FWA Network Presents:
Saint House
Episode One: Family Over Everything
A New American Family Show
A shot of Sullivan Castle is shown just as the camera pans to the inside, revealing Kleio De Santos, Kujo, and Sammie Sullivan all sitting at the large kitchen table in their pajamas at center stage. Kujo is wearing a pair of goofy bunny slippers, Kleio is wearing a white silk pajama outfit, and Sammie is wearing her signature Frozen nightie.
Suddenly, Saint Sulley comes out from the other side of the kitchen wearing a comedic "Kiss the Cook" apron.
[Canned Cheering]
Saint Sulley: Whoooooo wants chocolate chip pancakes?
Sammie Sullivan: I do! I do!
Sulley puts some pancakes on everyone's plate as the family begins to eat breakfast.
Kujo: Say, aren't these the same pancakes we had for dinner last night?
[Canned Laughter]
Saint Sulley: They sure are! I didn't have time to make anything new, I've been training extra hard for my fight against Mike Garcia on Christmas Day.
Sammie Sullivan's expression changes once Sulley mentions the fight against Garcia. Her face turns to a frown as she plays with her food instead of eating it.
Saint Sulley notices, and goes over to rub the top of her head.
Saint Sulley: Hey squirt? Why so gloomy? You know we've got your big soccer game today!
Sulley's reminder of the soccer game has Sammie feeling more cheered up.
Sammie: They call it Football here dad! And you promised we'd get ice cream afterwards too!
Kujo's ears perk up at the mention of ice cream.
Kujo: ICE CREAM? DID YOU SAY YOU'RE GETTING ICE CREAM?
Kujo nearly jumps out of his chair with excitement.
[Canned Laughter]
Sammie: Oh Uncle Kujo, you're so silly. Of course you can come! And Kleio too!
Kleio: Thanks little sis. Why don't you go upstairs and get ready? We should be leaving soon!
Sammie goes ahead and runs up the stairs of the castle to get ready for her soccer game.
Meanwhile, Saint Sulley is cleaning up in the castle kitchen and Kujo has just gotten done shoving four chocolate chip pancakes into his mouth.
Kujo (In a muffled voice due to having food in his mouth): So Sulley, what do we have planned for the Last Man Standing match at the Christmas Show?
Saint Sulley: What do we have planned? The PLAN is to beat Mike Garcia, and get my title back. That's the plan. Nothing more.
Kleio: But Sulley, surely there's going to be interference again. I mean, Blackbird pretty much guaranteed it on Fight Night didn't he? Knox and The UA ended up costing you the title at Mile High...and that was when you were inside a cell! There won't be a cell at Mile High...
Sully throws the dirty plate he has in his hand on the ground, causing Kleio and Kujo both to jump.
[Canned Laughter]
Saint Sulley: Do you think I don't know this, Kleio? Yes, of course Blackbird is going to send in his goons to help Mike win at all costs. But what he doesn't know is, I'm counting on him to do just that. We know that Knox and The UA are coming out at some point right? That's why I formed Saints and Sinners in the first place...when they come out, you guys come out too...beat the shit out of them right there, and chase them off. Send a message that the FWA will not be controlled by those goons.
Kujo: I thought you formed Saints and Sinners so you could rescue people?
Saint Sulley: Yes, Kujo...that's part of it. But how can I rescue people if I am not on top? How can I rescue people if the FWA is controlled by Vincent Blackbird, Mike Garcia, and three other goons? I just simply can't. When we formed the Saints & Sinners, we didn't do it to control the FWA. No one man should have that power...but as it stands, that group of buffoons has formed an alliance that's getting way too powerful for my liking. Blackbird has general manager powers, and Garcia has the world championship...on top of that, they outnumber us four to three! We need to get the world title back, and stop this dictatorship from getting any bigger.
The fate of the FWA may literally stand on this match...
I will not let Blackbird be a dictator...even if it means stopping the coup and cutting off his head on live TV!
[Canned Laughter]
Suddenly, Sammie comes back downstairs dressed in her full soccer uniform and ready to go.
Sammie: I'm ready! Let's go scuba tubas!
The cheering goes nuts as Sammie says one of her signature catchphrases.
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At the soccer game, a shot of Sammie in her all blue soccer kit is shown running up and down the field trying to get after the ball. All the while, Kujo and Kleio are also shown on the sideline cheering her on!
Meanwhile however, Saint Sulley is on the sidelines himself with his phone in his hand. He was filming shots of Sammie playing, at least up until he noticed one of the parents on the sideline wearing a Mike Garcia t-shirt.
Since then, Sulley has been irate. He keeps trying to pay attention to the game, but his eyes just can't stay off the man in the Garcia shirt.
Finally, Sulley can't help himself...he puts his phone away, and goes over to the parent.
Sulley wastes no time getting in his face and wagging his finger at him.
Hey buddy! What the hell are you doing? Why would you wear that shit here?
Excuse me?
You heard me. Why would you come HERE wearing THAT SHIRT? Don't you know who I am?
The man looks at Sulley for a minute...
Hey aren't you the guy who played Mike Ross on Suits?
[Canned Laughter]
Sulley's face turns absolute red with anger.
NO! NO I AM NOT THAT GUY! I AM SAINT SULLEY! How could you wear a Mike Garcia t-shirt, and not know who I am? What sense does that make?
He just won the title...look man, I'm just trying to watch my son play ball. Don't you have a kid here too or something you should be paying attention to?
Mike Garcia didn't win anything. He didn't earn anything anyways...no, what Mike Garcia did was he caused FWA to have some of it's lowest ratings of the year, because instead of the big climatic showdown we were going to get by someone finally getting lucky enough to beat me...we had what we saw at the Mile High Massacre. Think for a minute about the pure hype that I was able to build over the course of 407 days with the FWA World Championship. Every single night, not just PPVs, but every night, people would speculate...
"Who would be the person to finally dethrone The King?"
It was a huge freaking deal. Beating me...it'd have been like breaking Chris Kennedy's undefeated record at Back in Business.
How about Nova Diamond, would he be the one to dethrone The King and get all his momentum? NO. Because I beat him.
Well then, what about Alyster Black? Surely he'd be able to dethrone the King? WRONG AGAIN. I beat him too.
Well then, let's give Mikey Garcia a chance. One on One in Brooklyn for the title...if he wins, surely he has earned the throne. Wrong again...I beat Mike there too. So what does the FWA say? All these guys on the roster can't do it...they can't dethrone this guy, so we'll bring in a legend, we'll bring in a Hall of Famer...we'll bring in CHRIS FREAKING KENNEDY. Surely he can dethrone The King. Chris Kennedy has won more world titles than anyone, Chris Kennedy never loses...he'll take The King down, right? Right?
WRONG.
WRONG.
WRONG.
The King couldn't even be dethroned by Chris Kennedy.
So then, FWA has this brilliant idea to book The King in a big Mile High Massacre match. Throw in a bunch of losers that The King already beat, and Mike Parr...I'll give Mike credit. I respect the hell out of that man. But the rest of them? Losers. And what happens? What happens to the King who went 868 days as a champion of some sort? He loses it in a match where he can't even be pinned...he loses it in a match that ends up being a crapshoot...and all in all...he loses it because three men who had no business BEING THERE decided to interfere, and help one man win.
THAT is how the story ends? Like that? 868 days of The King reigning over the FWA, who doesn't even get pinned? Doesn't get submitted? He just loses the title in the most anti-climatic way possible?
How could you give any credit to Garcia there?
He didn't dethrone anything. I am still on top...if he wants to dethrone me, he's going to have to do it against me ONE ON ONE. So we'll see...you go ahead, and you wear that ugly looking Mike Garcia shirt on Christmas Day, and you watch me pound that guy into the ground. Watch me beat his face into a bloody pulp, until the referee counts to ten and he can't get up anymore.
Mike Garcia, Vincent Blackbird, and their goon squad ruined what could've been an amazing moment for someone...to take down Saint Sulley in singles match and win the title. Instead? We got what we got. It wasn't good for television, and it wasn't good for the FWA. It was forced move to give Michael Garcia a world title reign so we wouldn't feel bad anymore about him also choking in the big one...
At this moment, as Sulley continues his Garcia rant...Sammie Sullivan has just scored a goal! Kujo and Kleio go nuts cheering on the sidelines, and Sammie has a HUGE smile on her face.
She is absolutely delighted.
The first thing she does, is look to the sidelines to see the proud look on her dad's face...
Only of course to see him ranting and raving about Garcia instead.
Her pride of the goal is overwhelmed by her disappointment that her dad missed it.
Sulley meanwhile finally tells the man in the Garcia shirt to piss off, as Sammie comes off the field to get a drink of water.
Sammie runs up to Sulley with a big smile.
Sammie: You saw my goal, right dad?
Saint Sulley: Uh...yeah, of course I did kiddo!
Sammie knows he's lying through his teeth, but she chooses not to call him out on it.
Saint Sulley: Look, I'm sorry bubba, but I have to go.
Sammie: What? But we still have time left in the game! And...and what about ice cream?
Saint Sulley: Kujo and Kleio are going to stay here with you, and they're going to take you out to ice cream afterwards! It'll be fun, you know how much Uncle Kujo loves ice cream.
Sammie: Yeah...do you really have to go?
Saint Sulley gets down on his knee and gives his daughter a hug.
Saint Sulley: It's for work, Sammie. You know this...look I just got really fired up about this match, and it made me realize that I can't let anything slip past me. There is so much on the line...if I can't get my title back, I probably won't have a chance to get it again unless I win Carnal Contendership! I need to win this match. I need to train Sammie, I need to be ready. This is Daddy's career, this is how Daddy makes us money...so that we can actually go and get ice cream.
Sammie lets out a depressing sigh.
Sammie: Okay...I'll see you later, right?
Saint Sulley: Of course, I'm just going to the gym, and then I'll be back. We'll have a family game night!
Sammie: Good! I've been looking forward to crushing you at Checkers again!
[Canned Laughter]
Sulley chuckles, and gives his daughter a kiss on the forehead.
Saint Sulley: Of course, kiddo. I'll see you soon!
The former world champ leaves in his car, as Sammie re-enters her soccer game with a sigh...she looks at Kleio and Uncle Koju with a smile as she goes back to dominating the other players.
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Later on that day, Saint Sulley is in his gym, jogging away on the treadmill while watching tape of Garcia in the background. He's watching specifically the Division Rules matchup from August, as the Mile High Massacre match was way less technical.
In fact, this is the 31st time Saint Sulley has watched this tape since Fight Night. And he's watched all of Garcia's other matches from the last year too.
The only thing that is on Saint Sulley's mind right now is Michael Garcia.
Garcia.
Garcia.
Garcia.
Sulley can't get it out of his head as he jogs away...watching the TV screen, looking for some advantage...
Saint Sulley: That footwork of his is so sluggish and sloppy. All he does is powers his way through moves. He has no rhythm...if I bait him and let him take a big power swing, I can use my speed to duck out of the way and just attack with some fast vicious strikes. I am faster and more agile than him...he might have more power, but I am way more dangerous...and I-
Suddenly, Saint Sulley can hear his phone ringing from his duffle bag.
He stops the treadmill.
Saint Sulley: Who the hell is interrupting me during my workout? I can't keep having these distractions. I need to stay focused on Mike Garcia, nothing else is important right now...
Sulley makes it to his phone, and sees it's Kleio calling him.
He scoffs at it before answering it with anger.
Saint Sulley: You know not to call me during a workout, this better better important!
[Canned Laughter]
Kleio (Over the phone): It's Sammie, Dave...she's missing!
Saint Sulley stops in his tracks.
Saint Sulley: What do you mean she's missing? Weren't you guys getting ice cream?
Kleio: We were...and then we turned away for just a second, and she was gone!
Saint Sulley: I don't have time for this! How could she does this to me? Was she not thinking? Going and running off when I have the biggest match of my career to prepare for. That girl just thinks everything is about her doesn't she? Her soccer game, and her chocolate chip pancakes...but she has no idea how important this fight is...and now...
Look...I think I know where she's at. Meet me back at the castle, okay?
With that, Sulley hangs up, and quickly heads out the door.
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Saint Sulley quickly runs up to the playground, and is relieved at what he sees...Sammie Sullivan swinging on the swing by herself. No other kids are in the playground, as it's the end of December and it's covered in snow.
Sulley stops running when he sees Sammie, who's still wearing her soccer kit, and walks up to her slowly.
She doesn't acknowledge that he's there.
But he doesn't care, he has no problem talking first here.
Saint Sulley: Hey kiddo...you gave us a real scare today. Want to tell me what's going on?
Sammie still doesn't turn and look at him.
She's giving him the good old fashioned silent treatment.
Saint Sulley: Look, I suppose this is the part of the episode where we're supposed to have a really good feel good moment, and a lesson is taught, but I'm not going to lie...I'm pretty upset with you! You know how important my job is. I told you many times, this is how daddy makes his money. And this match, this match is bigger than anything else. It's for my world championship...my world championship that I lost. I have to win it back...I can't just...I can't let Garcia be the one to win. If it was Gabrielle, or Mike Parr, or Cyrus Truth...or anyone else, that'd be different! I'd respect the fact that they bested me...that they were the better fighter. I'd move on. But Garcia? Every thing about him just makes me hate him with this strong passion. Is it his ego? The fact that he has no sportsmanship whatsoever?
The things he said at Mile High, they got to me Samantha.
Some make believe story about what would happen if I was still champion? A bunch of nonsense about how I'd have absolute power? Look at how that turned out. It was all a ruse...how could you go on and say that I can't be champion because I'd have too much power, and then go and create a big power alliance and brag about dominating the FWA? That is the pure definition of hypocrisy.
To talk about MY ego? Call me an megalomaniac?
People think me becoming Saint Sulley was me becoming worse? Why don't they realize I'm only getting better? I'm out there rescuing people! I've rescued Kleio, Kujo...you.
Who has Mike Garcia rescued? Kayden Knox? More like he's taken advantage of him. He couldn't even come up with an original nickname for their tag team, he had to steal it off of Kayden. And yet after all the abuse, all the using, Kayden continues to just let Garcia use him. And people think that's the same as it is with Uncle Kujo? They're off base. I'm not using Uncle Kujo...Uncle Kujo is helping me sure, and I'm helping him. You, me, Kleio, Uncle Kujo, we're all a family?
But those people! Those people are not a family. They're all just a bunch of people using each other, Sammie.
And I have to stop them. It has to be me, I have to stop it before it gets going. They are just starting, if Garcia wins at the Christmas Show, he's only going to get bigger and bigger in his head. He's going to become the exact thing he criticizes me for...the fact is...he's already done it. That opening segment of Fight Night? He's become worse than anything I ever was, and this was Day One. I can't let there be another day, Sammie. The entire FWA is counting on me here.
You understand that right?
You understand why I have to work as hard as I do.
This is bigger than you.
It's bigger than me.
It's bigger than all of u-
ENOUGH!
Sammie shouts.
Sulley finally closes his mouth...shocked at how loud his daughter just yelled.
Sammie Sullivan:
Enough, daddy.
Since Thanksgiving, that's all I've heard about is Mike Garcia. Mike Garcia this, Mike Garcia, that. Mike Garcia, Mike Garcia, Mike Garcia. You are obsessed with him.
I don't understand....Sammie I thought you liked my job? You said it was cool?
I did like your job.
Now your JOB? It takes up everything. During my soccer game today, you weren't even paying ATTENTION TO ME and watching ME play, because you were so focused on yelling at some guy in a Garcia t-shirt. You couldn't just take an hour break away from thinking about your fight, to watch your daughter play soccer.
You didn't keep your promise about ice cream either. You said we'd go out after the game, but you lied to me. Instead, you did what you always do.
Work.
And I haven't complained once? Do you know why? Because I've just been happy to have a home. Between the time that my mom died, and the time that you took me in, I was living in a foster home. I didn't get any attention there either, and I didn't even care...but...at least at the foster home we had Christmas.
That's all I wanted. To have a nice Christmas in our big castle...now, how is Santa Claus going to even find us? We're going to be spending Christmas in some hotel somewhere. And Christmas Day? I'm going to be stuck in a stinky locker room, watching you wrestle. And if you lose? If you lose, my Christmas is ruined. Because your career is my life too now. And when you lost right after Thanksgiving, you disappeared Daddy. None of us even knew where you were. You just left me...Kleio, Uncle Kujo...you left all of us. You left me with that nanny, and I HATE that nanny.
Why didn't you tell me where you were going?
Why didn't you take me with you?
You just left.
I was scared. I was scared because when my mom died, she was gone for a long time too. I thought I lost you, and I thought I was going to be all alone again.
But then you came back...but it hasn't felt like it.
You haven't been the same person at all. You have changed. I watch you on TV, and you're right, you are no different than Mike Garcia. The way that you talk, and the way that you act...the way that you argue with people wearing t-shirts, and throw laptops at walls, it's not fun anymore. You're not the same person I told bed time stories with, or I drew pictures about. You've changed...I want you to go back to what you were before.
Those things you said? About rescuing me? What have you rescued me from? Because right now, the way things have been, I really wish I wasn't with you right now. You haven't been a good daddy, at all...and...and I've just missed my mommy.
Sammie begins to break down with emotion and tears. The changes her dad has been through, the loss of her mother, Christmas coming up...everything.
It's all hitting her at once, and Sulley too...
Sulley is completely speechless at everything his daughter has had to say.
I...I didn't know you felt this way.
I'm sorry Samantha. I can't bring your mother back, and I'm never going to be the person she was. I really want to tell you that I can change, and that I can be a better person...I can. I know I can...you've helped me change so much already!
But please, I'm begging you...please don't make me choose between you, and winning against Garcia.
Don't you see? You can win against Mike Garcia without winning the fight. What do you have, that Mike Garcia doesn't have?
You have me.
You have Kleio and Kujo.
You have a family.
No matter how hard that big meanie head Garcia tries, he'll never have that support. Blackbird, Knox, The UA? They aren't a family. They are all just a group of people using each other as a means to get ahead. But with you, it's not like that is it?
Garcia doesn't get to go home and tell his daughter amazing bedtime stories.
He doesn't get to ho home and watch his daughter play soccer.
He can't take her out to ice cream, or have a family game night.
But you can...that's why, no matter what happens, you're going to be the winner Daddy.
Sulley's got tears running down his face, as he tries to wipe them away.
So you don't want me to fight anymore?
If that's what it takes for me to be a good Dad, I'll withdraw from this fight, Sammie. I won't do it. I don't need this, I don't need to beat Garcia. I've already accomplished everything I want to. I can hang it up right now, and we can just spend all of my time doing fun things. I'll watch all of your games, and we'll get ice cream...
FWA doesn't have to matter.
NO! Daddy...you don't get it.
It doesn't have to be that way.
You're right, FWA doesn't have to matter.
But it doesn't have to not matter too, get it?
I LOVE your job. I think it's so cool watching your fight every week, and I love getting to travel on planes, on go to different cities, and run around hotels and go exploring in every one of them.
But it's only fun when you make it fun.
Stop going out making everything so serious.
Go fight Garcia, try your best, and if you win that's awesome...but if you don't...you still have your family.
And family goes over everything.
Garcia won't ever have that.
With that, Sulley hugs his daughter tight, as the two have the special heart to heart moment that was teased all along.
An audible "aww" can be heard in place of the classic laugh track.
Things are going to get better, Sammie. I can't promise you I'm going to change overnight, but I'm going to change. You're helping me get there...and if I win that FWA World Championship again, it's going to be different this time.
Sammie continues to hug her father, before breaking away for one final line.
So, Daddy, what do you say we go get some ice cream?
[Canned Laughter]
I'm ready! Let's go scuba tuba!
The fake audience goes nuts as Sulley says Sammie's signature catchphrase. Now Saint Sulley and Sammie walk off into the sunset, on their way to pick up some ice cream.
And the craziest thing is...
...for the first time...
Mike Garcia was not on Saint Sulley's mind at all.
"Without a family, man, alone in the world, trembles with the cold."
- Andre Maurois