Gonna Get It hits out over the speakers. Yes, that’s Mark Henry.

    Cole: “Oh God! Another run-in? This isn’t TNA you know!”

    Henry runs, very slowly, to the ring. He manages to climb into the ring with a table in hand. Then the “World’s Strongest Man” sets the table up before trying to pick Show up. He just about gets Show up, before botching his World’s Strongest Slam through the table. Mayweather who has recovered by this stage pins Show and gets the victory.

    Cole: “Oh great. I wonder what this could possibly mean for Show and Henry? Does anybody else get the possible hint that these two could be about to feud. Just fucking great!”

    Coach: “Alright Cole. Calm down! We’re still on air!”

    Cole: “I’m sick of this rubbish!”

    Cole storms off up the ramp and backstage.

    Segment 19

    A Ric Flair appreciation package is shown and the crowd really gets into it.

    Segment 20

    Shawn Michaels vs Ric Flair – Retirement Match

    Michaels manages a pretty good match out of Flair. The two men show their respect for each other from the beginning with a handshake.

    There is quite a lot of brawling throughout the match as Flair only has 4 moves he can actually hit anymore, one of which is an Irish whip.

    JR: “Gawd King! Did you see how Flair just Irish whipped Michaels there. Unbelievable! He’s definitely still got it in the ring.”

    King [yawning]: “No doubt, when Flair’s on the attack, his chop, Irish whip, chop, Irish whip, chop, schoolboy technique is sending this crowd into raptures.”

    Michaels again takes control before he finally hits Sweet Chin Music. Flair somehow finds the strength to kick out one final time! Michaels then attempts to hit Sweet Chin Music again, only for Flair to read it and he manages to avoid it. Flair then chops Michaels to the ground before locking in the figure-four leg lock.

    JR: “Is Flair going to deny all the odds right here tonight?”

    King: “Wait! Here comes McMahon!”

    Vince makes his way down to the ring. Flair gets in his face before he chops him to the ground also!

    JR: “What a chop! What a chop from Flair!”

    Michaels is to his feet by this stage and setting himself up for Sweet Chin Music yet again, but suddenly he stops and tells Flair to move. As he connects with McMahon’s chin!

    Flair and Michaels stare off one more time, before Michaels delivers Sweet Chin Music to his idol! He then locks in the figure-four leg lock. Flair is forced to tap to his own move!

    Michaels then helps Flair up, they hug in the centre of the ring. Then Flair cuts a very emotional promo thanking all the fans for standing by him to this age.

    Flair makes his way to the back to a very warm reception from the crowd.

    JR: “What a moment, made all the more special by this great crowd. This is the last time you will all see that great man inside a wrestling ring.”

    King: “Can I get some odds that he’ll be back in the ring within 6 months? I smell an easy money earner!”

    Segment 21

    A video package is shown going through The Undertaker’s undefeated streak at Wrestlemania.

    Segment 22

    Hulk Hogan is again shown wheeling himself around backstage. Suddenly his elbow dislocates itself.

    Hogan: “Ahhh damn it! Little help? Anyone?”

    Flair: “…Hogan.”

    Hogan: “Flair! Old buddy! Just saw your match. You’ve definitely still got it going on in the ring. I was thinking, how about we face off against each other sometime? I’m thinking next year’s Mania?”

    Flair: “I eh, sortof just retired...WOOOOO!”

    Hogan: “Screw retirement brutha! I’m never ever going to retire! I am the Immortal Hulk Hogan”

    Hogan’s leg falls off. Flair begins to walk away.

    Hogan: “Awh crap! Keep that thought in mind though brutha! Don’t worry about the result, I’ll let you beat me at Summerslam if I can beat you at Mania!”

    Segment 23

    World Heavyweight Championship: Edge © vs The Undertaker

    The Undertaker takes ten minutes to get to the ring so this match isn’t given as much time as it probably should have been. It was still easily one of the best matches of the night though, with a few near falls and some submission holds to slow the match down.

    The Undertaker takes control of the match and locks in his choke hold but Edge becomes the first man to break it. Then out from the back comes the “Guerrero” family, Vickie, Zack and Curt. The referee and The Undertaker both become distracted by them. Chavo comes from the crowd and passes the belt into the ring to Edge who tries to hit Taker only to hit the ref.

    With the ref out of the match, the entire Guerrero family become involved with Edge and Vickie directing traffic. As Curt, Zack and Chavo begin to beat The Undertaker down; Edge and Vickie begin to vigorously make out in the corner of the ring. Soon enough they are dry humping each other.

    With no leadership the other three begin to argue amongst each other letting The Undertaker come back with a double chokeslam to Zack and Curt, followed up by the Last Ride to Chavo. Edge and Vickie have not noticed this and are just about to get naked when The Undertaker grabs Vickie. Edge stares on, too afraid to save his “love”. Taker Tombstones Vickie and then signals that Edge’s time is now.

    Edge tries to run but is grabbed by Taker who Tombstone Piledriver’s him. The referee conveniently wakes up at this point after The Undertaker has overcome all the odds. Taker gets the three count and is the new World Heavyweight Champion!

    Segment 24

    A final video package is shown, explaining the happenings of this Orton vs Cena vs Triple H feud.

    Segment 25

    WWE Championship: Randy Orton © vs John Cena vs Triple H

    Triple H comes out, grabs a mic and does his D-X routine even though D-X aren’t remotely involved in this match.

    Cena makes his way out dressed in ripped shorts, a ripped t-shirt and with his entire body painted green. He then “Cena’s” out on Triple H and F-U’s him through ECW’s announce table immediately.

    Orton then makes his way out with his belt and “those” trunks that show his rather puny body off.

    The match starts off between just Orton and Cena as Triple H is still recovering from the Super-Duper-F-U from Cena. Orton dominates and uses a few dirty tactics to maintain control of the match.

    Triple H finally recovers and makes his way back into the ring. Him and Orton go at it for a couple of minutes as Cena stays down. Orton again seems to be control, however Triple H counters an Irish whip and hits a spinebuster. Triple H then sets Orton up for the Pedigree.

    Cena has now recovered and picks up Triple H and places him on his shoulders, however Triple H has somehow managed to still hold onto Orton in place for a Pedigree. Cena begins to do press-ups with both men on his back, before he finally climbs to the top rope and hit’s this new unorthodox F-U on Triple H who at the same time Pedigrees Orton.

    JR: “Bah Gawd!!! King! King! Bah Gawd! That has to be the best moment in Mania history.”

    King: “True enough JR. That’s almost as impressive as that time Hogan slammed Andre.”

    JR: “That really sounds pathetic put like that, huh?”

    King: “Yeah, it kind of does, doesn’t it?”

    All three men are clearly hurting, until suddenly Cena springs up and “Can’t See Me’s” Orton. Cena locks in the STFU!

    JR: “STFU King! STFU King!”

    King: “Sometimes I really wish you would.”

    Orton taps! Cena is the new WWE Heavyweight Champion!

    JR: “Can you believe that?”

    Styles: “Great, we get to see another year long reign. That’s clearly what the fans want.”

    Cena is left celebrating in the ring to a chorus of boos as Wrestlemania XXIV goes off air.

    King: “Ahhh. Thought that crap was never going to end.”

    JR: “Still on King.”

    King: “What! Awh shit!”

    JR: “Someone cut his mic!”

    Camera fades to black.

    --------------------------------

    Quick Results

    CM Punk won the MITB match

    JBL w/ Vince defeated Finlay w/ Hornswoggle

    SmackDown vs Raw!: Batista defeated Umaga

    ECW Championship Open Challenge: Chavo Guerrero defeated Hulk Hogan to retain the ECW Title

    ECW Championship Open Challenge: Rob Van Dam defeated Chavo Guerrero to win the ECW Title

    Women’s Championship: Beth Phoenix defeated Candice Michelle to retain

    US Championship: Matt Hardy defeated MVP to become the new US Champion

    Floyd Mayweather defeated Big Show

    Shawn Michaels defeated Ric Flair to retire him

    World Heavyweight Championship: The Undertaker defeated Edge to become the new World Heavyweight Champion

    WWE Championship: John Cena makes Orton tap to become the new WWE Champion

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    This is brilliant.
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    Re: PS does the WWE his way~~

    Actually, I don't want to be a prick, but Triple H was the former WWE Champion and not John Cena. Remember, Orton was handed the belt, lost to H, and then won it back from hin in the same night.
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    That was great.

    Hogan getting no reaction and also tripping up was hilarious.


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    The following is the post-Wrestlemania board meeting. At the table are Stephanie McMahon, Triple H and Brian Gerwitz, Raw’s Head Writer.

    [Suddenly Vince comes charging into the room and takes his seat.]

    Vince: “Alright people, Wrestlemania, what’d everyone think?”

    Triple H: “Worst Mania ever.”

    Vince: “Stop being so bitter Hunter! Cena beat you and Orton rock, paper, scissors for the title fair and square.”

    Triple H [sulking]: “I still think it should have been best of five.”

    Vince: “Alright, so besides that, everyone was happy with how things went? I was particularly pleased with how RVD did.”

    Triple H: “Oh c’mon Vince. You cannot be serious!? The crowd were not into him at all!”

    Steph: “Hunter’s right Daddy. The sooner the title comes off him the better.”

    Vince: “You think?”

    [Heyman enters the office.]

    Heyman: “Sorry I’m late guys. What have I missed?”

    Vince: “Well Hunter was just saying he thought that Rob was…”

    Triple H [eyeing Heyman]: “Great! Yeah, I really thought he did a good job last night.”

    Heyman: “Ah, glad to hear it. I think it was one of the best moments of the night personally. I’ll make sure to pass on the good news to him.”

    Vince: “Wait, what? You thought that Hunter?”

    Triple H: “Hold it! What are you doing here anyways Heyman? Aren’t you meant to be only sitting in on ECW office meetings?”

    Vince: “He has a point Paul…”

    Heyman: “Well I really only came for one thing and that was this Umaga character. If I’m to run ECW…”

    [Vince stares at Heyman.]

    Heyman: “Shit! I mean If I’m to help with the running of ECW I want him.”

    Vince: “Done, now get out of my office.”

    [Heyman leaves with a rather smug look on his face.]

    Triple H: “Whoa, who the hell is going to job for all of the RAW main eventers now? Man this week just gets worse!”

    Vince [looking worried]: “Oh c’mon Hunter, don’t be mad at me!...Please don’t be mad at me? I’ve got an idea that you’re just going to love for tonight’s RAW.”

    Triple H [still sulking]: “Yeah, well we can talk later cause I’ve got to go and polish my nose for tonight’s show.”

    [Hunter storms out of the office.]

    Vince: “Huh? The show isn’t for another 10 hours you know Hunter?”

    Steph: “He’s getting worse and worse with that nose polish.”

    Vince: “Alright, so any more thoughts on last night’s show before we get down to tonight’s RAW?”

    Gerwitz: “Well there’s the obvious question…What was Hogan doing there?”

    Vince: “Don’t worry, I’ve talked to him and we’ve both agreed that he needs to be utilised more.”

    Gerwitz: “What? Vince, the man can’t even make it to the ring anymore, never mind wrestle.”

    Vince: “But I’ve got a great idea for him to feud with Cena for the title.”

    Gerwitz: “It’s not the 80’s anymore Vince! Stop bringing Hogan back for God sake!”

    Steph: “I think he might be right Dad. It’s probably time we pushed some talent below 50.”

    Vince: “Alright, alright. Well, we’ll need a new idea for tonight’s main event on RAW then. I’m thinking I should probably rape someone?”

    [Gerwitz and Steph just stare at Vince]

    Vince: “Hrmm, you guys are right, not shocking enough. How about I rape Steph?”

    [Gerwitz and Steph continue to stare at Vince.]

    Gerwitz: “Well, moving quickly on, I was thinking we should have Orton vs Triple H for the #1 Contender spot tonight but then throw some little surprise in at the end.”

    Vince: “What have you got in mind Gerwitz?”

    The three continue to finish booking tonight’s RAW!

    Card up soon.

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    RAW Card

    31st March 2008

    Match 1
    Jeff Hardy © vs Carlito
    Intercontinental Championship
    Singles

    Match 2
    Londrick vs Cade and Murdoch
    Tag Team

    Match 3
    Beth Phoenix vs Ashley
    Singles

    Match 4
    Mr. Kennedy vs Chris Jericho
    Singles

    Main Event
    Randy Orton vs Triple H
    #1 Contender Match for WWE Title
    Steel Cage

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    Match 1
    Jeff Hardy ©
    vs Carlito
    Intercontinental Championship
    Singles

    Match 2
    Londrick vs Cade and Murdoch
    Tag Team

    Match 3
    Beth Phoenix vs Ashley
    Singles

    Match 4
    Mr. Kennedy vs Chris Jericho
    Singles

    Main Event
    Randy Orton vs Triple H
    #1 Contender Match for WWE Title
    Steel Cage



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    RAW – 31st March 2008

    Segment 1

    The show starts by showing last night’s Wrestlemania highlights, culminating with the finish of the Triple Threat match when Cena becomes the new WWE Champion.

    Segment 2

    Pyros go off and JR and King welcome us to tonight’s post-Wrestlemania RAW. They tell us about tonight’s main event and also about the forthcoming Intercontinental Title match-up.

    Segment 3

    The Time Is Now hits out over the speakers and the new WWE Champion makes his way down to the ring to a pretty overwhelming amount of boos! There’s a few younger kids still cheering the Champ but that’s about it.

    Cena: “Yo! Cut the music! Cut the music!

    Cena’s music goes off.

    All you people wanna boo me?
    Well, go right ahead,
    Cause the Doctor of Thuganomics is back!
    And the Chain Gang is…Dead!


    Cena drops the mic and poses with his belt.

    The crowd look confused and unsure as to how they should react. Suddenly one little kid in the front row bursts into tears. This is then followed by the majority of the rest of the crowd bursting into cheers! Probably the loudest pop of the year!

    JR: “Bah Gawd King! Did I just see that correctly? Cena has just turned his back on all his loyal fans!”

    King: “Since when did Cena have loyal fans?”

    Segment 4

    Backstage, off-camera, Vince McMahon is sitting in his office, staring at the television screen.

    Vince: “Somebody! Anybody! Get in here now!”

    Steph comes rushing into the room.

    Steph: “What’s happened Daddy?”

    Vince: “Did you not just see what Cena did!?”

    Steph: “Yeah! Brilliant idea, huh?”

    Vince: “What!? You knew about this? No it’s not a brilliant idea! [Something suddenly clicks with Vince and he breaks down into tears] My merchandise sales! What am I going to do now? I might have to worry about what we actually book now!”

    Steph: “Oh…Well, I eh…I tried to stop Shane booking that but he was just so insistent!”

    Steph runs out of the room, leaving her father sobbing under his desk, whilst rocking back and forth.

    Segment 5

    Intercontinental Championship Match: Jeff Hardy © vs Carlito

    King: “Here comes this dumbass Jeff Hardy, he made a mess of two Mania matches last night! Two!”

    JR: “You aren’t allowed to say that on air you know King?”

    King: “Oh shut up JR! You don’t even know who’s who anymore!”

    Good match, both men of course botched a few manoeuvres but that is but to be expected of these two fine athletes. Jeff dominates the early proceedings but Carlito uses a few dirty heel tactics, including a low blow behind the referee’s back to early to take control of the match.

    Carlito hits Jeff with the Back Cracker!

    JR: “Gawd! Carlos with the Tombstone! This one’s over!”

    King: “Point proven.”

    Jeff kicks out! Carlito cannot believe it and is irate with the referee, claiming a slow count!

    Jeff takes advantage of this opening and comes back into the match; he hits Carlito with Whisper in the Wind. With Carlito laid out he climbs back to the top rope but as he is about to hit the Swanton Bomb…

    Mr Kennedy’s music hits and out he comes! Jeff looks at the ramp in confusion at Kennedy. Carlito has recovered by this stage and pulls Jeff down from the top rope and into a schoolboy. Carlito’s got a hold of Hardy’s jeans! Carlito wins, new Intercontinental Champion!

    Kennedy laughs at Hardy from the top of the ramp.

    King: “A little revenge for Kennedy for Hardy’s actions last night perhaps?”

    Segment 6

    Triple H is backstage with Todd Grisham.

    Todd: “So Triple H, what are your thoughts on tonight’s match?”

    Triple H: “You want to know my thoughts? I am The Game, I am The King of Kings, I am The Cerebal Assassin, and any other nickname which I may have used in the past which shows that I am…That Damn Good! And I’m going to show it tonight, starting now!”

    Todd: “Eh, ok?”

    Triple H: “And if you aren’t down with that, I got two words for ya…”

    Triple H listens to the crowd…

    Crowd: “…”

    Triple H: “Yeah, that’s right!”

    Triple H storms off, looking like he means business.

    Segment 7

    Tag Match: Londrick vs Cade and Murdoch

    London and Kendrick use their speed to take their early advantage but Cade and Murdoch finally manage to use their strength to take control. They then begin to tag each other in and out at regular intervals.

    Suddenly Triple H’s music hits and out comes The Game!

    JR: “Gawwwwwd King! It’s HBK! HBK Shawn Stasiak is here!”

    King: “No JR! It’s Triple H! Triple H is here! He promised he was going to show just how damn good he is tonight and he must be about to start now!”

    Triple H comes down to the ring. London, Kendrick, Cade and Murdoch all look confused as to what Triple H wants with them. Triple H poses in the ring, for a while before telling the 4 competitors to “Suck It!”

    Cade runs at Triple H firstly. Triple H kicks him in the stomach and PEDIGREE!

    Murdoch runs at Triple H in an attempt to avenge Cade but he suffers the same fate…PEDIGREE!

    King: “Yes JR! Triple H is on fire here! He is absolutely cleaning house right now!”

    The referee finally calls for the bell and announces Cade and Murdoch the winners via disqualification.

    This angers London firstly and he runs at Triple H. A right hand later and here it comes…PEDIGREE!

    Kendrick then follows suit and he too receives a kick to the gut and its followed up with a, yes that’s right, PEDIGREE!

    King: “What’s this? Oh no! Triple H look out! Here comes the rest of the RAW tag division for some bizarre reason!”

    The Highlanders are the first to the ring!

    JR: “Wait a second, isn’t one of those guys meant to be injured?”

    King: “Yes but he’s here tonight for one night only to face off against Triple H! Unbelievable!”

    Triple H nails Rory with the kick to the gut first and follows that up with a huge left hand to Robbie! He then stacks both men on top of each other. DOUBLE PEDIGREE to The Highlanders!

    King: “I never get tired of seeing this finisher!”

    Holly now runs at Triple H angrily. But what’s this? Kick to the gut…PEDIGREE!

    Cody now runs at Triple H, right into his foot. Triple H puts him in place for it, looks around…PEDIGREE!!!

    Triple H then gets up and taunts to the crowd who are going nuts!

    JR: “This is what the people came to see!”

    King: “Fantastic! Triple H has certainly shown here tonight that he will lie down for nobody!”

    Segment 8

    John Cena is backstage with Vince McMahon.

    Vince [still crying]: John! Why did you let them do that to you! We need to turn you back face as soon as possible! Maybe if we just don’t mention it again everyone’ll just forget?”

    Cena: “Vince, I think this is for the best in the long run. It’s what I need to freshen my act up.”

    Vince: “No John! More money is what you need! I’ll double your pay if you turn face again before the night is through!”

    Cena: “No, I just can’t do tha…Wait! What? You’ll double my pay? Do you even know what you’re paying me?”

    Vince: “Clearly not enough John!”

    The screen cuts quickly to JR and King.

    JR: “Something tells me, we weren’t meant to see that.”

    King: “See what? I didn’t see nothing! Come on JR, play along!”

    JR: “Everyone at home…SKITTLES! Taste the Rainbow!”

    Segment 9

    Beth Phoenix vs Ashley

    Ashley comes to the ring to no reaction but of course she pretends that she’s really, really over! Anyways, Beth dominates the match from first to last and picks up the win after hitting that move she always hits to finish matches that we all know the name of.

    After the match Big Daddy V makes his way down to the ring with Matt Striker telling him what to do. V runs at Beth and squashes her in the corner!

    King: “Really? Viscera in the Women’s Division? And there was me thinking that was a light-hearted joke last night.”

    JR: “Is Mabel finally the person to stop Beth on her run of dominance in the Women’s Division?”

    Segment 10

    Wrestlemania XXIV Rebound

    ECW Championship Open Challenge: Chavo Guerrero © vs ?

    Real American hits out over the speakers! The crowd gives the Hulkster absolutely no reaction as he comes out in his red and yellow!

    Tazz: “What! This wasn’t who was scheduled at all!”

    Styles: “Oh my God! What the hell is Hogan doing here tonight?”

    Hogan makes his way into the ring, but trips over a rope as he enters the ring and falls over clutching his knee.

    Tazz: “This cannot be the only match we’re getting to commentate on tonight. Not only are neither part of the ECW brand, one of the men can’t even stand.”

    Chavo looks unsure as to what to do. Then in a moment of genius Chavo climbs up top and hits his Frogsplash on the injured Hogan to pick up the victory. The crowd give little to no reaction!

    And that was your Wrestlemania XXIV Rebound

    King: “Another magical Hogan moment, huh JR?”

    JR: “That man always puts the business first, a true inspiration.”

    Segment 11

    Hogan: “I demand a million for everytime my name was just said!”

    King: “What the? Where’d you come from?”

    Hogan [looking hopeful]: “I heard my name and WWE in the same sentence and I thought guys you might need me?”

    King: “No, just the Rebound I’m afraid.”

    Hogan [looking dejected]: Ohh…You know I’m in great shape again?”

    King: “That’s great Hogan…Just great.”

    Segment 12

    Mr. Kennedy vs Chris Jericho

    The match starts off with a lot of brawling from both men. Kennedy takes control and botches basically all of his moves. Kennedy attempts to hit the Green Bay Plunge only for Jericho to counter it into a schoolboy. Jericho gets a near fall and takes the momentum of the match.

    Suddenly Jericho hits a bulldog and follows it up with the Lionsault! Jericho gets the victory!

    After the match Jeff Hardy makes his way down to the ring carrying his trusty ladder by his side. Hardy drags Kennedy up onto the ramp where tables have magically appeared. Hardy sets his ladder up on top of the Titantron and jumps! Hardy has hits his Swanton from over 50 feet in the air!

    JR: “Bah Gawd! Matt Hardy with the Frog Splash!”

    King: “This feud just got a whole lot more personal!”

    Segment 13

    Jericho is now backstage with Todd Grisham.

    Jericho: “Did everyone see that? Y2J Chris Jericho is back baby! The third coming is upon us!”

    Todd: “Impressive Chris. Do you feel that performance warrants a place in tonight’s main event?”

    Jericho: “Of course it does Grish! Soon enough the Ayatollah of Rock n Rolla will be back on top!”

    Todd: “Since when were you ever on top?”

    Jericho punches Todd in the face before locking in the Walls of Jericho!

    Segment 14

    Time for the SmackDown! Rebound!

    Edge and Vickie Guerrero are having intercourse!

    That was your SmackDown! Rebound!

    Segment 15

    #1 Contender Match for WWE Title: Randy Orton vs Triple H (Steel Cage)

    King: “Orton must be shaking in his boots right now! We’ve already watched Triple H destroy eight men tonight! Yes, you heard me correctly, eight men!”

    The steel cage is lowered and Triple H instantly pounces onto the attack! He takes Orton down and lays into him with hard rights and lefts. Trips continues to wear Orton down and then he begins to make use of the steel cage. He slams Orton’s head against the cage twice and grinds his forehead into the steel! Orton is cut wide open!

    Triple H is setting up for the…PEDIG…Wait Orton counters! The tired, bleeding, Orton flips Triple H over onto his back!

    Orton then locks Triple H into a sleeper hold in an attempt to wear Trips down. Trips breaks free but Orton suddenly strikes with the RKO! A tired Orton begins to crawl to the cage door.

    CM Punk’s music hits out through the arena and out he comes, briefcase and all. He taunts to the crowd a bit who are cheering but a little confused. Then he slowly begins to make his way down to the ring.

    Orton’s made it to the door but Triple H has grabbed his foot! Trips is not letting Orton exit the cage! Orton kicks Triple H’s head with his other foot and Triple H momentarily lets go of Orton. Orton is about to exit the cage when…Punk slams it against his head!

    JR: “Bah Gawd King! Punk! It’s CM Punk!”

    The referee has no option but to call for the bell. Orton wins by disqualification.

    Punk climbs into the ring and picks Triple H up first and hits him the GTS! He follows this up by hitting Orton with the GTS also! With both men down and out, Punk calls for a microphone.

    Punk: “There is no need for this Number One Contender’s match tonight! And there is definitely no need for there to be a winner to this match…”

    JR: “What’s he talking about King? What can he possibly mean?”

    King: “Maybe if you shut up, we’ll find out!”

    Punk: “Why I hear you ask? Cause I, CM Punk will be cashing in my Money In The Bank contract at Backlash!”

    [Crowd pop!]

    Punk: “And I of course, will be walking out as the new WWE Champion, for I am drug-free, alcohol-free, and better than you John Cena!”

    Punk’s music hits again and he celebrates with his briefcase in hand as RAW goes off air!

    Quick Results

    Match 1
    Intercontinental Championship: Carlito defeated Jeff Hardy to become the new Intercontinental Champion

    Match 2
    Cade and Murdoch defeated Londrick by disqualification due to interference by Triple H.

    Match 3
    Beth Phoenix defeated Ashley

    Match 4
    Chris Jericho defeated Mr. Kennedy

    Main Event
    #1 Contender Match for WWE Title: Randy Orton defeated Triple H by disqualification due to interference by CM Punk.



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    lol @ JR calling most of the moves wrong.

    Triple H destroying the tag division was well done, with everyone waiting their turn lol
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    The following is the pre-ECW meeting between Vince McMahon, Paul Heyman and Triple H.

    Vince: “I don’t want to hang around today folks, mainly cause this is the ECW meeting and nobody actually gives a crap.”

    Triple H: “Haha, true that!”

    Vince: “So anybody going to throw me an idea?”

    Triple H: “I’m thinking Kelly Kelly should probably take up half the show dancing. Then throw a couple of “monsters” into two different matches and we’re all set. And that even leaves ten minutes to replay me destroying the tag division last night.”

    Vince: “I’m liking it. Anybody object?”

    Heyman: “You’re both joking right? This is my ECW damn it!”

    Vince: “Your ECW?”

    Heyman [now laughing]: “Oh right, your ECW, I keep forgetting that.”

    Vince: “Better. So what ideas have you got Heyman?”

    Heyman: “Well, Dusty and I have been speaking and we think it’s best to give Shelton his chance to shine now against RVD.”

    Triple H [chuckling]: “That feud’ll be gold on the mic anyways.”

    [RVD and Shelton angrily come storming into the room. Both men stare at Triple H but both lack the charisma to reply.]

    Heyman: “Alright you two, there’s enough voices in here without two more.”

    Triple H: “Hahaha! Ahh, good one Heyman!”

    [RVD and Shelton silently leave the room.]

    Vince: “Alright, so stick those two up against a pair of “monsters” and we’re all set, right?”

    Heyman: “Well, I’m thinking we make Umaga a genuine threat again, you know make him look unstoppable again?”

    Triple H: “Ah! Nice plan. Then we ship him back to RAW, and job him to me!”

    Heyman: “Well, I eh…Haven’t thought that far in advance.”

    Vince: “What about this Punk thing?”

    Heyman: “Keep him on ECW!”

    Triple H: “Keep him on ECW!”

    Vince: “Why’s that?”

    Heyman: “Him and RVD can bring ECW back to greatness.”

    Triple H: “He’s not ready for the big leagues. Guy gets almost as small a reaction as RVD.

    Vince: “You know, he gets pops as loud as…well, yours?”

    Triple H: “I don’t care! I don’t want him on RAW taking up my show time damn it!”

    [The discussion continues]

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    ECW Card

    1st April 2008

    Match 1
    The Miz vs Balls Mahoney
    Singles

    Match 2
    Tommy Dreamer vs Shelton Benjamin
    Singles

    Main Event
    Rob Van Dam vs John Morrison
    Tables Match

    Plus:
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    Quote Originally Posted by PeaceSells View Post

    Plus:

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    How is that a hype lol
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